Download or read book My Robot Farts 2 written by Dingleberry Small and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2016-10-11 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daniel D. Drek thought he'd seen the last of a certain stinky robot. Then one day, while walking his dog, a familiar passing of gas followed by a tinny voice catches his attention. "Oh no, Milo!" He watches helplessly as his dog collapses and begins to whimper. "What's wrong, boy?" he pets him, fighting back tears. When Daniel notices two glowing eyes illuminating from Milo's stomach, he realizes that one way or another the half-digested robot must come out. But at what cost? Intended for children 9 to 12. WARNING: This book is full of farts! Approximately 4,200 words.
Download or read book My Robot Farts EPUB written by Dingleberry Small and published by Dingleberry Small. This book was released on 2015-08-25 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daniel D. Drek has a problem. His new toy robot won’t stop farting, and even worse, he’s the one getting blamed. Can Danny boy put a cork in his robot’s farting habit once and for all, or will his parents ground him for all eternity? Intended for children 9-12. WARNING: This book is full of farts!
Download or read book Bully vs Fart 2 Fart Wedding written by Dingleberry Small and published by Dingleberry Small. This book was released on 2016-01-24 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lenny Lappy and Nelson Deadwood have a secret… When they drop their drawers and let off a good one, Mile One Elementary is blown away! Their pet farts, Fernando and Aisha, are engaged to be married! As long as no one objects, they’ll do just that one Friday afternoon in the school cafeteria. If only things were that simple… WARNING: This book is full of farts!
Download or read book Bully vs Fart The Early Daze written by Dingleberry Small and published by Dingleberry Small. This book was released on 2015-12-26 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Billy the Bully is at it again! When he sets his sights on Lenny Lappy and his dork friend Nelson Deadwood, he gets more than he bargains for. Is Billy any match for Nelson’s pet fart or is life at Mile One Elementary really going to stink? WARNING: This book is full of farts!
Download or read book Jimbo The Farting Robot written by Momo J. Pug and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-08 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jimbo the farting robot has trouble fitting in and discovers that being different actually makes Jimbo one of the most important robots in the lab!
Download or read book Bully vs Fart 3 Liquid Menace written by Dingleberry Small and published by Dingleberry Small. This book was released on 2016-03-26 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nerdastic fifth grader Adam Gason has a big problem. He’s just been busted for smuggling a deadly toxin into the country, one he hopes can combat the army of farts Billy the Bully is amassing in the forest outside Mile One Elementary. Can he stop the evil bully and his Jamaican gangster sidekick from destroying mankind or will the Department of Homeland Security throw him in the slammer and detonate his Xbox? WARNING: This book is full of farts!
Download or read book Max Underpants written by Dingleberry Smal and published by Dingleberry Small. This book was released on 2013-04-04 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wally Wilbert knew writing contests were tough, but good grief! All weekend long he's slaved over his latest creation, Max Underpants, until he hit a snag. Now faced with the real possibility that he might not be able to finish his epic masterpiece, Wally digs in and makes one last stand. Will he finish his harebrained adventure? Or will Max Underpants wind up on the proverbial scrapheap where all unfinished novels go? TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS Max Underpants is a short story, approximately 4,000 words. Although there isn't any profanity, plenty of crazy ideas are sprinkled throughout. Intended for teens and adults.
Download or read book Hard Luck Hank Robot Farts written by Steven Campbell and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-15 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes it's not easy being a mutant thug. The space station Belvaille, once the center of civilization, is nearly deserted because of the new government's policies. Hank makes do by working odd jobs, but he isn't sure how long those, or the city, can last.However, there are still some people trying to scratch out a (dis)honest living on Belvaille. Hank concocts a plan to save the city: steal from the countless transports and freighters that pass through the System.In the meantime, Hank falls in with a tough crowd of freedom fighters who seem determined to overthrow the government. The team goes on exceedingly dangerous assignments, with Hank taking the brunt of the danger. As if things weren't bad enough, the Navy set up residence in the System, a powerful alien dignitary is scheduled to arrive, and Hank's absurdly-competent butler states that his robotic species may declare war on Hank's home. It's up to Hank to fix the problems, find out who is doing what and why, and to try and earn a little cash in the process.
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoë Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Download or read book Bully vs Fart 4 Terminating Sara O Connor s Fart ePub written by Dingleberry Small and published by Dingleberry Small. This book was released on 2016-08-22 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nerdastic fifth grader Adam Gason is at it again, and is barely conscious when he realizes that the fate of mankind hangs in the balance. When he befriends Sara O’Connor, the mother of the future resistance, his destiny becomes clear: that he must save her from an evil fart send back in time to kill her or the future is really going to stink. WARNING: This book is full of farts!
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Download or read book No Bot the Robot with No Bottom written by Sue Hendra and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-01-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bernard the Robot loses his bottom on the park swing, and sets off to find it. Every time he gets close, it disappears again! Bird was using it as a nest, but it was too heavy; Bear used it in his drum kit, but it was too tinny; the Squirrels built sandcastles with it...and now it looks as if they're sailing away in it. Will Bernard EVER get his bottom back? Praise for No-Bot, the Robot with No Bottom: 'Silly, funny, and very enjoyable to read!' The Bookbag 'Fabulously funny and wonderfully warm.' Liverpool Echo 'Guarantees lots of giggles - from children and adults!' Parents in Touch 'Fans of Barry, Norman and Keith will absolutely adore this new wonderfully eccentric new character.' Mumsnet 'The book is beautifully illustrated and the story is guaranteed to have you and your child laughing… I can't recommend any of the Sue Hendra books highly enough, seriously if you've never read any of her books then you MUST!' Knees Up Mother Brown
Download or read book Revenge of the EngiNerds written by Jarrett Lerner and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-02-19 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ken and his EngiNerds crew return in a nutty and nerdy adventure that’s the perfect follow-up to EngiNerds. When last we met, the EngiNerds were battling a horde of ravenous robots; however in this latest caper, they’re on the hunt for just one rogue robot. But who knows what kind of mayhem one mechanical creature can cause? And why is Ken the only EngiNerd who’s worried about the runaway robot? The rest of the crew seems to be missing in action and Ken fears it’s because of Mikaela Harrington. She’s the new girl in town who’s UFO and alien-obsessed and wants to join the EngiNerds. But as far as Ken is concerned, the EngiNerds are Y-chromosome only, no X’s allowed! Will Ken allow a rogue robot and a know-it-all, genius girl to wreak havoc on the entire universe? He just might not have a choice!
Download or read book American Hardcore Second Edition written by Steven Blush and published by Feral House. This book was released on 2010-10-19 with total page 409 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "American Hardcore sets the record straight about the last great American subculture"—Paper magazine Steven Blush's "definitive treatment of Hardcore Punk" (Los Angeles Times) changed the way we look at Punk Rock. The Sony Picture Classics–distributed documentary American Hardcore premiered at the 2006 Sundance Film Festival. This revised and expanded second edition contains hundreds of new bands, thirty new interviews, flyers, a new chapter ("Destroy Babylon"), and a new art gallery with over 125 rare photos and images.
Download or read book The Fart Fairy written by Bobbie Hinman and published by . This book was released on 2015-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Jop and Blip Wanna Know 1 Can You Hear A Penguin Fart on Mars written by Jim Benton and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-06-29 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *Winner of the 2022 Pop Culture Classroom Excellence in Graphic Literature Award for Best Children’s Nonfiction!* Two curious robots seek the answers to life’s most pressing—and hilarious—questions in this full-color graphic novel series by Jim Benton, New York Times bestselling author and creator of Franny K. Stein and Catwad! Join Jop and Blip as they follow their curiosity and investigate these seemingly odd questions using their own brand of logic, critical thinking skills, STEM knowledge, and humor. • Can you hear a penguin fart on Mars? • What if you wanted a dragon sandwich? • Why do we need TWO ears? With Jop and Blip, everything is worth knowing! Perfect for fans of Dav Pilkey and Dan Gutman!
Download or read book EngiNerds written by Jarrett Lerner and published by Aladdin. This book was released on 2019-02-19 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The battle between boys and bots is on in this funny, fast-paced novel. Ken is an EngiNerd: one of a super-smart group of friends—all nerds—who have been close since kindergarten. They may be brainiacs, but they’re just like everyone else: they fight with one another, watch too much TV, eat Chinese food, and hate walking their dogs. Well, maybe not just like everyone because Ken’s best friend Dan has been building robots. He then secretly sent one to each of the EngiNerds, never letting them know he’s the mastermind. At first Ken is awed and delighted: what kid hasn’t dreamed of having a robot all their own? Someone who can be their friend, clean their room, walk the dog, answer homework questions…how amazing is that? But be careful what you wish for: Dan’s robot, Greeeg, may look innocent, but his ravenous consumption of food—comestibles—turns him into a butt-blasting bot. And once the other robots ‘come alive’ it’s up to the motley crew of EngiNerds to not only save the day, but save the planet!
