Download or read book A Blonde View of Life written by Daveda Gruber and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-07-15 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daveda wanted to write a book that showed the happy and even hysterical ways she sees the world. Just as her previous books have told about her life, this one is no exception. She includes putting herself into inanimate objects in such a way that describes how the things around her may view life. "A Blonde View of Life" is a book about the light hearted way Daveda chooses to let the world affect her. This book will have you laughing and enjoying a Blonde perspective of life. Come enter a world that you will not soon forget. Daveda Gruber will take you on an incredible journey. Hang on to your chair, uncontrollable laughter may cause you to fall out of your seat!

Download or read book Real Blonde Stories written by Lori Bassel and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lori Bassel is a testament to the old clich, blondes have more fun. In her collection of lighthearted essays, Bassel, a former Naples, Florida, bartender, pokes fun at her real-life experiences and shares many of the same stories she entertained her loyal customers with during her stints at local clubs. Bassel begins by narrating her hilarious adventures from high schoola time when she and her best friend, Lisa, reveled in tormenting lovers at a local midwestern park. With steamed-over windows, the lovers never saw the girls coming as they hopped on the trunk, dashed over the top of the car, and down the hoodmost likely scaring the couples in the car half to death. From the time she spray painted her boyfriends old Chevy (without his permission) to the time she ran out of gas and had the entire cheerleading squad, dressed in uniform, pushing her truck down North US 41, Bassel shares one laugh-out-loud story after another. Real Blonde Stories is a delightful collection of one womans blonde moments in life, teaching both men and women to find the humor in every day moments.

Download or read book This Will Be The Death Of Me written by Rose Rutland and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2018-10-22 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This autobiography depicts the author's haunting memories, frustrations of ignorance (darkness) as a child, and the confusion that escorted introverted Rose Rutland into a season of promiscuity as a young woman and an unplanned pregnancy, then ultimately into attempting suicide. It also shows the tricks and tactics of the enemy, how he played and preyed upon her to bring her to that place of hopelessness. This young Black woman, Rose, struggles to understand what is happening to her amid the ignorance (darkness) that slowly overtakes her throughout her life. Ignorance, ranging from parents' love, sibling rivalry, neglect, guns, men, sex, abortion, abuse, lies, secrets, misunderstandings, dreams, visions, angels, God, and eternity. Despite it all, Rose pushes toward the unknown. God wanted this book written to knock on the doors of hearts that are crying out for help, as mine was. Writing this book brought back memories that used to make me cry. Being led of God to write it I cried not for pain of those memories. I wept over the Love God showed through it all. And I laughed at the foolishness of that dead little girl. This book is an answer to someone's cry. May this book increase hope and faith in God, open blind eyes, and set the captives free.

Download or read book Kick the Boring Out of Your Life written by Donna Carter and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2015-08-01 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good lives rarely happen randomly. But a wise woman who works in concert with God's design for living is almost certain to have a full, rich life—the kind of life every woman really wants. How does a woman make the wise decisions that will create a beautiful life? In her new book, author and speaker Donna Carter offers practical and spiritual advice that can help you create the life you love. You'll learn how to: think big set boundaries take risks invest wisely maximize the power of your words These strategies and more will help any woman create the life she loves.

Download or read book Peace in the Present Moment written by Eckhart Tolle and published by Hampton Roads Publishing Company. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With selected quotations from A New Earth and A Thousand Names for Joy, this book combines selected wisdom from Eckhart Tolle and Byron Katie with vibrant photos of nature's most colorful gift, the flower. Conceived by photographer Michele Penn, this volume contains over forty full-color photos of flowers, linked to the core teachings of Tolle and Katie. Each flower and corresponding quotation provide valuable insight into such key concepts as living in the moment, gratitude, nurturing the soul, and much more.

Download or read book Blonde Moments written by Fleur Barrington and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever said to yourself: 'I can't believe I just did that! What was I thinking?!' Well, the truth is that you probably weren't thinking at all. You were having a blonde moment. Blonde moments happen to all of us from time to time, whether it be a daft comment, a well-intended quip gone badly wrong or simply the art of getting into an unbelievably sticky situation. The best thing to do at times like these is to laugh them off. "Blonde Moments" celebrates the downright stupid things that we all do and makes us feel better about our own gaffes by comparison. This book includes: quotes and witticisms from famous 'blondes'; real life 'blonde' situations; 'blonde' sayings and jokes; a look at 'typical' blondes; and, blondes in the movies. For the times when you wish the ground would just open up and swallow you whole, "Blonde Moments" offers a hilarious form of solace and the perfect gift for the 'blonde' in your life this Christmas.

Download or read book Wish written by Grier Cooper and published by Dancing Poodle Press. This book was released on 2014-12-02 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Indigo Stevens, ballet classes at Miss Roberta’s ballet studio offer the stability and structure that are missing from her crazy home life. At almost 16, she hopes this is the year she will be accepted into the New York School of Ballet. First she must prove she’s ready, and that means ignoring Jesse Sanders – the cute boy with dimples who is definitely at the top of Miss Roberta’s List of Forbidden Things for Dancers. But Jesse is the least of Indigo’s concerns. When she discovers her mom is an alcoholic, it simultaneously explains everything and heaps more worry on Indigo’s shoulders. As her mom’s behavior becomes increasingly erratic, Indigo fights to maintain balance, protect her younger brothers from abuse, and keep her mother from going over the edge. When the violence at home escalates, Indigo realizes she can no longer dance around the issue. At the risk of losing everything, she must take matters into her own hands before it’s too late.

Download or read book Blonde Like Me written by Natalia Ilyin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2000-02-22 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In essence, she shows us the difference between simply having blonde hair and being a blonde."--BOOK JACKET.

Download or read book Big Blonde written by Dorothy Parker and published by Rare Treasure Editions. This book was released on 2021-11-08T14:41:00Z with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Short story, winner of the 1929 O. Henry Award. The big blonde in question is Hazel Morse, who, when we meet her, is "a model in a wholesale dress establishment", whose thoughts are largely devoted to men. Then she meets Herbie Morse, an attractive man and a heavy drinker. Where will events now take her?

Download or read book The Dolly Moment written by Tressie McMillan Cottom and published by . This book was released on 2021-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amazon print on demand (KDP) version for the public, by Tressie McMillan Cottom

Download or read book My Blonde World written by Daveda Gruber and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take a whirl wind ride in this book made up of hilarious short-stories that will have you laughing all through it. You will find true stories and a few that come from the mind of Daveda Gruber who is well known for the fun way she interprets the world around her. Find out what inanimate objects think and do. Have the time of your life reading this, her fifteenth book, filled with pure enjoyment!

Download or read book Life Begins at Fifty written by Helen Carver and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2014-08-06 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didnt do than by the ones you did do. Mark Twain Ever wondered if there must be more to life than this? Ever thought, Its now or never? Ever wanted to travel the world? Me too! At the ripe old age of fifty, I decided I wanted some fun - I wanted to live rather than just exist! I wanted some wild and whacky experiences to tell my grandchildren about in years to come. So, after years of feeling like a hamster in a wheel, juggling work with children, I rebelled in the most spectacular way. I walked away from my job, rented my house out, went off travelling around the world for six months with my nineteen-year-old daughter, and embraced a whole new way of life. I hope you laugh as much as we did at the crazy things that happened to us and the madcap things we tried (white-water rafting, skydiving, hiking up glaciers, jumping off waterfalls and posing naked in front of them, to name a few). I hope it makes you realise that you only get one life, and now is the time to start living it, doing what you really want to and enjoying every precious moment. Follow your dreamsyoull be amazed where they take you! I did, and my life has never been the same since. For more information about Life Begins at Fifty, please go to www.lifebeginsatfifty.info

Download or read book How to Make a Dress written by Jenny Packham and published by Random House. This book was released on 2021-03-04 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘From inspiration to sketch, pattern to fabric, the making of a dress has been the structure that has held me, and my passion to dress others is the momentum of my life.’ Jenny Packham is one of Britain’s leading designers and most in-demand couturiers, known for her exquisite dresses made for brides, celebrities and even royalty. In How to Make a Dress, she explores her creative journey in a brilliant meditation on life and style. Beginning with the search for creative inspiration and taking us into her studio then onto the red carpet and beyond, she asks the questions that have preoccupied us for centuries: What makes the perfect dress? What do our clothes mean to us? And why do we dress the way we do? Whether she is on the trail of Marilyn Monroe in LA, designing a bespoke piece for the red carpet or sketching for a new collection, Jenny documents her pursuit of the eternal truths of style. Decades in the making, How to Make a Dress is an unforgettable book for anyone who has ever loved a piece of clothing.

Download or read book S413 written by Saniyah Chisti and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2019-11-07 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Elizabeth Lawrence a simple girl or that is what she thought of herself until she faced her trials. After a brutal breakup with her boyfriend Leo, she discovers the miracle that is above and beyond the six-letter word beauty. She falls for Shaun, the billionaire law student. In the process of her spiritual awakening, she ends up discovering the secret of the world.

Download or read book Tainted written by Vicky St. John and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2012-02-10 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zoe Anderson is out for revenge. With the help of an elaborate plan, Zoe has just faked her own death in order to pay back her abusive ex-husband, Doug, for all the anguish he has caused her. But in order to carry out her vengeful scheme, she must rely on help from a mysterious stranger. As she heads to a seedy part of town to meet him, Zoe is uncertain if he can help her with her dark request. Zoe wants to become a vampire. After the stranger leads Zoe to Tobias, a two-hundred-year-old vampire, Zoe decides she has no choice but to move forward and sacrifices her life. Fueled by her nightmares and the bloodlust in her eyes, Zoe immediately immerses herself into manipulating her ex-husband into thinking he is going crazy. As she sneaks, spies, and tortures the man who stole her children, she fights her hunger for blood, even as she develops feelings for the mysterious stranger who has not left her side since the day she met him. In this urban vampire tale, a scorned woman eager to shed her emotional scars soon learns that being gifted with supernatural powers may come with a price.

Download or read book My Life in Prison written by Donald Lowrie and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 1912 with total page 474 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The account of Donald Lowrie's 10 years in San Quentin after being convicted of burglary.

Download or read book The Blonde Theory written by Kristin Harmel and published by 5 Spot. This book was released on 2007-02-22 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Hilarious...deliciously entertaining." - Sarah Mlynowsi, author of Monkey Business "Kristin Harmel dishes with disarming honesty and delivers a sparkling, delightful story." - Laura Caldwell, author of The Year of Living Famously Harper Roberts is a corporate attorney in Manhattan.She's smart, attractive, and funny. So why can't she find a date? Men flock to her at parties when they think she's a dumb blonde. But, as soon as they realize she's a Harvard-educated lawyer, they flee. Harper's best friend is a magazine editor who suggests Harper go on assignment for a month as a 'dumb blonde' and see if it changes her dating perspective. So, for two weeks, Harper goes undercover. She changes her wardrobe, her conversation, her body language. The result is a series of comical encounters. Soon, Harper must take a good look in the mirror and realize that it's not just men who judge people on their looks.