Download or read book Sky Surfing Skateboarder written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2002-05-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Through a series of incredible mis-adventures (so what else is new), our boy blunder finds himself participating in the Skateboard Championship of the Universe. (It would be "of the World" except for the one kid who claims to be from Jupiter-a likely story, in spite of his two heads and seven arms.) It's a tough crowd where anything goes as long as you win. Amidst the incredible chaotic chaos by incurably corrupt competitors (say that five times fast), Wally learns there is more to life (or in his case, near-death) than winning.

Download or read book My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2007-07-08 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At last, Wally can have the superpowers he has always dreamed of and written about! Thanks to the newest invention of Junior Whiz Kid, Wally now has . . Laser-Blaster Eye Beams-handy for catching those bad guys . . . and reheating your hot chocolate. Inviso Shield-a flip of the switch and your invisible . . . except for you're underwear. Extendo Arms-great for back scratching those hard to reach spots . . . particularly if they're a thousand miles away. These and a dozen other superpowers allow him to try to make the world a better place . . . until he realizes that the biggest differences are not made by flashy superheroes, but by everyday people doing everyday acts of kindness. Join our boy blunder as he learns the true meaning of helping and caring for others.

Download or read book My Life as Reindeer Road Kill written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 1995-09-28 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious chapter book for 8 to 12-year-olds from the Wally McDoogle series shows tweens the true meaning of Christmas. Santa on an out-of-control four-wheeler? Electrical Rudolph on the rampage? Nothing unusual, just Wally McDoogle doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. . . for God! In this nonstop, action-packed novel, Wally receives an invitation to Jesus’ birthday party and bungles his way to understanding the best gift to give God. My Life as Reindeer Road Kill features boy blunder Wally McDoogle in his signature confusion, chaos, and comedy teaches biblical values and character-building lessons with action and humor that appeal to middle schoolers comes in a small lightweight softcover perfect for stashing in a backpack or in a car pocket My Life as Reindeer Road Kill will keep young readers laughing while learning about generosity and what God really wants.

Download or read book My Life As a Tarantula Toe Tickler written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2003-06-17 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boy-genius Wally McDoogle makes one very minor mistake...and decides to hide the truth from his parents. What harm could come from hiding one tiny mistake? Much more than Wally bargained for! Junior Genius (the spoiled, super-inventor from My Life As a Sky Surfing Skateboarder) turns Wally into a human guinea pig for his latest creation-the Mind Magnifier. And something goes terribly wrong. Instead of a dramatically increased brain size, Wally ends up with ears big enough to use for hang-gliding! When you mix in giant flying snails and Tina, a giggling tarantula the size of a small house, you've got problems of major proportions. Now, our boy blunder must save Tina, his life, and the entire city! In this life-and-death struggle, Wally learns the importance of admitting mistakes and not hiding the truth from his parents.

Download or read book My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2006-10-29 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his newest, original outing, bungling hero Wally McDoogle runs into trouble by unfairly judging others and gossiping behind people's backs. But it's not until he tries to see people through the eyes of God that he realizes it's better to love than to judge.

Download or read book My Life as a Haunted Hamburger Hold the Pickles written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2006-10-29 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody says the old house at the edge of town is haunted. But Wally has some major doubts. Unfortunately, in exposing the hoax he undergoes some of the craziest catastrophes and mass mayhem of his life. To name just a few, Wally experiences: falling into mirrors that others claim show the future; shorting the sheets on so-called ghosts; and supposedly being turned into a talking hamburger. All this as our young hero learns what God really says about sorcery, ghosts, and the supernatural.

Download or read book My Life as Invisible Intestines with Intense Indigestion written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2001-10-14 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Life As Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) is book # 20 in the The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle series. When Wally first becomes invisible (thanks to the handy-dandy OOPS Machine) it's great fun. Now he can do whatever he wants, like defending Opera by humiliating a bully, or helping the local football team come back from a 0-54 score. Then, of course, there's always giving Wall Street a hand in making her first million. . . . But the fun and games are short lived when everybody from a crazy ghost buster, to the FBI, to the 59 1⁄2 Minutes TV show, to the neighbor's new dog (a cross between a grizzly bear and a Tyrannosaurs Rex) begin pursuing him. Soon Wally is stumbling and staggering through his greatest misadventure ever . . . until he finally learns that cheating and taking short cuts in life are not all they're cracked up to be. Until he learns that honesty really is the best policy.

Download or read book My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1995-02-22 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

Download or read book My Life as Alien Monster Bait written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1993-05-07 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Hollywierd" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects "monster" or his own out-of-control pride. . . Until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God's command for humility.

Download or read book My Life as a Human Hairball written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 1998-11-01 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally's own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."

Download or read book My Life as a Screaming Skydiver written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 1998-03-20 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Only master of mayhem Wally McDoogle can turn an innocent game of laser tag into international espionage. From the Swiss Alps to the African plains, Agent 00 1/7th bumblingly employs such top-secret gizmos as rocket-powered toilet paper, exploding dental floss and the ever-popular transformer tacos (don't laugh, they get great gas mileage) in a desperate attempt to stop the dreaded and super secret . . . Giggle Gun. It isn't until Wally finally takes responsibility for his actions (which unfortunately involves leaping out of a jet fighter traveling 1.2 gazillion miles an hour), that he is finally able to save his life. . . And while he is at it, the entire free world.

Download or read book My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1993-07-02 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hot-air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we're talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned "Human Catastrophe." My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line, Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.

Download or read book My Life As a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2006-07-05 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take another hilarious romp through Wally's incredible worlds as he learns the importance of trusting God even when things don't make sense. For just a few days, Wally gets to run his life his way. Meaning, he can do or be or have whatever he wants. But soon catastrophe piles upon catastrophe, and Wally begs God for things to go back the way they were.

Download or read book The Case of Hiccupping Ears written by Bill Myers and published by Tommy Nelson. This book was released on 2003-09-16 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In The Case of the Hiccupping Ears, people all over the world are forgetting how to eat, see, hear, smell, and even walk! What on earth is going on? The boys at B.A.D.D. (Bungling Agents Dedicated to Destruction) are once again at work. Only Secret Agent Dingledorf and Splat can stop them.

Download or read book My Life as a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2006-10-29 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All of Wally's friends have cooler stuff than he does, and even his prayers have turned into, "Dear God, gimme, gimme, gimme" until Dad drags him along on an aid project to Africa. He meets a boy his age who shows him what really counts in life and the key to real happiness.

Download or read book The Case of the Yodeling Turtles written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson Inc. This book was released on 2005-03-29 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Secret Agent Dingledorf's sixth top-secret case, everyone's pets are going crazy! Cats think they can sing opera. Dogs think they're country-western stars. Even Priscilla's turtles think they can yodel! Only Secret Agent Dingledorf and his trusty dog, Splat-created by the outrageously funny Bill Myers-can solve the case and save the day. Black-and-white illustrations bring the mystery to life as everyone learns a little lesson about the importance of treating pets and animals with kindness.

Download or read book The Case of the Flying Toenails written by Bill Myers and published by Thomas Nelson Inc. This book was released on 2002-08-22 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It started out with just one little lie. But now, everybody is coming down with the dreaded disease-Priscilla, parents, even Super-dud, er, Super-dog, Splat. They go to bed perfectly normal one night, then wake up the nest morning with jet-powered toenails! Who knows the truth behind this awful sickness? Who can stop it? Only Secret Agent Dingledorf and his not-so-trusty (at least in this book) sidekick Splat can find the cure and save the day...while discovering how important it is to be honest and tell the truth.