Download or read book My History Teacher Is a Zombie written by Kristin C. Cooke and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-08-25 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Miguel's mysterious adventure with his job as the library assistant in the haunted library in the school basement continues as his class schedule changes to enroll him in a new history class taught by Dr. Fritz! More pieces of the mystery unfold as Miguel spies on the zombie teaching his class and discovers more twists and turns to the mystery. He finds himself trapped inside secret portals, passageways, and haunted by noises from what seems to be a zombie behind the library book shelf. This ongoing plot will have you on the edge of your seat as you discover with Miguel new clues to his mystery in each book in this series! Read on if you dare!
Download or read book My Teacher Is a Zombie written by J. Murdock and published by J.R. Murdock. This book was released on 2013-01-26 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stanley and his best friend, Bert, are eighth graders just trying to get through middle school and move on to high school. Just like other kids they have things to deal with day-to-day; lunch, bullies, grades, parents. What they did not expect to have to deal with is an old teacher that has become a zombie!Knowing that that their parents won't understand their teacher's evolution into the undead, they take matters into their own hands. With the help of some of their classmates, Penny, William, and Zita, and also accompanied with Rex, the biggest kid in the eighth grade, they head to school to deal with their teacher. To get out of the eighth grade, passing class won't be enough.
Download or read book Zombie History written by Peter Charles Hoffer and published by University of Michigan Press. This book was released on 2020-01-02 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fake history is not a harmless mistake of fact or interpretation. It is a mistake that conceals prejudice; a mistake that discriminates against certain kinds of people; a mistake held despite a preponderance of evidence; a mistake that harms us. Fake history is like the Zombies we see in mass media, for the fake fact, like the fictional Zombie, lives by turning real events and people into monstrous perversions of fact and interpretation. Its pervasiveness reveals that prejudice remains its chief appeal to those who believe it. Its effect is insidious, because we cannot or will not destroy those mischievous lies. Zombie history is almost impossible to kill. Some Zombie history was and is political, a genre of what Hannah Arendt called “organizational lying” about the past. Its makers designed the Zombie to create a basis in the false past for particular discriminatory policies. Other history Zombies are cultural. They encapsulate and empower prejudice and stereotyping. Still other popular history Zombies do not look disfigured, but like Zombies walk among us without our realizing how devastating their impact can be. Zombie History argues that, whatever their purpose, whatever the venue in which they appear, history Zombies undermine the very foundations of disinterested study of the past.
Download or read book My Teacher is a Zombie written by and published by J.R. Murdock. This book was released on with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book My Teacher is a Zombie written by R. A. Noonan and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book A Zombie Summer School Diaries Book 1 written by Mark Mulle and published by . This book was released on 2024-04-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you heard of a zombie going to a summer school? Do zombies go to schools in the first play? Apparently, they do attend classes with other monsters and they have a skeleton for their history teacher! If you think summer school is L-A-M-E and D-U-L-L like Ugh the zombie, you better think again! Join Ugh at the start of his classes and discover what summer school has in store for him! An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 (Preteen / Thrilling Minecraft Adventure / Minecraft Novel THIS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE STORY IS A MUST READ FOR MINECRAFT FANS ESPECIALLY FOR KIDS AGE 5-7, 6-8, 8-10, 9-12, THIS EXCITING MINECRAFT BOOKS IS MADE for ages 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 and older. MOTIVATE YOUR 8 YEAR OLD BOYS AND GIRLS OR MINECRAFT KIDS AGES 9-12 TO READ WITH THIS EXCITING STORY. GET YOUR COPY NOW!!! This unofficial Minecraft book is not authorized, endorsed or sponsored by Microsoft Corp., Mojang AB, Notch Development AB or any other person or entity owning or controlling the rights of the Minecraft name, trademark or copyrights. All characters, names, places and other aspects of the game described herein are trademarked and owned by their respective owners. Minecraft(R)/ /TM & (c)2009-2016 Mojang/Notch.
Download or read book My Life as a White Trash Zombie written by Diana Rowland and published by Astra Publishing House. This book was released on 2011-07-05 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horror meets humorous urban fantasy in first book of the White Trash Zombie series • Winner of the 2012 Best Urban Fantasy Protagonist by the RT Awards Angel Crawford is a Loser. Living with her alcoholic deadbeat dad in the swamps of southern Louisiana, she's a high school dropout with a pill habit and a criminal record who's been fired from more crap jobs than she can count. Now on probation for a felony, it seems that Angel will never pull herself out of the downward spiral her life has taken. That is, until the day she wakes up in the ER after overdosing on painkillers. Angel remembers being in a horrible car crash, but she doesn't have a mark on her. To add to the weirdness, she receives an anonymous letter telling her there's a job waiting for her at the county morgue—and that it's an offer she doesn't dare refuse. Before she knows it she's dealing wth a huge crush on a certain hunky deputy and a brand new addiction: an overpowering craving for brains. Plus, her morgue is filling up with the victims of a serial killer who decapitates his prey—just when she's hungriest! Angel's going to have to grow up fast if she wants to keep this job and stay in one piece. Because if she doesn't, she's dead meat. Literally.
Download or read book My Math Teacher is a Vampire written by Duane L. Ostler and published by Duane L Ostler. This book was released on 2014-12-27 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book 2 of 'The Stewards of Light' series, and sequel to 'My Science Teacher is a Wizard.' Blake Drywater and his fellow unfortunate students at Millard Fillmore Middle School once more find themselves facing an unexpected creature in one of their classes. Because of a sudden 'neck disorder' suffered by their math teacher, Blake and his classmates receive a chilling substitute. His name is Mr. Coagulate, who has a strange fascination with blood and dreams. Meanwhile Blake's former science teacher, Mr. Marlin, uses his wizard skills to annoyingly turn himself into objects in Blake's classroom--objects that talk to Blake, but which no one else can hear. Mr. Marlin warns Blake that his substitute math teacher is actually a vampire, determined to enslave Blake and use him as an unwilling warrior in the battlefield of vampire nightmares. And in spite of Blake's best efforts to stay out of such a horrible place, he unwillingly finds himself in the midst of the vampire battle one night, where he learns that nothing ever works out the way it should.
Download or read book A Zombie Summer School Diary Book 1 written by Mark Mulle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-07-28 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GENRE: Children's Adventure (An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 (Preteen) Book 1: My History Teacher Is a Skeleton My name is Ugh, and I'm a zombie. The silliest thing just happened to me! Just because I never did any of my homework and hardly showed up to some classes I've been forced into summer school if I want to be able to pass the fifth grade and get into middle school next year. It's not as bad as it seems though, my best friend Grunt is in summer school too, so at least I'll have someone to talk to. My entire summer is going to be filled with summer classes because I failed three classes last year. I bet I'll be bored out of my mind, but it's not like zombies have anything better to do in the summer, avoiding the sun and all. Anyway, I heard that my first month-long session is in history and it's being taught by a skeleton! I wonder what sort of crazy stuff I'll learn...or what kind of crazy dreams I'll have when I end up sleeping through class. I guess I'll just need to wait to find out. Author's Note: This short story is for your reading pleasure. The characters in this "Minecraft Adventure Series" such as Steve, Endermen or Herobrine...etc are based on the Minecraft Game coming from Minecraft (r)/TM & (c) 2009-2013 Mojang / Notc
Download or read book My Science Teacher is a Wizard written by Duane L. Ostler and published by Duane L Ostler. This book was released on 2014-10-21 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Blake Drywater is plagued by bullies, doesn't like any of his classes, and hates school in general. However all of this changes when he learns that his new science teacher is a wizard. His class are promptly turned into roaches and earthworms, and are magically taken to England in the blink of an eye. But Blake soon learns there is more than science going on in his classroom. An evil wizard is after a potion his teacher has made--a potion with enough power to change the world. And when Blake is given the potion soon thereafter, he finds himself facing problems far harder than any science exam!
Download or read book Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie Escape from Camp written by Jeff Norton and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2015-09-15 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You'll laugh until you die! Adam Meltzer, the world's most neurotic teenager, who just happens to be a zombie, is back! After solving the mystery of the zombees, Adam and his friends Corina (a vegan vampire) and Ernesto (a reluctant chupacubra) head off to summer camp for a well-earned break from detective work. But the countryside in their hometown of Croxton is just as weird and wonderful and soon they are investigating something deadly dangerous in the deep, dark woods...
Download or read book My Teacher is a Zombie written by R. A. Noonan and published by Simon Pulse. This book was released on 1995 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Darcy needs help when her fifth-grade substitute teacher turns out to be a zombie intent on putting the whole class under his spell.
Download or read book The Zombie Autopsies written by Steven C. Schlozman and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2011-03-25 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As the walking dead rise up throughout the world, a few brave doctors attempt to find a cure by applying forensic techniques to captured zombies. On a remote island a crack medical team has been sent to explore a radical theory that could uncover a cure for the epidemic. Based on the team's research and the observations of renowned zombie expert Dr. Stanley Blum, The Zombie Autopsies documents for the first time the unique biology of zombie organisms. Detailed drawings of the internal organs of actual zombies provide an accurate anatomy of these horrifying creatures. Zombie brains, hearts, lungs, skin, and digestive system are shown, while Dr. Blum's notes reveal shocking insights into how they function--even as Blum and his colleagues themselves begin to succumb to the plague. No one knows the ultimate fate of Dr. Blum or his researchers. But now that his notebook, The Zombie Autopsies, has been made available to the UN, the World Health Organization, and the general public, his scientific discoveries may be the last hope for humans on earth. "Humanity has a new weapon against the living dead and that weapon is Steven Schlozman!" -- New York Times bestselling author Max Brooks "I've written and made films about zombies for over forty years. In all that time, I've never been able to convince my audience that zombies actually exist. On page one of The Zombie Autopsies, Steven Schlozman takes away any doubt. This fast-moving, entertaining work will have you chuckling...and worrying." -- George A. Romero, director of Night of the Living Dead "Gruesome and gripping! Steven Schlozman reveals the science behind zombies from the inside out." -- Seth Grahame-Smith, New York Times bestselling author of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter "With The Zombie Autopsies, Steven Schlozman redefines 'weird science' for the 21st Century. Brilliant, bizarre and wonderfully disturbing." -- Jonathan Maberry, New York Times bestselling author of Rot & Ruin and Patient Zero "Dr. Steve's Zombie Autopsy will charm and excite a new generation into loving science." --Chuck Palahniuk, New York Times bestselling author of Fight Club
Download or read book Zombie School Teachers written by Sigi Cohen and published by . This book was released on 2020-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Zombie History written by Peter Charles Hoffer and published by University of Michigan Press. This book was released on 2020-01-02 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fake history is not a harmless mistake of fact or interpretation. It is a mistake that conceals prejudice; a mistake that discriminates against certain kinds of people; a mistake held despite a preponderance of evidence; a mistake that harms us. Fake history is like the Zombies we see in mass media, for the fake fact, like the fictional Zombie, lives by turning real events and people into monstrous perversions of fact and interpretation. Its pervasiveness reveals that prejudice remains its chief appeal to those who believe it. Its effect is insidious, because we cannot or will not destroy those mischievous lies. Zombie history is almost impossible to kill. Some Zombie history was and is political, a genre of what Hannah Arendt called “organizational lying” about the past. Its makers designed the Zombie to create a basis in the false past for particular discriminatory policies. Other history Zombies are cultural. They encapsulate and empower prejudice and stereotyping. Still other popular history Zombies do not look disfigured, but like Zombies walk among us without our realizing how devastating their impact can be. Zombie History argues that, whatever their purpose, whatever the venue in which they appear, history Zombies undermine the very foundations of disinterested study of the past.
Download or read book The Zombie Awakening written by Chris Grabenstein and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2017-08-22 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Previously published as The Smoky Corridor. From the New York Times bestselling author of Escape From Mr. Lemoncello's Library and coauthor of I Funny and Treasure Hunters, comes a series of spine-tingling mysteries to keep you up long after the lights go out. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. It just doesn’t usually come from the grave. The basement of Zack’s new school is hiding something, or rather someones. Two ghosts, to be exact—Joseph and Seth Donnelly, brothers who perished in a suspicious fire. But the ghosts are the least of Zack's problems. It’s what they warn Zack about that has him truly frightened: there’s an evil zombie lurking beneath the school. Fortunately, Zack has some new friends, Malik and Azalea, who can help in his paranormal adventures. Together they’ll attempt to dodge the zombie, a treasure-seeking hit man, a voodoo-savvy ghost just waiting fora new body, and more. But will they survive until recess or end up on the lunch menu? Read all of Chris Grabenstein's Haunted Mysteries! The Crossroads The Demons' Door The Zombie Awakening The Black Heart Crypt
Download or read book My Teacher Is a Werewolf written by J. Murdock and published by J.R. Murdock. This book was released on 2013-01-26 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stanley, Bert, and the rest of the gang know something has changed at school. After having to deal with a teacher that became a zombie, they've been on edge. Getting through the eighth grade shouldn't be so difficult, but their new teacher seems to have some strange mannerisms. After a little investigation, they discover that a wolf is loose in town killing local animals and putting the residents of the town in danger. The group sneaks out and discovers a werewolf is loose! They research and try to figure out a way to deal with this new monster in their town. Will they ever make it to high school?
