Download or read book The Intricacies of Ass Eating Avoiding the Perils and Pitfalls of America s Most Dangerous Sport 110 Page Blank Lined Journal written by Sparta Media and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-28 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a 110 page blank lined journal that makes a hilariously perfect gag gift for everyone - Mom, Dad, friends and family, male or female. If you want to make someone laugh then this is the ideal present. This notebook features: 110 pages Compact 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, Glossy-finished cover for a professional look. This Sparta Media diary is not only convenient and the perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking, but will also make you someone's favorite person. If you're looking for other great gift ideas, please take a look at our other products

Download or read book I Want To Wish You A Merry Christmas From The Bottom Of My Butt written by Krazed Scribblers and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Be unique with this one of kind journal; unlike anything else. Give a journal card which makes a long lasting gift for that special person to remember you. This journal features tons of room inside for writing notes, doodling, drawings and ideas. It can be used as a notebook, writing journal or small composition book for school, work, home or quiet time. This paperback journal is 6" x 9" and has 100 pages that is lined ruled. Stocking Stuffers & Gift Baskets Birthday & Christmas Gifts Graduation & End of School Year Gifts Summer Travel & Vacations Wife Gifts Husband Gifts Spouse Gifts If you are looking for a different book, make sure to click on the author name for other great journal ideas. Fill The Journal With: Dream & Nightmare Journals Food & Diet Diaries Creative Hand Writing Notebooks Penmanship and Cursive Practice Homework or Summer School Projects Church Prayer Journals Doodle Scribble Diaries School & Class Notebooks Stationary For Letter Writing & Family Notes Quiet Time Coloring Home Schooling Notebooks

Download or read book Happy Father s Day from Your Favorite Pain in the Ass written by Really Sarcastic Gifts and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-22 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Give your dad a good chuckle with this gag gift they will never forget. This funny journal is even better than a greeting card since they can put this to use. Features: Large 8.5 x 11 Size 100 Pages White Paper Interior Smooth Matte Cover Paperback

Download or read book The Journal of Best Practices written by David Finch and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-01-03 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *A New York Times Bestseller* A warm and hilarious memoir by a man diagnosed with Asperger syndrome who sets out to save his relationship. Five years after David Finch married Kristen, the love of his life, they learned that he has Asperger syndrome. The diagnosis explained David’s ever-growing list of quirks and compulsions, but it didn’t make him any easier to live with. Determined to change, David set out to understand Asperger syndrome and learn to be a better husband with an endearing zeal. His methods for improving his marriage involve excessive note-taking, performance reviews, and most of all, the Journal of Best Practices: a collection of hundreds of maxims and hard-won epiphanies, including “Don’t change the radio station when she’s singing along” and “Apologies do not count when you shout them.” David transforms himself from the world’s most trying husband to the husband who tries the hardest. He becomes the husband he’d always meant to be. Filled with humor and wisdom, The Journal of Best Practices is a candid story of ruthless self-improvement, a unique window into living with an autism spectrum condition, and proof that a true heart is the key to happy marriage.

Download or read book These Are Funny Ass Checkers written by Eileen Bartow-Rives and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-10 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a therapist, Eileen Bartow-Rives has enjoyed the vagaries and whims of children's thinking and actions for thirty years. Her observations provide an insider's view of these children as they navigate this unfamiliar situation with a person they do not know, but whom their parents have entrusted with their care for an hour at a time. Stories focus on the surprising things kids say and do from the moment they are greeted in the waiting room to the time they are returned to their parents at the end of the session. The majority are typical kids struggling with everyday issues. A few face deeper lifelong challenges. All of them have their own view of the world that enlightens our own. Finally, the stories provide a look into the idiosyncratic, sometimes refreshing viewpoints of kids facing commonplace challenges. Their observations surprise, but also enrich our understanding of what it is like to be a kid.

Download or read book Hey Joey Journal written by Colleen June Glatzel and published by Rogue Phoenix Press. This book was released on 2017-09-14 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After the psychologically scarring death of her father, wild child Rosie Dwyer is introduced to journal keeping. She initially considers this writing form to be cliché. Before the death, Rosie valued chaos and rebellion- from “protest-peeing” in class to shoving a Twinkie in a classmate’s eye. However, once Rosie gives into this mode of writing, a cathartic obsession begins. Her entries often focus on her childhood enemy, Logan Fields, after he becomes Rosie’s permanent peer editor in creative writing class. While Rosie loses touch with both loved ones and reality, an unlikely friendship builds between her and Logan. Together, they must try to find the meaning behind insanity--in the school theatre, in the public library, and in the middle of a false Apocalypse.

Download or read book The Burn Journals written by Brent Runyon and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2005-10-11 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of Thirteen Reasons Why, Running with Scissors, and Girl, Interrupted will be entranced by this remarkable true story of teenage despair and recovery. “[The Burn Journals] describes a particular kind of youthful male desolation better than it has ever been described before, by anyone.” —Andrew Solomon, author of The Noonday Demon In 1991, fourteen-year-old Brent Runyon came home from school, doused his bathrobe in gasoline, put it on, and lit a match. He suffered third-degree burns over 85% of his body and spent the next year recovering in hospitals and rehab facilities. During that year of physical recovery, Runyon began to question what he’d done, undertaking the complicated journey from near-death back to high school, and from suicide back to the emotional mainstream of life.

Download or read book The Italian Journals written by Peter Greco and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2012 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can two guys enjoy a trip to Italy with their wives and still like each other at the end? This book is a unique and hilarious take on the classic vacation to Rome, Florence, and Venice. You'll actually read two separate accounts of the same trip, and at times ask yourself if it actually was the same trip, just as the authors did, and they were there.--From back cover.

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Download or read book The HomePort Journals written by A. C. Burch and published by HomePort Press. This book was released on 2017-02-28 with total page 299 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Burch’s exquisite descriptions of Provincetown bring the cape to life, and the more he reveals about the delightfully crotchety Dorrie and Lola and the effervescent, tragic Helena, the more captivating they become." -Kirkus Reviews Fleeing New York City and an abusive partner, would-be writer Marc Nugent finds work at HomePort, the Provincetown mansion of Lola Staunton, a fabulously wealthy recluse. Aided by an attractive-but-unattainable artist and an all-too-available female impersonator, Marc investigates accusations of rape and murder that have estranged Lola from a childhood friend for more than sixty years. Past and present converge when a long-lost journal reveals tales of infidelity, adultery, and passion that mirror the life Marc has recently abandoned. When his ex-lover arrives in search of revenge, Marc must confront his past, his notions of family, and his capacity for love.

Download or read book Journal Gems written by Robert Uda and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-09 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Journal Gems, Part I, shows you how to prepare your own journal or diary. You can write for fun, therapy, and profit. You will learn about the what, where, who, how, when, and why of journaling. Upon reading Part I of Journal Gems, you will be equipped to start writing your own journal. Journal Gems, Part II, compiles all of the vignettes, i.e., gold nuggets and pearls, from my daily journal entries spanning the decade from 1975 through 1984. Journal Gems presents you with valuable ideas of what and how you can write about those memorable moments throughout your life. Many years from now, your posterity will enjoy, cherish, and quote these heartwarming stories. Journal Gems will motivate you to start writing your own journal today. Once you get into the habit of writing daily entries, you may become hooked for life as an avid journal junkie. Start your journey today with Journal Gems!

Download or read book The Matt Zander Journals written by Gary Denne and published by Gary Denne. This book was released on 2008-02-20 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After a near-death experience, a man goes on a road trip to find his place in a world he no longer understands.

Download or read book Juliet s Diary written by Giselle Renarde and published by Giselle Renarde. This book was released on with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Juliet is young and in love. Problem is, there’s a pandemic gripping the planet. She knows she’s not supposed to leave the house, but her lust for her girlfriend makes her defiant. How can Juliet get close to Romi if she has to stay away? Lesbian fiction from award-winning queer Canadian author Giselle Renarde.

Download or read book Diary of a Team Explorers Kid written by Team Explorers Creekside Middle School and published by Dog Ear Publishing. This book was released on 2010-05 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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Download or read book Treasure of the Diary written by Tom Collins and published by I 65 North, Inc. . This book was released on 2022-12-13 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In September of 1864, a gang of Confederate irregulars stormed a Union train and made off with half a ton of gold which they buried somewhere in Asheville, North Carolina. Late in the winter of that year, Corporal James Donaldson Walker, one of the few surviving robbers, was captured by Union soldiers and was sent to Ship Island, a prisoner of war camp about twelve miles off the coast of Mississippi. The pure white sand of the island’s beach as seen from his prison ship melted away Walker’s fear of imprisonment. But the illusion was quickly shattered by a smell as foul as any pig farm mingled with that of dead bodies. To maintain his sanity, he secretly began recording the plight of prisoners—brutally harsh conditions, bad water, starvation, disease, and general miseries all suffered under the callous indifference of their guards. Yet, there were occasional moments of happiness in an otherwise hopeless place. When Corporal Walker fears he will not live to enjoy freedom, he reveals a secret in his diary, one he had pledged to take to his grave. More than one hundred and fifty years later, three Nashville college students find the old, tattered journal. Sensing that the book will lead to an adventure, they use ultraviolet light to bring the faded cursive writing to life. They discover the secret in the diary, and their find sends them to Western North Carolina in search of the stolen Civil War gold. The students have technology on their side—a drone, deep seeking metal detectors, and even an exotic gravity device that can find caves and underground vaults. Despite their high-tech equipment recovering the gold is not that simple. Their initial effort fails, and they realize that there is more to the diary’s secret than first appeared. The adventure takes a sinister turn when one of the students disappears. The others call for help. Mark Rollins arrives and is joined in the search for the student by two tough looking men dispatched by the missing boy’s uncle, a former Czech mobster turned Miami real estate tycoon. Things get dicey when the students discover that they are not the only ones after the gold.

Download or read book Let Me Stand Alone The Journals of Rachel Corrie written by Rachel Corrie and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2009-03-09 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A testament to how deeply we need the power and vision and energy of young women to transform the world."--Eve Ensler Rachel Corrie's determination to make a better, more peaceful world took her from Olympia, Washington, to the Middle East, where she died in 2003 as she tried to block the demolition of a Palestinian family's home in the Gaza Strip. A twenty-three-year-old American activist, Corrie also possessed a striking gift for poetry, writing, and drawing. Let Me Stand Alone, a selection of her journals, letters, and drawings as chosen by her family, reveals her story in her own hand, from her precocious reflections as a young girl to her final emails. Corrie's words--whether writing about the looming issues of our time or the ordinary angst of an American teen--bring to life all that it means to come of age: a dawning sense of self, a thirst for one's own ideals, and an evolving connection to others, near and far.