Download or read book Eat My Ass Bitch written by Fucking Brilliant Notebooks and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-11 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a lined notebook. Simple and elegant. 110 pages, and (6x9) inches in size. Original office gift. You can customize according to your personal planning needs. Perfect for Funny business journal notebook Humor office gifts for coworkers Boss meeting planner Employee staff appreciation leaving gifts Awesome great gift idea for boss Staff appreciation gifts Coworker birthday brilliant gift idea Best gifts for coworkers Boss appreciation stuff Creative task manager Boss gag gift Used as To do diary Decision Notepad Pros and Cons notebook Meeting Planner Event planning guide Party planning guide Habit tracking Journaling Organizing thoughts Project manager To do list book Taking notes and so on... To view more, click on Fucking Brilliant Notebooks Author page. We highly appreciate and Thank You for your review.Your review helps others make a better purchase decision

Download or read book Tumbledown written by Robert Boswell and published by Graywolf Press. This book was released on 2013-08-06 with total page 550 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Robert Boswell's first novel since Century's Son showcases once again his "dazzling technical skill, intelligence and moral seriousness" (The New York Times Book Review) *A Library Journal "Best Indie Fiction of 2013" * At age thirty-three, James Candler seems to be well on the road to success. He's in line for a big promotion at Onyx Springs, the treatment facility where he's a therapist. He has a fiancée, a sizable house, and a Porsche. But . . . he's falling in love with another woman, he's underwater on his mortgage, and he's put his hapless best friend in charge of his signature therapeutic program. Even the GPS on his car can't seem to predict where he should turn next. And his clients are struggling in their own hilarious, heartbreaking ways to keep their lives on track. How can he help them if he can't help himself? In Tumbledown, Robert Boswell presents a large, unforgettable cast of characters who are all failing and succeeding in various degrees to make sense of our often-irrational world. In a moving narrative twist, he boldly reckons with the extent to which tragedy can be undone, the impossible accommodated.

Download or read book The Recessionistas written by Alexandra Lebenthal and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2010-08-09 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's the day after Labor Day, 2008, and the elite universe of New York's Upper East Side is about to unravel along with the economy. Socialite Grigsby Somerset is barely aware of her changing world, and has no idea her investment banker husband Blake is about to enter into a devil's bargain with hedge fund owner John Cutter. As autumn unfolds, Grigsby's fairytale life starts to unwind. Street-smart Renee Parker has been hired as John's executive assistant and is convinced that something is amiss with her new boss. Renee enlists her friend Sasha Silver, CEO of Silver Partners, to help her decipher what is happening. They soon discover that John is nearly ruined, except for the assets he is hiding in the Cayman Islands from his wife Mimi, and has concocted with Blake a scheme to redeem himself. This tale of expulsion from a modern-day Garden of Eden captures what happens when economic decline spells ruin for Manhattan's pampered elite. eBook Edition includes 5 investment tips by author Alexandra Lebenthal.

Download or read book Imp Series Books 4 6 written by Debra Dunbar and published by Debra Dunbar. This book was released on 2021-10-10 with total page 995 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this humorous urban fantasy series with an antihero demon by author Debra Dunbar. WARNING: This series has laugh-out loud antics, an OCD werewolf, and a sexy angel. Get ready to binge read this bestselling antihero urban fantasy series! This Imp Series set includes: *DEVIL'S PAW* *IMP FORSAKEN* *ANGEL OF CHAOS* What readers are saying about the Imp Series :"Funny as hell." "The Imp Series is now in my top ten favorite series." "Laughs galore!" "This series is excellent and truly one of my favorites of all times." "Dunbar has created one of my favorite characters in Sam, the imp." "The character growth, the signature laugh out loud moments, the impy antics....This series... is truly in the top three of my favorite series ever." "Debra's Imp Series is a must read for any Urban Fantasy fan." If you like Shannon Mayer, K.F. Breene, Shayne Silvers, Hailey Edwards, or Yasmine Galenorn, you'll love this series. The Imp world includes demons, angels, werewolves, elves, vampires, and more.

Download or read book TRVE CVLT written by Michael Bettendorf and published by Tenebrous Press. This book was released on 2024-09-25 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Choose Your Own Adventure...but New Weird Horror? We Got you. Tenebrous Press' first gamebook is a meta-exploration of religious trauma, arrested adolescence and anxiety…and it's Metal as F$%k. You wake with a brutal hangover, but that can't crush your spirits: you've been invited to take back the drum throne for Abyss, the cult band you co-founded! It means quashing a turbulent history with Abyss' vocalist, Austin. You aren't sure if he's invited you back to bury the hatchet, or if he's just desperate because infamous black metal legends Waste Doctrine are rolling through town. They've given you the opportunity to open for them and maybe, finally, get the hell out of this nowhere town. The promise of the upcoming gig doesn't come without its share of hurdles. Austin's hellbent on creating a ritualistic experience out of the performance, turning the abandoned roadhouse he's chosen as a venue into a bloody, occult nightmare. Yes, it's black f$%king metal, but is it too far? Only you can decide. Get the gig. Ditch this town. Burn them all alive.

Download or read book Zero written by Neil McCormick and published by Unbound Publishing. This book was released on 2019-04-18 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zero is the latest craze. Young, sexy and brilliant, he is a multi-hyphenated (singer-songwriter-rapper-producer) superstar for the digital generation. According to his publicist at least. He’s also a narcissistic, insecure, hyperactive, coke-snorting, pill-popping, loud-mouthed maelstrom of contradictions skating over the thin ice of terminal self-loathing. He has touched down in New York with his sycophantic entourage for the launch of a new single/album/movie/tour. It is countdown to Year Zero. But the boy at the centre of the media feeding frenzy is cracking up. Inside the echo chamber of his own skull, he isn't sure he deserves all the attention, doesn’t even know if he wants it anymore and is being driven half-mad by the mysterious absence of the love of his life. As the crucial hour approaches the young star cuts and runs, setting off on a wild trip across America pursued by paparazzi, fans, fortune hunters and his Mephistophelian manager, Beasley. He’s about to find out that when you have the most famous face in the world, you can run... but you can't hide.

Download or read book Not Your Crush s Cauldron written by April Asher and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2024-02-13 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In April Asher’s next Supernatural Singles novel, Not Your Crush's Cauldron, a buttoned-up witch takes a stroll on the wildish side, sparking an alert that lands her a familiar Guardian Angel. Olive Maxwell much prefers teaching about the Supernatural world to taking part in it and leaves the magical shenanigans to her two sisters. After assigning her college students a project designed to nudge them outside their comfort zones, Olive realizes she’s never once stepped a toe out of her own . . . and it’s about time that changed. Her first trip into the unknown? Moving in with her longtime crush and friend . . . tattooed, motorcycle-riding, and pleasantly pierced Baxter Donovan. Bax Donovan, Guardian Angel not-so-extraordinaire, has acquired so many black marks on his record it looks like a Scantron test. He’s been given one last chance to keep his Guardian wings—a high-profile Assignment he knows all too well. Olive is usually as low-risk as it gets. Hell, she wrote the safety manual. But something landed her on the Guardian Angel Affairs radar, and he guesses it has something to do with the heart-pounding stunts she’s determined to check off her Dare I Docket list. Keeping Olive out of trouble is about to be his toughest Assignment. He’s at real risk of shattering the only Guardian Angel code of conduct rule he’s yet to break: Don’t fall in love with your Assignment. And he isn’t so sure that’s a bad thing. If love doesn’t play by the rules, why should they?

Download or read book One Line a Day written by Line A Day and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-23 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Revisit thoughts and memories with a 5-year journal and memory bookThis classic memory keeper is the perfect way to track the ups and downs of life, day by day.More than a daily diary or journal: For those daunted by the idea of keeping a journal or diary, the simple commitment of just One Line a Day is manageable for everyone. Each page of the journal includes an entry for five successive years, allowing users to revisit previous thoughts on a specific day of the year over the span of five years, and reflect on change and progress.Use the One Line a Day 5-year journal format to provide an insightful snapshot of your thoughts, memories, change, and progress on each of the 365 days of the yearSee patterns emerge as important events like anniversaries, birthdays, and holidays come and goAs the pages fill, you'll discover happy coincidences and have a chance to relive forgotten momentsA valuable alternative to the 5-minute journal format, One Line a Day will appeal to those new to the journaling habit and seasoned journalers alike.A great way to begin the day or to put down a final thought before falling asleep at nightDurable and elegantly designed with a ribbon for easy opening to the right pageMakes a great graduation or milestone birthday gift, or for someone starting on a new journey in lifeKeepsake diary will enhance the appreciation of life and be a treasure for years to come

Download or read book You Are My Everything written by Lorhainne Eckhart and published by Lorhainne Eckhart. This book was released on 2019-03-31 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Michael is on the brink of achieving his dreams as a pro athlete — until a drunken night in Vegas leaves him married to Angie, a woman he’s never met! Can he undo his mistake before he falls for his new wife? What happens when you get black-out drunk and wake up married to a woman you never met before? So he’d picked up a woman and had sex, and there was a ring on his finger. It hurt to think, because all he wanted to do was puke—whether from the fact that he could smell the booze oozing out of his pores or the fact that he couldn’t remember what the hell he had done, he wasn’t sure. “An unusual romance, with characterizations that are top notch.” Susan1 Up and coming hockey rookie Michael Friessen has everything going for him: a future few could hope for, parents who are his everything… He doesn’t want anything more until one weekend before he secures a spot with the pros, when he wakes up with a ring on his finger and the hottest, sexiest blonde sound asleep beside him. He tries to tell himself it was a mistake, that he isn’t looking for a relationship, and despite everything about her, including the night he’s still trying to remember, he’s determined not to fall for her. But the closer they get, the deeper he falls—until he learns that the night they met may not have been accidental. “Michael wakes up in Vegas after his birthday celebration to find out he is married and doesn’t remember anything that happened.” Karen L.

Download or read book Vicious Vipers MC Box Set Vol 1 written by Lynn Burke and published by Lynn Burke. This book was released on with total page 834 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this steamy MC romantic suspense boxed set by contemporary romance author Lynn Burke... WICKED WARDEN, VVMC1 A woman in need of protection. A Vicious MC enforcer. One wicked plan of revenge. RUTHLESS SENTINEL, VVMC 2 An MC enforcer determined to protect her. A bullied woman practiced at hiding her pain. Their connection threatens to consume, destroy … or heal. CALLOUS CRIMINAL, VVMC 3 A cold-hearted criminal. A wholesome good girl. Can she heal his heart and claim him as her own? Vicious Vipers MC box set vol 1 is the first three titles bundled into one ebook. A HOT, suspense-filled collection of three guaranteed happily ever afters, this vigilante justice collection does contain strong language and sexy times. Perfect for readers who love strong, sassy heroines and protective, bad boy hero bikers. If you’re a fan of Nicole James, K.L. Savage, Kristine Allen, Darlene Tallman, Joanna Blake, Daphne Loveling, Nicole Snow, & Marie James, you’re going to love these action-packed, steamy motorcycle romance books!

Download or read book Angel of Chaos written by Debra Dunbar and published by Debra Dunbar. This book was released on 2014-10-13 with total page 339 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this humorous urban fantasy series with an antihero demon by author Debra Dunbar. *** Leveling up bites. As if I don’t have enough crap to do being the leader of Hel, I’ve been tricked into helping a pregnant woman who is fleeing an abusive relationship and carrying a very unusual baby. Of course, my hasty vow of assistance opens up a whole can of worms absolutely in keeping with my new Angel of Chaos status. Add to that, the angels have finally opened their damned eyes and realized that the werewolves are descended from Nephilim. The only thing standing between them and annihilation is me—an angel from hell, and her scrappy group of unlikely allies. *** If you like Shannon Mayer, K.F. Breene, Shayne Silvers, Hailey Edwards, or Yasmine Galenorn you'll love this series. The Imp World includes demons, angels, werewolves, elves, vampires and more.

Download or read book Taming Tristan written by Leighton Greene and published by Leighton Greene. This book was released on with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rock, meet hard place... Primal player Seth Jackson likes his liaisons hard, fast, and uncomplicated. But when he's bet a life-changing amount of money to tame notorious Tristan Taylor by Valentine's Day, he can't refuse. Seth could wipe out his family's debts and send his little sister to a great college. All he has to do is get Tristan to willingly kneel for him in public. Seth is used to getting his way. Men get on their knees for him all the time. But Tristan? Is a whole new challenge. A whip-smart troublemaker with a cheeky grin, Tristan is the kind of brat who drives men crazy - and not in a good way. But he's never played Primal before, and he's intrigued by the idea. With each sparring session, Seth finds himself more and more entranced by what lies under Tristan's snarky exterior. But Tristan's been burned before, and his trust isn't easily earned. If he finds out about the bet, it'll only prove his worst fears true. Can Seth win him over and keep the bet secret? Or will gambling with Tristan's heart destroy any chance for love? *** Taming Tristan is a standalone romance novel with humor, more than a dash of angst, and Rock-Meets-Hard-Place kinky fun. HFN/HEA guaranteed, and no cliffhangers.

Download or read book Your Body is Changing written by Jack Pendarvis and published by Anchor Canada. This book was released on 2011-07-27 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new collection of stories from the Pushcart Prize-winning author of The Mysterious Secret of the Valuable Treasure. Glittering with mischief and perversity, Jack Pendarvis’s latest collection of short fiction introduces readers to a world of losers poised on the brink of all sorts of disaster – a world only a wink and a nod away from our own. In the title novella a fundamentalist teenager must single-handedly confront the horrors of a spiritual quest filled with secular humanists, an apocalyptic folk artist, and a couple of movie stars. The other stories deal poignantly with – among other things – a young millionaire pretending to be a detective, Alabamians getting violent in a New York bar, the good folks who invented diarrhea-inducing chewing gum, a man who becomes an impromptu drug mule, magnetic healers, and a candidate making a sad speech for office. Underlying each comedic gem and neurotic twist is an intelligence and empathy rarely found in modern satire. Like the best guidebooks, Your Body is Changing will invite you in with its zany humor and indict you with its moving truths.

Download or read book Shadows in the Caribbean written by James E. Wollrab and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000-03-24 with total page 470 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: During the Bay of Pigs invasion, a young Cuban military officer is trapped by the Cuban revolution of Fidel Castro when his special operation to recover treasures hidden for General Batista becomes entangled in expatriate treachery and murder. His rescuing of a downed CIA-sponsored American bomber crew and the liberation of his young son Carlos set the stage for the officer's eventual escape. Powerful drug interests associated with his enemies and the American government are drawn into a frantic search for his son, who is believed to have become a major drug smuggler. When the rescued American pilot forms the only viable link to the elusive Carlos, the hunters soon find that they have become the hunted!

Download or read book This Summer Will Be Different written by Carley Fortune and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2024-05-07 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: INSTANT #1 NATIONAL BESTSELLER A glorious and tantalizing new escape from #1 New York Times bestselling author Carley Fortune. This summer they’ll keep their promise. This summer they won't give into temptation. This summer will be different. Lucy is the tourist vacationing at a beach house on Prince Edward Island. Felix is the local who shows her a very good time. The only problem: Lucy doesn’t know he’s her best friend’s younger brother. Lucy and Felix’s chemistry is unreal, but the list of reasons why they need to stay away from each other is long, and they vow to never repeat that electric night again. It’s easier said than done. Each year, Lucy escapes to PEI for a big breath of coastal air, fresh oysters and crisp vinho verde with her best friend, Bridget. Every visit begins with a long walk on the beach, beneath soaring red cliffs and a golden sun. And every visit, Lucy promises herself she won’t wind up in Felix’s bed. Again. If Lucy can’t help being drawn to Felix, at least she’s always kept her heart out of it. When Bridget suddenly flees Toronto a week before her wedding, Lucy drops everything to follow her to the island. Her mission is to help Bridget through her crisis and resist the one man she’s never been able to. But Felix’s sparkling eyes and flirty quips have been replaced with something new, and Lucy’s beginning to wonder just how safe her heart truly is.

Download or read book The Dream Stealers written by Joe Hutchison and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-11 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stephen King said, "Writing is an act of self-hypnosis, and in that state a kind of total emotional recall takes place." THE DREAM STEALERS started out to be a long letter to my children, but as I got into the writing it evolved into a novel. I was able to relive all the sweet and bitter years of a half century ago. From the beautiful women, the club singing, the Navy camaraderie, and even the months I spent in a Naval hospital. As I delved into the writing, I could recall events and word for word conversations that I'd long ago forgotten. And then in my later years re-experiencing the preciousness of my first true love and the hurt of living the adage, "History tends to repeat itself." However, another adage applies: "Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved." "...let's just be glad we had some time to spend together..." {For The Good Times}

Download or read book Leviathan written by Greig Beck and published by Pan. This book was released on 2023-06-27 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monsters are real. Cate Granger and Jack Monroe are enjoying life far away from the deep-sea horrors of their past. But the ghosts still haunt them. Russian billionaire and former friend, Sonya Borashev, tells them of a newly discovered cave in Antarctica that leads deep beneath the frozen continent. It's from these icy depths that Sonya believes a remnant species of megalodon shark has been set loose. And that these ancient monsters are not only alive but thriving. With a recent spate of horrifying attacks, Sonya leads an expedition to put an end to the monsters for good. And she wants Cate and Jack with her - whether they like it or not. But beneath the dark ice, they uncover things even deadlier, even more dangerous, than they could have ever imagined. The final chilling book in the blockbuster Fathomless series delivers a terrifying roller-coaster ride of epic proportions.