Download or read book Composition Notebook written by dolesmc Guie and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-19 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: my donkey ate my homework funny donkey Paper Notebook This book includes: 8 x 10 inches 100 Pages Ruled Line Spacing 50 sheets - 100 pages A great gift idea for anyone on your list: wife - mom - husband - dad - coworker - mother - father - boyfriend - girlfriend - boss.

Download or read book My Donkey Ate My Homework written by Cute Novelty Notebooks and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-08-11 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a funny back to school notebook? This novelty ate my homework journal is great for school or work. Measures 8.5x11 inches with 120 pages and perfect for animal and pet lovers

Download or read book Sorry Donkeys Ate My Homework Composition Notebook written by Funny Donkey and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-13 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Notebook Journal - 110 Blank Lined Pages Softcover Notes Journal, College Ruled Composition Notebook, 6x9 Animal Design Cover This stylish Journal has College Ruled Paper, with 110 blank lined pages, measuring at 6 x 9 inches. * SIZE: 6 X 9 inches * PAPER: Lightly Lined on White Paper * PAGES: 110 Pages . * Makes a Perfect gift idea for donkey lovers. Great for taking notes around donkeys, as a diary. for collecting ideas and save memories. * Composition Book for Notes has a Matte, Durable Paperback Cover, perfect bound, for a great look and feel. * Ideal for notes, journaling, writing lists, planning, doodling or recording your dreams and goals for work, home, office, school or college use. * Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils and a great size to carry everywhere in your bag. * Diary To Write In for School, Kids & Students

Download or read book A Zombie Ate My Homework Project Z 1 written by Tommy Greenwald and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arnold Z. Ombee has escaped a secret government zombie project -- but now can he survive human elementary school? From the hilarious mind behind the Crimebiters series comes a new trilogy that fans of The Last Kids on Earth will love to pieces (literally). Arnold Z. Ombee has escaped a secret government lab that's developing zombies. Young, scared, and alone, he is found by the Kinders, a warmhearted couple who take him in. The Kinders decide Arnold will become part of their family. They help him disguise his undead appearance and teach him how to act like a human boy. After a lot of practice, he's ready for the ultimate test: Fifth grade!

Download or read book Zillie the Circus Freak written by Alley Bucci and published by Woodslane Press. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever heard the expression "life's a circus"? Well, for Zillie it literally is! Zillie isn't sure what she can expect from this town when her family rolls in and settles for their next circus season, but she's excited and full of anticipation on her first day of school at Brookevale College. Until her first run in with Princess Holly, that is. Perfect, poised, pouty, pretty, prissy Princess Holly, who makes it her mission to humiliate Zillie 'the circus freak' at every chance she gets. And she gets a few! Will Zillie survive the attack of a thousand wings?What on earth is her new friend Violet's space clearing spray?How does Bradley Peters, the spunkiest guy in class, even know she exists, let alone want her to be a friend?Why does Bradley like Zillie's zany family so much?

Download or read book Spanking the Donkey written by Matt Taibbi and published by The New Press. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An up-close look at the democratic race for the White House—it isn't pretty Spanking the Donkey is a campaign diary like no other. Celebrated reporter Matt Taibbi turns a withering eye on the kissing contest of puffed-up martinets and egomaniacal fantasists more generally known as the 2004 Democratic primaries. Taibbi's contempt for the whole charade, and for most of those involved (including a generous helping of his fellow journalists), makes for a searing and highly entertaining account. His refusal to take the proceedings seriously leads him to volunteer for Wesley Clark's New Hampshire campaign in the guise of an adult-film director, while his take on a John Edwards press conference in New York City is filtered through the haze of hallucinogenic drugs. Taking up residence in slums and halfway houses as he follows the circus around the country, Taibbi juxtaposes an idiotic dog-and-pony show in which clashes of plainly identical candidates are presented as real controversies, with the quite separate concerns of the ordinary Americans whose lodgings he shares. The gap between the antiseptic exercise in faint patriotic optimism that is mainstream politics and the harsh realities of life for the millions of Americans that the electoral parade simply passes by has never been more sharply, or hilariously, sketched.

Download or read book Sorry Donkeys Ate My Homework 2019 2020 Weekly Monthly Planner written by Funny Donkey and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-13 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Weekly Planner from December 2019 through December 2020 with weekly and monthly pages for easy monthly and daily planning. Monthly, weekly, and daily to do lists that can be checked off as assignments and tasks are completed. Keep track of projects, assignments, field trips, term papers, finals, mid terms, tests, and quizzes as well as personal goals or events.A monthly overview is included for each month to track a monthly goals, priorities, tasks, and notes.Full yearly reference calendar.Room for your schedule and to do list.This planner a great gift for Donkey lovers and anyone who loves Animal * December 1, 2019 to December 31, 2020 * PAGES: 150 Pages * Size: 8x10 Inches

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Download or read book The Last Word written by Ben Macintyre and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'A sprinkling of delightful nuggets about the uses and abuses of the English Language' Daily Telegraph, Books of the Year '[There are] myriad delights in Ben Macintyre's musings on language' The Times, Books of the Year _____________________ Do you know your geek-speak from your geek-chic? Ever wanted to put Humpty Dumpty together again? Can you distinguish Spanglish from Chinglish? We adapt words from other languages, from slang, from developments in science, literature and art. Learn the advantages of having your own signature word; why the lifts in the House of Commons have posh accents; and discover the discreet art of the loophemism. Witty and utterly delightful, The Last Word will tease, tickle and tantalise those who enjoy all things lexical.

Download or read book My Million Dollar Donkey written by Ginny East and published by Hillcrest Publishing Group. This book was released on 2016-06-28 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ginny and her husband Mark decided to reinvent their world. Packing up three kids and a dog, they left a thriving dance studio and moved to NW Georgia.

Download or read book My Homework Ate My Homework written by Patrick Jennings and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Till the Cows Come Home written by Sara Cox and published by Coronet. This book was released on 2019-03-07 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE UPLIFTING AND HEARTWARMING LOVE LETTER TO FAMILY AND THE GREAT OUTDOORS 'Cox is a natural storyteller... she brings that authentic voice to bear in her memoir. The tone is so intimate, chatty and friendly, so you feel as though she could be sitting next to you' Hannah Beckerman, Daily Express 'endearing, engaging and very funny' Mirror 'Coxy's memoir about growing up on a farm is as funny as you'd expect, genuinely touching and has some excellent 80s and 90s details. Her love of animals is infectious' Alexandra Heminsley, Grazia 'The book is like a big warm hug, full of local characters and misadventures' Sophie Heawood, Observer 'Made me laugh out loud...I loved it!' Lynda La Plante 'Glorious springtime, haystacks and a herd of cows can all be found in this' Sunday Times Bestseller 'Warm and witty' - Express A funny and heart-warming love letter to childhood, family and growing up. Till the Cows Come Home is DJ and TV presenter Sara Cox's wonderfully written, funny coming of age memoir of growing up in 1980s Lancashire. The youngest of five siblings, Sara grew up on her father's cattle farm surrounded by dogs, cows, horses, fields and lots of 'cack'. The lanky kid sister - half girl, half forehead - a nuisance to the older kids, the farm was her very own dangerous adventure playground, 'a Bolton version of Narnia'. Her writing conjures up a time of wagon rides and haymaking and agricultural shows, alongside chain smoking pensioners, cabaret nights at the Conservative club and benign parenting. Sara's love of family, of the animals and the people around them shines through on every page. Unforgettable characters are lovingly and expertly drawn bringing to life a time and place. Sara later divided her childhood days between the beloved farm and the pub she lived above with her mother, these early experiences of freedom and adventure came to be the perfect training ground for later life. This funny, big-hearted and often moving telling of Sara Cox's semi rural upbringing is not what you'd expect from the original ladette, and one of radio's most enduring and well loved presenters.

Download or read book The Donkey Companion written by Sue Weaver and published by Storey Publishing. This book was released on 2008-01-01 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Donkeys are wonderfully adept at protecting livestock and pulling loads yet make spirited racing partners and gentle stable companions. Their heart-felt braying, ever-alert ears, and expressive eyes earn them special status as beloved farm pets."--Back cover.

Download or read book The Dog Ate My Homework written by Ad Lib Group and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2008-09-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who hasn't been faced the predicament for coming up with the right excuse at the right time? This is the ultimate tome for shirking responsibility, avoiding unpleasantness, and generally wiggling out of things. Whether it's a chore that didn't get finished, Aunt Millie's tea party, or that visit to the dentist, there's a handy phrase that will allow the reader to get off scott-free All in all it's fair to say thisis the ultimate kids' survival guide. Niftily organized into seven easy-to-access sections covering every possible situation, you'll always be able to find the right excuse at the right time: - School (homework, tests, cafeteria food . . . ) - Lateness - Those Dreaded Doctors - Family Events - Mealtime - Chores and Housework - Camp and Outdoors Bonus section of grim stats and facts that let you embellish your extenuation with just enough of a veneer of realism and plausibility to convince even the most suspicious parent or teacher.

Download or read book Connecting Boys with Books written by Michael Sullivan and published by American Library Association. This book was released on 2003-05-29 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Librarian and educator Michael Sullivan provides the tools that librarians, school library media specialists, and educators need to overcome cultural and developmental challenges, stereotyping, and lack of role models that essentially program boys out of the library. Attracting boys to library programs in the "tween" years will maintain their interest in books and reading over a lifetime, creating good health habits from a young age. Sullivan's practical and proven programming builds on the unique developmental needs and interests of boys in this middle stage. From playing chess to swathing the walls in butcher paper to give boys a physical space to respond to books, Sullivan's practical ideas and developmentally astute insights show librarian and teacher colleagues how to make vitally needed connections with this underserved population.

Download or read book Risk Bandits written by Tony Pooley and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2015-08-21 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Risk Bandits: Rescuing Risk Management from Tokenism provides directors and executives with a unique yet highly warranted insight into poorly understood organisational risk management practices. As respected business practitioners with extensive experience in meaningful risk management, authors Rob Hogarth and Tony Pooley, have teamed up to turn a clear and unblinking eye upon typical, contemporary organisational risk management and present a take-no-prisoners critique of its often shaky processes. This book offers directors and executives a must-read critique of typical organisational risk management and proposes an alternative for grounding organisational risk management practices on a solid foundation that protects and creates value. It is not often that I read a book on risk and find myself saying here, here as I turn the pagesJean Cross, Emeritus Prof. in Risk, University of NSW I think this is an excellent book and industry is long overdue for the truth, I cant wait to get my risk managers reading it. Shayne Arthur, General Manager Risk at Orica This is a ripping yarn, I was keen to provide feedback before boarding in case I was the victim of a low probability event over the Atlantic.Norman W Ritchie, vPSI Director It is an easy read, written in a journalistic style and certainly comprehensively and competently covering the topic Barry J Cooper, Prof. and Associate Dean at Deakin University Business School

Download or read book Donkeys written by Anita Gallion and published by Fox Chapel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-08-23 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's never been a better time to add donkeys to a small-scale farm. Friendly, dependable, intelligent, and easy to care for, donkeys are increasingly prized by small-scale farmers. As with tending any livestock, it is always best for the keeper to be prepared. Whether you're an experienced breeder or a new hobby farmer, this book provides information about the ins-and-outs of buying, caring for, and enjoying these terrific stable companions. Every donkey keeper will gather a bushel of essential information on keeping these remarkable creatures from this colorful new addition to the Hobby Farms series.