Download or read book My Dog Ate My Homework REVISION written by Bruce Lansky and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2009-06-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Dog Ate My Homework is the first collection of Bruce Lansky’s own poetry. This book helped make Lansky’s reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named “I” or “me” who so resembles the readers, their siblings, friends, parents, pets, and teachers – they think Lansky is writing about them. In this book, Lansky introduces us to: -a “too friendly” dog who should be using Scope -a teacher who resembles her students in her avoidance of homework -a kid who thinks his cat isn’t smart because it won’t come when called and won’t shake, beg or fetch -a young “Romeo” who “climbed up the door and opened the stairs” after his first kiss - a youngthter with a looth tooth who tellth a painful thtory about a bike cwath -kids who start wishing their horrible old cook would come back after a new gourmet chef is hired -two siblings would like their parents to know about each other Lansky also offers a practical lesson on how to delay your bedtime and a sure cure for thumbsucking. This book also includes several, charming fill-in-the blank poems perfect for morning announcements on the school P.A. plus some generic New Year’s resolutions you can use in a pinch. Because Lansky’s poetry is about them, kids find it hilarious – and don’t be surprised if reading this book puts a smile on your face, too.
Download or read book The Dog Ate My Homework written by Aaron James and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Dog Ate My Homework written by Vincent Barry and published by . This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his popular book THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK, now available in a paperback edition, Vincent Barry explores the many excuses people use for failing to take responsibility and shows what to do about this common character flaw. Barry suggests a philosophy of self-responsibility built around courage, conscience, confidence, community, and commitment.
Download or read book My Homework Ate My Dog written by Charles Montgomery and published by Charles Montgomery Books. This book was released on 2021-11-05 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new twist on that classic excuse. This fun, rhyming read-aloud full of humor and imagination, will delight young readers (and their parents!). Includes 24 brightly-colored illustrations. Charles Montgomery's newest creation reminds us, once again, how much fun reading time can be.
Download or read book Aliens Ate My Homework written by Bruce Coville and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-02-18 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following the successful repackaging of Bruce Coville’s My Teacher Is an Alien series, great new covers for another popular backlist series from the bestselling author. IT’S THE WEIRDEST ALIEN INVASION EVER! “I cannot tell a lie,” says Rod Allbright. And it’s the truth. Ask him a question and he’s bound to give you an honest answer. Which is why, when his teacher asks what happened to last night’s math assignment, Rod has to give the only answer he can: “Aliens ate my homework, Miss Maloney!” Of course, no one believes Rod this time, so they don’t bother to ask him why the aliens are here. It’s just as well, since he is sworn to silence about their secret mission and the fact that he has been drafted to help them!
Download or read book My Homework Ate My Dog written by Teddy Dee and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-13 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh out loud as you share in the tale of a young boy and his dog as they scheme to finish a science project at the last minute. A story book of the highest caliber that delivers important cautionary message's for today's youth, specifically internet safety, exercising good judgement and the repercussions associated with procrastination.This book is a MUST HAVE for the home library! Opting for activities more enjoyable than homework, a young boy is faced with the looming due date of a science project for school. He resorts to the internet to find a quick solution to his problem. He happens upon a company offering overnight science projects, and although it seems to good to be true, he places an order. However, the package that arrives the next day is not the project he believes it to be, but instead a lesson he and his dog will never forget.
Download or read book Zig and Wikki in Something Ate My Homework written by Nadja Spiegelman and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2010 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zig and Wikki arrive on Earth to seach for a pet for Zig's class assignment.
Download or read book The Biggest Burp Ever written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-27 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Children's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt is back with more of the raucous rhymes and zany zingers that kids love to read. The Biggest Burp Ever includes seventy new poems about wacky animals, comical characters, funny families, silly situations, and much, much more.
Download or read book My Dog Ate it written by Saragail Katzman Benjamin and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Danny's decision to flunk the fifth grade deliberately is complicated when his teacher anonymously sends him a magical talking dog to do his homework for him.
Download or read book Little Dog My Dog Ate My Homework written by Sally Murphy and published by Banana Books. This book was released on 2003 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two dog stories. 7 yrs+
Download or read book Dog Ate My Homework The BC 21 written by Betsy Haynes and published by HarperTorch. This book was released on 1997-10-31 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Azie Appleton discovers she can say a magic word and make any of her lies come true, she concocts a tale about the school being taken over by giant termites--but her scheme quickly backfires. Original.
Download or read book A Zombie Ate My Homework Project Z 1 written by Tommy Greenwald and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arnold Z. Ombee has escaped a secret government zombie project -- but now can he survive human elementary school? From the hilarious mind behind the Crimebiters series comes a new trilogy that fans of The Last Kids on Earth will love to pieces (literally). Arnold Z. Ombee has escaped a secret government lab that's developing zombies. Young, scared, and alone, he is found by the Kinders, a warmhearted couple who take him in. The Kinders decide Arnold will become part of their family. They help him disguise his undead appearance and teach him how to act like a human boy. After a lot of practice, he's ready for the ultimate test: Fifth grade!
Download or read book My Video Game Ate My Homework written by Dustin Hansen and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2020-04-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Dewey Jenkins, a 13-year old school kid who's about to fail science class. Follow Dewey on an amazing adventure that leads him and his friends to a virtual world where they will have to overcome all sorts of digital creatures and solve a number of puzzles in order to get home. MY VIDEO GAME ATE MY HOMEWORK is a funny, fast-paced adventure that shows the importance of cooperation and teamwork and the importance of using your own unique abilities to solve problems. It's illustrated in Hansen's light-hearted, cartoony style, and filled with lots of sight gags and nods to videogaming conventions. DUSTIN HANSEN spent years directing and creating video games before becoming a writer and illustrator. His published works include the MICROSAURS illustrated chapter book series and his fan-favorite GAME ON! VIDEO GAME HISTORY FROM PONG AND PAC-MAN TO MARIO, MINECRAFT, AND MORE.
Download or read book Prosperity s Predicament written by Isabel Brown Crook and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2013-09-26 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This classic in the annals of village studies will be widely read and debated for what it reveals about China's rural dynamics as well as the nature of state power, markets, the military, social relations, and religion. Built on extraordinarily intimate and detailed research in a Sichuan village that Isabel Crook began in 1940, the book provides an unprecedented history of Chinese rural life during the war with Japan. It is an essential resource for all scholars of contemporary China.
Download or read book The Dog Ate My Homework written by Aaron James and published by Clink Street Publishing. This book was released on 2018-02-20 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Dog Ate My Homework by Aaron James is a collection of short poems that will capture your imagination. Filled with fun stories that make you think, laugh and tell your friends. Do you remember your first day at school? Or when you tried to convince your teacher you actually done your homework? Or the excitement you felt when you bought your new pair of trainers? In The Dog Ate My Homework you will get a chance to read all these stories and many more!
Download or read book My Cat Ate My Homework written by David Blaze and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-03-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hi! My name is Melissa, and I'm in the 6th grade. I'm getting bullied at school and I don't know how to handle it. To make matters worse, I've got a crazy cat that can walk and talk like you and me. He thinks he's a superstar! I've got to save him after he makes a mistake that puts us all in danger! My Cat Ate My Homework is a funny fantasy for kids, teachers, and parents -- an enjoyable story that pulls in even reluctant readers.
Download or read book I Didn t Do My Homework Because written by Davide Cali and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2014-03-04 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How many excuses are there for not doing homework? Let us count the ways: Giant lizards invaded the neighborhood. Elves hid all the pencils. And then there was that problem with carnivorous plants.... The excuses go on and on, each more absurd than the next and escalating to hilarious heights. Featuring detail-rich illustrations by Benjamin Chaud, this book is guaranteed to amuse kids and their parents, not to mention anyone who has experienced a slacker student moment—and isn't that everyone? Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.
