Download or read book My Cat s Not Fat He s Just Big Boned written by Nicole Hollander and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 1999-03 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delightful collection of "Sylvia" cartoons.
Download or read book My Cat s Not Fat He s Just Big Boned written by Nicole Hollander and published by Sourcebooks Hysteria. This book was released on 2007-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delightful collection of "Sylvia" cartoons.
Download or read book Cats with Attitude written by Nicole Hollander and published by Gramercy. This book was released on 2002 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The creator of the popular syndicated cartoon strip "Sylvia" explores her character's views on the devilishly quirky personality traits of pet cats in this hilarious collection of two bestselling books:Everything Here is Mine, andMy Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big-Boned. Cats who think too much, cats who hypnotize their owners, cats who plot dastardly deeds but get distracted (usually by food,) cats who think they're kids, cats who get even, cats who dress up, cats who educate themselves--they are all here to prove their superior intellect, and their inclination to obey no one but themselves.
Download or read book The Complete Guide to Self Publishing written by Marilyn Ross and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-07-12 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take Control of Your Destiny! Bottom line: You want to get published. You want to control the future of your manuscript and your writing career. Best-selling author Marilyn Ross and publishing expert Sue Collier show you how to make your own success - whether you're a published author, entrepreneur, corporation, professional, or absolute newcomer to writing. In this expanded and completely revised 5th edition of the "bible" of self-publishing (over 100,000 copies sold), they empower you to publish your own work with minimal risk and maximum profits. You'll find: • Complete step-by-step guidance on publishing and marketing a book • Ways to leverage social media marketing to build your platform and make yourself stand out from the crowd • A thorough explanation of the difference between POD self-publishing, subsidy publishing, and true self-publishing - and how to decide which is the best option for you • Practical advice on making the decision between offset printing and print-on-demand • How to leverage the Internet to create "buzz" and promote your book with killer PR • The latest information on e-publishing • A detailed marketing plan and timetable to keep you on track • Proven marketing strategies to get free publicity, reach nontraditional buyers, and sell books • Information-packed appendices with marketing contacts, organizations, and vendors, complete with names, addresses, and websites • Valuable case studies and examples of how other publishers excel • An in-depth discussion of exclusive distributors, plus coverage of the most recent changes in bookstores and the book-selling industry • Thirty-one creative ideas for generating capital to launch your publishing company The Complete Guide to Self-Publishing is the one book you need to take control of your writing career. Read it. Believe it. Do it. Your future depends on it.
Download or read book Just Being Me 1 I m SO Mad written by Robie Harris and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2009-11-29 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little girl and her mother enjoy shopping at the grocery store until the girl has a tantrum when her mother will not buy ice cream.
Download or read book The Way of Cats written by Pamela Merritt and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-31 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Way of Cats is a way of playing games with our cat. These communication, training, and affection games are fun and easy to learn. Then we have well-behaved and happy cats.
Download or read book Big Boned Cats written by Danielle Lieberman and published by Big-Boned Cats!. This book was released on 2008-12 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Big-Boned Cats! is a tribute to the indefatigable spirit of the round cat. Big-Boned Cats! is the only book devoted to real-life fat cats. This is the first book of cats to focus exclusively on large, rotund and obese cats, cats that are heavy as Chevys; in short, gorgeous Big-Boned Cats!The Big-Boned Cat is healthy, confident and proud. Big-Boned Cats! is NOT about cruelly over-fed cats and people who exploit cats at the expense of the animal's health and well-being. Big-Boned Cats! IS about enjoying life, laughter, savory meals, a respect for the dignity of all cats, the betterment of all animals, compassion and love.
Download or read book We Ate Wonder Bread written by Nicole Hollander and published by Fantagraphics Books. This book was released on 2018-03-07 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nicole Hollander’s internationally syndicated comic strip, Sylvia, ran for thirty years. We Ate Wonder Bread is veteran cartoonist Hollander’s first graphic novel, a coming-of-age story starring the gangsters, the glamourous, the bed bugs, the (enviable) Catholic girls, the police, the jukebox, the fortune teller, and the blue Hudson—the family car, always at the ready for frequent drives into better neighborhoods. Much of the milieu and many of the characters who inhabited Hollander’s progressive comic strip, Sylvia, originated in her childhood neighborhood; not only does this illustrated memoir give insight into how Hollander developed her style and wit, it’s a chronicle of a Chicago community that has since disappeared into an expressway.
Download or read book The Publishers Weekly written by and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 1232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Cat Behavior Answer Book written by Arden Moore and published by Storey Publishing. This book was released on 2007-01-01 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Covering everything from feeding time to destructive clawing and bad litter box habits, a comprehensive guide to feline behavior utilizes an inviting question-and-answer format to illustrate common and uncommon situations, explaining why cats do what they do and offering helpful suggestions on how to prevent and alleviate potential problems.
Download or read book Pandaemonium written by Ben Macallan and published by Solaris. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DESDAEMONA HAS HELL AT HER HEELS! Desdaemona’s done a bad, bad thing. Again. So she’s back on the road; and where better to look for shelter than with the boy she was running from before? But trouble follows. If it wasn’t Jacey’s parents who sent the deadly Twa Corbies in chase of her, then who was it? Deep under London, among the lost and rejected of two worlds, answers begin to emerge from Desi’s hidden past. Answers that send her north, in a flight that turns into a hunt, with strange companions and stranger prey. Dangers lie ahead and behind, and inconvenient passions ambush her just when she needs a clear head. At the last, even Desi has to beg for help. From one who has more cause than most to want her dead...
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Download or read book To Live and Let Lie written by Pamela DuMond and published by Pamela DuMond Media. This book was released on with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THEODORE VON PUMPERNICKLE: He’s fluffy. He’s fat. He’s a secret agent cat. (Formerly published as Cupcakes, Spies, & Despicable Guys.) Theodore Von Pumpernickle, a mix-breed Himmie cat, is the Pet Intelligence Agency’s cutest, grumpy-faced feline spy. Theodore might look like a domesticated cat, but he’s working undercover as a secret agent for the Pet Intelligence Agency. When some greedy thug steals Theodore’s bejeweled cat food bowl, he’s forced to use all his Double 0 Nine brains, bran, and special gadgets to take on an international cartel of criminals. Will the evil masterminds and their minions win? Or will Theodore and his rag-tag group of feathery and furry animal spy friends save the day? PRAISE 5 STARS “If humor is your thing, this is your book!” Jeannie Jackson 5 STARS “Hilarity ensues… What do cats do when we aren’t home? Well of course they fight crime and solve mysteries.” Jenny James This full-length novel is also available in PRINT. 1-Click TO LIVE AND LET LIE!
Download or read book Tell Me Where It Hurts written by Nick Trout and published by Crown. This book was released on 2008-03-11 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the front lines of modern medicine, Tell Me Where It Hurts is a fascinating insider portrait of a veterinarian, his furry patients, and the blend of old-fashioned instincts and cutting-edge technology that defines pet care in the twenty-first century. For anyone who’s ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes at your veterinarian’s office, Tell Me Where It Hurts offers a vicarious journey through twenty-four intimate, eye-opening, heartrending hours at the premier Angell Animal Medical Center in Boston. You’ll learn about the amazing progress of modern animal medicine, where organ transplants, joint replacements, and state-of-the-art cancer treatments have become more and more common. With these technological advances come controversies and complexities that Dr. Trout thoughtfully explores, such as how long (and at what cost) treatments should be given, how the Internet has changed pet care, and the rise in cosmetic surgery. You’ll also be inspired by the heartwarming stories of struggle and survival filling these pages. With a wry and winning tone, Dr. Trout offers up hilarious and delightful anecdotes about cuddly (or not-so-cuddly) pets and their variously zany, desperate, and demanding owners. In total, Tell Me Where It Hurts offers a fascinating portrait of the comedy and drama, complexities and rewards involved with loving and healing animals. Part ER, part Dog Whisperer, and part House, this heartfelt and candid book shows that while the technology has changed since James Herriot’s day, the humanity and compassion remains unchanged. If you’ve ever had a pet or special place in your heart for furry friends, Dr. Trout’s irresistible book is for you.
Download or read book Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big written by Dena Harris and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.
Download or read book Promises on a Ring of Stone written by J. Campbell and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2006-07 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Llewellyn, a white American writer, becomes infatuated with a young black woman while vacationing on a small Caribbean island. But love is not all he finds in paradise. Llewellyn becomes enmeshed in a struggle between groups on the island battling for control of an old plantation estate that is key to their aspirations, and absorbed with the dark legend of a Victorian heiress reputed to have ritually killed young children in her search for eternal youth. Llewellyn's own ambitions and desires become blinders. Even as strange events and ghostly warnings abound, he is unable to see a plot to recreate an ancient Celtic ceremony in which his own life will be the crucial blood sacrifice. Promises on a Ring of Stone lifts the mask of polite smiles and friendly faces to expose deep-seated rifts in the society of an emerging nation in the 1970s. It is also the story of the struggle and mistrust between rich and poor, black and white, set against a backdrop of resurrected pagan rites and enduring voodoo beliefs.
Download or read book San Lucci Island written by Rosemary Ré and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2019-08-13 with total page 355 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Just like Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s Crime and Punishment, Dominic did the crime and the sacrifice of his only son was his punishment.” She beckons you with her sunny glow, embraces you in her mountainous folds, intoxicates you with her sensual perfumes, and ensnares you in her web... It’s too late. You can’t get away. Who is she? She is San Lucci Island. San Lucci Island is a small, sleepy island in the Atlantic with Mediterranean ambience and a population of about two thousand, a gossipy, close-knit community. Its inhabitants are a smorgasbord of people seeking refuge from the violent storms that life has dealt them. An ex-marine, one-time famous author, ex-talk show host, ex-musicians, faded actresses and drifters find San Lucci Island to be a haven in which to hide. Heather Andersen, an orphan raised by her grandparents, grew up on San Lucci. One day on her morning run, she discovers a dead woman’s body in the hills far from town.
