Download or read book Brain Fart written by Peter Hollins and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-28 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your first instincts and gut feelings are usually flat out wrong. Discover why, and learn how to actually think clearly.A brain fart is a lapse in judgment. We do this every day without realizing it, and it can have severe consequences on our lives. Use this book as a field guide to think better, understand your feelings better, and tame your stupid brain.Cure your flawed thinking habits and mental blunders.Brain Fart is a book that will get you to think about how you think. Never before has such a deep look been taken into the roots of illogical and rash decisions - how they form, and how they persist in our lives. We all recognize our big blunders, but it's the subconscious ones that can sink us.Brain Fart is expertly researched with psychological and scientific studies, and delves into neuroscience and behavioral economics. In a book that has wide ranging implications, Peter Hollins illustrates why we tend to immediately regret our decisions and proclaim, "What was I thinking?!"Stop falling into your own mental traps and develop clarity of thought.Peter Hollins has studied psychology and peak human performance for over a dozen years and is a bestselling author. He has worked with dozens of individuals to unlock their potential and path towards success. His writing draws on his academic, coaching, and research experience.Discover your brain's subtle tricks and everyday illusions.*Why our concept of free will is illusory at best.*The roots of superstitious and magical thinking.*How advertisers are so effective at emptying our wallets.*Why our memories betray us.Understand what your head is really up to.*How we evaluate risk entirely wrong.*Why our first impressions lead us astray.*Why our egos skew our sense of reality.Solve your fuzzy thoughts and solve your life.Think with clarity and you'll perform at peak levels and stop making sub-optimal decisions. Make sure your reasoning gets you where you want to be and never settle for less than you deserve. Thinking is difficult. But Brain Fart makes it much, much easier.Prevent your next brain fart by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page.

Download or read book Brain Fart written by Sarah Royal and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone forgets things from time to time, but for the big mental lapses, there's Brain Fart! This hilarious brain-shaped stress ball provides instant relief from the most stubborn mental freezes. Just give it a squeeze to play five funny fart sounds. Also included is a 32-page mini book of epic brain farts.

Download or read book Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts written by Todd Strauss-Schulson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-02-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--

Download or read book Brain Farts EWW Edition written by Murphy Sawyer and published by . This book was released on 2021-09-16 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do You Know How WEIRD the World Is You have discovered the craziest collection of true and icky facts about history, animals, food...the world! Each page is oozing with kid friendly, laugh out loud facts about history and science. The purpose of this book is not just to entertain, but also to educate. This book, a gift for kids who enjoy a good laugh is quite possibly the sneakiest way to get any kid interesting in learning about the world around them. Each fact is a fascinating and sometimes bewildering discovery...lighting a fire in young minds. These 100 silly and gross facts filling 123 pages with hilarious illustrations will inspire incredulous, wide eyed fascination. You will be amazed at what your child excitedly learns from a book like this. Get this book today and ignite your child's curiosity. ★ Discovery is an incredible gift! ★

Download or read book Dear Killer written by Katherine Ewell and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-04-01 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of "can't look away" moments, Dear Killer is a psychological thriller perfect for fans of gritty realistic fiction such as Dan Wells's I Am Not a Serial Killer and Jay Asher's Thirteen Reasons Why, as well as television's Dexter. Rule One—Nothing is right, nothing is wrong. Kit looks like your average seventeen-year-old high school student, but she has a secret—she's London's notorious "Perfect Killer." She chooses who to murder based on letters left in a secret mailbox, and she's good—no, perfect—at what she does. Her moral nihilism—the fact that she doesn't believe in right and wrong—makes being a serial killer a whole lot easier . . . until she breaks her own rules by befriending someone she's supposed to murder, as well as the detective in charge of the Perfect Killer case. As New York Times bestselling author of the Gone series Michael Grant says, Dear Killer is "shocking, mesmerizing, and very smart."

Download or read book My Book of Brain Farts written by Dodgy Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-13 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A great gag gift idea for a colleague, friend or family member with a short memory or who has constant brain farts. Makes a much better and more specific gift than a throw away greeting card. Can I Sign This Funny Gift?Yes, there's a handy gift message space on the first page, just like in a greeting card. Book Details Size: 6 x 9 inches. Cover: Quality paperback matte finish. Page Count: 100. Suggested Occasions : Promotion, Birthday, Christmas, Leaving, Maternity Leave.

Download or read book 100 of the Worst Ideas in History written by Michael Smith and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2014-06-03 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous illustrated gift book with history's biggest fails hailing from politics, pop culture, international relations, business, sports, and more. From skinny-dipping Presidents to toxic tooth fillings to singing pop stars who can't carry a tune, 100 of the Worst Ideas in History is a celebration of humanity's historical—and often hysterical—missteps that have started wars, sunk countries, wrecked companies, scuttled careers, lost millions of dollars, and even endangered the Earth. Interesting stories from history include: How a confused chauffeur helped start World War I Who turned down the greatest product placement opportunity in Hollywood history How a Chicago White Sox game helped hasten the demise of disco The toad that nearly ate Australia The most dangerous children's game ever invented Spanning politics, pop culture, fashion, sports, technology, and more, this irreverent and witty book is packed with fun photos and sidebars, tracing how these thundering brainstorms turned into blundering brain farts—and the astonishing impacts our faux pas and foibles still have on us today. Great for gifting! Funny Father's Day gift White elephant gag gift Unique gift for the history major Fun teacher gift

Download or read book Toxic Farts Brain Eating Amoebas Mosquito Assassins More written by Editors of Media Lab Books and published by Media Lab Books. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why does nature try to kill us? In the same way that humans “thin the herd” when a particular group of animals grow too dense or too expansive for their habitat, nature tries make sure we live in balance with the world as well, which, let’s face it, we suck at. Toxic Farts, Brain-Eating Amoebas, Mosquito Assassins & More details hundreds of the scariest, messiest, smelliest, most terrifying ways that nature works to destroy, maim or sicken humans every single day. Each page of this book examines an oddity (or two) from the natural world that is harmful to humanity. And we’re not talking about car wrecks, warfare, drug overdoses or parachute accidents. We’re talking about biology, chemistry, botany, invasive little critters that eat our brains, slimes that dissolve our flesh, smells that cause our throats to close up, and other environmental assassins. Provided with such information, we might just survive. That’s right. It’s humans vs. the world and, damn it, we’re going to win if it kills us.

Download or read book Super Farty Pants written by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.

Download or read book My Little Book of Brain Farts written by R. P. C. Prints and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-15 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Little Book Of Brain Farts This 100 page fun notebook journal features a anatomical brain illustration. Great for anyone who has eureka moments that are instantly forgotten. College ruled cream pages, perfect for jotting down those ideas and inspirational thoughts. The interior is 100 cream college ruled pages A super fun gift idea for yourself, friends, or family Paperback 100 pages College ruled Matt cover Great notebook for: Gift Idea Inventions School teachers School projects Ideas Dreams Travel Doodles Drawing Songwriting Poetry

Download or read book Farts Have Feelings Too written by Ryan McCormick and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2020-11-12 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Farts are funny because someone toots, and it’s funny because it’s really from your butt—we don’t know why. —Rori N., age five People everywhere have something in common: they fart. Though it goes by many names—fart, toot, cheese that’s cut, or wind that’s broken— no one wants to be around a fart. It’s true that they smell and can be loud, but farts have feelings too. They can make us laugh, comfort us, and bring us joy, even if it’s only for a little while. At a young age, author Ryan McCormick heard his dad declare that “farts are people, too,” after being chastised by Ryan’s mom for letting one fly. The ensuing laughter got his dad out of an argument, and Ryan has used this strategy ever since. This whimsical children’s poem explores the joys and fun of farts, who can be our friends in spite of their bad reputation.

Download or read book Brain Fart Journal written by Life Happens Life Happens Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-03 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No one is immune to the dreaded brain fart.Do you continually struggle to remember all kinds of shit? Things like passwords? Birthdays and anniversaries that land you in hot water or even results in you having to sleep on the couch?How about doctor's appointments? Are you the patient they always have to call to ask why you never showed up for your prostrate exam?Help is on its way. With this handy journal you'll remember all sorts of shit, even the stuff you'd rather not.Oh, and before you forget, hit the buy button and get this book or buy it as a gift for someone who brain farts all the time.

Download or read book Brain Farts written by Kevin Moyers and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2009-05-15 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's like that book you read when you were a kid. You know, the one with Grover in it. I think it was called, "The Monster at the End of This Book." Remember it? With every page you keep thinking, "I know it's just going to be Grover at the end, but it might be Cookie Monster or Harry Monster or even Telly! Oh, do I hope it's Telly!" Well, guess what? It's just stupid Grover! With every page they dupe you into reading on and on. That's kinda what this is going to be like. By the end you'll think to yourself, "That son of a gun! He sucked me in!" That's kinda what I hope happens in this collection of essays, blogs and letters.

Download or read book My Brain Farts written by Maria Pupsie and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-01-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This notebooks is for all those little thoughts, memories and ideas, that you don't want to share with anyone, because they are just too dumb, stupid or immature. But still. They are certainly worth keeping because some of them might be brilliant. Or funny. Or maybe in the far away future you want to fondly remember what a total idiot you were.This is a great gift for your dumbass friends that constantly embarass themselfes and play stupid pranks.

Download or read book Falling into Place written by Amy Zhang and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One cold fall day, high school junior Liz Emerson steers her car into a tree. This haunting and heartbreaking story is told by a surprising and unexpected narrator and unfolds in nonlinear flashbacks even as Liz's friends, foes, and family gather at the hospital and Liz clings to life. This riveting debut will appeal to fans of Before I Fall, by Lauren Oliver, and 13 Reasons Why, by Jay Asher. "On the day Liz Emerson tries to die, they had reviewed Newton's laws of motion in physics class. Then, after school, she put them into practice by running her Mercedes off the road." Why did Liz Emerson decide that the world would be better off without her? Why did she give up? The nonlinear novel pieces together the short and devastating life of Meridian High's most popular junior girl. Mass, acceleration, momentum, force—Liz didn't understand it in physics, and even as her Mercedes hurtles toward the tree, she doesn't understand it now. How do we impact one another? How do our actions reverberate? What does it mean to be a friend? To love someone? To be a daughter? Or a mother? Is life truly more than cause and effect? Amy Zhang's haunting and universal story will appeal to fans of Lauren Oliver, Gayle Forman, and Jay Asher.

Download or read book First Day Farts written by Taco Superboom and published by Big Dreams Kids Books. This book was released on 2021-03-11 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nervous About the First Day of School? This cute and funny book about anxiety is completely jam packed with hilarity. Sometimes the best way to deal with fear is to laugh at it! First Day Farts helps children do exactly that with their first day of school jitters. Put your little one at ease with First Day Farts! THE #1 Funniest (and Cutest) Going Back to School Book What's Inside... Helps alleviate fear and anxiety for children 32 pages of beautifully illustrated full color humor makes the story come to life A quick and easy gift for kids ★ Get your order in today for a silly fun time! ★

Download or read book Find the Farter written by Phyllis F. Hart and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers of all ages will love searching for the smelly offender in this book of hidden farts, a gas-tronomical new approach to the seek-and-find genre and hilarious gift for kids! Can you tell who made the smell in this fart book for kids? Find the Farter is the hilarious new can-you-find picture book that you don't want to miss! Readers of other "who farts" books will delight in finding the farter who let it rip at the zoo, a basketball game, in outer space, on a plane, and more! Perfect for the young and young at heart, this outrageous interactive book is filled with silly clues and bright, highly detailed illustrations that will keep readers giggling as they search for and find hidden objects and people. Why readers love Find the Farter: Laugh-out-loud fun: This hidden picture activity book will delight kids ages 6-12 and up, great for the whole family and classrooms A hilarious read aloud: Includes 15 illustrated scenarios, witty text, and detailed caricatures with funny and expressive faces to provide hints as to who cut the cheese, PLUS bonus items to find on every page The perfect gift for kids: Ideal for holiday stocking stuffers, birthdays, Easter baskets, Christmas, white elephant, and more Screen-free time: Provides hours entertainment for road trips, sleepovers, play dates, or school activities! Fun for reluctant young readers: Hilarious content and clever rhyming clues engages the imaginations of beginner readers and builds reading confidence as they search for the stinky culprit Can You Tell Who Made the Smell?