Download or read book My Alpaca is a Jerk written by Kristen Hill and published by Gatekeeper Press. This book was released on 2021-11-11 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My alpaca is jerk! But we do love him. Meet Sir Spits A Lot-a feisty spit happy alpaca. He knows no boundaries on the gurgling and churn of his bile and how it will spurt out onto you. Onto your face, your hair, your arm and anything else that is within spit distance. He doesn't just spit when he is angry. He spits for the spit of it! *Alpacas are prey animals and spit, which is actually bile from the depths of hell that I like to call-their stomach, is their way of warning or discouraging unwanted bullshit. It's a foul smelling, chunky mix of grass and saliva and anything else they might have decided to eat. When alpacas spit it is usually aimed for another alpaca or if they are feeling threatened. But if you own a spit-a-holic like I do...they just spit for the sake of spitting. It's all part of their charm. So don't be discouraged when you see an alpaca. Chances are, they won't be an asshole like mine.
Download or read book My Alpaca is a Jerk But We Love Him written by Kristen Hill and published by Gatekeeper Press. This book was released on 2021-10-14 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My alpaca is jerk! But we do love him. Meet Sir Spits A Lot-a feisty spit happy alpaca. He knows no boundaries on the gurgling and churn of his bile and how it will spurt out onto you. Onto your face, your hair, your arm and anything else that is within spit distance. He doesn't just spit when he is angry. He spits for the spit of it! *Alpacas are prey animals and spit, which is actually bile from the depths of hell that I like to call-their stomach, is their way of warning or discouraging unwanted bullshit. It's a foul smelling, chunky mix of grass and saliva and anything else they might have decided to eat. When alpacas spit it is usually aimed for another alpaca or if they are feeling threatened. But if you own a spit-a-holic like I do...they just spit for the sake of spitting. It's all part of their charm. So don't be discouraged when you see an alpaca. Chances are, they won't be an asshole like mine.
Download or read book My Alpaca is a Jerk But We Love Him written by and published by Gatekeeper Press. This book was released on 2021-10-14 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My alpaca is jerk! But we do love him. Meet Sir Spits A Lot-a feisty spit happy alpaca. He knows no boundaries on the gurgling and churn of his bile and how it will spurt out onto you. Onto your face, your hair, your arm and anything else that is within spit distance. He doesn't just spit when he is angry. He spits for the spit of it! *Alpacas are prey animals and spit, which is actually bile from the depths of hell that I like to call-their stomach, is their way of warning or discouraging unwanted bullshit. It's a foul smelling, chunky mix of grass and saliva and anything else they might have decided to eat. When alpacas spit it is usually aimed for another alpaca or if they are feeling threatened. But if you own a spit-a-holic like I do...they just spit for the sake of spitting. It's all part of their charm. So don't be discouraged when you see an alpaca. Chances are, they won't be an asshole like mine.
Download or read book The Frugal Alpaca Farmer written by Ingrid Wood and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2017-08-07 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Th e Frugal Alpaca FarmerA Holistic Approach to Success defi nes the authors mission and purpose for writing the book. Ingrid Wood gives the reader important information on how to structure and manage an alpaca farm. The content of her book is wellorganized and off ers valuable insight based on her research, experiences, and lessons learned over more than two decades of owning a small farm. Ingrid candidly discusses thought provoking issues and clearly spells out positive as well as negative aspects of alpaca farming. I especially liked her exploration of various management styles and care protocols. An open mind, common sense, and frugality must prevail if you wish to build and maintain a viable farm business. Reading The Frugal Alpaca Farmer will help you reach your goals. Hugh Masters
Download or read book Oh My Stars written by Sally Kilpatrick and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2018-09-25 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A heartwarming, hilarious Christmas story with a Southern twist. Like most things in Ellery, Tennessee, this year’s Drive Thru Nativity is a little unconventional. The Dollar General parking lot doubles as a Bethlehem stable, and widowed writer Ivy Long, who’s been roped into playing Mary, sure as heck isn’t a virgin. But then comes an unexpected development: a genuine, real-life baby left in the manger, with only a brief note. And somehow, in the kerfuffle that follows, Ivy finds her life is about to change . . . The holidays are a bittersweet time for Ivy—filled with memories of her beloved late husband and reminders that life doesn’t always offer the happily-ever-afters her readers expect. So when Ivy ends up with custody of the baby, she can only chalk it up to a Christmas miracle. She doesn’t know if it will be forever, but with help from family, she’ll make little Zuzu’s first Christmas a good one. The nativity’s Joseph, aka Gabe Ledbetter, has a pediatrics background that’s coming in mighty handy. In turn, Ivy is helping Gabe find his place in the quirky community. If that place turns out to be somewhere near Ivy, well, maybe this particular Christmas story will turn out to be merry and bright after all . . . Praise for Sally Kilpatrick’s Previous Novels “Do yourself a favor and grab this book and hide away with its laugh-out-loud and cry-out-loud moments all mixed up in one place.” —Patti Callahan Henry, New York Times bestselling author “Don't miss this quirky, fun love story. I couldn't put it down.” —Haywood Smith, New York Times bestselling author on Better Get to Livin’ “A pleasantly engaging take on Romeo and Juliet.” —Library Journal on Bittersweet Creek
Download or read book Elemental Knits written by Courtney Spainhower and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Elemental Knits is for women who aspire to be ever stylish, more comfortable, and less wasteful. With knitwear designer Courtney Spainhower, you'll craft an appearance that truly reflects your spirit with a collection of 20 knitting patterns designed to enhance your wardrobe year-round. • Knit with intention, selecting patterns and fibers for their wearablity, versatility, and how they enhance your existing wardrobe. • 20 patterns explore a range of knitting techniques with features suited to each season--texture and cables for autumn, allover patterning for winter, garter and lace for spring, and colorful accents for summer. • Revel in gorgeous details that take these garments and accessories from functional to essential in a way that will have you wearing them year after year. Enrich your hand-knit wardrobe with intentional projects that will act as wardrobe staples for years to come with Elemental Knits.
Download or read book The Complete Idiot s Guide to Learning Spanish written by Gail Stein and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2003 with total page 479 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents the principles of Spanish vocabulary, grammar, and usage for immediate use, along with a Spanish/English-English/Spanish dictionary, a guide to pronunciation, cultural information, useful phrases, and exercises.
Download or read book Hammered written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I didn’t mean to kidnap the groom. It was an accident. Mostly... At least I didn't take much time to plan it. It was more of a spur of the moment kidnapping. Does that count? One minute, the town’s bad boy is standing at the altar about to marry the world’s most evil kindergarten teacher. The next, he’s passed out in my Vespa sidecar with his bride hot on our tail. But I didn't have a choice! I couldn't stand by and watch Jace O’Dell be blackmailed into a loveless marriage. And besides, what’s a little kidnapping between friends? Okay, so maybe we’re not just friends… And maybe I can’t quit thinking about that night at his bar when he closed up early and had me on the rocks. And maybe this crazy stunt is going to blow up in both of our faces. If it does, I’m blaming the moonshine. Even though the only thing I’m hammered on when it comes to Jace is love—straight up, no chaser.
Download or read book The Complete Idiot s Guide to Knitting written by Becca Smith and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-10-05 with total page 509 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knitting made easy - especially for beginners. In The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Knitting, Becca Smith takes aspiring knitters step-by-step through her "learn-as-you-go" teaching technique. Knitters are guided from purl stitch to finished scarf with hundreds of clear and easy-to-understand photos along the way. Readers will also learn to make hats, mittens, blankets, pillows, sweaters, socks, even kimonos-as well as their own patterns. With The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Knitting, anyone can go from picking up a needle to becoming a master knitter. ?A new "learn-as-you-go" way of teaching makes this book perfect for beginners ?Packed with hundreds of clear and easy-to-understand photos ?According to the Craft Yarn Council of America, 53 million American women knit or crochet ?Author is an expert knitter and owns her own knitting and yarn company
Download or read book Llamas Alpacas as a Metaphor for Life written by Marty McGee Bennett and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book A Reason for Being written by Libby Andrews and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2019-12-10 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sora Sakurai is a lone wolf. She has a human and wolf form. Her family was killed in an event known as the Okami attack. She is trying to bring peace between man and wolf. Other wolves join her on her journey but an alpha wolf named Taiyo threatens the prospect of peace- he is on a crusade to wipe the humans out of existence.
Download or read book Alpaca Picture Book written by K. D. Galbraith and published by . This book was released on 2014-08-10 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The "Alpaca Picture Book: Photos & Fun Facts" is a collection of some of my favorite alpaca pictures. My photos span over 13 years of raising and breeding alpacas. Through my photography, this picture book is a fun and easy way to learn about alpacas. I also include some information on their behavior to give insight into the alpaca's personality as well as other fun facts. My time with these precious animals has been a wonderful journey that continues today. I hope you enjoy my photos as much as I enjoyed taking them. Sections in the book: Meeting the Alpaca - pictures with basic information Behavior - photographs that show off their unique personality Grazing - what they eat and don't eat Crias - special baby alpaca pictures Fiber - information on their fiber and colorful fleece pics Fun Photos - my favorite funny alpaca pictures Tails End - end of book photos
Download or read book Last Hit Reloaded written by Jessica Clare and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-01-20 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With their explosively sexy novels, the bestselling authors of Last Breath, Last Kiss, and Last Hit have proven themselves “a force to be reckoned with.”* Now comes an all-new to-die-for novella in their acclaimed Hitman series… There was a time when Nick loved the fear he instilled in his enemies. His tattoos alone promised danger, but it was the look in his eyes that delivered on it. A contract killer since he was just a boy, Nick has now forged a new life—and a new identity—with the woman who followed him, captured him, and changed him. He terrified Daisy. Once. But she couldn’t resist, and she ignored every warning. It paid off. Now she’s part of a new beginning, a fresh start in America helping him to leave behind a reckless and violent past as a professional killer. But the past is never easy to outrun, especially when so much of it thrives on revenge. A new threat has emerged from the shadows, and now Nick and Daisy have no choice but to rely on Nick’s killer skills to protect them from everything they’ve tried so hard to escape. Includes a bonus excerpt from Last Kiss. Praise for the Hitman novels: “Sexy, thrilling romantic suspense.”—Smexy Books “Will have you reading the pages quicker than you can turn them.”—*A Love Affair with Books “It appears as if there is nothing these ladies can’t write about.”—The Muses’ Circle “Read this series…It’s one of a kind and you won’t regret it.”—All Romance Reviews Jessica Clare is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of the Hitman novels which include Last Hit, Last Breath, and Last Kiss. She also writes under the names Jessica Sims, and Jill Myles. She lives in a teeny tiny town in North Texas that has no Starbucks, which is a cruel and unusual punishment. She spends her time with her husband, pets, and Keurig. Because, coffee. Jen Frederick is the USA Today bestselling author of the Woodlands series as well as the Hitman series. She lives with her husband, child, and one rambunctious dog. She's been reading stories all her life but never imagined writing one of her own.
Download or read book Grace Style written by Grace Helbig and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-02-02 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of Grace's Guide and the host of The Grace Helbig Show on E! comes an illustrated, tongue-in-cheek book about style that lampoons fashion and beauty guides while offering practical advice in her trademark sweet and irreverent voice.
Download or read book The Windsor Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1919 with total page 568 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Complete Idiot s Guide to Learning Spanish on Your Own written by Gail Stein and published by Penguin Putnam. This book was released on 1999 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're no idiot, of course. You know the difference between a verb and a noun, know "adios" means good-bye, and can even order margaritas with just the right flair. But when it comes to mastering a language, all you can do is order the "taco grande." Don't rip up that menu just yet! The Complete Idiot's Guide to Learning Spanish on Your Own, Second Edition makes learning the language fun and easy. Whether you're planning a vacation or a business trip, this new edition adds new phrases and vocabulary words to help you gain confidence in speaking Spanish. In this fully revised and updated edition, you get:
Download or read book A Stupid Defiant Dream written by Delcesca Newby and published by Kitiera Morey. This book was released on with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Whitney Davis stands up to her controlling father, she never expected to be kicked out of the house. But that's exactly what happens, and suddenly she’s living with her estranged great-aunt in a small town. As she navigates her new life, Whitney discovers love in an unexpected place - with a couple who offer her the support she's been craving. And when seriously pursues her passion for baking, she finds a sense of purpose and joy that she's never experienced before. But even as she’s building the life she never knew she wanted, Whitney can't shake off the feeling that she's still defying her father. Will she be able to move past the hold he has on her and finally embrace her own happiness and dreams?
