Download or read book Mr Ultra Mega Love written by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff and published by Paper & Silver, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-08-31 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WILL HE EVER GET THE GIRL? From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes MR. ULTRA MEGA LOVE, book one of a twisted romance serial with bad language and a cape. My name is Hudson Ulysses Ferris, better known as Huff. And I’m an ultra-nerd with mega-hang-ups. You’ll see why after you walk a day in my Converse. (My past isn’t pretty.) But hey, that’s no excuse for avoiding everything I want in life, including a fresh start at an out-of-state university. My first night there, I meet the girl of my dreams (so cool). She’s taken, of course. But even if she weren’t, she’d never date a scrawny loser like me. Then my best friend, River, is manhandled by some dipsh*t twice her size (not cool), and for once, I act like a man. It costs me big because that dude and his friends leave me for dead. But I don’t die. And when I wake up the next morning, I look different. I feel different. The bruises and cuts don’t even hurt. What the heck happened last night? Because I just lifted a bus to save a puppy, and suddenly all the girls are looking at me. Except one. She might actually be afraid of the transformation that saved my life. Just my luck.

Download or read book Just Mr Love written by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff and published by Paper & Silver, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-04-14 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: (NOTE: Reading book 1 isn’t required, but this is a series. Fun, new drama in every book!) From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a semi-raunchy Rom-Com with a dash of the impossible and a whole lotta dirty language, Just Mr. Love. Is he a love machine or a weapon of mass destruction? My name is Huff, and I used to be a wimpy nerd, but after an unfortunate event, I now have the strength of a hundred men along with other interesting abilities. Even my, eh-hem, man part is pretty special—a recent discovery. “I can’t believe it can do that!” No one knows exactly how this happened, but now I have enemies. Some want to reverse engineer me, and others want me dead. The only thing keeping me from losing my sh*t is River, the girl I’ve loved since the second grade. I’d do anything for her. Anything. But every time we try to move out of the friend zone, something gets in the way. This time, that something is me. I just might be deadly in bed.

Download or read book Vampires Whiskey and Southern Charm written by Mimi Jean Pamfilof and published by Paper and Silver, Inc.. This book was released on 2024-02-02 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a standalone story filled with Southern vibes, way too many cuss words, and a woman determined to defeat the local vampire. HE’S NEVER GIVING UP, AND SHE’S NEVER GIVING IN… My name is Masie Kicklighter, and I work at my family’s local bar in the heart of Tennessee, slinging whiskey and living a quiet life. I can’t say my life was perfect, but when a local vampire started stalking me and sayin’ all sorts of crazy things (I was not his. Nor would I ever be.), my first instinct was to run. But Leiper’s Fork was my home. This was my town. And no one was gonna run me out. Even if he was hotter than a Sunday BBQ in July. So I came up with a plan to run him off. The only problem? He was one stubborn man. And crafty, too. Then something terrible happened. A whole lot of terrible somethings. And they would change everything for us both.

Download or read book A Ho Ho Ho Beau Christmas written by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff and published by Paper & Silver, Inc.. This book was released on 2024-11-07 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a Christmas Rom-Com with a sweet magical surprise. As the snow begins to fall and the city streets sparkle with festive lights, Meri Winters feels anything but merry. Juggling a demanding job and a strained relationship with her best friend, she’s more focused on surviving the holiday season than enjoying it. That is, until she meets Beau Starling, a ruggedly handsome hobo who’s been living in the alley behind her building. Despite his disheveled appearance, there’s something mysterious about him—an inexplicable pull she can’t ignore. As Meri opens her heart to this unlikely stranger, she discovers that Beau isn’t just a wanderer passing through. He has secrets—ones that could change both their lives forever. In a season known for miracles, Meri will have to decide whether to take a leap of faith and trust in the magic of the holidays, or risk losing the one gift she never expected.

Download or read book Vampire in the Jungle written by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff and published by Paper & Silver, Inc. This book was released on 2023-09-08 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes Vampire in the Jungle, a Paranormal Rom-Com. “Bring me that vampire! Or else!” When a powerful goddess gives Damien one week to deliver the world’s last vampire, he only has one question: “Why is the vampire hiding in the jungle?” Damien isn’t sure, but he knows what’ll happen if he fails: the insane goddess will execute the only two women Damien’s ever cared for. (It’s complicated.) Also, there’s the small matter of his assistant, who believes her destiny is to become a vampire herself. (It’s very complicated.) Unfortunately, the vampire in question hates the modern world, has a severe attachment to his lair, and he makes it a point to kill anyone who gets too close. No mercy. Can Damien and his crew of supernatural oddballs convince this deadly vampire to come out of hiding before it’s too late?

Download or read book Draco written by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff and published by Paper & Silver, Inc.. This book was released on 2024-06-05 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes Draco, a standalone dark romantic fantasy about a man fated to end the world and a woman fated to stop him. DRACO Approaching my thirtieth birthday, life seemed a dream: the perfect job, a girlfriend I adored, and endless possibilities ahead. Then I woke up. Trapped in a grimy cellar, my body frail, and my love vanished. Determined to break free, I succeed. But then the grim truth emerges: my entire reality is a fabrication, and I’ve been branded as the catalyst for the apocalypse. Why me? I refuse to accept my fate, but how do I stop it when every move I make only brings me closer to becoming death’s henchman? PIPER When a mysterious man showed up at my door, looking to rent a room, I knew I should turn him away. He wasn’t only good looking, which my live-in boyfriend wouldn’t appreciate, but there was something off about him. Still, I couldn’t say no. Then things take a dark turn when he claims he’s seen me in his dreams and wants me to explain why. He seems crazy. Or is he? Because strange stuff starts happening, including the unshakable feeling that I know this man from somewhere. I think…I think I’m meant to help him. But why does every instinct scream to run? And why can’t I resist getting closer?

Download or read book Never King s written by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff and published by Paper & Silver, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-01-31 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a Paranormal Suspense, Never King’s, the finale of the USA Today bestselling King series. KING IS DEAD, AND NOW THE CHILD HE LEFT BEHIND ISN’T SAFE … ANSIN Ding-dong, people. The wicked king is dead. And, yes, I take full credit. King had it coming. So now that I’m the most ancient, deadly badass on the planet, I can finally get on with my plan. Step one: resurrecting my bloodline. But to do it, I must win over Jeni, the one woman who can give me powerful children. If only she’d stop holding a grudge. So what if I killed the father of her baby? Sooner or later she’ll have to forgive me because there are bad, bad things coming her way, and I’m the only one who can protect her. But will she come around before it’s too late? JENI My love for King never made sense, but now that he’s gone, I’m holding it together (barely) for our newborn son. I must be vigilant because my enemies think he belongs to them. Unfortunately, the only one who can help is dangerous, evil, and a constant reminder of what I’ve lost. Then my worst nightmare happens, and he steps in. No demands. No bartering. Just help. Has he finally changed his evil ways, or is this a trick to get what he wants? Because without Ansin, my baby and I won’t get through this.

Download or read book Lord King written by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff and published by Paper & Silver, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-11-19 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a Paranormal Suspense, Lord King. A curse he cannot break without her… KING Before I became evil, I was king of a great people. Now I am cursed to walk the earth until I pay for my misdeeds. After three thousand years, I have much to answer for. Then along comes Jeni, further complicating matters. She claims to love me, though I could never reciprocate. Her loathsome people placed me in this predicament, and frankly, I gave my heart to another woman long ago. But I am about to discover that meeting Jeni is no coincidence. Our true connection will shock even me. A power she didn’t know she had… JENI I am what they call a Seer, an ancient people with unusual gifts, and I’m the last of my kind. Surprise! Because up until recently, I thought I was a regular person. But meeting King changed everything. He opened my eyes to the world around me, filled with more darkness than I could’ve imagined. And King? He’s the darkest of them all. That’s why I can’t wrap my head around my feelings. With every moment we spend together, I’m falling for a man who can never love me back. His heart belongs to his dead wife. That’s when I meet Ansin. The only man on earth who could rival King for darkness and ruthless ambition. Like me, Ansin is the last of his bloodline, which is why he demands I marry him and give him children. Do I get to choose, or has fate already chosen for me?

Download or read book Accidentally In Love With A God written by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2013-03-05 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trapped for decades, a powerful god seeks freedom . . . and revenge. But the only thing that can save him is the passion of a woman's touch . . . Emma Keane is your average city girl trying to get a date. There's just one thing holding her back: the disembodied male voice speaking to her through her mind. Sound kind of crazy? Maybe. But crazy turns downright deadly when the voice persuades her to travel to the wilds of the Mayan jungle. There she will free his body-his incredibly hot, muscled, naked body. Humans are so frail, so undisciplined, so susceptible to love. And when this ancient being connects with Emma, the feelings she sparks drive him utterly mad. Protective, keep-her-close, never-let-her-go kind of mad. Which might not be such a bad thing because from the moment the beautiful, passionate Emma unshackles his body, they are hunted at every turn. Now he'll have to do everything in his power to keep her safe. But will it be enough?

Download or read book MY PEN IS HUGE written by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff and published by Paper & Silver, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-09-26 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes MY PEN IS HUGE, a Standalone Romantic Comedy. Dear Mr. Merrick, I quit. And since you’re obsessed with your stupid pen collection, I thought it appropriate to take the big one you love so much and write my resignation letter. Kiss your pen goodbye, big man! Because when I agreed to work for you—a hotshot journalist I’ve admired for years—no one told me that you had a secret life and that you’d bug my apartment, have someone killed, and make the moves on me just to test whether I’m serious about this job. I mean, come on! What kind of boss does that? Yes, you’re ten degrees hotter than the sun, and you melt panties everywhere you go, but this “little intern” is done with your games. From this day forward, consider me your mortal enemy, your biggest threat. Maybe your pen is huge, but my determination is bigger. See you on the battlefield, Mr. Big Pen. Your ex-admirer, Gisselle Walters

Download or read book Ultramega by James Harren 3 written by James Harren and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2021-05-19 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Noah was supposed to continue the Ultramega legacy, fighting monsters on behalf of humanityÉbut that was before the Kaiju Klan. Now, Noah must fight for his life in the Koliseum. And no human has ever left it alive. This issue of visionary creator JAMES HARRENÕs ULTRAMEGA contains 44 pages of story.

Download or read book Tailored for Trouble written by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2016-08-09 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sassy, sexy, laugh-out-loud rom-com between the hottest man never to be tamed and the woman crazy enough to try Taylor Reed is no stranger to selfish, uncaring CEOs. She was fired by one, which is why she has created her own executive training program—helping heartless bosses become more human. So Taylor shocks even herself when she agrees to coach Bennett Wade, the cutthroat exec who got her unceremoniously canned. She’d love to slam the door in his annoying but very handsome face, but the customers aren’t exactly lining up at her door. Plus, this extreme makeover will give Taylor the golden opportunity to prove that her program works like a charm. Bennett Wade is many things—arrogant, smug, brusque—but trusting isn’t one of them. Women just seem to be after his billions. So when he hires Taylor Reed, he has no desire to change. Bennett is trying to win over the feminist owner of a company he desperately wants to buy, but something about the fiery Taylor thaws the ice around his heart, making Bennett feel things he never quite planned on. And if there’s one thing Bennett can’t stand, it’s when things don’t go according to plan. They are a match tailor-made for trouble. Praise for Tailored for Trouble “Smart, heart-wrenching, and wonderfully sexy, this is contemporary romance at its finest. Mimi Jean Pamfiloff pulls expertly at the heartstrings with a sassy heroine and the most compelling hero I’ve read in years.”—USA Today bestselling author Lauren Layne “Swoony, sexy, and laugh-out-loud funny! Bennett Wade is an absolutely delicious hero—and this book left me wanting more.”—New York Times bestselling author Laura Kaye “Tailored for Trouble is fast-paced romantic comedy at its best, with laugh-out-loud moments, sizzling chemistry, and a rollicking journey around the world with a sexy billionaire who’s so much more than the size of his . . . wallet.”—USA Today bestselling author Kylie Gilmore “Pamfiloff’s skilled pacing ramps up the tension and attraction between Bennett and Taylor as they crisscross the globe together, and their consummation feels like a well-deserved payoff for them and the reader.”—Publishers Weekly

Download or read book Colel written by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a Standalone, Romantic Comedy a la Paranormal... COLEL, Book #5, the Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., Series WARNING: This book contains foul language, gratuitous sex against a truck, outrageously rude immortal warriors in leather pants, snow, pigheaded gods, a sexually frustrated goddess, a very hot and hunky florist guy with a bad attitude and a big secret, Brutus bubble baths, a sneaky invisible unicorn, unrequited love, bees, bees, and more bees, and chocolates. SOMETIMES LOVE BITES AND SOMETIMES IT STINGS. Colel, the Goddess of Bees, has been looking for Mr. Right for over seventy thousand years. So when she meets the hunky owner of a small-town flower shop and explodes with flutters and tingles, she's almost certain that he's the one. Only two problems: her tiny black-and-yellow army suddenly won't let her anywhere near him, and...is that a freaking epinephrine pen in the fridge? "Dear gods! He's allergic to bees? Say it isn't so." If simply dating the guy will kill him, how will she ever know for sure if he's really the one? Colel has a solution, but it's drastic. Even for her. And what if he says no?

Download or read book Fugly written by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff and published by Mimi Boutique Imprint. This book was released on 2014-09-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Contemporary Romance from New York Times Bestselling Author Mimi Jean PamfiloffUGLY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER...My name is Lily Snow. I am twenty-five years old, and despite being born with an unattractive face, I have never doubted who I am: smart, driven, and beautiful on the inside. Until I met Maxwell Cole.

Download or read book The Dead King written by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff and published by Paper & Silver, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-01-22 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a Paranormal Suspense, The Dead King. When a large metal box washes ashore after a hurricane, Jeni Arnold’s construction crew has no idea what to make of the dead guy inside. Who put the poor man in there? Was it murder or something else? All questions for the police to solve. Unfortunately, their hands are full, dealing with the hurricane’s fallout. Then Jeni is attacked leaving work. She knows the perpetrator, but not the mysterious man who stops him dead. All she knows is that his otherworldly beauty and piercing blue eyes haunt her. But Jeni is about to learn that her rescue comes with a price. Everything with King comes with a price.

Download or read book Mr Ultra Mega Love written by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-08-23 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WILL HE EVER GET THE GIRL? From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes MR. ULTRA MEGA LOVE, book one of a twisted romance serial with bad language and a cape. My name is Hudson Ulysses Ferris, better known as Huff. And I'm an ultra-nerd with mega-hang-ups. You'll see why after you walk a day in my Converse. (My past isn't pretty.) But hey, that's no excuse for avoiding everything I want in life, including a fresh start at an out-of-state university. My first night there, I meet the girl of my dreams (so cool). She's taken, of course. But even if she weren't, she'd never date a scrawny loser like me. Then my best friend, River, is manhandled by some dipsh*t twice her size (not cool), and for once, I act like a man. It costs me big because that dude and his friends leave me for dead. But I don't die. And when I wake up the next morning, I look different. I feel different. The bruises and cuts don't even hurt. What the heck happened last night? Because I just lifted a bus to save a puppy, and suddenly all the girls are looking at me. Except one. She might actually be afraid of the transformation that saved my life. Just my luck.

Download or read book Feed written by M. T. Anderson and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2010-05-11 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Identity crises, consumerism, and star-crossed teenage love in a futuristic society where people connect to the Internet via feeds implanted in their brains. Winner of the LA Times Book Prize. For Titus and his friends, it started out like any ordinary trip to the moon - a chance to party during spring break and play around with some stupid low-grav at the Ricochet Lounge. But that was before the crazy hacker caused all their feeds to malfunction, sending them to the hospital to lie around with nothing inside their heads for days. And it was before Titus met Violet, a beautiful, brainy teenage girl who knows something about what it’s like to live without the feed-and about resisting its omnipresent ability to categorize human thoughts and desires. Following in the footsteps of George Orwell, Anthony Burgess, and Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., M. T. Anderson has created a brave new world - and a hilarious new lingo - sure to appeal to anyone who appreciates smart satire, futuristic fiction laced with humor, or any story featuring skin lesions as a fashion statement.