Download or read book Mr Dirty written by Nana Malone and published by Sankofa Girl. This book was released on 2018-07-30 with total page 343 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Mr Monk Goes to the Firehouse written by Lee Goldberg and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-01-03 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monk's house is being fumigated, and he has nowhere to go. Fortunately, his assistant Natalie and her daughter are kind enough to welcome him into their home. Unfortunately, their home is not quite up to Monk's standards of cleanliness and order. But while Monk attempts to arrange his surroundings just so, something else needs to be put straight. The death of a dog at the local firehouse-on the same night as a fatal house fire-has led Monk into a puzzling mystery. And much to his horror, he's going to have to dig through a lot of dirt to find the answer.

Download or read book Dirty Joke Book written by Mr. K and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2001-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The scores of new jokes in this volume are way too dirty and offensive to be repeated here. Author Mr. "K" offers a variety of filthy, furiously funny, and totally tasteless jokes. Buy this book and become the life of any party -- or get kicked out of it!

Download or read book Giant Book of Dirty Jokes written by Mr. J and published by Castle Books. This book was released on 2013-01-31 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Giant Book of Dirty Jokes is a collection of graphic, shocking, and especially funny jokes and anecdotes.

Download or read book Ferdinand and the Dirty Knight written by and published by Pioneer Drama Service, Inc.. This book was released on with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Dirty Money written by P.I. Foate and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-06-20 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dirty Money is the first novel in a new trilogy by a promising new Swedish author, P.I. Foate. Readers will be captivated and enthralled by this gripping and intense drama about events and people whose paths were changed by the horrifying events of September 11, 2001. In 2007, Peter Wall appears to lead an ordinary, although not entirely law-abiding, middle-class life in Manchester, England. Suddenly, his luck comes to an end and he fears that his money-laundering scheme is about to be discovered by the authorities. He makes a run for it, taking with him the money of some of his sinister clients. Peter cleverly evades both sets of pursuers by leaving a false trail across Europe. As his pursuers close in on him on the Greek island of Mykonos, it seems as if the end is near, not only for Peter but also for his clients, who, unknown to them, are also being investigated by the authorities. All is, however, not as it seems. Peter has a secret, which only two of his closest friends know. Dick Monson and Christos Xenitidis have been working together for years in a secret anti-terrorism unit of MI5. Is Peter ready to join them or is it too late for him to redeem himself? Follow what happens next in this suspenseful saga about the efforts of these dedicated men in their journey towards justice, in this novel and the remaining two novels in the trilogy, The Forgotten Children and Its Never too Late.

Download or read book The Baboon s Left Testicle Part One of Two written by Andrew Baker and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-12-31 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is there against a Baboon's Left Testicle? And before you all scream "The right one of course!" I feel duty bound to inform you that, in this case, you would be mistaken, for our baboon has suffered a most intimate and injurious injustice - his right testicle has been wrenched from its furry pouch by a person, or persons, unknown in order to fulfil a long held prophesy and set afoot plans for world domination. And herein lies the confusion in our tale - does the offending scrotal raider have the right one for the job or is it the wrong one, being the right one? Set alongside this an unlikely group of misfits - including some completely oblivious newly-weds, a 200 year old, dead, gay, unidextrous pie maker and his curious short arsed lover by the name of Gerard O'nad, a murderous army of Welsh zombies and an all stitching, all dancing counter-army of equally murderous Pearly Kings and Queens and you have an almighty pile of baboon excrement - but an equally almighty 'bloody good read!'

Download or read book Dirty Player written by Mira Lyn Kelly and published by Mira Lyn Kelly. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From USA TODAY bestselling author Mira Lyn Kelly... He's the NHL star everyone wants. She's the sports reporter who's been shutting him down since high school. He'll play dirty to get his girl. "Fun, addictive, and outrageously sexy! Dirty Player brought all the feels and left me panting for more!"~Annika Martin, New York Times bestselling author He'll play dirty to get his girl It started as a joke… A throw away promise between friends. A dare for a single kiss at our reunion and nothing more. But that kiss… That kiss was no joking matter. It was hot and wet. A hands-everywhere, breathless kind of insanity that left us both teetering on the brink. She’s got rules about dating guys like me… Rules I respect the hell out of when they apply to any other pro athlete. But as they apply to me? Well, those rules are about to be broken.

Download or read book Mr Prick And The Dirty Cunt written by Matt Shaw and published by . This book was released on 2022-01-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoyed the Mr. Men books when you were growing up? You're older now... Time to forget about the Mr. Men. Time to meet Mr. Prick and let him teach you some important life lessons...

Download or read book Rationale of the Dirty Joke written by G. Legman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-11-01 with total page 822 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do people tell dirty jokes? And what is it about a joke's dirtiness that makes it funny? G. Legman was perhaps the foremost scholar of the dirty joke, and as legions of humor writers and comedians know, his Rationale of the Dirty Joke remains the most exhaustive and authoritative study of the subject. More than two thousand jokes and folktales are presented, covering such topics as The Female Fool, The Fortunate Fart, Mutual Mismatching, and The Sex Machine. These folk texts are authentically transcribed in their innocent and sometimes violent entirety. Legman studies each for its historical and socioanalytic significance, revealing what these jokes mean to the people who tell them and to the people who listen and laugh. Here -- back in print -- is the definitive text for comedians and humor writers, Freudian scholars and late night television enthusiasts. Rationale of the Dirty Joke will amuse you, offend you, challenge you, and disgust you, all while demonstrating the intelligence and hilarity of the dirty joke.

Download or read book Dirty Little Secrets written by John P. Champlin and published by Tate Publishing. This book was released on 2007-11 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The spring of 1945 is going to be his best spring in several years. With his Navy career behind him, and a bank roll thanks to his Navy separation pay, he set out to determine what the future holds. Phil Storm doesn't realize the personal pain he will deal with as he walks into the backrooms of New York City. Dirty Little Secrets by author John Champlin takes the clean and pretty face off of the City and exposes its corrupt, rotten and tainted undertow. Phil will keep you on edge as you wonder how he will free himself from each adverse situation. You will find yourself unable to put this book down as you wonder what will happen next in the lives of the Robert Wayne Dunsworth Coleman's family and their Dirty Little Secrets. The bad boys can break bones but they are unable to break Phil Storm's spirit and desire.

Download or read book Dirty South written by Phillip Thomas Duck and published by Kimani Press. This book was released on 2009-08-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: College is a big adjustment—but not if you're Kenya Posey. Even at a Southern school far from her Jersey turf, she's the one the girls envy and the boys want. Kenya's the star of a hot singing/dancing troupe, her high-school BFF Lark is on campus—could things get any better? For Lark, the answer is yes. While she's flunking socially, life is one big episode of Everybody Loves Kenya—and Lark barely gets a walk-on role. Kenya's too self-absorbed to see beyond her fabulous new life. But with Kenya's brother Eric and his rapper friend Fiasco bringing drama right to her door, all that's about to change….

Download or read book Nap town s Dirty Little Secrets written by William Wilson and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-05-04 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Naptown's Dirty Little Secrets reveals the dark side of a young man involuntarily forced out of his home at an early age to fend for himself in the dark alleys of the inner city. When one morning, he is befriended by a local (illegal) debt collector whose job it is to pick up weekly protection payments from local merchants by any means necessary.

Download or read book Dirty Diamond written by J. P. Cardenas and published by Booktango. This book was released on 2014-05-01 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a little African boy finds a raw diamond, it sets a series of events showing the human spirit in each individual person it touches. The surprise here is not the diamond, which is a phenomenon in itself, but the dramatic reaction of each, bringing some to the end of their destruction and others to pick themselves up from the dark abyss that life can become.

Download or read book My Dog Is As Smelly As Dirty Socks written by Hanoch Piven and published by Schwartz & Wade. This book was released on 2013-06-26 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you draw your smelly dog? Your playful daddy? Your yummy mommy? See how one girl does it in this simple, clever picture book that's comprised of family portraits made out of objects. For example, her baby brother is so noisy—he's as loud as a whistle, a horn, and even a fire truck!—that she creates a picture of him with whistles for eyes, a horn mouth, and holding a fire truck. After the girl has described everyone in her family (including herself, in great detail), she asks, "What does your special family look like?" encouraging readers to create their own portraits. With a list of objects at the end of the book to use as a guide, this is the ideal choice for budding artists everywhere. Here's a wonderful exploration of simile and metaphor for young readers. And don't miss the companion book My Best Friend is as Sharp as a Pencil!

Download or read book Mr Creepy Man written by B R Black and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-23 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you do when the stuff of nightmares begins to tantalise rather than torture? When the monster becomes real and you no longer wish to run from, but towards him...Find out in this Dirty Nightmare. Come and meet Mr Creepy Man, I dare you...Indulge in a tale filled with darkly delicious erotica that will seduce your mind and leave you wanting more!So, what are you waiting for?CAUTION: There is violently bloody scenes, clown phobia, gore and sexual content contained within this twisted story. This taboo erotica tale contains themes that may be deemed by some to be offensive, indecent, or downright creepy, so please read at your own discretion. Consider yourself warned.

Download or read book 36 Dirty Tricks From Ancient China written by Chan Joon Yee and published by Dewdrop Publications. This book was released on 2020-02-17 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 三十六计, often translated as "36 Strategems" have always been marketed as a guide for businessmen to give them an edge over their competitors. But make no mistake, these are just 36 dirty tricks used in China over thousands of years in war and swindle. Most of these tricks cannot be ethically applied. Some can be downright criminal. In this book, Singaporean author Chan Joon Yee nakedly illustrates the 36 dirty tricks in their original context with examples from both ancient and modern times. He makes no attempt to market it as a business guide and sincerely hopes that his readers will read it purely for entertainment.