Download or read book Moron to Moron written by Tom Doig and published by Allen & Unwin. This book was released on 2013 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In July 2010, Tom Doig and his best mate Tama Pugsley cycled 1487 kilometres across northern Mongolia from a small town called Moron to a smaller town also called Moron. Why? Because it was there. Armed with spandex unitards, Chinese steel-frame mountain bikes, unidentifiable meat product and a woefully inadequate phrasebook, these two morons blunder into some of the world's most remote and beautiful wilderness--and triumph. Sort of. For 23 brutalising days--two days longer than the Tour de France--Tom and Tama slog their way over muddy mountains and across desolate steppes, all the time struggling to avoid Mongolia's legendary hospitality. This hilarious, thoroughly shonky odyssey overflows with sweat, miscommunication and torrents of Chinggis Khaan vodka--named after Genghis Khan, the greatest warrior who ever lived. Moron to Moron is a travel book like none other. It has it all: pleasure, pain, heartache, heartburn and the dried fermented milk of a horse.

Download or read book Moron to Moron written by Tom Doig and published by Allen & Unwin. This book was released on 2013 with total page 365 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncrossable rivers! Hospitable nomads! Rabid dogs! Marijuana fields! Hailstone flashfloods! Maidens on horseback! Underpants wrestling! Toxic mountain-top lakes! Stupid westerners! And the mountain-biking - so much biking your arse will hurt just reading it. This is what happens when two young idiots set out on a gonzo ride across the wilds of Mongolia.

Download or read book The Book of Moron written by Harvey Jenkins and published by . This book was released on 2018-02 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A theologically humorous take on the Bible using the words and thoughts of President Donald Trump

Download or read book Gordon is a moron written by Vernon Coleman and published by Chilton Designs Publishers. This book was released on 2007 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No further information has been provided for this title.

Download or read book Dear Pr sident A clown written by Aldous J Pennyfarthing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When his doctor told him medical ethics proscribed four-year-long induced comas, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing decided to get woke and pen a series of letters to the ocher abomination squatting in the White House. He's dogged President Goofus through numerous scandals, countless brain farts, and loads of unbelievable boobery. In this third installment of his acclaimed series, Pennyfarthing picks up where he left off with the Amazon best-selling books "Dear F*cking Lunatic" and "Dear F*cking Moron," skewering Trump's boundless ego, bottomless stupidity, and brazen incompetence.

Download or read book Lusts of a Moron written by Momus and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Moron written by Todd Millar and published by Blooming Twig Books (NY). This book was released on 2013-04-01 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Goodnight Moron written by D. Thinskin and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-16 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HEALTH WARNING: This parody is not for those who may be afflicted with thin skin syndrome or are inclined to irrational bouts of political correctness.Donald J. Trump's scorched-earth candidacy and gravity-defying ascendancy to the most powerful position on the planet shocked and dismayed the civilized world, almost certainly as much as it did him. Now, with the utter incompetence of his staff exposed by multiple scandals and controversy for the festering slime they are, do we really expect him to do anything but wallow in the sludge of the swamp he promised to drain? Goodnight Moron delivers an unflinchingly hard-yet-satirical punch as we reflect back on the first hundred - some would say worst hundred - days of what could possibly be the last American President (or first American shlyukha). Riffing off of the beloved and often-parodied children's bedtime classic, Goodnight Moon, by Margaret Wise Brown, Goodnight Moron offers light reading and biting illustrations on a dark and heavy subject. But be warned, for after the chuckles are gone (hopefully sooner rather than later), the nightmares will likely haunt us for years to come. Highly recommended with a warm glass of milk and the strongest sedative legally available. The paperback also makes a great gag gift for that bleeding heart liberal or raving conservative in your life. And be sure to look for the next D Trumple Thinskin title, The Very Angry Caterwauler, currently on pre-order at a special discounted price.

Download or read book Idiots Imbeciles and Morons written by John Karrer and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2000-12-20 with total page 556 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I’ll be my own testament to the mountains of fudge I’ve moved, the rivers of chocolate I’ve forded, the forests of candy I’ve cleared and the cities of pie I’ve vanquished.” So muses our hero ReJean Zartro, Social Worker Un-extraordinaire, as he beats himself like a big palooka on a cold dawn in Brooklyn, battles donut-scarfing administrators and his nefarious supervisor Paula Perfecto, the evil nurse Cyclops, Parrot Boys under the nom de plume of Schaffer Van Vliet in Istanbul, dukes it out with Senor Eduardo Freeform Funkified, converses with a dead colleague, and struggles to stay afloat with his caseload of 230 mentally retarded adults at CRUDDI’s Gulag Day Treatment Center in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn. (And you thought you were having a crappy week.)

Download or read book Intellectual Morons written by Daniel J. Flynn and published by Forum Books. This book was released on 2004-09-21 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do well-educated antiwar activists call the president of the United States “the new Hitler” and argue that the U.S. government orchestrated the September 11 attacks? Why does Al Gore believe that cars pose “a mortal threat to the security of every nation”? Why does the Princeton professor known as the father of the animal rights movement object to humans eating animals but not to humans having sex with them—and why does PETA defend that position? In other words, why do smart people fall for stupid ideas? The answer, Daniel J. Flynn reveals in Intellectual Morons, is ideology. Flynn, the author of Why the Left Hates America, shows how people can be so blinded to reality by the causes they serve that they espouse bizarre, sometimes ridiculous, and often dangerous positions. The most influential social movements have spawned ideologues who do not care whether an idea is good or bad, true or false, but only whether it can serve their cause. It is startling how many Americans—and particularly how many media, academic, and political elites—fall for bad ideas. The trouble is, their lies become institutionalized as truth, and we all suffer as a result. In Intellectual Morons, Flynn reveals: •How rabid anti-Americans simply parrot the delusional claims of a few gurus •How the environmental movement, spawned by a “scientist” whose doomsday predictions are almost always wrong, has bred fanaticism, stupidity, and dishonesty •How the hero of the animal rights crowd is a crank who promotes infanticide and euthanasia •How a scientific fraud—and pervert—launched the sexual revolution •How abortion rights activists ignore (or cover up) the fact that their matron saint advocated eugenics and concentration camps •How our universities have become hothouses of leftist ideology •How historians and journalists have airbrushed history to turn a racial separatist into a civil rights icon Filled with jaw-dropping lapses in common sense from even our most celebrated opinion leaders, Intellectual Morons is a welcome reality check for the glaring excesses of today’s political and cultural debates. "This is a sophisticated pile driver of a book, guiding us through the wiles of great luminaries of the netherworld. And such liveliness in the writing, and such erudition. I was quite fascinated by Intellectual Morons."—William F. Buckley, Jr. "Intellectual Morons is exceptionally aptly named. The thought of all that brainpower going down the intellectual drain is sad, but Daniel Flynn's description of it is hilariously on point. This is must reading."—G. Gordon Liddy "Intellectual Morons is a delight—a wonderful intellectual history of the past hundred years. Flynn ably describes the purveyors of the bad ideas that have undermined our free society."—Burton W. Folsom, Jr., professor of history, Hillsdale College "A famous bit of folk wisdom says, 'You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything.' Some of the crackpot notions now fashionable in academic circles, as here documented by Daniel Flynn, suggest that saying is an understatement. If you want to know how crazy, and scairy, intellectual morons can get, you have to read this book."—M. Stanton Evans, author of The Theme Is Freedom, contributing editor to Human Events

Download or read book The Marching Morons written by C M Kornbluth and published by Start Classics. This book was released on 2024-03-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the distant future a man from the twentieth century wakes to find himself in an almost incomprehensible world. He realizes that the world has left him behind but he just might have the key to the future of all mankind.Cyril M. Kornbluth was a highly influential science fiction writer who won both a Hugo Award and a Prometheus Award.

Download or read book Return of the Moron written by Mike Preston and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002-07-18 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not your average “Recovery Story,” The Moron Chronicles follows a year in the life of a “reality challenged” alcoholic determined to live life on his own terms and let the chips fall where they may. Twisted and harshly comedic (just like real life), this is the story of what happens when ignorance and arrogance meet and give birth. You’ve seen these guys on the street before and wondered where they came from. Well, this book should answer all your questions. And if you happen to recognize a bit of yourself in there—be afraid. Be very afraid.

Download or read book Moron Corps written by John L. Ward and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2012-09 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Moron Corps: A Vietnam Veteran's Case for Action speaks to all veterans who served in Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan. It comprises the challenges of combat injuries and tells how the Veterans Administration has failed so many of us in great numbers. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder can aggravate pre-existing injuries as well as injuries caused by exposure to chemicals. The book delves into the plight of veterans having been drafted unlawfully by the Johnson Administration and also the failure of the U.S. government to adhere to the Department of Labor's mandate that would apply affirmative action in prioritizing preferences provided for veterans. These problems contributed to many suicides, and over the years have made things difficult for all of us. My inspiration in writing this book is entirely due to my personal experiences as well as the suffering of so many veterans with problems whom I have assisted. My heartfelt experience carries the knowledge of how they were treated, or not treated. Watching them suffer as I had and left to rot without assistance, gave me the impetus to fight for their rights to get the assistance they need. John L. Ward grew up in Glasgow, Missouri. He is retired from the Marine Corps. "I am now residing in the Philippine Islands doing all of the things necessary to keep my health as good as possible and am continuing to assist veterans as best I can." Publisher's Website: http: //sbpra.com/JohnLWard

Download or read book Idiot America written by Charles Pierce and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER The three Great Premises of Idiot America: · Any theory is valid if it sells books, soaks up ratings, or otherwise moves units · Anything can be true if someone says it loudly enough · Fact is that which enough people believe. Truth is determined by how fervently they believe it With his trademark wit and insight, veteran journalist Charles Pierce delivers a gut-wrenching, side-splitting lament about the glorification of ignorance in the United States. Pierce asks how a country founded on intellectual curiosity has somehow deteriorated into a nation of simpletons more apt to vote for an American Idol contestant than a presidential candidate. But his thunderous denunciation is also a secret call to action, as he hopes that somehow, being intelligent will stop being a stigma, and that pinheads will once again be pitied, not celebrated. Erudite and razor-sharp, Idiot America is at once an invigorating history lesson, a cutting cultural critique, and a bullish appeal to our smarter selves.

Download or read book M r n to M r n written by Tom Doig and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In July 2010, Tom Doig and his best mate Tama Pugsley cycled 1487 kilometres across Northern Mongolia from a small town called Moron to an even smaller town, also called Moron. Why? Because it was there.

Download or read book A Thousand Morons written by Quim Monzó and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quim Monzo's latest collection of short stories is rife with very unfortunate characters. There's the young boy in A Cut' who is upbraided by his teacher when he rudely shows up for class with a huge gash in his neck. And the prince in 'One Night' who tries everything to awaken a sleeping princess, yet fails completely.Throughout in typical style, absurdity offsets the 'moronic' sadness. In 'Love Is Eternal,' a man decides to finally overcome his commitment issues and marry his dying girlfriend, only to have everything backfire.'

Download or read book Day of the Moron written by H. Beam Piper and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2023-08-22 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Day of the Moron" by H. Beam Piper. Published by Good Press. Good Press publishes a wide range of titles that encompasses every genre. From well-known classics & literary fiction and non-fiction to forgotten−or yet undiscovered gems−of world literature, we issue the books that need to be read. Each Good Press edition has been meticulously edited and formatted to boost readability for all e-readers and devices. Our goal is to produce eBooks that are user-friendly and accessible to everyone in a high-quality digital format.