Download or read book Monster Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-08-18 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grab this new release in time for Fall and Halloween! Did you know that monsters fart? It's true! Laugh and learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of the spooky life. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, butt, and bum. 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious rhyming descriptions of monster fart situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list Be sure to check out all of Jane Bexley's hilarious toot stories and fart dictionaries.

Download or read book Monster Fart Wars written by A. M. Shah and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-14 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A loud, gassy, smelly Fartquake erupted and ripped the town apart. The pinnacle of the mountain, Belch Peak, was open, and the peaceful, gassy Farts were being taken over by the grumpy, smelly, stinky, loud Burps. Who will win the rights to Belch Peak? Whoever controls the fart gasses controls it all.

Download or read book There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts Fart Monster and Friends written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian

Download or read book Monster Farts Coloring Book written by M. T. Lott and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-04 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monster farts are ... well ... monstrous! And, maybe a little embarrassing. Find out for yourself in this detailed, amazing, unconventional, astounding, and epic farting monster coloring book! Contains twenty-two original illustrations. Monsters caught in the act include: zombie, bigfoot, wendigo, chupacabra, alien, ghost, and many more!

Download or read book Fart Monster and Me written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2020-01-01 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'THESE BOOKS REALLY GO OFF!' -- Mac Park, Boy Vs Beast The chapter books your reluctant reader will actually want to read! FART MONSTER AND ME is the hilarious series from bestselling duo Tim Miller and Matt Stanton -- sure to get kids laughing ... and reading! A bindup of the four books in the series: The Crash Landing, The New School, The Birthday Party, The Class Excursion. PRAISE 'I would recommend this book and series to readers who ... don't really enjoy reading that much -- I think this series could help to change that.' - ReadPlus.com.au

Download or read book Fart Quest written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2020-09-15 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Stay tuned for further gassy exploits." - Booklist, starred review Jam-packed with potty humor, feats of bravery, and magical friendships, Fart Quest by bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell is perfect for every young hero looking for a wild adventure. After their masters are vaporized in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie—three lowly apprentices—decide to impersonate their mentors and pick up the mantle as heroes of the realm. But they need more than a fancy robe, magic staff, and book of magical beasts to be real heroes. They need a quest! So when The Great and Powerful Kevin puts out a call for help, seeking the coveted Golden Llama and its magical golden fart, young Fart and his friends jump at the chance and embark on a journey they were destined for. This title has Common Core connections.

Download or read book There Is A Monster On My Holiday Who Farts Fart Monster and Friends written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2016-10-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Fart Monster goes global! Get your passports ready; we're about to go around the world in 80 farts ... Fart, fart and away! Most families go on holiday to get away from it all. But what if a lingering smell followed you from one country to the next? Ever wondered what could remove that smile from the Mona Lisa's face? What could force the Buckingham Palace guards to run for their lives? What mighty gust of wind could finally make the Leaning Tower of Pisa fall? All will be revealed in There is a Monster on My Holiday Who Farts! PRAISE FOR TIM AND MATT'S PICTURE BOOKS 'sure to ignite laughter, especially with boys!' -- Reading Time 'gross but hilarious' -- Better Reading

Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Download or read book There is a Monster Under My Bed who Farts written by Tim Miller and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book written by M.t. Lott and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-17 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no doubt, farts are funny! And, what is funnier than farting magical creatures? I defy you to respond with an answer that makes sense! This funny coloring book is the sequel to the best-selling FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, because ... why not? This makes a great gift for kids, a white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or just an awesome gag gift. But, wait... there's more!!!! Each coloring page comes with an amazing fact about each magical creature and its farts. Yeah, really! So, grab your copy ASAP.

Download or read book Monster Farts Coloring Book written by M. T. Lott and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-29 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monster farts are ... well .. monstrous! And, maybe a little embarrassing. Find out for yourself in this detailed, amazing, unconventional, astounding, and epic farting monster coloring book! Monsters caught in the act of blasting a fart include: zombie bigfoot wendigo chupacabra alien ghost and many more! Be sure to share your finished works of art on Instagram using #monsterfarts Scroll up and grab your copy now!

Download or read book Monster Farts written by J. B. O'Neil and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-16 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BONUS - Includes FREE "Monster Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Monster Farts: Ghoulishly Bad Gas!" You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. That's twice the farting fun! Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Book series: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." ~ Lisa D. "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" ~ Tom Foster "This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" ~ Rob Rodenparker Halloween Hijinks and Monster Mashes! Get ready to laugh at the silliest, stinkiest, grossest, most ridiculous Fart Book ever! You'll be in stitches when: Milo and his pal's pranks set a porch on fire with nothing but farts! A neighbor gets the fright of his life from his toilet paper... A monster fart turns out to LITERALLY be a Monster-Fart! With 22 goofy illustrations and non-stop spooky fun, "Halloween Farts" is a must-read book for any kid on Halloween. And right now, you can get a FREE audiobook version too, INSTANTLY! Add "Monster Farts" to your cart now, before this devilish deal expires!

Download or read book Fart Quest The Dragon s Dookie written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2022-02-01 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Another fart-tastic installment in the middle-grade adventure series by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell. The Great and Powerful Kevin has a new quest for our heroes... seek out another disgusting ingredient for his mysterious project. High in the Frostflung Mountains lies the lair of a fearsome dragon named Glacierbane. Pan, Moxie, Fart and TickTock must venture there and fish a dragon-digested object from deep within a pile of dragon doo. But Pan isn’t having it. She’s not sure why, but she doesn’t trust Kevin. But when she learns of a kidnapped prince that needs rescuing from Glacierbane, suddenly this quest seems a whole lot more heroic. Our young heroes will face their toughest challenges yet as they team up with a valiant knight, brave the air-islands of Frostflung, fight yetis and snow goblins, solve puzzles and riddles, face a dragon, and seek the poo they need.

Download or read book Billy and Monster written by David Chuka and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-03-12 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Best selling Author David Chuka Join Billy and Monster in this second episode of the series -The Fartastic adventures of Billy and Monster. Billy and Monster love going to school as they learn so much stuff like the planets in outer space, counting to twenty-seven and spelling chewing gum. However, most afternoons, school get's a bit boring and they both end up sleeping in class. At such moments Billy wishes he could be a superhero! If he was a superhero, Billy could save stray cats from trees, help old ladies across the street and make sure his class had a constant supply of chocolate. He could also count on Monster to confuse the bad guys with his fart powers! One day at a fancy dress party, Billy and Monster come in contact with a thief whose been stealing people's jewelry. Will they let him get away or will their superhero powers save the day? Get your copy today and find out how fart powers can be used for good in this funny book for kids of all ages.

Download or read book Fart Wars written by J. B. O'Neil and published by . This book was released on 2013-03-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another adventure of Milo Snotrocket based on the Star Wars saga.

Download or read book Fart Book Fart Monster Bean Fart Jokes Stories written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-04 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let me introduce myself: "I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, you are going to love these bottom burping fart disasters! I am going to demonstrate how I take advantage of each single sports adventure in Volume 2." He uses his powerful bean blowing air push and wins every challenging sports activity like this: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story) and more bean blowing stories... In Volume 3, El Ninjo is demonstrating how he takes advantage of each dog farts adventure in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous jungle animals. These hilarious short stories are teaching your kids the smart way! He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" See you inside where you and your kids will laugh off your pants with these hilarious pant ripping stories...

Download or read book There Is a Monster Under My Christmas Tree Who Farts Fart Monster and Friends written by Tim Miller and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-10-01 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The sequel to the hilarious THERE IS A MONSTER UNDER MY BED WHO FARTS. How much trouble can one little monster cause at Christmas time? From the cheeky duo who brought you THERE IS A MONSTER UNDER MY BED WHO FARTS and THE PIRATE WHO HAD TO PEE comes a book that is perfect for naughty boys this Christmas. The Fart Monster is back and he's tootier than ever! It's Christmas, and Fart Monster is up to his old stinky tricks ... Will the boy get the blame this time? Or will he be able to convince Santa to keep him off the naughty list? Ages: 3+