Download or read book Monster Laughs written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2003 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone? What do you say to a two-headed monster? These jokes will make you scream with laughter!
Download or read book Monster Laughs Joke Book written by Lisa Regan and published by Windmill Books. This book was released on 2019-12-30 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sure, monsters can sound scary, but they can also deliver monster laughs when they're the subjects of punny jokes! This lively book with its charming illustrations features the funniest jokes out there about monsters, big and small. Delighted readers will be clamoring to share these jokes with you while they practice reading fluently aloud at the same time. Go on, just try not to laugh!
Download or read book Monster Laughs written by and published by The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc. This book was released on 2019-07-15 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monsters don't have to just be scary, sometimes they can be funny too. This exciting volume reveals the humor behind vampires, werewolves, and all sorts of other spooky creatures. Jokes are told using simple and concise language, allowing readers of many ages and levels to appreciate the humor. Meanwhile, colorful illustrations catch and hold readers' attention and are also closely correlated to the text, guiding new and seasoned readers alike in understanding the comedy behind each joke.
Download or read book Monsters Inc Monster Laughs written by Disney Books and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2015-06-30 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read along with Disney! Sulley is the new head of Monsters Inc.! When he realizes that the monsters can't get enough laughs from the children, it's up to him and his buddy, Mike, to figure out how to make them funny again. Follow along with word-for-word narration as Mike and Sulley work together to make their monsters hilarious.
Download or read book The Laughing Monsters written by Denis Johnson and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2014-11-04 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Denis Johnson's New York Times bestseller, The Laughing Monsters, is a high-suspense tale of kaleidoscoping loyalties in the post-9/11 world that shows one of our great novelists at the top of his game. Roland Nair calls himself Scandinavian but travels on a U.S. passport. After ten years' absence, he returns to Freetown, Sierra Leone, to reunite with his friend Michael Adriko. They once made a lot of money here during the country's civil war, and, curious to see whether good luck will strike twice in the same place, Nair has allowed himself to be drawn back to a region he considers hopeless. Adriko is an African who styles himself a soldier of fortune and who claims to have served, at various times, the Ghanaian army, the Kuwaiti Emiri Guard, and the American Green Berets. He's probably broke now, but he remains, at thirty-six, as stirred by his own doubtful schemes as he was a decade ago. Although Nair believes some kind of money-making plan lies at the back of it all, Adriko's stated reason for inviting his friend to Freetown is for Nair to meet Adriko's fiancée, a grad student from Colorado named Davidia. Together the three set out to visit Adriko's clan in the Uganda-Congo borderland—but each of these travelers is keeping secrets from the others. Their journey through a land abandoned by the future leads Nair, Adriko, and Davidia to meet themselves not in a new light, but rather in a new darkness.
Download or read book Tickle Monster Laughter Kit written by Josie Bissett and published by Compendium Publishing & Communications. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Share the treasured gift of laughter with your child! Josie Bissett's enchanted new book is well on its way to becoming a celebrated children's classic. A loveable monster with big puffy mitts has just flown in from Planet Tickle. His mission is to bring joy and laughter to Planet Earth. How? By tickling any child who happens to follow along in this book. Parents read aloud and do the tickling while their children squirm and giggle with delight.
Download or read book Beastly Laughs written by Mark Moore and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2004-09 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes related to monsters.
Download or read book My Life as a Furry Red Monster written by Kevin Clash and published by Harmony. This book was released on 2006-09-05 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hello, Everybody! The furry red monster known as Elmo has charmed his way into hearts and homes throughout the world with his unmistakable laugh, over-the-top enthusiasm, and boundless love. Elmo’s appeal is nothing short of magical. Kids adore him, and parents find him irresistible. What is it about this little monster? Meet Kevin Clash, the man behind the Muppet and the unassuming heart and soul of Elmo. At last, the puppeteer who has performed Elmo for nearly twenty years comes out from behind the stage to share his story. Weaving together his memories of growing up with the life lessons gained from his furry red alter ego, Kevin reveals himself to be as caring, and as eager to grow and learn and love, as the very special character he brings to life. You will discover how young Kevin honed his talent entertaining the kids in his mother’s home day care with puppets he made from slippers and coat liners; how, as a struggling young artist, he realized his dream to meet and then work for his idol, Muppet creator Jim Henson; and how each and every day of performing Elmo reinforces for him what is most important in life. As Kevin has been inspired by Elmo, now we can all learn from his furry red ways. Kevin’s (and Elmo’s) thoughts on love, creativity, friendship, and optimism remind us of life’s simple truths and ultimately encourage us all to be a little bit more like Elmo—to live with joy, to love more easily, and to laugh more often.
Download or read book Susan Laughs written by Jeanne Willis and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2000-09 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Told in rhyme, this story follows Susan through a series of activities, from swimming to riding a horse. It's not until the end of the story that readers learn Susan uses a wheelchair. Color illustrations.
Download or read book Sit Stay Laugh written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2005 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about pets.
Download or read book Monster School written by Kate Coombs and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2018-08-28 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twilight's here. The death bell rings. Everyone knows what the death bell brings—it's time for class! You're in the place where goblins wail and zombies drool. (That's because they're kindergartners.) Welcome to Monster School. In this entertaining collection of poems, award-winning poet Kate Coombs and debut artist Lee Gatlin bring to vivid life a wide and playful cast of characters (outgoing, shy, friendly, funny, prickly, proud) that may seem surprisingly like the kids you know . . . even if these kids are technically monsters.
Download or read book Tickle Monster written by Josie Bissett and published by Compendium Publishing & Communications. This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A loveable monster from planet tickle is on a mission to spread laughter on earth.
Download or read book Monsters Inc written by Paul Benjamin and published by Boom Town. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When acts of sabotage begin to disrupt Monsters, Inc., productivity, Sulley, Mike, and Boo investigate and discover old foes have resurfaced to get their revenge on the monsters and the company.
Download or read book Crying Laughing written by Lance Rubin and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-11-19 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A tragicomic story of bad dates, bad news, bad performances, and one girl's determination to find the funny in high school from the author of Denton Little's Deathdate. Winnie Friedman has been waiting for the world to catch on to what she already knows: she's hilarious. It might be a long wait, though. After bombing a stand-up set at her own bat mitzvah, Winnie has kept her jokes to herself. Well, to herself and her dad, a former comedian and her inspiration. Then, on the second day of tenth grade, the funniest guy in school actually laughs at a comment she makes in the lunch line and asks her to join the improv troupe. Maybe he's even . . . flirting? Just when Winnie's ready to say yes to comedy again, her father reveals that he's been diagnosed with ALS. That is . . . not funny. Her dad's still making jokes, though, which feels like a good thing. And Winnie's prepared to be his straight man if that's what he wants. But is it what he needs? Caught up in a spiral of epically bad dates, bad news, and bad performances, Winnie's struggling to see the humor in it all. But finding a way to laugh is exactly what will see her through. **A Junior Library Guild Selection**
Download or read book The Man Who Laughs written by Victor Hugo and published by The Floating Press. This book was released on 2011-05-01 with total page 821 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Moving away from the explicitly political content of his previous novels, Victor Hugo turns to social commentary in The Man Who Laughs, an 1869 work that was made into a popular film in the 1920s. The plot deals with a band of miscreants who deliberately deform children to make them more effective beggars, as well as the long-lasting emotional and social damage that this abhorrent practice inflicts upon its victims.
Download or read book DANGEL written by Wesley Jusino and published by BookWave Publishing. This book was released on 2024-08-08 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dangel takes you on a journey from the physical plane to the outer unknown realms of existence. It is the story of Wesley, born with gifts that allow him to cross into the land of the dead and beyond with his physical body. With the help of a dedicated psychic and a shaman seeking a second chance, Wesley's story is told. Traversing through both darkness and light, Dangel will show you hell and all of the gory horrors that come with it, as well as heaven, full of angels and light. Dangel represents one man's quest to do right, even when the odds are stacked against him. It is a story of the power of faith and love in the midst of a battle between Good and Evil. Light and Darkness.
Download or read book Navigators written by Terry Jenoure and published by SUNY Press. This book was released on 2000-01-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Through excerpts and profiles, this inspiring book presents the experiences of twelve African American artists who teach at traditionally White colleges and universities.
