Download or read book Monster Crap written by Aj Wolski and published by Tjag Incorporated. This book was released on 2023-08-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beware of this hysterical and stinky adventure in "The Monster Craps!" In the silly little town where pumpkins glow, and Halloween parties come alive, a wild gathering of teenage monsters is in full swing. A full moon shines bright on this Halloween night as the monsters feast on too many treats. As the night progresses, trouble brews in their tummies. One by one, the monsters suffer from upset stomachs, wicked gas, and literal monster craps! Join the adventure! The story takes us on a wild ride of giggles and gasps, exploring the downside of overindulging in too many sweets. From a teen vampire making a "graveyard dash" to Big Foot's "ity bity" surprise, and the werewolf's "furry" mishap, each iconic scary character faces its own monster crap with unique and smelly outcomes. Even the wicked witch and the mummy join the chaos with funny and unforgettable experiences. - It motivates children to be mindful about eating responsibly. - This humorous tale is an ideal group-reading book for any setting. - An unforgettable gift for kids aged six and up who like to giggle and enjoy goofy stories. "The Monster Craps" is an amusing and captivating story that will have children and adults laughing out loud while learning an important lesson about moderation. Complete with comical illustrations that bring the monsters and their mishaps to life. This book is a perfect addition to any Halloween-themed reading list. So, buckle up for a spooky, silly, and stinky ride, and discover how these teenage monsters navigate the consequences of too many sugary treats!
Download or read book The Mountain Monster written by J. R. Mathis and published by James R. Mathis. This book was released on 2024-06-20 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this Contemporary Small Town Sleuthing Couple Murder Mystery Father Tom and Helen get to play Mulder and Scully when a legendary Bigfoot-type creature appears to be behind attempts to sabotage the construction of a new subdivision outside of Myerton. When the project foreman is murdered, Helen has to squelch rumors while looking for a very human killer. The Mountain Monster is the seventeenth novel in The Mercy and Justice Mysteries, a contemporary small town mystery series. The series is a sequel to The Father Tom Mysteries that began with The Penitent Priest and includes the same cast of characters. It features Father Tom Greer, a Catholic Priest who is also an amateur sleuth in the tradition of Father Brown, and his wife Helen Greer, female Chief of Police and detective in the tradition of Kinsey Millhone.
Download or read book Big Book of Random Crap Book Four written by Sam Backhouse and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-11-05 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dark time is taking place in the comic universe. Darth Oliveder has had a giant Death Shrimp made with the help of Pissed off Peter. She has also kidnapped Princess Rubber. On the Planet Smudge, Mister Skyrunnerbean, owner of Rude 2 Dog 2 and -3° c P.O* (*P.O standing for Pissed Off), is unaware of what is going on. On the Planet Vwarg, Obi Wan Amazing, Hand Stretcho, The Idiot Box Jedi and Supermarketjedi are busy helping the Vwargians build a giant finger to crush the Death Shrimp. Oop's! I gave too much away there. sambackhouse.com
Download or read book Us written by Sara Soler and published by Dark Horse Comics. This book was released on 2023-08-08 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when the life you thought you had does a 180º turn? Everything, and yet…nothing. Us is Sara and Diana’s love story, as well as the story of Diana’s gender transition. Full of humor, heartache, and the everyday triumphs and struggles of identity, this graphic memoir speaks to changing conceptions of the world as well as the self, at the same time revealing that some things don’t really have to change. Written, drawn, and colored by Sara Soler, with English translation by Silvia Perea Labayen and letters by Joamette Gil.
Download or read book The Land written by Aleron Kong and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 8th Novel of the Internationally Acclaimed Chaos Seeds Saga Over 100 THOUSAND ????? Reviews A mesmerizing tale reminiscent of the brutality of Goblin Slayer and the majesty of Game of Thrones Audible's Customer Favorite of the Year! #1 Audiobook 2017 #1 in Epic Fantasy || #1 in HumorWelcome my friends! Welcome... to "The Land!" The battle of the dead was won, but at a great cost. Sion,leader of the Mist Village was left with only pain and regret as Richter was claimed by the abyss. What no one but the abandoned chaos seed knows is that he narrowly avoided the curse of the lich Singh, a curse that still hangs above his head. Now, surrounded by miles of darkness and tons of crushing rock,Richter has to find his way back into the light. The only problem is that this monster of a man is being pursued by monsters, a demon and his own foolish choices. Faced with all the dangers of the deep dark, what will Richter say when the buried horrors of The Land come a calling and asked if he's paid his dues? Well he'll look right back, stare that horror in the eye and say, "Yes sir, the check is in the mail!" Welcome back my friends! Welcome back... to The Land! ps - Gnomes still Rule!
Download or read book Parallel Dimensions written by Lisa Graziano and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-05-01 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Split Scream Volume Two written by Cynthia Gomez and published by Tenebrous Press. This book was released on 2024-01-17 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SPLIT SCREAM has a new home at Tenebrous Press! The second volume of editor Alex Ebenstein's acclaimed series is back in print, featuring two novelettes: The Shivering World – Cynthia Gómez Nayeli’s brilliance should be enough to outshine the darkness she longs to leave behind, but she fears she’ll never get further than what her unstable mother can provide: a sofa bed in a garage. She’s determined to transfer to a good college and get out, but the men in her life-a violent neighbor, a greedy landlord, her mother’s predatory boyfriend-stand in her way. Only once she encounters the supernatural, a being she suspects to be La Llorona herself, does Nayeli begin to truly see the power she is capable of. But at what cost? The Shivering World is a Faustian bargain in a place of poverty and gentrification, where supernatural terrors meet the horrors of escaping to a new life. What Ate the Angels – M. Lopes da Silva Non-binary ASMR artist November discovers the sound of a giant heartbeat beneath Los Angeles, which only they seem to hear. When their vore-loving partner Heather, a City Hall archivist, grows ill and can’t get the healthcare she needs, they believe they will find a solution through the thrum. November journeys underground, through abandoned Prohibition-era tunnels, to the den of a creature born from the fabric of the city itself: oil, bones, chemicals-and souls. What Ate the Angels is queer body horror full of dread and pulpy, throbbing filth. “The combined stories are a beautifully organic Latinx experience. Delicious and terrifying and takes you to literal depths you won’t expect.” V. Castro, The Haunting of Alejandra
Download or read book The Face Off written by Brenda Rothert and published by Brenda Rothert. This book was released on 2024-03-26 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was an average day in my above-average life: wake up hungover with a woman I just met, part ways, then drive to the arena for a home game with my pro hockey team. But when my car breaks down on the highway, a stunning waitress named Tess pulls over and surprises me by easily fixing it. Great little detour in my routine, right? It would’ve been if her kid hadn’t lifted my wallet. Now I have to find Tess and get it back. When I discover that the money’s gone, Tess insists that her son work off the debt to me. And the more I get to know the spirited single mom and her hilarious family, the more I find myself at a crossroads. I’m in a personal face-off: The man I’ve always been vs. the man I want to be for Tess and her kids.
Download or read book The 7 Bad Habits of Slightly Troubled Monsters written by Devin Harnois and published by October Night Publishing. This book was released on with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Haunted by recent events, Aiden struggles with a debilitating fear of magic. Not a good situation for a changeling who needs to master his powers in order to graduate. He finds a bit of distraction in Hanna, who might like him as something more than a friend. Dylan wishes he could take back his mistake, even as he still dreams of freedom. His guilt over hurting Aiden only grows worse when he realizes how deep the damage goes, and when he tries to protect Aiden from a bully it only lands Dylan in more trouble. Pressure mounts from all sides until the dragonkin feels ready to explode. When a new threat arises, Aiden must use all his magic to save Dylan… and himself.
Download or read book Godzilla Kingdom of Monsters Volume 1 written by Eric Powell and published by IDW Publishing. This book was released on 2012-05-30 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The King of the Monsters rises again, and for the first time in comics, he's bringing lots of other beloved Toho monsters with him in one destructive saga! When Godzilla appears off the coast of Japan, the Japanese government must respond quickly to contain the disaster... but before long, other monsters start appearing all over the world. Can humanity survive this mysterious onslaught of giant beasts? Writers Eric Powell (The Goon) and Tracy Marsh bring the mayhem a-plenty, and artist Phil Hester (Green Arrow, Swamp Thing) brings the massive monsters to life!
Download or read book Death to All Monsters written by Theophilus Monroe and published by Theophilus Monroe. This book was released on 2024-08-17 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I hunt monsters, but not for glory or money. I'm searching for my wife. A decade ago, she was taken. Now, I've found a clue. The twisted horns. The eerie glow in its eyes. Is this the creature I've been chasing? Time is running out. Hope blurs with madness. Can I confront the past without losing myself to vengeance? Will I find her, or become the very thing I hunt? Death to All Monsters is the first book in the pulse-pounding Sebastian Winter series. Dive into a world where not all monsters are guilty, and not all hunters play by the rules. If you crave urban fantasy with a gritty edge, witty banter, and heart-stopping action, this book is for you. Perfect for fans of Jim Butcher's Dresden Files and the Winchester brothers from Supernatural. Don't miss out on this thrilling new series - grab your copy now and join the hunt!
Download or read book The Trouble with Mirrors written by Bailey Bradford and published by Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD). This book was released on 2016-05-24 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little sass and a perfect ass can land a vamp in a sticky situation... Paolo has watched his friends and coven leader find mates, their other halves. He's ready to find someone just for him, though that means getting out and actually going somewhere. When his coven leader, Claude, asks him to help out with a bit of a spy mission, Paolo agrees. He puts on his sexiest—and skimpiest—club outfit and dives right in. But the mission brings him head to head with his coven's worst enemies, the Dark Slayers. And when he finds himself attracted to one who's about to be initiated against his will, Paolo can't resist helping the man out...and having some really hot sex while he's at it. Then the Dark Slayers find them...
Download or read book America s Very Own Monsters written by Daniel Cohen and published by Dodd Mead. This book was released on 1982 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discusses such creatures as Bigfoot, the Demon Cat, and Mothman which, though never proven, are said to exist in the United States.
Download or read book A Series of EPIC Stories written by Scott Clenchy and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-05-17 with total page 391 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Within these pages live twenty-five short stories crafted by twenty-five authors. Each provides a unique glimpse into the mind and writing style of a budding young writer. As our title suggests, this anthology is filled with a series of adventurous, heart-warming, dramatic, thought-provoking, and altogether EPIC stories. We welcome you to delve into the themes and depth of this writing, or simply sit back and enjoy the sincerity of these young writers. Completed as part of 2018's annual NaNoWriMo competition, these narratives represent the perseverance, hard work, and determination of twenty-five outstanding Grade 6 and 7 students at Forest View Public School in Oshawa Ontario. It is with great pleasure that we present this anthology to the world. May you have as much fun reading as we did writing.
Download or read book Howling Commandos Of S H I E L D written by Al Ewing and published by Marvel Entertainment. This book was released on 2016-05-25 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hidden deep beneath Area 13 lies the clandestine headquarters of S.T.A.K.E. - a top secret division of S.H.I.E.L.D. that houses aliens, mythical beasts and all manner of extra-normals. Now, under the command of legendary soldier - and newly resurrected Life Model Decoy - Dum Dum Dugan, these monsters step out of the shadows and defend the world against threats too dangerous for normal men as the All-New, All-Different, all-too-literal Howling Commandos of S.H.I.E.L.D.! COLLECTING: HOWLING COMMANDOS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. 1-5, MATERIAL FROM S.H.I.E.L.D. 9.
Download or read book The Gift written by Rob Stennett and published by RosettaBooks. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a young Amish man escapes his community, his search for broader horizons leads him to undead enemies in this vampire thriller. All Eli Troyer ever wanted was to leave home—to escape the tedium and boredom of life among his Amish family and friends. He doesn't want religion or tradition. He wants adventure and fun. When his twin brother Jacob discovers Eli's secret stash of getaway cash, Eli knows he can’t wait any longer. There’s plenty Eli doesn't know about life among the “English.” But he could never imagine what the city holds for newcomers. On his quest to reinvent himself, he’s about to face reinvented by someone else—or, more precisely, something else.
Download or read book The Vamp for Me Part Two A Box Set written by Bailey Bradford and published by Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD). This book was released on 2019-09-10 with total page 410 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Vamp for Me: Part Two Don't Drink the Holy Water Being left for dead sure has a way of changing a man. All West wanted was one night of fun. He'd taken on the responsibility of raising his younger siblings after their parents died, had done so out of love, but he was a young man and he just wanted a chance to live like one for a few hours. It almost cost him his life. It certainly meant his life was changed forever, and along with his life, the lives of his siblings. They were all exposed to a secret world they'd never known existed. Vampires. Human children living alongside vampires...seemed unusual. Claude, the coven leader who saved West and his brothers and sisters, doesn't have accommodations for kids. He finds one coven in the country that does, and sets about making a home there for West and his family. Before he sends West away, West meets an intriguing man, Axel, whom he encounters again months later. The attraction between them is strong, but there is more to consider than just how sexy Axel is. Nothing in life is easy, whether you're a vampire or a human. The Trouble with Mirrors A little sass and a perfect ass can land a vamp in a sticky situation... Paolo has watched his friends and coven leader find mates, their other halves. He's ready to find someone just for him, though that means getting out and actually going somewhere. When his coven leader, Claude, asks him to help out with a bit of a spy mission, Paolo agrees. He puts on his sexiest—and skimpiest—club outfit and dives right in. But the mission brings him head to head with his coven's worst enemies, the Dark Slayers. And when he finds himself attracted to one who's about to be initiated against his will, Paolo can't resist helping the man out...and having some really hot sex while he's at it. Then the Dark Slayers find them... That's One Cross Vamp Death, taxes and vampires—the three certainties in Erin's life. Erin Meyers knows all about the existence of vampires. He's the guy who helped his twin brother Andrew find true love with the kilt-wearing Radney. Erin's used sex as a way to run from his emotions for a long time. It's become a habit that he's finally caught on to, and he's growing tired of it. In fact, he's growing tired too easily in general. A doctor's visit leaves him fearing for his life. When he encounters a friendly vamp he knows out at the club, Erin breaks his no-vamps rule and takes Jude home with him. Together, they burn up the sheets, and Erin finds himself willing to spend more than one night with Jude. Soon, a relationship blooms, but the bad news Erin gets might put an end to any dreams he had for the future.
