Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-20 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Monkey Jokes Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest monkey jokes in the world! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains over 100 funny monkey jokes! WARNING: This MASSIVE assortment of monkey jokes is extremely hilarious and may cause you to go bananas! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What do you feed a 600 pound gorilla? A: Anything it wants! HAHA! Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! LOL! Q: What did the monkey call his first wife? A: His prime-mate! HAHA! Q: If you throw an ape into the Great Lakes, what will it become? A: Wet! LOL! Q: Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? A: The elevator men are on strike! 100+ funny and hilarious monkey jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your monkey friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about monkeys will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Monkey around and click 'buy' to get your hands on a copy today!

Download or read book Monkey and Gorilla Jokes written by Kid's Corner Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-08 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you ready for the best Monkey Jokes and Riddles for Kids? Below are sample jokes that you will find inside the book. Take a sneak peak: Q: What kind of a key opens a banana? A: A monkey Q: What key won't open any door? A: A monkey Q: What did the banana say to the monkey? A: Nothing, bananas can't talk Q: What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail? A: It won't be long now. Q: What do monkeys do for laughs? A: They tell jokes about people. You'll find more of them when you buy the book. ***Read it FREE With Kindle Unlimited or Prime Membership*** Don't have kindle? No worries! Read it on your PC, Mac, Tablet or Smartphone! Download your copy NOW (click BUY NOW WITH 1-CLICK) or READ it FREE with Kindle Unlimited or Prime Membership. TAGS:animal jokes, kids book, childrens book, kid's book, children's book, puzzles, activity book, riddle book, brain teasers,kid's books, best jokes, best jokes and riddles, family riddles, family riddles for kids, clean jokes for kids, funny jokes, ultimate memes, tongue twister, knock knock jokes, big book of jokes, giant book of jokes, silly jokes, funny monkey jokes for kids

Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-10 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Monkey Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean monkey jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about monkeys. With cute and silly monkey illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny Monkey Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Fun mazes and puzzles included Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do you feed an 800 pound gorilla? A: Anything he wants to eat! ~LOL!~ Q: Why did the army general want to hire apes for combat? A: They are excellent at waging gorilla-warfare! ~HAHA!~ Q: How do you make a gorilla float? A: Two scoops of ice cream, some soda, and a very tasty gorilla! This funny joke book is full of monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about monkeys, apes, and gorillas will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Mike Mains and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-02 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tickle your funny bone with these laugh-a-minute monkey jokes for kids! Monkeys, apes, gorillas, even chimps, they're all here waiting to entertain you. Kids love monkeys and they're guaranteed to go bananas over the world's first and funniest collection of monkey jokes. Are you ready for a gorillian laughs? Then stop monkeying around and get this book! For kids, and for their parents who love them. Humor Makes the World Go Round Do smiling children make you smile? Do laughing children make you laugh? Do you need a good laugh yourself? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then treat yourself to a wholesome gift with a copy of this book. For kids, for adults, for anyone who needs a laugh. Did you know that it's impossible to feel animosity towards someone with whom you've just shared a laugh? Humor can heal the world. Children laugh dozens of times a day. Adults, not so much. While I wrote this joke book for kids, I suspect that adults need it even more. Become a playful child again. Laugh with abandon. Make the little children around you laugh. The smiles on their faces will melt away your stress and bring a huge smile to your own face. Looking to meet or impress that special someone in your life? Nothing succeeds like humor. Tell that special guy or gal a joke from this book and laugh your way into their heart. I've purposely priced this book so that anyone, regardless of their financial situation, can afford it. I don't want anyone who needs a good joke book to go without one due to a lack of funds. The Kindle edition of this joke book for kids isn't $6.99, or $5.99, or even $4.99. It's a teeny-weeny $2.99 (what a bargain). For that you're getting an entire book of monkey jokes, many of them never heard before. I know, because I invented many of the jokes myself. Even more, this book is enrolled with the Kindle Matchbook plan. That means if you buy the paperback version of this book, you get the kindle version absolutely free! (What a deal.) If you've read this far, then you are obviously a rare and special soul with a scintillating sense of humor. If you're in need of a quick laugh, check out the Look Inside feature for this book. If you find yourself smiling or laughing out loud, then you're the person I wrote this book for. The world's funniest collection of monkey jokes ever assembled is only a click away. About the Author Mike Mains is the author of the wildly popular North Hollywood Detective Club mystery series. Thousands of fans around the world have thrilled to these stories of mystery, suspense and intrigue. Here's what a few of them have to say: 5 Stars! My 10 year old son has enjoyed all 3 books. He just finished "The Case of the Christmas Counterfeiters" and loved it. He says "It is intriguing and leaves you in suspense." "When it seems that there is no hope, something cool happens!" "I highly recommend this book!" 5 Stars! I loved the action and the mystery that he used. Like how it was one mystery than the book changed and then there was another mystery 5 Stars! My 13 year-old daughter loves this series. 5 Stars! I bought this book for my son and read a few pages just to check it out. A funny thing happened, though. I couldn't stop reading it. Every chapter is a cliff hanger and I had to keep turning the page. 5 Stars! My 12 year old read this on my old kindle & he loved it! Books for kids, books for boys, books for girls, books for kids 5-8, joke books for kids, monkey books.

Download or read book The Invisible Gorilla written by Christopher Chabris and published by Harmony. This book was released on 2011-06-07 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reading this book will make you less sure of yourself—and that’s a good thing. In The Invisible Gorilla, Christopher Chabris and Daniel Simons, creators of one of psychology’s most famous experiments, use remarkable stories and counterintuitive scientific findings to demonstrate an important truth: Our minds don’t work the way we think they do. We think we see ourselves and the world as they really are, but we’re actually missing a whole lot. Chabris and Simons combine the work of other researchers with their own findings on attention, perception, memory, and reasoning to reveal how faulty intuitions often get us into trouble. In the process, they explain: • Why a company would spend billions to launch a product that its own analysts know will fail • How a police officer could run right past a brutal assault without seeing it • Why award-winning movies are full of editing mistakes • What criminals have in common with chess masters • Why measles and other childhood diseases are making a comeback • Why money managers could learn a lot from weather forecasters Again and again, we think we experience and understand the world as it is, but our thoughts are beset by everyday illusions. We write traffic laws and build criminal cases on the assumption that people will notice when something unusual happens right in front of them. We’re sure we know where we were on 9/11, falsely believing that vivid memories are seared into our minds with perfect fidelity. And as a society, we spend billions on devices to train our brains because we’re continually tempted by the lure of quick fixes and effortless self-improvement. The Invisible Gorilla reveals the myriad ways that our intuitions can deceive us, but it’s much more than a catalog of human failings. Chabris and Simons explain why we succumb to these everyday illusions and what we can do to inoculate ourselves against their effects. Ultimately, the book provides a kind of x-ray vision into our own minds, making it possible to pierce the veil of illusions that clouds our thoughts and to think clearly for perhaps the first time.

Download or read book 400 Funny Jokes written by Johnny Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-06-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 400+ Funny Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 400+ funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Bird Jokes Bug Jokes Cat Jokes Cow Jokes Dinosaur Jokes Elephant Jokes Fish Jokes Food Jokes Frog Jokes Horse Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Monkey Jokes Pig Jokes Rabbit Jokes School Jokes Snake Jokes Sports Jokes From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down? A: They quack up! HAHA! Q: What type of tool did cave men use? A: A dino-saw! LOL! Q: What food is good for the brain? A: Noodle soup! HAHA! Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! LOL! Q: What is a runner's favorite subject in school? A: Jog-raphy! 400+ Funny Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) This MASSIVE collection of 400+ funny jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today! Tags: animal, animals, jokes, chicken, chickens, cow, cows, pig, pigs, horse, horses, online, animal jokes online, book, books, ebook, funny, ebooks, comedy, hilarious, joke book about animals, baby animals, animal books, kids joke book, children's joke book, ebook, laugh, kids jokes, kids joke books, animal book, farm animal book, childrens joke book, childrens joke books, laughing, lol, haha, best jokes, funniest jokes, farm animal jokes, funny jokes, funny joke, hilarious, jokes online, reptiles, amphibians, comedy, hilarious jokes, mammals, laugh, laughing, clean jokes, clean jokes for kids, free joke book, free jokes, free gift included, best jokes, funniest jokes, in the world, farm animals, farm, farms, farm animal, kids jokes about animals, animal book, free gift included, free joke book download, free joke book, kindle unlimited books for kids, kindle unlimited, funny jokes, jokes for kids, kids jokes, ages 4-8, ages 6-8, preschool, early reader, beginner readers, funny animal books, kindle book, kindle joke book, jokes for kids, kids jokes, childrens jokes, funny jokes

Download or read book Guess the Primate written by Kari Noel and published by Gray Duck Creative Works. This book was released on 2020-08-06 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ten mystery primates put themselves out there in this book. They show their most flattering and unflattering features. For example, one points out its pretty red hair while another one calls attention to its big nose. Each primate hopes to be known by young readers.

Download or read book The Apes of Wrath written by Richard Klaw and published by Tachyon Publications. This book was released on 2013-01-08 with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the Rue Morgue, the jungles of Tarzan, the fables of Aesop, and outer space, the apes in these seventeen fantastic tales boldly go where humans dare not. Including a foreword from Rupert Wyatt, the director of Rise of the Planet of the Apes, this provocative anthology delves into our fascination with and fear of our simian cousins. “Evil Robot Monkey” introduces a disgruntled chimp implanted with a chip that makes him cleverer than both his cohort and humans alike. In “Murders in the Rue Morgue,” a murder mystery unravels with the discovery of a hair that does not appear quite human. Merging steampunk with slapstick, “The Ape-Box Affair” has a not-so-ordinary orangutan landing on Earth in a spherical flying ship—where he is promptly mistaken for an alien. King Kong sets a terrible example with booze and Barbie dolls in “Godzilla’s 12-Step Program.” If you’ve ever wondered what makes humans different from apes, soon you’ll be asking yourself, is it even less than we think?

Download or read book The Treehouse Joke Book 2 written by Andy Griffiths and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2021-05-27 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find the perfect silly joke in this collection from Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton, the creators of the internationally bestselling Treehouse series. Q: How do monkeys make toast? A: They put it under a gorilla! Q: What's grey and powdery? A: Instant elephant mix! From Bears to Birds, Penguins to Pirates, School to Space, The Treehouse Joke Book 2 is packed full of hilarious jokes and silly one-liners that will make anyone laugh their socks off. The perfect gift for any Treehouse fan, join Andy and Terry as they find the ideal joke for any occasion!

Download or read book Grease Monkey written by Tim Eldred and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2008-02-19 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mac Gimbensky is an eight hundred pound intelligent gorilla and expert fighter mechanic on the flagship Fist of Earth, where, with the help of his cadet assistant Robin Plotnik, he maintains the ships of the all-female Barbarian Squadron.

Download or read book Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know written by Mat Waugh and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-25 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bumper collection of funny jokes for 8 year olds. Illustrated throughout and easy-to-read, it's the perfect gift for reluctant readers and budding young comedians.

Download or read book Monkey Business written by Kathy Snow Guillermo and published by . This book was released on 1993 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The case that launched the animal rights movement. Working undercover at a research laboratory in 1981, Alex Pacheco's discoveries led to the first criminal prosecution for animal cruelty against a medical researcher.

Download or read book The Enormous Book of Hot Jokes for Kool Kids written by Andy Jones and published by . This book was released on 2018-01-22 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of funny jokes and silly gags, THE ENORMOUS BOOK OF HOT JOKES FOR KOOL KIDS is a bestseller that's bound to make you laugh! Now in B-format. Andy Jones collected hundreds of the hottest jokes, rhymes and riddles as he travelled around the country with his children's entertainment show, and used them to make the ultimate joke book for kool kids! Ages: 6+

Download or read book Grumpy Monkey Freshly Squeezed written by Suzanne Lang and published by Random House Studio. This book was released on 2021-06-29 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This early graphic novel chapter book based on the #1 New York Times bestselling Grumpy Monkey is perfect for children who love the original picture books and are ready for the next step. Features hilarious dialogue, multiple panels per page, and a longer storyline to keep kids laughing all the way to the end! It's Wednesday! Which means it's time for Jim Panzee's weekly Wednesday walk. He wakes up, stretches a little, grabs his stress orange, and sets off. Jim's favorite part of the walk is the blissful silence. When he's alone, he can hear all the jungle sounds. Until . . . his best buddy, Norman, decides to join him. And before he knows it, Jim is followed by every animal in the jungle. It's all just too much. Now Jim and his not-so-helpful friends are on a quest across the jungle to find another stress orange before it is too late! A warm and funny chapter book graphic novel about how to handle all of life's ups and downs from the creators of the #1 New York Times bestselling Grumpy Monkey. Look for more graphic reader grumpiness in Grumpy Monkey Who Threw That?

Download or read book Shifting the Monkey written by Todd Whitaker and published by Triple Nickel Press. This book was released on 2012 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone has responsibilities, obligations, and problems to deal with in the workplace and in life. Some people, however, have mastered the art of shifting those monkeys onto the backs of others. They claim they don t know how to solve a problem or do the task, they say they don't have time, they complain, they perform poorly, they find any and every way to avoid the work - and yet somehow, they're never held accountable. Instead, hardworking, loyal employees who care about results end up shouldering those burdens for their lazy or unmotivated colleagues. The slackers get just what they want - less work - while the best employees become alienated and overworked. Who is to blame for those misplaced monkeys? Shifting the Monkey shows how to shift an organization's focus from compensating for, excusing, and working around problem people to cultivating and rewarding the best employees. --Publisher.

Download or read book Gorilla written by Stephanie Turnbull and published by Big Beasts (Smart Apple). This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "An introduction on gorillas, the big beasts in Africa. Describes how gorillas move, find food, communicate, and care for their young"--Provided by publisher.

Download or read book Animal Madness written by Laurel Braitman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-06-10 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "For the first time, a historian of science draws evidence from across the world to show how humans and other animals are astonishingly similar when it comes to their feelings and the ways in which they lose their minds"--