Download or read book Momisms Coloring Book written by Daisy Jane and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Momisms Coloring Book - Hilarious Adult Coloring Book for Moms. This adult coloring book for mothers is great for the mom's who love coloring pretty patterns with funny witty mom sayings. Every mom picture is printed on its own 8.5 x 11 inch page. Make one of the best decisions for yourself this year and get a copy of this fantastic Momisms Coloring Book while you still can now.
Download or read book Momisms the Daily Struggle written by Your Quirky Aunt and published by Book Keepers. This book was released on 2018-03-12 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BEST COLORING BOOK FOR MOMS AND FUNNY GIFTS! Momism (n.): All the crazy sayings you have to yell to make sure your kids don't act on their random spurts of curiosity. Whether you have 5 minutes to spare or you just finally got the kids to bed and grabbed a glass of wine, this book is sure to be your best friend. Filled with hilarious sayings you're probably shouting all day, take a break and let your creativity flow! We highlight the good, the bad and the just plain silly. Kids make our hearts full and our heads hurt, but they are worth every second of our time, so sit back and laugh as you unwind to the reality of motherhood! Grab one for you and your friends, trust me, it is the perfect gift to bring a smile to a beautiful mama! Details: Soft, matte finish cover High-quality #60 stock paper Perfectly sized at 8x10 Single sided print
Download or read book Adult Coloring Book Momisms written by Stella Green and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-16 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect Gift idea for Mother's Day or as a present for any occasion.As children we heard these phrases daily, as mothers we are saying them now. These words are an integral part of the eternal struggle between parents and children. Some of them are funny, others are profound, and others still are enlightening. In this Adult Coloring Book you will find 30 such "momisms" adorned by beautiful mandala patterns, ideal to relax and mentally recover after a day with your children, or to prepare the battlefield if you are an expecting or a new mom, or perhaps simply as a nice and colorful way to remember those challenging moments now that your children are older. Whatever the reason, just enjoy.
Download or read book Momisms Adult Coloring Book written by Merchday Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-05-29 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: funny momisms Coloring Book for adult with Amazing and Super Fun mandala, floral pattern, Abstract line Illustrations and Hilarious mom sayings perfect Gift For Mother, Daughter, Moms or Moms to be. Product Details: 30 Unique Illustrations whit funny mom saying Matte Cover Finish Design Color Test Page Printed Single Sided Helps To Prevent Bleed-Through Large Format 8.5" x 11.0" Pages
Download or read book Adult Coloring Book of Momisms written by Jenny Art and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adult Coloring Book of Momisms - Hilarious Adult Coloring Book for Moms. This adult coloring book for mothers is great for the mom's who love coloring pretty patterns with funny witty mom sayings. Every mom picture is printed on its own 8.5 x 11 inch page. Make one of the best decisions for yourself this year and get a copy of this fantastic Adult Coloring Book of Momisms while you still can now.
Download or read book Momisms the Daily Struggle written by Outrageous Katie and published by Swear Word Coloring Book. This book was released on 2016-07-08 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Mom Isms written by Bs Books LLC and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MOM-ISMS is a great gift for Mother's Day, new moms to be or even siblings so you can laugh together about when your mom said them. This compact and travel-friendly book is the perfect companion for those moments of downtime, whether you're at home or on the go. The MOM-ISMS Coloring Book offers a wide range of designs, from gently intricate to pleasantly straightforward, ensuring that every artist, regardless of skill level, can dive in and find their flow. Great for relaxing, stress relief or a quiet moment to yourself Appropriate for all ages and skill levels Single-sided pages to prevent bleed-through (if using markers, please put a protective sheet behind the page you are coloring) Part of the Easy Breezy Coloring Collection 8 x 10 inches
Download or read book Mom s Laugh Lines written by Leonard Frank del Corral and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-12-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Unwind with 'Mom's Laugh Lines', a unique coloring book that blends relaxation with laughter. This delightful collection of hilarious mom quotes offers a light-hearted escape from the daily hustle, perfect for every mom who deserves a chuckle!" "Inside, you'll find pages adorned with whimsical designs and witty mom-isms. Each page invites you to color away stress while chuckling at the all-too-relatable quotes about motherhood. From the joys to the oops moments, every quote captures the essence of being a mom." Benefits and Features: 12 Original Funny Quotes: Hand-picked for maximum giggles. Beautiful, Relaxing Patterns: Surrounding each quote for a tranquil coloring experience. Single-Sided Pages: To prevent bleed-through and allow for easy framing. A Great Gift for Moms: Perfect for Mother's Day, birthdays, or just because. "Grab your colored pencils and join the fun! 'Mom's Laugh Lines' isn't just a coloring book; it's a mini-retreat for every mom needing a smile. Add it to your cart now and let the laughter begin!"
Download or read book From One Mom to a Mother written by Jessica Urlichs and published by Jessica Urlichs: Early Motherhood Poetry & Prose Collection. This book was released on 2022-02-20 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ** Hardback includes 20 bonus pages of additional poetry!** "I want to tell you everything I know carry you and guide you yet somehow, as your tiny finger points to things in wonder and your eyes meet mine the paradigm shifts I once thought I was to show you the world when all along you came to show me." Poignant, raw and beautifully honest pieces on motherhood. This book comprises 55 poems and prose including viral pieces, 'Dear Mama' & 'I Would Tell Her'. Jessica Urlichs shares her truths from a vulnerable place of becoming a new Mother. Written from the heart, Jessica's words are inspirational and relatable. 'From One Mom to a Mother' is written in a refreshingly honest tone that will touch the soul of so many on this same beautiful, yet challenging journey. Whether you laugh or cry you will put it down feeling less alone and having made a friend in a book . Jessica shares her passion and love for her children on this tale of self discovery, that two people were born that day. "Your writing can bring a tear to my eyes or a smile to my face, it really helps me feel less alone". "You put words to feelings I didn't know I had". "I've never read such incredible words like you write to describe becoming a mother and being a mother" "Your book and words have saved me over and over again" 'From One Mom to a Mother' is the first book in Jess's collection of poetry with 'All I See is You' being her second and her third and final in the series, 'My After All'. Combined, Jess's poetry books have sold tens of thousands worldwide. Jessica is also a best selling author of 'The Rainbow In My Heart', a children's picture book on emotions. Jess's poems can also be found on Etsy! www.jessicaurlichs.com
Download or read book Losing Mom written by Cynthia Ryan and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2014 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author Cynthia Ryan offers a heartfelt glimpse into the experience of losing a parent to Alzheimer's disease. She shares the realities and heartbreak of her mother's experience, one that was both enhanced and complicated by their complex mother-daughter relationship and family dynamics. Shy and distant, but also independent, her mother didn't often find joy in the roles of wife and mother. The trials of a scarred childhood, marked by poverty and an alcoholic father, made true happiness elusive for her mother. On Christmas Eve of 2000, Cynthia started to see noticeable changes in her mother. A devoted grandmother, she had never forgotten to buy presents for one of her grandchildren-until that day. What's more, she spent the day pouting, because the family was celebrating Christmas one day early. Over the coming months, her behavior grew increasingly erratic and forgetful; she became agitated more and more easily. Cynthia finally took her mother to the doctor, where everyone's worst fears were confirmed: Alzheimer's. In this memoir, Cynthia shares their journey of understanding, forgiveness, blessings, healing, and renewed love. She celebrates her mother's life, even as it spiraled out of her control.
Download or read book Mom for President written by E. Guzik and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE PERFECT GIFT! Momism: a statement or question that is typical of what a mother would say to a child Each quote is on a beautiful color photo or color page frame. Included are typical momisms like, "Let's play the quiet game." What if a presidential candidate had that for their slogan? Maybe that would be a perfect! Presidential slogans, throughout history, are also included. It is amazing how much they sound like a momism! Hilarious! Sounds just like my mom! What does your mom say that could be used as a presidential slogan? Probably more than you think! Not so sure? Well, along with "momisms," I have also included several U.S. presidential slogans. Those slogans could be your mother talking to you! E. K. Guzik is a humor author. She lives in Virginia and draws upon her experiences as a wife, mother, daughter, and educator.
Download or read book Losing Mom written by Cynthia Ryan and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2014-01-23 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author Cynthia Ryan offers a heartfelt glimpse into the experience of losing a parent to Alzheimers disease. She shares the realities and heartbreak of her mothers experience, one that was both enhanced and complicated by their complex mother-daughter relationship and family dynamics. Shy and distant, but also independent, her mother didnt often find joy in the roles of wife and mother. The trials of a scarred childhood, marked by poverty and an alcoholic father, made true happiness elusive for her mother. On Christmas Eve of 2000, Cynthia started to see noticeable changes in her mother. A devoted grandmother, she had never forgotten to buy presents for one of her grandchildrenuntil that day. Whats more, she spent the day pouting, because the family was celebrating Christmas one day early. Over the coming months, her behavior grew increasingly erratic and forgetful; she became agitated more and more easily. Cynthia finally took her mother to the doctor, where everyones worst fears were confirmed: Alzheimers. In this memoir, Cynthia shares their journey of understanding, forgiveness, blessings, healing, and renewed love. She celebrates her mothers life, even as it spiraled out of her control.
Download or read book If You Give a Mommy a Glass of Wine written by Renee Charytan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-04-19 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A parody of "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" by Laura Numeroff.
Download or read book Trading Places written by Sandra Bullock Smith and published by Sandra Bullock Smith. This book was released on 2015-11-17 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Caring for an elderly parent can be extremely challenging. The role reversal involved is emotionally and intellectually demanding, and many caregivers find themselves unprepared to undertake such a difficult task. In Trading Places: Becoming My Mother's Mother, author Sandra Bullock Smith shares her personal experiences spending ten years caring for her ailing mother. This heartfelt look at the trials and tribulations of that decade offers powerful insight and encouragement for anyone entering into a similar period of life. Smith's touching stories share the heartbreaking, and sometimes comical, moments she experienced while providing assistance to her aging parent-and how they mirrored similar events from her own childhood. In a very real sense, the two women traded places. Smith found herself uttering phrases she heard all too often as a child, such as, "Don't give your food to the dog" and, "You've had enough sugar today." Smith began jotting down the things she said, and thus this charming book was born. Filled with respect, compassion, and love, this uplifting and amusing memoir is for anyone involved in elder care or who may face the role in the future.
Download or read book Complete Poems written by Bacchylides and published by Greenwood. This book was released on 1976 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Hedging Death written by Stacey Jernigan and published by White Bird Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2022-03-22 with total page 1 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Judge Avery Lassiter is back—this time engulfed in a story of death, debt, and deception in Dallas. First, a wealthy Texas hedge fund manager, Cade Graham, is suspected of insurance fraud and mysteriously goes missing in Mexico. He is believed to have faked his own death. Meanwhile, a brilliant young inventor in the infectious disease space, Dmitry Basayev, who received funding from Cade Graham, is suspected of a massive Ponzi scheme—being litigated in Judge Lassiter’s court—and likewise goes missing. Are their disappearances connected, and how are they linked to the man who tried to kill Judge Avery Lassiter and other judges and lawyers three years ago? And who will find them first—Max Lassiter or the Mexican crime cartels that they have double-crossed? “The triple D’s—deceit, death, and double-cross—make for an engrossing read in Hedging Death, an exciting legal thriller written by Stacey Jernigan. . . . Legal thrillers are a dime a dozen. Some are mired down by too much legal-speak while others are weighed down by complicated narrative and characters that don’t engage much in the way of reader interest. Thankfully, Stacey Jernigan has given her readers an intelligent thriller.” —Readers’ Choice “This is a fast-paced legal thriller. . . Full of courtroom drama, surprises and an explosive ending, the new work is a dandy. . . Readers will learn much about the goings-on in a trial court and in the chambers. . . The novel is crisply written and just in time for a summer reading. . . Hedging Death is Judge Jernigan’s second work. It is not unusual for one’s second book to become an author’s claim to fame (consider Harper Lee or John Grisham). One can hope the same for this interesting legal novel.” —ABI Journal
Download or read book In The Club written by Helene Weston and published by Bonnier Zaffre Ltd.. This book was released on 2022-02-03 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This illustrated gift title is for expectant parents or frazzled new parents who might need a little support during their first year of parenthood. Featuring Helene the Illustrator's honest illustrations, each chapter looks at the different aspects of life with a new baby, from the first days of the newborn bubble through to the unbelievable milestone of their first birthday. Helene began illustrating her experiences of motherhood after the birth of her daughter. She found herself frequently scrolling through Instagram and finding she couldn't relate to the picture-perfect mothers who littered her feed. She started sharing her art and was stunned by the response she received, from new parents who felt just like she did. Helene's supportive, honest, empowering (and sometimes sweary) account of life with a new child unites parents from around the globe. While all parents, babies and births are different many of the emotions of new parenthood are universal. We are not alone, we're all in the same club and we've all got to do what we've got to do. We're all just making it up as we go along, hoping for the best! In The Club is the hug, hot cup of tea - or massive glass of wine - that new parents who feel overwhelmed and under-qualified need.
