Download or read book Mom Jokes written by Lisa Beth Johnson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The authors of Okay, Boomer deliver much-needed one-liners, puns, lists, and real-life tweets to lighten the load—and life—of moms everywhere. Moms need their laughs just as much as anyone, especially when they have to relieve the stress of cranky kids, oblivious spouses, and the challenges of balancing work and family while keeping it all together—at least on the surface! Mom Jokes is a collection of more than 300 snarky, sassy, and witty jokes for moms, such as . . . Every Mother’s Day my children make me breakfast in bed. Good thing I taught them how to make bottomless mimosas. What’s the difference between me when I’m nine months pregnant and a supermodel? Nothing, because my husband values his life. The good thing about going back to work after having kids is that you have your mom boss voice perfected. I thought my seven-year-old was mature enough to feed our goldfish—and he is—he just isn’t mature enough to know they don’t eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. From family life and the daily grind to food and entertainment, this collection of jokes nails the ups and downs of motherhood, giving moms light-hearted moments to get through the heavy lifting.

Download or read book Best Mom Jokes Ever written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class... She said I should get a ladder! Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello... the ocean just waves back! If you love arguing about why it’s important to wear a coat when it’s 12 degrees outside... you should be a mom! There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times... a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Mom Jokes. Ever.! Get ready for eyerolls, head shakes, and "aha" moments as you navigate through these mom jokes that make little truths so funny. If you think you’ve heard every mom joke in the book, think again. Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing up your hands and declaring, “Because I said so!”

Download or read book Mom this Joke s for You written by Judy Brown and published by Ronnie Sellers Productions. This book was released on 2004 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Successful editor, comedy writer and author Judy Brown (Joke Soup and Joke Stew), has brought together some of the best one liners about parenthood in thie new book Mom: This Jokes For You. The jokes are written by some of the top comedians of our time, including Rodney Dangerfield, Joan Rivers, George Carlin, Jerry Seinfeld and more. Featuring chapters such as "They Call It Labor For A Reason", this colorful gift/humor books include all the traditional favorite one-liners about pregnancy, new parents, the teenage years and more.

Download or read book Mommy Cusses written by Dorman Serena and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-06-25 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account

Download or read book 150 Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes written by Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-25 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Gift: Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Hilarious Jokes About Yo Mama! Yo momma is so fat...when she did a push-up, planet Earth went down! These yo momma jokes are terrible. Terribly funny! This collection of Yo Mama jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes' In this book, you will find: - 150+ Super Funny Yo Momma Jokes - 35+ Silly Illustrations - All in color! Sample Jokes: Yo momma is so fat...when she fell in love she broke it! Yo momma is so ugly...when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application! Yo momma is so stupid...when I said, "Drinks are on the house," she got a ladder! Buy '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. So, are you ready for the funniest Yo Momma jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.

Download or read book 101 Mom Jokes written by Elias Hill and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-23 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here they are! More mom jokes. But not just silly pun jokes, or yo' mamma jokes, these jokes make light of parenting, spouses, and wine addiction. Get these funny jokes today for your mom. She'll be nodding in agreement as and cracking up at the truth behind the humor. Mom jokes, like dad jokes only smarter! Get your copy of 101 Mom Jokes Volume 2, today!

Download or read book 1001 Hilarious Mom Jokes and Wisecracks for Mothers and the Entire Family written by Sarah S Robbins and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Show off your comedic skills with these hysterically cringe-worthy mom jokes Don't you just love seeing your kids' exasperated reactions after an expertly delivered one-liner? Isn't it incredibly satisfying to provoke eyerolls with your intentionally cheesy puns? The stereotypically silly mom joke is the hallmark of every fun mom. Utterly uncool, perplexingly amusing, and painfully funny, they're guaranteed to induce both groans and guffaws from anyone who hears them. You can count on your reliable wisecracks to liven up any gathering and cheer up any mood. But if you've been telling the same old quips for the past years, why not update your repertoire with this collection of brilliantly lame, but ridiculously funny mom jokes? In 1001 Hilarious Mom Jokes and Wisecracks for Mothers and the Entire Family, you will discover: Corny mom jokes that are so bad, they're terribly good! Over 1,000 rib-ticklers to restock your arsenal of cheesy wisecracks Groan-inducing one-liners that only moms can get away with Cleverly witty quips to ease the tension in any situation, no matter how awkward Ingenious wordplay that will get your family's brains ticking and their sides aching with laughter The pun-niest lines that are sure to elicit laughs, even from the most humorless member of the family Entertaining trivia about famous mothers - find out how much you have in common with these celebrity moms And much more. Everyone just loves to hate on mom jokes. That's what makes them so irresistible. The grimaces and giggles you get from telling them makes delivering the jokes as much fun as hearing them. No wonder moms have stubbornly kept mom jokes alive, even after their wives and children have repeatedly told them to stop. Carry on the tradition of hilariously terrible mom jokes and leave your family in stitches. If you're looking for the perfect puns that are guaranteed to garner exasperated eyerolls and unbridled laughter from the entire family, then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button right now.

Download or read book Yo Momma Jokes For Kids written by Ben Runga and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-22 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for kids and moms with a sense of humor. These Yo Momma Jokes will have everyone giggling. Good humor can be clean and family-friendly too. Yo momma's so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo momma's so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border! Yo momma's so stupid that it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. This Yo Momma Jokes For Kids book is the perfect gift idea. Who doesn't love to laugh? It's help the body and the mind. In this book you'll find: 200+ Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes Clean humor for family-friendly fun Yo Momma So Fat Jokes Yo Momma So Poor Jokes Yo Momma So Skinny Jokes Yo Momma So Ugly Jokes And many more! Get your copy today!

Download or read book Mom Jokes 101 Funny Jokes Puns Texts and Stories for Moms written by Bluedale Bluedale Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-10 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT GIFT FOR MOM? If so then I hope you're ready to laugh/roll your eyes with your mom at these awesome mom jokes. Why do dads get to be the only ones telling silly jokes? We've decided to put an end to that with this book. So look no further, your mom is in good hands with a nice blend of humour, witty and downright silly. Features: 101 Jokes, Puns, One-Liners Including 4 Funny Mom Dialogue Stories Texting Mom Part 1 & 2 7 Things Mum Would Never Say 42 Pages 5 x 8 Book (Portable and Lightweight) Kindle E-book Available These mom jokes make the perfect gift idea for all moms especially on valentines, easter, Christmas, birthdays and mother's day. Give your mom a chance to laugh and showcase her witty side with this collection of jokes, puns, and stories. Guaranteed laughter for your mom and the entire family. Grab yours and let the laughs (and eye-rolls) commence!

Download or read book Jokes for Mum written by Share The Love Gifts and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-08-19 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q. Why is sleeping so easy? A. Because you can do it with your eyes closed. Jokes For Mums is packed full of clean but truly terrible jokes. You only get one mom, so why not give her the gift of laughter that she can share with the whole family. The book is an ideal present for mum, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, and she can think of you while telling a cheesy joke.

Download or read book Worlds Greatest MOM Jokes and Observations written by Andre Francis and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-10 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is Mom as funny as Dad? Well, we think she is. No matter if it's you Mom or Bonus Mom they look after you and care for you like no one else ever can. Give them this great gift for Mothers Day, Birthday, Christmas, or Special occasions. Moms are also full of humor, fun and hilarious sayings, and jokes that outshine Dads lame puns and jokes. Comedian Andre Francis, author of such books as Worlds Greatest Mom Jokes, 101 Saint Patrick's Day Jokes, Totally Amazing Christmas Jokes and The Best Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids bring us this new Joke book for Moms. He has compiled a collection of jokes and observations from Moms, including their own Mom! In this book that will make Moms nod in agreement and chuckle at the hilarious situations described. My nickname is Mom. But my full name is "Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom." You know you're a mom when picking up another human to smell their butt isn't only normal, but necessary. This book makes the perfect Mothers Day Gift or Present for your Mom or Bonus Mom.

Download or read book Minecraft Stories from the Overworld Graphic Novel written by Hope Larson and published by Dark Horse Comics. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From blocks to panels! Minecraft returns to comics in this stand-alone anthology collection of officially licensed, original comic stories! With tales of witch and pillager rivals finding common ground, a heartless griefer who bit off more than they could chew, and valiant heroes new (or not!) to the Overworld, this anthology tells tales that span the world of Minecraft. Featuring stories from star writers Hope Larson (Batgirl), Kevin Panetta (Zodiac Starforce, Bloom), Rafer Roberts (Modern Fantasy, Grumble), and Ian Flynn (Sonic, Mega Man) and exciting artists Meredith Gran (Octopus Pie) and more, this collection brings together stories from all realms, leaving no block unturned!

Download or read book Jokes for Mom written by Jo King and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn how to be the funniest, most wisecracking mom around! Mom, does your family drive you crazy? Do you enjoy complaining to your girlfriends about your husband and your in-laws? Do you need some inspiration for how to respond to your kids’ whining and begging? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you! This comedic collection of witty one-liners and sarcastic retorts is for any mom in need of a good laugh and some appreciation for all of her hard work. Included are jokes such as: Mother (noun): One person who does the work of twenty. For free. Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? Mom: I don’t know, dear, you’ll have to ask your grandma. There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times, a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! Jokes for Moms will leave you laughing out loud and rolling your eyes in agreement before you can even say, “Because I said so!”

Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes written by Puma Pants and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-09-14 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 of the Best and Most Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes on the Planet! This Book Makes a Fantastic Gift! Get Your Copy Today at This Low Price! Yo Mama Jokes - The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book with Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Yo Mama Jokes Ever had a "Yo mama" battle with someone and wished you have more insults that you could use to degrade their mother with? Well, here at Puma Pants, we know exactly how you feel. There's nothing quite like a good yo mama joke. It's strangely satisfying about insulting the character of someone we have never met just because they happen to be the mother of someone that we don't like! We really have narrowed these down to the 200 best mother insults we could find. After countless hours of research and reading, we have compiled a really comprehensive list of all of the very finest, cleverest and of course the most hilarious yo mama jokes on the face of this good earth! So get reading and fill you heard with the perfect ammunition for your next bout of mother insulting. Tags: yo mama encyclopedia, yo mama jokes encyclopedia, yo mama bible, yo mama jokes bible, yo mama jokes, yo mama so fat, yo mama jokes dirty, yo mama jokes for kids, funny yo mama jokes, slap yo mama, yo mama disses, yo mama so fat jokes, yo mamma jokes, good yo mama jokes, yo mama joke, funniest yo mama jokes, yo mamma, best yo mama jokes, dirty yo mama jokes, yo mama so stupid, the best yo mama jokes, funny jokes yo mama, hilarious yo mama jokes, yo mama show, yo mama so ugly, really funny yo mama jokes, yo mama jokes fat, the funniest yo mama jokes, yo mama funny jokes, yo momma jokes, clean yo mama jokes, mama jokes, yo mama jokes funny, best yo mama, your mama jokes, yo mama jokes best, yo mama jokes clean, yo mama fat jokes, top 10 yo mama jokes, yo moma jokes, yo mama so ugly jokes, momma jokes, fat jokes, yo mama jokes insults, top 100 yo mama jokes, your momma jokes, yo mama comebacks

Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes written by Jimmy Joker and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-22 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 300+ FUNNY YO MAMA JOKES! Get ready to laugh your tail off at these funny and hilarious yo mama jokes! You can be the life of the party and make everyone laugh while using these jokes. You are sure to win any yo mama joke battle! 300+ funny yo momma jokes Hilarious yo momma insults and humor Lots of funny jokes and entertainment Laugh until you cry at these funny yo momma jokes. All jokes separated into easy to find and convenient chapters: Chapter 1: Yo mama is so skinny... Chapter 2: Yo mama is so fat... Chapter 3: Yo mama is so old... Chapter 4: Yo mama is so short... Chapter 5: Yo mama is so tall... Chapter 6: Yo mama is so poor... Chapter 7: Yo mama is so ugly... Chapter 8: Yo mama is so stupid... Chapter 9: Yo mama is so lazy... Chapter 10: Yo mama is so hairy... Chapter 11: Yo mama is so bald... Chapter 12: More yo mama jokes... DID YOU KNOW? Laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! Share a funny joke with a friend today! Uses for funny jokes... Can aid in story-telling Great for conversation starters Improves conversation and social skills Can make others laugh, smile, and be more playful Can lighten tense moods and create rapport with others Jimmy Joker is the newest and best joke teller around. His jokes have made millions laugh worldwide! Whether it is a silly dialogue joke or a side-splitting one-liner, Jimmy Joker always provides a smile with his unique comedy and humor. Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!

Download or read book The 100 Best Yo Mama Jokes written by Jess Franken and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-24 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best Yo Mama Jokes: Yo Mama So Fat, Yo Mama So Ugly, Yo Mama So Stupid and many more!

Download or read book 101 Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes written by Johnny Riddle and published by Semsoli. This book was released on 2020-05-18 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Funny Jokes About Yo Momma! Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out! Everyone loves to laugh. Plus, laughing is healthy, too! That is why '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes' is the perfect gift book. This collection of Yo Mama jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes' In this book, you will find: - 100+ Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes - 25+ Funny Illustrations This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your friends, or simply want to have a good laugh! BUY: '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo mama is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list. Yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl! *** Buy '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes.' So, are you ready for the funniest Yo Momma jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.