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Book Mom Jokes

    Book Details:
  • Author : Lisa Beth Johnson
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 2021-03-09
  • ISBN : 1645171884
  • Pages : 196 pages

Download or read book Mom Jokes written by Lisa Beth Johnson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The authors of Okay, Boomer deliver much-needed one-liners, puns, lists, and real-life tweets to lighten the load—and life—of moms everywhere. Moms need their laughs just as much as anyone, especially when they have to relieve the stress of cranky kids, oblivious spouses, and the challenges of balancing work and family while keeping it all together—at least on the surface! Mom Jokes is a collection of more than 300 snarky, sassy, and witty jokes for moms, such as . . . Every Mother’s Day my children make me breakfast in bed. Good thing I taught them how to make bottomless mimosas. What’s the difference between me when I’m nine months pregnant and a supermodel? Nothing, because my husband values his life. The good thing about going back to work after having kids is that you have your mom boss voice perfected. I thought my seven-year-old was mature enough to feed our goldfish—and he is—he just isn’t mature enough to know they don’t eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. From family life and the daily grind to food and entertainment, this collection of jokes nails the ups and downs of motherhood, giving moms light-hearted moments to get through the heavy lifting.

Book Best  Mom Jokes  Ever

Download or read book Best Mom Jokes Ever written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class... She said I should get a ladder! Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello... the ocean just waves back! If you love arguing about why it’s important to wear a coat when it’s 12 degrees outside... you should be a mom! There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times... a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Mom Jokes. Ever.! Get ready for eyerolls, head shakes, and "aha" moments as you navigate through these mom jokes that make little truths so funny. If you think you’ve heard every mom joke in the book, think again. Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing up your hands and declaring, “Because I said so!”

Book 101 Mom Jokes

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  • Author : Elias Hill
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2017-08-23
  • ISBN : 9781975628192
  • Pages : 106 pages

Download or read book 101 Mom Jokes written by Elias Hill and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-23 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here they are! More mom jokes. But not just silly pun jokes, or yo' mamma jokes, these jokes make light of parenting, spouses, and wine addiction. Get these funny jokes today for your mom. She'll be nodding in agreement as and cracking up at the truth behind the humor. Mom jokes, like dad jokes only smarter! Get your copy of 101 Mom Jokes Volume 2, today!

Book My Dad s Jokes Are Very  Terribly  Awfully  Painfully  Bad

Download or read book My Dad s Jokes Are Very Terribly Awfully Painfully Bad written by Jacob Eckeberger and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).

Book Pretty Good Joke Book

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  • Author : Garrison Keillor
  • Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
  • Release : 2021-08-10
  • ISBN :
  • Pages : pages

Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.

Book Mommy Cusses

Download or read book Mommy Cusses written by Dorman Serena and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-06-25 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account

Book The 100 Best Yo Mama Jokes

    Book Details:
  • Author : Jess Franken
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2017-04-24
  • ISBN : 9781521148402
  • Pages : 123 pages

Download or read book The 100 Best Yo Mama Jokes written by Jess Franken and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-24 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best Yo Mama Jokes: Yo Mama So Fat, Yo Mama So Ugly, Yo Mama So Stupid and many more!

Book Yo Mama Jokes

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  • Author : Puma Pants
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2015-09-14
  • ISBN : 9781517345648
  • Pages : 42 pages

Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes written by Puma Pants and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-09-14 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 of the Best and Most Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes on the Planet! This Book Makes a Fantastic Gift! Get Your Copy Today at This Low Price! Yo Mama Jokes - The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book with Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Yo Mama Jokes Ever had a "Yo mama" battle with someone and wished you have more insults that you could use to degrade their mother with? Well, here at Puma Pants, we know exactly how you feel. There's nothing quite like a good yo mama joke. It's strangely satisfying about insulting the character of someone we have never met just because they happen to be the mother of someone that we don't like! We really have narrowed these down to the 200 best mother insults we could find. After countless hours of research and reading, we have compiled a really comprehensive list of all of the very finest, cleverest and of course the most hilarious yo mama jokes on the face of this good earth! So get reading and fill you heard with the perfect ammunition for your next bout of mother insulting. Tags: yo mama encyclopedia, yo mama jokes encyclopedia, yo mama bible, yo mama jokes bible, yo mama jokes, yo mama so fat, yo mama jokes dirty, yo mama jokes for kids, funny yo mama jokes, slap yo mama, yo mama disses, yo mama so fat jokes, yo mamma jokes, good yo mama jokes, yo mama joke, funniest yo mama jokes, yo mamma, best yo mama jokes, dirty yo mama jokes, yo mama so stupid, the best yo mama jokes, funny jokes yo mama, hilarious yo mama jokes, yo mama show, yo mama so ugly, really funny yo mama jokes, yo mama jokes fat, the funniest yo mama jokes, yo mama funny jokes, yo momma jokes, clean yo mama jokes, mama jokes, yo mama jokes funny, best yo mama, your mama jokes, yo mama jokes best, yo mama jokes clean, yo mama fat jokes, top 10 yo mama jokes, yo moma jokes, yo mama so ugly jokes, momma jokes, fat jokes, yo mama jokes insults, top 100 yo mama jokes, your momma jokes, yo mama comebacks

Book Jokes for Mum

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  • Author : Share The Love Gifts
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2018-08-19
  • ISBN : 9781725852754
  • Pages : 52 pages

Download or read book Jokes for Mum written by Share The Love Gifts and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-08-19 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q. Why is sleeping so easy? A. Because you can do it with your eyes closed. Jokes For Mums is packed full of clean but truly terrible jokes. You only get one mom, so why not give her the gift of laughter that she can share with the whole family. The book is an ideal present for mum, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, and she can think of you while telling a cheesy joke.

Book Yo Mama Jokes  the Huge Yo Momma Joke Book

Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes the Huge Yo Momma Joke Book written by Jenny Kellett and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-18 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yo Mama Jokes Following on from the best-selling The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book is Yo Mama Jokes: The Huge Book of Yo Momma Jokes, updated for 2017! Cram-packed full of only the best hand-picked yo mama jokes, this joke book for kids is the perfect way to insult momma's wherever you go. You'll feel bad for laughing, but you just can't help it! Included in Yo Mama Jokes: The Huge Book of Yo Momma Jokes are all your favorite yo momma joke categories, including: Yo momma is so fat... Yo momma is so ugly... Yo momma is so dumb... Yo momma is so hairy... Yo momma is so stupid... And many more.... Want a taster of what you'll be laughing at very shortly? Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each of her farts Yo mama is so ugly she has to creep up on water to get a drink Yo mama is so dumb when dad said it's chilly outside she brought a spoon and a bowl Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Seaworld to get baptized Yo mama is so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's ...and hundreds more of the best and funniest yo momma jokes! All jokes are clean, so the book is suitable for kids at parents' discretion. So if you're ready to laugh (and maybe even cry!), scroll up and click Buy Now to own the biggest and best yo mama joke book on Amazon!

Book Yo Mama So Fat

    Book Details:
  • Author : Charlie Crapper
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2019-08-26
  • ISBN : 9781688762664
  • Pages : 50 pages

Download or read book Yo Mama So Fat written by Charlie Crapper and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-26 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes Jam packed full of only the best kid friendly and laugh out loud funny yo mama so fat jokes, this book will have you rolling on the floor in laughter. This massive collection of over 250 yo mama so fat jokes will have you laughing out loud that's for sure. These yo mama fat jokes are jokes that you will laugh at until it hurts and we can confidently say this is the largest selection of yo mama so fat jokes ever assembled in one place. We hope you enjoy these yo mamma so fat gags - our collection of the very best yo mamma so fat jokes and puns. You're bound to laugh out loud at these great yo mamma so fat gags. Example jokes... Yo mama so fat she is a map on Call of Duty. Yo mama so fat her only friend on Facebook is McDonalds. Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller. Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on her diet pills. There are many, many more Yo Mama So Fat jokes that will keep you laughing until it hurts, so buy this kid friendly (no rude words) Yo Mama joke book now.

Book 150  Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes

    Book Details:
  • Author : Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books
  • Publisher : Independently Published
  • Release : 2019-10-25
  • ISBN : 9781702345347
  • Pages : 40 pages

Download or read book 150 Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes written by Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-10-25 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Christmas 2019 Gift: Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Hilarious Jokes About Yo Mama! Yo momma is so fat...when she did a push-up, planet Earth went down! These yo momma jokes are terrible. Terribly funny! This collection of Yo Mama jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes': In this book, you will find: 150+ Super Funny Yo Momma Jokes 35+ Silly Illustrations All in color! Sample Jokes: Yo momma is so fat...when she fell in love she broke it! Yo momma is so ugly...when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application! Yo momma is so stupid...when I said, "Drinks are on the house," she got a ladder! Buy '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. So, are you ready for the funniest Yo Momma jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.

Book Yo Mama Jokes

    Book Details:
  • Author : Jimmy Joker
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2016-06-22
  • ISBN : 9781534738348
  • Pages : 64 pages

Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes written by Jimmy Joker and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-22 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 300+ FUNNY YO MAMA JOKES! Get ready to laugh your tail off at these funny and hilarious yo mama jokes! You can be the life of the party and make everyone laugh while using these jokes. You are sure to win any yo mama joke battle! 300+ funny yo momma jokes Hilarious yo momma insults and humor Lots of funny jokes and entertainment Laugh until you cry at these funny yo momma jokes. All jokes separated into easy to find and convenient chapters: Chapter 1: Yo mama is so skinny... Chapter 2: Yo mama is so fat... Chapter 3: Yo mama is so old... Chapter 4: Yo mama is so short... Chapter 5: Yo mama is so tall... Chapter 6: Yo mama is so poor... Chapter 7: Yo mama is so ugly... Chapter 8: Yo mama is so stupid... Chapter 9: Yo mama is so lazy... Chapter 10: Yo mama is so hairy... Chapter 11: Yo mama is so bald... Chapter 12: More yo mama jokes... DID YOU KNOW? Laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! Share a funny joke with a friend today! Uses for funny jokes... Can aid in story-telling Great for conversation starters Improves conversation and social skills Can make others laugh, smile, and be more playful Can lighten tense moods and create rapport with others Jimmy Joker is the newest and best joke teller around. His jokes have made millions laugh worldwide! Whether it is a silly dialogue joke or a side-splitting one-liner, Jimmy Joker always provides a smile with his unique comedy and humor. Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!

Book Yo Momma Jokes For Kids

    Book Details:
  • Author : Ben Runga
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2019-05-22
  • ISBN : 9781099787393
  • Pages : 92 pages

Download or read book Yo Momma Jokes For Kids written by Ben Runga and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-22 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for kids and moms with a sense of humor. These Yo Momma Jokes will have everyone giggling. Good humor can be clean and family-friendly too. Yo momma's so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo momma's so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border! Yo momma's so stupid that it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. This Yo Momma Jokes For Kids book is the perfect gift idea. Who doesn't love to laugh? It's help the body and the mind. In this book you'll find: 200+ Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes Clean humor for family-friendly fun Yo Momma So Fat Jokes Yo Momma So Poor Jokes Yo Momma So Skinny Jokes Yo Momma So Ugly Jokes And many more! Get your copy today!

Book Jokes for Mom

    Book Details:
  • Author : Jo King
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 2019-05-07
  • ISBN : 1631584812
  • Pages : 165 pages

Download or read book Jokes for Mom written by Jo King and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn how to be the funniest, most wisecracking mom around! Mom, does your family drive you crazy? Do you enjoy complaining to your girlfriends about your husband and your in-laws? Do you need some inspiration for how to respond to your kids’ whining and begging? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you! This comedic collection of witty one-liners and sarcastic retorts is for any mom in need of a good laugh and some appreciation for all of her hard work. Included are jokes such as: Mother (noun): One person who does the work of twenty. For free. Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? Mom: I don’t know, dear, you’ll have to ask your grandma. There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times, a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! Jokes for Moms will leave you laughing out loud and rolling your eyes in agreement before you can even say, “Because I said so!”

Book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 5

Download or read book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 5 written by Thomas F. Shubnell and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-12 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a fifth to get you through the day? This raucous collection of the absolutely funniest, wittiest, cleverest, Mt. Everest of laughs, titters, silliness, and guffaws is it. The jokes, tidbits, and stories continue to sizzle. Not raw, but well done.

Book Animal Funny Jokes Book

Download or read book Animal Funny Jokes Book written by Ayir Riya and published by Mahesh Dutt Sharma. This book was released on 2023-12-06 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A decent snicker has extraordinary long-term impacts. At the point when you begin to snicker, it doesn't simply relieve your burden intellectually; it incites actual changes in your body. Chuckling can animate numerous organs. Chuckling upgrades your admission of oxygen-rich air, animates your heart, lungs, and muscles, and expands the endorphins that are delivered by your mind. Giggling can also energise the course and aid muscle unwinding, both of which help alleviate some of the actual side effects of pressure. Giggling may ease torment by making the body produce its regular painkillers. Giggling can also break the agony fit cycle caused by some muscle issues and increase personal fulfillment. Chuckling can likewise make it easier to adapt to tough spots. It additionally assists you with associating with others. Numerous individuals experience misery, at times, because of persistent illnesses. Chuckling can help diminish your downturn and nervousness and cause you to feel more joyful. This 'jokes book' of our own is a work to break down your stress in an answer of grins, laughs, and giggles.