Download or read book Might as Wool Alpaca Funny Book written by Ace Landers and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's time for an all-new "it" animal to take the stage! This new funny guidebook is "alpaca-ed" with funny jokes, memes, gags, and more! Meet Alpaca, a soft, fluffy animal who is absolutely not a llama. (That would be preposterous!) Alpaca will take you on an adventure through Alpacalandia―the most fun, secret world ever, that's built only for alpacas! (Hear that, llamas?) You'll get to read about Alpaca's favorite songs (like Alpacapella), favorite films (that Hairy wizard one is pretty good), and a whole lot more. After all, you might as wool! (Unless you're a llama.)
Download or read book Might As Wool written by Ace Landers and published by Scholastic Incorporated. This book was released on 2021-08-03 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's time for an all-new it animal to take the stage! This new funny guidebook is alpaca-ed with funny jokes, memes, gags, and more! Meet Alpaca, a soft, fluffy animal who is absolutely not a llama. (That would be preposterous!) Alpaca will take you on an adventure through Alpacalandia--the most fun, secret world ever, that's built only for alpacas! (Hear that, llamas?) You'll get to read about Alpaca's favorite songs (like Alpacapella), favorite films (that Hairy wizard one is pretty good), and a whole lot more. After all, you might as wool! (Unless you're a llama.)
Download or read book No Girls Allowed Dogs Okay written by Trudi Trueit and published by Aladdin. This book was released on 2010-02-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In No Girls Allowed (Dogs Okay), now available in paperback, Scab knows exactly what he wants: a dog. But if his “smart times ten” twin sister, Isabelle, keeps tattling on him, he’s never going to get his pet. The sister repellant spray he invents is effective and profitable—until a broken bottle spells mega-stinky disaster.
Download or read book Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold written by Jim Benton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-06-28 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews
Download or read book A Stack of Alpacas EBOOK written by Matt Cosgrove and published by Scholastic. This book was released on 2020-04-02 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Stack of Alpacasis the alpaca book of the year! Perfect for fans of Oi, Frog!and You Can't Take an Elephant on the Bus. Maccais an alpaca. He lovessplashing in puddles, and he gives the very bestcuddles - especially to his nieces and nephew. Except...his nieces and nephew are a whole lot of trouble! How will Uncle Macca tame this unruly trio? A heartwarming story of kindnessand family. Also in the series: Macca the Alpaca Macca's Christmas Crackers Alpacas with Maracas A Stack of Alpacas
Download or read book Miss Rosie S Miraculous Journey written by Kim Q. and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2017-04-27 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Miss Rosie, a small newborn alpaca, knew at the end of the day on July 17, there would be something special about her lifemilk bottles, leg braces, a large teddy bear, and a very special blankie. Could she and her human, Momma Q, understand and learn from each other? It would be the beginning of a beautiful and funny, heartfelt story that changed lives. Miss Rosies Miraculous Journey is one of uncertain changes, challenges, and acceptance no matter the obstacles to overcome. Miss Rosies triumph evokes the warm and humorous combination of Charlottes Web meets Hank the Cow Dog. But the greatest of these is love (1 Corinthians 13:13).
Download or read book What Could That Be written by Reza Dalvand and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 2020 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The spot of a leopard, a piece of a star, a lost horseshoe, what do you think that could be?
Download or read book Llamas Make Me Happy You Not So Much written by Funny Notebooks and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-11 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Llamas are having a major moment these days! Tackle the trend with a whimsical spin with this funny llama shirt decorated with a funny statement that reads: 'Llamas Make Me Happy You Not So Much'. Awesome for adults, men, women, kids, boys and girls. A great gift for christmas, a birthday, an anniversary, or any other present occasion. Get this present for the special person you don't like in your life.llama, unicorn, magic, fantasy, whimsy, whimsical, fancy, daydream, funny, humor, quote, wordplay, pun, funny, languages, translation, alpaca, hispanic, happiness, peace, comfort
Download or read book Pug s Got Talent A Branches Book Diary of a Pug 4 written by Kyla May and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bub, everyone's favorite pug, and his human, Bella, are back in their fourth Branches chapter book! Pick a book. Grow a Reader!This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line, Branches, aimed at newly independent readers. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina. Branches books help readers grow!Bub's human, Bella, is putting on a pet talent show! Bub can't wait to wow the audience with his skateboarding stunts, not to mention his snazzy costume. But when dress rehearsal doesn't go as planned, Bub finds that it's up to him -- and his archenemy Duchess the cat -- to make things right. Can he and Duchess work together to make sure the show goes on?With full-color artwork throughout, this funny and charming diary-format early chapter book is perfect for anyone who believes a furry pal is the best kind of friend.
Download or read book I Am Doug the Pug written by Megan Faulkner and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discusses the life and interests of social media star Doug the Pug.
Download or read book The Birthday Box written by Leslie Patricelli and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2009-09-08 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An imaginative young child has a wonderful time playing with a box he receives for his birthday. On board pages.
Download or read book Llamas Make Me Happy You Not So Much written by Funny Notebooks and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-20 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Llamas are having a major moment these days! Tackle the trend with a whimsical spin with this funny llama shirt decorated with a funny statement that reads: 'Llamas Make Me Happy You Not So Much'. Awesome for adults, men, women, kids, boys and girls. A great gift for christmas, a birthday, an anniversary, or any other present occasion. Get this present for the special person you don't like in your life.
Download or read book Children Make Terrible Pets written by Peter Brown and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Check out this bestselling, rollicking, and humorous twist on the classic "first pet" story about a young bear and her favorite pet boy! When Lucy, a young bear, discovers a boy in the woods, she's absolutely delighted. She brings him home and begs her mom to let her keep him, even though her mom warns, "Children make terrible pets." But mom relents, and Lucy gets to name her new pet Squeaker. Through a series of hilarious and surprising scenes, readers can join Lucy and Squeaker on their day of fun and decide for themselves whether or not children really do make terrible pets.
Download or read book Llamas Make Me Happy You Not So Much written by Funny Notebooks and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-14 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Llamas are having a major moment these days! Tackle the trend with a whimsical spin with this funny llama shirt decorated with a funny statement that reads: 'Llamas Make Me Happy You Not So Much'. Awesome for adults, men, women, kids, boys and girls. A great gift for christmas, a birthday, an anniversary, or any other present occasion. Get this present for the special person you don't like in your life.
Download or read book Llama Rama written by Ewen Ramshorn and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2017-10-12 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Llamas: handsome, hirsute, hilarious! This photographic and illustrated collection of llamas and alpacas will have you spitting with laughter. Get ready to llive, llaugh, llama!
Download or read book Doug the Pug written by Leslie Mosier and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2016-11-01 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Bestseller Doug the Pug is the king of pop culture. More than seven million adoring fans on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat can’t get enough of him. Doug spreads love everywhere he goes, and now with his literary debut, he’s coming to living rooms around the world. It’s hard to find a more well-connected pup than Doug. He’s homies with the hottest stars out there: Justin Bieber, Steven Tyler, Ed Sheeran, John Legend, and Chrissy Teigen, to name just a few. Did you catch him in Fall Out Boy’s latest music video? Doug can ball with the best of them. He’s a rising star and everyone’s favorite squishy face. Doug has made appearances at music festivals including Lollapalooza and the Billboard Hot 100 Music Fest, but he doesn’t let fame go to his head. Doug is a humble pug, but the people have asked for more, so he’s obliged with this awesome New York Times bestselling collection of photos. Doug is a fashion icon, a culinary gourmand, a music enthusiast, and an all-around happenin’ guy. This book is just a sneak peek at some of his greatest adventures so far. From his furry heart to yours, enjoy!
Download or read book Llamas Make Me Happy You Not So Much written by Funny Notebooks and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-15 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Llamas are having a major moment these days! Tackle the trend with a whimsical spin with this funny llama shirt decorated with a funny statement that reads: 'Llamas Make Me Happy You Not So Much'. Awesome for adults, men, women, kids, boys and girls. A great gift for christmas, a birthday, an anniversary, or any other present occasion. Get this present for the special person you don't like in your life.
