Download or read book May Contain Nuts written by John O'Farrell and published by Black Cat. This book was released on 2005 with total page 522 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The more Alice and Peter push their children, the more things there are to worry about. It's only when Alice disguises herself as her daughter in order to take a school entrance exam that she realizes the exhausting pressures the kids have been under.

Download or read book May Contain Buts written by Jonathan Meres and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 2015-06-04 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The eighth hilarious title in the award-winning, laugh-out-loud series, The World of Norm. Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he went to the toilet, just for something to do... But things can only get better, right? WRONG! If only Brian and Dave hadn't found Dad's million year old aftershave. If only Mikey wasn't feeling lower than a snake's backside. If only Chelsea would hurry up and move! It's all ifs and buts though. Or should that be whiffs and butts? Either way it's just so flipping unfair! With brilliantly funny illustrations throughout from Donough O'Malley. Praise for Jonathan Meres: 'Hilarious stuff from one of my comic heroes!' - Harry Hill 'Jonathan Meres is flipping funny!' - Eddie Izzard

Download or read book May Contain Nuts written by John O'Farrell and published by Open Road + Grove/Atlantic. This book was released on 2007-12-01 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious novel of a helicopter mom and dad is “a near-flawless caricature of 21st-century upper-middle-class parenthood” (Publishers Weekly). Alice never imagined she would end up like this, so anxious after hearing about the dangers of meteorites that she makes her children wear bike helmets in the wading pool. Her husband, David, has taught their four-year-old to list every animal represented in Prokofiev’s Peter and the Wolf. But the more they push their children, the more things there are to worry about. It seems no amount of gluten rationing or herbal teas can improve their children’s intellectual development, and as Alice’s eldest child looks set to fail her entrance exam for the exclusive private school on which her parents have pinned all their hopes, Alice decides to take matters into her own hands. With a baseball cap pulled low over her face, Alice shuffles into a hall of two hundred kids and takes the test in place of her daughter, her first exam in twenty years. From one of Britain’s bestselling comic novelists, praised by the New York Times for “a tart narrative voice and a delectably understated way with wisecracks,” May Contain Nuts is a provocative satire of the manic world of today’s hypercompetitive, overprotective families.

Download or read book May Contain Nuts written by Jonathan Meres and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 2011-09-01 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why on earth did Norm's family have to move, anyway? In their old house he'd never tried to pee in anything other than a toilet. And when Norm is in bed, he's kept awake by his dad snoring like a constipated rhinoceros! Will life ever get less unfair for Norm?

Download or read book Warning This Book May Contain Life written by Richard A. Kershaw and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002-09-05 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Someone once said that the contents of the average head would astound those that were brave enough to peep inside. This is that very journey. A humorous and satirical, yet thought provoking tale awaits you within the contents of these pages. This is a tale of lost love, forgotten dreams and banished hopes as we journey through the treacherous regions of the mind. There is madness and mayhem, laughter and tears. You may even find yourself on the way. Or lose yourself. The choice is yours. Just turn the pages. There’s a mirror on every one. There is chance that some may not return. But if a traveller you are, then a traveller you will always be. Perhaps it is time to venture inwards. But be warned; This book may contain life.

Download or read book Go Dairy Free written by Alisa Fleming and published by BenBella Books. This book was released on 2018-06-12 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If ONE simple change could resolve most of your symptoms and prevent a host of illnesses, wouldn't you want to try it? Go Dairy Free shows you how! There are plenty of reasons to go dairy free. Maybe you are confronting allergies or lactose intolerance. Maybe you are dealing with acne, digestive issues, sinus troubles, or eczema—all proven to be associated with dairy consumption. Maybe you're looking for longer-term disease prevention, weight loss, or for help transitioning to a plant-based diet. Whatever your reason, Go Dairy Free is the essential arsenal of information you need to change your diet. This complete guide and cookbook will be your vital companion to understand dairy, how it affects you, and how you can eliminate it from your life and improve your health—without feeling like you're sacrificing a thing. Inside: • More than 250 delicious dairy-free recipes focusing on naturally rich and delicious whole foods, with numerous options to satisfy those dairy cravings • A comprehensive guide to dairy substitutes explaining how to purchase, use, and make your own alternatives for butter, cheese, cream, milk, and much more • Must-have grocery shopping information, from sussing out suspect ingredients and label-reading assistance to money-saving tips • A detailed chapter on calcium to identify naturally mineral-rich foods beyond dairy, the best supplements, and other keys to bone health • An in-depth health section outlining the signs and symptoms of dairy-related illnesses and addressing questions around protein, fat, and other nutrients in the dairy-free transition • Everyday living tips with suggestions for restaurant dining, travel, celebrations, and other social situations • Infant milk allergy checklists that describe indicators and solutions for babies and young children with milk allergies or intolerances • Food allergy- and vegan-friendly resources, including recipe indexes to quickly find gluten-free and other top food allergy-friendly options and fully tested plant-based options for every recipe

Download or read book May Produce Gas written by Jonathan Meres and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 2012-10-04 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It seems like the whole world has gone mad. His dad's obsessed with gas, his best friend has come down with a case of hormones and his brother is in dire need of deodorant. Looks like there's going to be quite a stink. Is life still unfair for Norm? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY! Jonathan Meres follows up May Contain Nuts and May Cause Irritation with another laugh-out-loud story about Norm, a boy who can't understand why everything always seems unfair...

Download or read book Does a Bulldozer Have a Butt written by Derick Wilder and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2022-05-24 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Green Eggs and Ham meets Everyone Poops in this laugh-out-loud story that asks—and answers—the burning question in every kid's life. Does a scarecrow have a butt? Yep, you stuff him with a straw one. And does a crayon have a butt? Nope, but it can surely draw one. This silly, funny, clever book will be the most quoted text in all of elementary school. Over the course of a long walk across a city, one curious kid needs to know: "Does it have a butt?" Everything from sheep to ghosts to dinosaurs is subjected to this all-important question, and Dad is a never-ending source of answers. On a laugh-out-loud father-child ramble, we come to see that every butt, from a bullfrog's to a zombie's, has its own distinctive, and distinctively hilarious, quality. LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY: It's impossible to find a kid who doesn't giggle at the word "butt." The repetition of the word, the varied assortment of butts, and the clever rhymes make this a book that both parents and children will return to over and over again. A SNEAKY WAY TO TEACH ABOUT CONTEXT: The book isn't simply a repetition of one joke or word. Instead, it offers a crafty way of talking about what things mean in different contexts. SILLY AND SWEET, NOT GROSS: Butt jokes can potentially cross a line and become offensive or insensitive, but the tone and choices throughout this book are sweet and innocent, making it a unique, accessible option for parents and educators who want to normalize the asking of difficult questions. COUNT THE BUTTS! This book will change how you see the world: Not only will you start wondering about all inanimate objects' butts, you'll start seeing them everywhere! There are nearly 200 butts in the illustrations that aren't even mentioned in the text. Keen-eyed young readers will delight in the most hilarious seek-and-find they could ever imagine! Perfect for: • Parents • Grandparents • Educators and librarians • Fans of funny books

Download or read book All Buts Stink written by Motivation Made Easy Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The As It Happens Files written by Mary Lou Finlay and published by Vintage Canada. This book was released on 2009-10-27 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of Peter Gzowski’s The Morningside Papers comes a book that celebrates the great stories and personalities behind As It Happens. For eight years, Mary Lou Finlay had the pleasure of being the co-host of one of CBC Radio’s most enduring institutions. On any given day she and Barbara Budd interviewed people on subjects varying from the Air India investigation to a man who invented a suit that would withstand an attack from a grizzly bear to a cheese-rolling contest in Cheshire. The As It Happens Files gives us the great stories – the hilarious eccentrics, the audience favourites, the poignant moments – that make up, for many Canadians some of the fondest, most vivid memories of the last decade.

Download or read book Weave a Circle Round written by Kari Maaren and published by Tor Books. This book was released on 2017-11-28 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Madeleine L'Engle meets Stranger Things in this debut YA-friendly fantasy adventure about how the unexpected can move in next door

Download or read book Welcome to the World of Norm written by Jonathan Meres and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2016-02-25 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up with a half-Polish Cockapoo on his head. But that's OK. Because at least there's biking with his best friend Mikey to look forward to. Or at least there was until Norm discovers he has to stay in and wait for some stupid parcel to arrive. Just as well he hasn't got two irritating little brothers and the world's most annoying next door neighbour. Oh wait a minute. He has. Welcome to the world of Norm? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!

Download or read book This Is Your Life written by John O'Farrell and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-08-31 with total page 339 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's a big night at the London Palladium. As Jimmy Conway steps out blinking into the spotlights live on national television, he can't help wondering whether he should have perhaps shared his little secret with someone by now. Jimmy has never done any performing of any sort ever before... Just as 'bogus doctors' are occasionally discovered working in hospitals, Jimmy Conway has become a 'bogus celebrity'; winning an award for something he never did, being photographed in Hello! in someone else's house, and ultimately making a fool of the entire mad and shallow celebrity merry-go-round.

Download or read book Food Allergy Survival Guide written by Vesanto Melina and published by Book Publishing Company. This book was released on 2004 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A guide to food allergies that provides information on creating and maintaining a healthy intestinal boundary, related conditions, label reading, celiac disease, nutrition planning, and other related topics; and includes recipes.

Download or read book Your But s Too Big written by Travis Hearn and published by Deep River Books LLC. This book was released on 2016-01-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BUTS. We all have them. And we lug them around like a bag of bricks, building walls to keep away failure and hurt. \"But I'm too busy.\" \"But I'm unqualified.\" \"But what if I fail?\" Our But's have become TOO BIG and they're killing our success. We've become a society unable and unwilling to use our God-given talents to follow our dreams and true calling. But... there is good news. As senior pastor of one of the fastest growing churches in America, author Travis Hearn has watched people struggle against self-doubt, past failures, and unfair circumstances. Hearn shows that while we all face troubling times, our attitude dictates whether setbacks contribute to our larger BUTS, or if we will trust in the Lord and follow His plan for our lives. In Your But's Too Big, Hearn targets your excuses, using Scripture and biblical principles to strip your fears away. This book will help you trim down 10 of the biggest excuse-making Buts common to our culture today. Hearn provides practical and powerful inspiration and motivation to help whittle away those big buts and live a no-excuse life for Christ!

Download or read book THE DEMODEX SOLUTION The Ultimate 90 Day Treatment Program to Eliminate Demodex Mite Heal Skin Troubles Tackle Inflammation Naturally written by Dr. Anna Ivakhnenko and published by Amazon.com Services LLC . This book was released on 2023-11-01 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wondering if your skin concerns like acne, rosacea, red nose, pimples, and a range of other conditions could be linked to Demodex mites? Discover the ultimate solution in this comprehensive guide to regain your skin's health. Enter the microscopic world of Demodex mites and explore their potential connection to a myriad of skin conditions such as rosacea, blepharitis, seborrheic dermatitis, atopic dermatitis, eczema, pruritus, itchy skin, formication, a crawling sensation, redness, hair loss, androgenic alopecia, baldness, aging skin, rough skin, wide pores, freckles, spots, fine wrinkles, dermatosis, rash, and facial discoloration. Understand their triggers and profound impact on your skin's well-being. Discover a comprehensive arsenal of strategies – from holistic remedies to state-of-the-art medical treatments and tailored skincare regimens – all meticulously crafted to combat and conquer Demodex mites. The book delves into the "Demodex Diet," categorizing Yes, No, and Maybe foods that can impact Demodex overgrowth. It explores recipes and supplementation, presenting a step-by-step program for effective Demodex control. Uncover the power of Demodex fighting foods designed to support skin health and combat these microscopic intruders. Real-life stories, expert insights, and actionable steps await you, promising a transformative journey towards renewed skin confidence and improved overall well-being. Inside "The Demodex Solution" Understanding Demodex Mites Invisible Intruders: Explore the microscopic creatures dwelling on your skin. Impact on Skin: Learn how their presence might trigger a vast array of skin conditions. Combat Strategies Natural Healing: Embrace natural remedies and lifestyle adjustments to effectively control mites. Advanced Medical Treatments: Grasp the latest medical approaches simplified for easy understanding. Tailored Skincare Regimens: Implement specific routines to prevent mite proliferation. Insights and Support Real-Life Stories: Connect with individuals who have successfully battled Demodex-related conditions. Expert Advice: Gain insights from dermatologists and specialists offering practical guidance. Actionable Steps: Implement easy-to-follow strategies for immediate relief and long-term skin health. The Demodex Diet and Fighting Foods: Readers will be intrigued by the Demodex Diet, Yes-No-Maybe foods, and the revelation of Demodex fighting foods, equipping them with a powerful dietary tool in their fight against mites. Transformation Journey Regaining Confidence: Embrace a life where skin concerns no longer impact your confidence. Reclaiming Skin Health: Follow a clear path towards healthier skin and improved overall well-being.

Download or read book Management of Food Allergens written by Jacqueline Coutts and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2009-07-15 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the greatest challenges facing the food industry isproviding safe food to an ever-increasing number of allergicconsumers through a global supply chain. Approximately 2–4%of western adults and up to 10% of children are currently thoughtto be sensitive to food allergens, and the issue is of majorcommercial significance to food manufacturers. The market for‘free-from’ foods has grown dramatically in recentyears and the demand for gluten- and dairy-free foods shows no signof abating in the foreseeable future. This volume provides an overview of the safe management of foodallergens, aiming to help all those with a vested interest inunderstanding how to protect consumer health through goodmanufacturing practice and clear labelling advice. It examines therisk management systems and practices being adopted by the foodindustry to tackle the growing hypersensitivity of consumers to arange of food proteins. The various aspects of the subject areaddressed from a range of perspectives including that ofresearcher, food manufacturer, enforcement officer, clinician andconsumer. There will be an emphasis on the scientific analysis offood and environmental samples and their use in verifyingin-process controls and finished-product labelling claims. The bookis directed at food scientists and technologists based in industryand research, quality assurance personnel, clinicians and publichealth officials.