Download or read book Match Joke Book written by MATCH and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you love the Match Annual then you'll love Match! Joke Book. The world's BEST footie joke book with 100s of epic jokes, from the makers of the UK's #1 footie magazine! Why is Ronaldo's bedroom always tidy? Because he's not Messi! Why did the chicken run on to the pitch? Because the referee blew for a foul. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Filled with loads of awesome football jokes and incredible artwork, Match! Joke Book! will keep you laughing for days! Young footie fanatics will be chuckling through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals – this book is the perfect gift for any footy fan! Discover more football fun in this awesome series from Match! the UK's best football magazine – including MATCH! Football Records, MATCH! Puzzle Book, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

Download or read book Match Joke Book written by Macmillan Children's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-04-21 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover over four hundred of the funniest football jokes from the makers of Match! the UK's best football magazine – you'll laugh your football socks off! Match! Joke Book is a hilarious mix of football quips, puns, knock-knock jokes and shaggy-dog stories. The Sweetest Stars Sergio Agu-AERO (Manchester City) Lee KIT-KAT-termole (Sunderland) MARS Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) ROLO Touré (Liverpool) John TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE (Chelsea) Can you think of any more? Discover more footy fun in this awesome series, with MATCH! Incredible Stats and Facts, MATCH! Football Puzzles, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

Download or read book MATCH Joke Book written by Macmillan Children's Books and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The very best football jokes from the makers of the UK's best football magazine!

Download or read book Horrid Henry s Joke Book written by Francesca Simon and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers! These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Be horrid! Read Henry's jokes. Then tell them to the world!

Download or read book The Don t Laugh Challenge 10 Year Old Edition written by Billy Boy and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-19 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) - 10 Year Old Edition is HERE! Why did the t-shirt only text his girlfriend? He didn't like to COLLAR! Welcome to The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) (A.K.A. The BEST kids joke book and game)! If you are open-minded about your kids learning new jokes, becoming more self-confident, AND developing a stronger sense of humor then this book is for you, well really... THEM! I'm sure by now you have heard of The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) Joke Books Series, but in the rare case, you haven't, please allow me to explain what all of the fuss is about! The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) Joke Books are unlike any other joke books on the market! It is not meant to be read in isolation, but instead, it is a game or a challenge that is to be played between friends, siblings, cousins, or any two people who like to tell jokes. In this case, our 6 Year Old Edition is the ultimate showdown between two players or '2 Jesters' that include kid's jokes AND silly scenarios! This book is hours of fun, and great gift ideas for 10 year old boys and girls! If you haven't heard of the rules, here they are: Each round is set up so that the 2 jokesters will take turns reading jokes to the other player. Next comes the Silly Scenarios, where each player will read the scenario to themselves, and act it out to get the other player to guess what in the world they are doing (think Charades)! Don't forget to use your silliest faces to get your opponent to crack a smile! When the person listening laughs or even cracks a smile, the joke teller gets a point. Follow the instructions at the bottom of each page until you tally up the final score and crown the Don't Laugh MASTER! Who should I get this new take on toy for, you ask? Do you know a boy or a girl that likes to laugh? The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) game is good for all girls and boys age 10 and up! Give it as a stocking stuffer, Christmas gift or present! This imaginative book will spark your child's creative side all while being screen-free! Some old-fashioned, friendly competition never hurt anybody! Whether you are looking for the newest gifts, games, presents, best sellers, or toys on the market, this renovated classic is a guaranteed hit for all ages! Your children will love it and so will you. Try it today!: )

Download or read book Minecraft The Official Joke Book Minecraft written by Dan Morgan and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed with over 200 jokes inspired by the best-selling video game in the world! BONUS: Includes full-color poster! Q: What's a Minecraft zombie's favorite vegetable? A: A human bean! Q: Why aren't zombies funny? A: Because their jokes are rotten! The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of jokes and humorous illustrations that will fill Minecraft fans' inventories with laughs and giggles. There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. The book also comes with a full-color insert! © 2021 Mojang AB and Mojang Synergies AB. MINECRAFT and MOJANG are trademarks or registered trademarks of Mojang Synergies AB.

Download or read book The Don t Laugh Challenge 12 Year Old Edition written by Billy Boy and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-19 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) - 12 Year Old Edition is HERE! What advice do you give to a novice barista? If at first, you don't succeed, CHAI CHAI again! Welcome to The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) (A.K.A. The BEST kids joke book and game)! If you are open-minded about your kids learning new jokes, becoming more self-confident, AND developing a stronger sense of humor then this book is for you, well really... THEM! I'm sure by now you have heard of The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) Joke Books Series, but in the rare case, you haven't, please allow me to explain what all of the fuss is about! The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) Joke Books are unlike any other joke books on the market! It is not meant to be read in isolation, but instead, it is a game or a challenge that is to be played between friends, siblings, cousins, or any two people who like to tell jokes. In this case, our 6 Year Old Edition is the ultimate showdown between two players or '2 Jesters' that include kid's jokes AND silly scenarios! This book is hours of fun, and great gift ideas for 12 year old boys and girls! If you haven't heard of the rules, here they are: Each round is set up so that the 2 jokesters will take turns reading jokes to the other player. Next comes the Silly Scenarios, where each player will read the scenario to themselves, and act it out to get the other player to guess what in the world they are doing (think Charades)! Don't forget to use your silliest faces to get your opponent to crack a smile! When the person listening laughs or even cracks a smile, the joke teller gets a point. Follow the instructions at the bottom of each page until you tally up the final score and crown the Don't Laugh MASTER! Who should I get this new take on toy for, you ask? Do you know a boy or a girl that likes to laugh? The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) game is good for all girls and boys age 12 and up! Give it as a stocking stuffer, Christmas gift or present! This imaginative book will spark your child's creative side all while being screen-free! Some old-fashioned, friendly competition never hurt anybody! Whether you are looking for the newest gifts, games, presents, best sellers, or toys on the market, this renovated classic is a guaranteed hit for all ages! Your children will love it and so will you. Try it today!: )

Download or read book Mix and Match Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 1995-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of riddles about what happens when you cross hummingbirds and bells, bees and guns, skeletons and fairy godmothers, and other such unlikely combinations.

Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids written by Carole Roman and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Discover more than 800 silly jokes for kids in this hilarious kids joke book Reading jokes can tickle your funny bone AND help boost reading skills. The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids is chock-full of knock-knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, and puns you can share with your friends and family for hours and hours of laughing! Funny facts and illustrations—Find some very silly illustrations that match the jokes, and fun trivia about the joke topics—did you know that elephants can't jump? Beginner joke-writing tips—This joke book for kids explains how setups and punchlines works and includes tips and exercises to help you write your own jokes. Take jokes anywhere—Bring this book on road trips, plane trips, and more so you can have fun everywhere you go. Give the gift of laughter—Whether it's a birthday gift, a stocking stuffer, an Easter basket stuffer, or a present for any occasion, this book makes an educational and hilarious gift for every kid who loves to laugh! The perfect joke book for kids of all ages, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids promises to keep the young readers entertained and amused.

Download or read book Best Joke Book for Kids written by Peter MacDonald and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Joke Book for Kids is a book of short jokes, that are guaranteed age appropriate. Funny jokes, Knock Knock jokes, Kids Jokes. Jokes for Kids, Best Joke Book for Kids is styled for as kids grow older they find certain jokes less and less funny. This means you have to come up with age appropriate jokes to keep them entertained. Jokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate. That does not mean you go stiff on the kids, far from it. You want jokes that are funny, corny and have some substance. Usually the really good jokes will give even you the tickles. Kids jokes, with over 200 funny jokes, this will keep the kids, and adult laughing for some time.

Download or read book The Ultimate Joke Challenge written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Battle it out in this laugh-out-loud joke book for kids with 300+ jokes! A fun activity for the whole family and a hilarious back to school gift for ages 5-7, 8-10, and 10-12. GOAL: Make your opponent laugh out loud and don't laugh yourself—we dare you! In this ultimate showdown, players compete in multi-level rounds with hilarious charades for kids, fill-in-the-blanks, knock-knock jokes, tongue-twisters, shout challenges, mumble challenges, and more. Each laugh you get earns you a point, and the person who gets the most laughs is crowned the Jokestar Champion! This clean, screen-free time game book is epic fun for the whole family. Just try not to laugh! A perfect gift idea for: Funny gifts for kids—boys and girls—for birthdays, family game nights, road trips, sleepovers, Easter baskets, and more! Reluctant young readers with funny content that engages the imaginations of reluctant and beginner readers, helping them gain confidence and build vocabulary and reading comprehension Silly white elephant gag gifts or stocking stuffers for kids and families

Download or read book Match Fun Book written by MATCH and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2020-09-03 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you love the Match Annual then you'll love Match! Fun Book, packed full of activities for football fans. Brought to you by MATCH! the makers of the UK's #1 footy magazine! Match! Fun Book is an incredible bumper book of epic football stats, awesome puzzles and hilarious jokes that score every time! Includes footy themed word searches, incredible transfer trackers, jaw-dropping stats, funny one-liners, quizzes, trivia, unbelievable records and loads more! Discover more footy fun in this awesome series from MATCH! Magazine, with MATCH! Euro Diary, MATCH! Football Stars, MATCH! Joke Book, MATCH! Build Your Own Club, MATCH! Puzzle Book and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

Download or read book Match Annual 2020 written by MATCH and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2019-09-19 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the makers of the UK’s best football magazine! MATCH is the UK's bestselling football annual and is top of Christmas wishlists for footy fans everywhere. Inside the Match Annual 2020 you can find the ultimate guide to Euro 2020, epic interviews with the stars, plus the UK and Ireland dream team and also discover everything you need to know about Messi, Ronaldo, Kane, Salah, Mbappe, Maguire, Hazard, Pogba and all the other top footballers. Plus, it’s packed with the women's World Cup scrapbook, legendary Prem No.7s, craziest hair of 2019, brain-busting quizzes, the greatest Premiership team ever, bonkers pics, footy stars emojis, cool cartoons and loads more! Don’t miss it!

Download or read book The Super Duper Joke Book Volume 1 written by Editors of Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a series of jokes, puns, and wordplay about school, animals, and monsters.

Download or read book Match Incredible Stats and Facts written by Macmillan Adult's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-04-21 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover over a thousand jaw-dropping stats and crazy facts from the makers of the UK's best football magazine! Match! Incredible Stats and Facts is packed full of brilliant facts, stats, lists and records from fastest goals to top scorers and most red cards to tallest stars in the Premier League. Includes amazing player facts, bonkers football injuries, biggest transfer fees, fantastic footie legends, trophy trivia, stunning stadiums, incredible strange-but-true revelations, all the firsts, and the fastest, tallest, boldest facts about the Champions League, the Premier League, the FA Cup, the UEFA European Championship and the World Cup. For example, did you know . . . *Former Tottenham Hotspur captain Ledley King holds the record for the quickest Premier League goal. He scored ten seconds after kick-off in a match against Bradford in the 2000/01 season. *Brazilian legend, Pelé, scored ninety-two hat-tricks, four goals on thirty-one occasions, five goals six times, and once bagged eight goals in a game! *Sergio Batista (1986) and Gennaro Gattuso (2006) are apparently the only two players to have won the World Cup while sporting a full beard. Discover more footy fun in this awesome series, with MATCH! Joke Book, MATCH! Football Puzzles, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

Download or read book A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes written by Macmillan Children's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr! What do elves use to make Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour! What’s miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble! Packed full of seasonal silliness and funny festive jokes that will keep you laughing for days – and that's sno joke! From Christmas jokes to food jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. The perfect stocking filler, A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes is decorated with humourous black and white line drawings and packed with hundreds of hilarious jokes about all sort of topics.

Download or read book Try Not to Laugh Challenge Kids Vs Adults Valentine Joke Book Edition Valentine s Day Game Book written by C. Adams and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-03 with total page 71 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cupid-Approved Valentine Gift for Kids and Adults! WELCOME to the Try Not to Laugh Challenge Valentine Joke Book - KIDS VS ADULTS! Valentine's Day Edition! The Ultimate Showdown Game for Kids & Adults! The Try Not to Laugh Challenge Joke Book isn't your ordinary Joke Book, it is a Hilarious Interactive Game to Play with one or more people! This LOL Book is Full of Clean, Family-Friendly Funny Jokes, Silly Riddles & Valentine Knock-Knocks that are perfect for the Car & Plane Travel, Holiday Parties, Reunions, Family & Friends! Great Gift for Kids, Tweens, Teens & Adults! Try Not to Laugh Challenge Game Rules Pick your team, or go one on one. Sit across from each other & make eye contact. Take turns reading jokes to each other. You can make silly faces, funny sound effects, etc. When your opponent laughs or cracks a smile, you get a point! First team to win 3 points, Wins! For Boys & Girls 6-100 years old! Illustrated with Fun and Cute Illustrations! Get Ready for Lots of Family Fun! Check out our other-Try Not to Laugh Challenge Joke Books!