Download or read book Face Offs Cheap Shots written by Saxon James and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-04 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: JACOBS: For the last three years, I've lived and breathed hockey with one goal: team captain. There's only one thing standing in my way.TJ Beckett. Beck is irresponsible and immature, and I've hated him since the moment we met freshman year. Yet, the coaches see something in him I obviously can't, and they refuse to choose between us. The captain spot is going to a team vote. And the team thinks that what we need are a bunch of challenges to prove our worth. Challenges that have nothing to do with hockey. Challenges that are throwing me and Beck together. And he's still as infuriating as ever. BECK: I have no idea why Christopher Jacobs hates me, and I can't say I care. I like pushing his buttons, but the guy needs to loosen up. I'm going to win these stupid challenges easily and spend my senior year as hockey king on this campus. Tormenting Jacobs at the same time will just be a bonus. Even if I'm getting confusing feelings toward him, I won't let it hold me back. When it comes to competing, I'm all in, and nothing will get between me and the W.

Download or read book Lol Your Face Off written by Melanie Berliet and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-12-09 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let's face it: A lot of the funniest jokes aren't all that sophisticated. Because laughing your face off isn't about putting on airs. It's about letting yourself go and appreciating the ridiculous in life. This compilation of awesomely awful jokes across categories (dirty, blonde, religious, knock-knock, etc.) is guaranteed to crack you up, as long as you're willing to shelve your ego and own your sense of humor. It's also a great resource for getting a quick laugh on demand out of a likeminded friend or colleague, as long as you can deliver a punchline without breaking into a laughing fit.

Download or read book Faceoff written by Kelly Jamieson and published by Kelly Jamieson. This book was released on 2011-09-09 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She's hands off...but he really wants to be hands on. Pro hockey player Tag Heller is back in his home city of Winnipeg after a crappy season that culminated in the team being sold and moved. As the “home town hero”, he's feeling the heat to promote the team and make this a positive move for the other players, the fans, the entire National Hockey League. A break for a week at the lake sounds like heaven. Kyla MacIntosh was always like a little sister to Tag growing up. She followed Tag and his hockey players everywhere, trying to be one of the guys, and now she’s killing herself trying to make partner at her old-boys-club law firm. But she's not little anymore and Tag’s feelings aren't sisterly at all. Will a hot week at the lake be enough to show them that they were meant to be forever?

Download or read book Gravity Falls Lost Legends written by Alex Hirsch and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2018-07-24 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of four all-new strange stories from the sleepy town of Gravity Falls in one original graphic novel. Written by Alex Hirsch. Illustrated by Asaf Hanuka, Dana Terrace, Ian Worrel, Jacob Chabot, Jim Campbell, Joe Pitt, Kyle Smeallie, Meredith Gran, Mike Holmes, Priscilla Tang, Serina Hernandez, Stephanie Ramirez, and Valerie Halla.

Download or read book Teaching Tucker written by Jillian Quinn and published by Face-Office Legacy. This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After a drunken hookup, I never thought I would see Tucker again... until he strolls into my classroom like he owns the school. He handed out orgasms like it was his job. Now, it's my turn to grade him.I'm a teaching assistant until the end of the semester. A position I scored because I'm a goody-two-shoes. Not the girl who sleeps with smoking hot hockey players. But he's failing the class, and I can help him pass.So we come to an agreement.One that ends with us breaking all the rules...And if I'm not careful, my heart.Each book in the Face-Off Legacy Series is a full-length standalone novel that can be read in any order, complete with a HEA, hot hockey players, and plenty of laughs. Scroll up to get your copy today!

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Download or read book The Hike written by Drew Magary and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-08-02 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The Hike just works. It’s like early, good Chuck Palahniuk. . . . Magary underhands a twist in at the end that hits you like a sharp jab at the bell. . . . It’s just that good.” —NPR.org “A page-turner. . . . Inventive, funny. . . . Quietly profound and touching.”—BoingBoing From the author of The Night the Lights Went Out and The Postmortal, a fantasy saga unlike any you’ve read before, weaving elements of folk tales and video games into a riveting, unforgettable adventure of what a man will endure to return to his family When Ben, a suburban family man, takes a business trip to rural Pennsylvania, he decides to spend the afternoon before his dinner meeting on a short hike. Once he sets out into the woods behind his hotel, he quickly comes to realize that the path he has chosen cannot be given up easily. With no choice but to move forward, Ben finds himself falling deeper and deeper into a world of man-eating giants, bizarre demons, and colossal insects. On a quest of epic, life-or-death proportions, Ben finds help comes in some of the most unexpected forms, including a profane crustacean and a variety of magical objects, tools, and potions. Desperate to return to his family, Ben is determined to track down the “Producer,” the creator of the world in which he is being held hostage and the only one who can free him from the path. At once bitingly funny and emotionally absorbing, Magary’s novel is a remarkably unique addition to the contemporary fantasy genre, one that draws as easily from the world of classic folk tales as it does from video games. In The Hike, Magary takes readers on a daring odyssey away from our day-to-day grind and transports them into an enthralling world propelled by heart, imagination, and survival.

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Download or read book Magic Without Apparatus A Treatise on the Principles Old and New Of Sleight Of Hand With Cards Coins Billiard Balls And Thimbles written by Camille Gaultier and published by Read Books Ltd. This book was released on 2013-05-31 with total page 649 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This vintage text comprises a complete treatise on the principle of sleight-of-hand tricks using a variety of objects including cards, coins, billiard balls, thimbles, and much more. This step-by-step guide will appeal to both amateur magicians and those with more experience looking to expand their repertoire - constituting a great addition to collections of related literature. Complete with simple, clear illustrations and a wealth of handy tips and useful information, no magician's library would be complete without a copy of this text. We are republishing this book now in an affordable, modern edition, complete with a specially commissioned new introduction.

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Download or read book The Power of a Glimpse written by Sabreena Rene Rodgers and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2023-01-18 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oaklee Drake is that girl, you know the one... the friend thats always obsessed with her online world versus whats happening in the real world. One day she finds herself in a setting where the lines between real life and social media are blurred. Will Oaklee discover the true meaning of organic connections? Will her connections to the outside world be powerful enough to save her?

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Download or read book Wolfish Girl written by Andy Mascola and published by Andy Mascola. This book was released on with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jenny Wolfe attempts to balance friendships, a career, and a budding romance, all while trying to figure out why she's begun to exhibit the traits of a horrific, wolf-like creature. Jenny's life is thrown into further chaos when her slacker brother shows up from out of town on the run from violent loan sharks. After two thugs are found viciously attacked in an alley, detectives begin investigating Jenny. How far will she go to protect her frightening secret and the people she loves?

Download or read book Renaissance Drama written by Arthur F. Kinney and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2022-09-27 with total page 1172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: RENAISSANCE DRAMA Experience the best and most noteworthy works of Renaissance drama This Third Edition of Renaissance Drama: An Anthology of Plays and Entertainments is the latest installment of a groundbreaking collection of non-Shakespearean Renaissance drama. Covering not only the popular drama of the period, Renaissance Drama includes masques, Lord Mayor shows, royal performances, and the popular mystery plays of the time. The selections fairly represent the variety and quality of Renaissance drama and they include works of scholarly and literary interest. Each work included in this edition comes with an insightful and illuminating introduction that places the piece in its historical and cultural context, with accompanying text explaining the significance of each piece and the ways in which it interacts with other works. New to this edition are: The famous entertainment for Elizabeth at Kenilworth George Peele’s remarkably inventive The Old Wives’ Tale The oft-forgotten history of Thomas of Woodstock, predecessor to Shakespeare’s Richard II John Lyly’s Gallathea, a work which explores gender and love, written for the Children’s Company at Saint Paul’s Ben Johnson’s Volpone and the controversial Epicoene Perfect for scholars, teachers, and readers of the English Renaissance, Renaissance Drama: An Anthology of Plays and Entertainments belongs on the bookshelves of anyone with even a passing interest in the drama of its time.

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