Download or read book Living With A Small Penis written by Smp Notebooks and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-15 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Living With A Small Penis is an empty book designed to be used for comical effect. Possibly as part of a best man speech to the groom. Or at stag, bachelor party present. There is no content and no advice on living with a small penis. There is plenty of room inside to write your own advice.
Download or read book The Small Penis Bible written by Ant Smith and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-12-14 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM... After living with penis size anxiety for most of his 50 years author, Ant Smith, decided we needed an honest self-help book on the subject. Something to turn up in search results other than the endless (and expensive) so called 'enlargement guides'. After organising London's first ever Big Small Penis Party and giving countless interviews on what it's like living with a little willy, Ant has plenty to say on the matter! You will read the only methods for penis enlargement in this book. But more importantly you will read how to overcome the anxiety itself - because without managing that, no size is ever going to lead to peace. THIS IS A REALLY TOUGH SUBJECT so there is plenty of humour, candour and real-life stories in these pages. If you are suffering yourself, or if you are body-positive, or if you are just curious THIS is a must read.
Download or read book It s Not the Size That Matters Embracing Life with a Micropenis written by Katy Scott and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-28 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you ever find yourself saying, "Does Size Matter?" This book is ideal for those who face Encounters with a Less-Endowed Partner.It's a book for men with a tiny penis, they may make special orders for tiny condoms online, because even the smallest condoms available in stores are too baggy and just slip off.It's not a self help book. But for those who know what it's like living with a little willy, this is for them.It's also THE BEST SECRET SANTA BOOK!
Download or read book How to Live with a Very Small Penis written by Anita Bigone and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-20 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ★ Are you looking for a Funny Journal or Gift to fool somebody? ★ Do you have a friend who is interested in taking notes on how he mirco-manges his little micro manger on a daily basis? Here you go: Get this Journal as a Gift Put it on somebody ́s desk Wait for the recation! Perfectly usable as Activity Book for any Bachelor Party: Pass this Book to the Groom and make him get it filled out with best wishes! Wouldn ́t that be embarassing? Oh Yes - absolutely! It is worth mentioning that there is also a tiny little Hamster on every page, emphasizing what the title suggests! Deal with it! Features: 100 pre-filled pages with enough space for own notes Lines to enter the "Tool ́s" Date, Temperature & Size A Diameter Fitting Test! Yes! Ram it! A cute tiny little Hamster?! 💞 Love it! high quality bright dot grid Sturdy and matte full color softbound cover 6 x 9" dimensions (5.24 x 22.86 cm) Makes a Perfect Gift Idea for: Groom, Best Man, Bachelor, Best Friend Team, Birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa, Valentines Hamster Lovers! Why Not? ♥ From © Mauschi Publishing - with Love ♥
Download or read book The Little Penis A Finger Puppet Parody Book written by Craig Yoe and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2013-01-08 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!
Download or read book The Penis Book written by Aaron Spitz, M.D. and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2018-02-20 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever wanted to know about the penis but were afraid to ask? Dr. Aaron Spitz has that answer—and many more. Let Dr. Spitz—who served as assistant clinical professor at UC Irvine's Department of Urology for 15 years and who is a regularly featured guest on The Doctors—become your best friend as he fearlessly guides you through the hairiest and the scariest questions in The Penis Book. An unflinching, comprehensive guide to everything from sexually transmitted infections to the science of blood flow, The Penis Book prominently features an easy-to-follow holistic five-step plan for optimum penis health, including plant-based eating recommendations, information on some penis-healthy foods, and suggested exercises for penis wellbeing. Useful to men and women alike, The Penis Book is a one-stop-shop for the care and maintenance of the penis in your life.
Download or read book Micropenis written by David Brian and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-11-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After enduring a very publicized and documented penis enlargement, David Brian revealed his side of the experience in Penoplasty: A True Story. In this follow-up, he continues the detailed, real-life telling of what it means to live with an abnormally small penis and undergo surgical enhancements. The procedure is quite common in both the United States and the United Kingdom, yet the subject of small penis size remains taboo, relegated to ridicule and base humor. In addition to covering his firsthand experiences, this new volume discusses which surgeons worldwide perform penoplasty procedures, why it is that one in two hundred men suffer from the condition, and what women truly think about penis size. It also looks deeper into the history of penis enlargement, discovers new techniques, and discusses the reality that although there may indeed be "plenty of other things to worry about," size still matters. An honest and uncensored exploration, this book will be helpful to many men, along with their partners, as it promotes sincere discussion and debate. As the title suggests, the book maintains a healthy sense of humor, covering the long and short of this complicated issue that affects many but is addressed by few.
Download or read book Surviving Life With Your Gigantic Penis written by Christopher Boden and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-15 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A magnificent introduction to the author, his original style, and his rapier wit. With a once in a generation mind, Chris Boden's hilarious combination of compelling imagery, biting sarcasm, and often inappropriate humor will make you laugh, think, and occasionally wince in pain. This collection of short stories from growing up in a small town detail his experiences in mischief, mayhem, and love while Chris's charming, yet irreverent, personality shines through.
Download or read book How to Live with a Huge Penis written by Richard Jacob and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2014-09-23 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis • and much, much more Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.
Download or read book Phallacy written by Emily Willingham and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wry look at what the astonishing world of animal penises can tell us about how we use our own. The fallacy sold to many of us is that the penis signals dominance and power. But this wry and penetrating book reveals that in fact nature did not shape the penis--or the human attached to it--to have the upper...hand. Phallacy looks closely at some of nature's more remarkable examples of penises and the many lessons to learn from them. In tracing how we ended up positioning our nondescript penis as a pulsing, awe-inspiring shaft of all masculinity and human dominance, Phallacy also shows what can we do to put that penis back where it belongs. Emphasizing our human capacities for impulse control, Phallacy ultimately challenges the toxic message that the penis makes the man and the man can't control himself. With instructive illustrations of unusual genitalia and tales of animal mating rituals that will make you particularly happy you are not a bedbug, Phallacy shows where humans fit on the continuum from fun to fatal phalli and why the human penis is an implement for intimacy, not intimidation.
Download or read book How to Cope with a Massive Penis Inappropriate Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback Fool Your Friends with This Awes written by Novelty-Notebooks Com and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-18 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to cope with a MASSIVE PENIS: Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or just because. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. From the blurb: For some it may sound like a blessing, but for those who truly suffer this terrible syndrome it can be quite awful. This book is a personal account of how the author overcame his problem and came out smiling. For Karl, that all too familiar sound of "It's too big" still haunts him to this day but now he has found solace in helping others cope with their massive penis Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 150 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 150 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.
Download or read book 50 Ways to Eat Cock written by Adrienne N. Hew and published by Savor the Journey, LLC. This book was released on 2013 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.
Download or read book There Goes Gravity written by Lisa Robinson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-04-07 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a legendary music journalist with four decades of unprecedented access, an insider’s behind-the-scenes look at the major personalities of rock and roll. Lisa Robinson has interviewed the biggest names in music—including Led Zeppelin, the Rolling Stones, John Lennon, Patti Smith, U2, Eminem, Lady Gaga, Jay Z, and Kanye West. She visited the teenage Michael Jackson many times at his Encino home. She spent hours talking to John Lennon at his Dakota apartment—and in recording studios just weeks before his murder. She introduced David Bowie to Lou Reed at a private dinner in a Manhattan restaurant, helped the Clash and Elvis Costello get their record deals, was with the Rolling Stones on their jet during a frightening storm, and was mid-flight with Led Zeppelin when their tour manager pulled out a gun. A pioneering female journalist in an exclusive boys’ club, Lisa Robinson is a preeminent authority on the personalities and influences that have shaped the music world; she has been recognized as rock journalism’s ultimate insider. A keenly observed and lovingly recounted look back on years spent with countless musicians backstage, after-hours, and on the road, There Goes Gravity documents a lifetime of riveting stories, told together here for the first time.
Download or read book Sand Talk written by Tyson Yunkaporta and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2020-05-12 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A paradigm-shifting book in the vein of Sapiens that brings a crucial Indigenous perspective to historical and cultural issues of history, education, money, power, and sustainability—and offers a new template for living. As an indigenous person, Tyson Yunkaporta looks at global systems from a unique perspective, one tied to the natural and spiritual world. In considering how contemporary life diverges from the pattern of creation, he raises important questions. How does this affect us? How can we do things differently? In this thoughtful, culturally rich, mind-expanding book, he provides answers. Yunkaporta’s writing process begins with images. Honoring indigenous traditions, he makes carvings of what he wants to say, channeling his thoughts through symbols and diagrams rather than words. He yarns with people, looking for ways to connect images and stories with place and relationship to create a coherent world view, and he uses sand talk, the Aboriginal custom of drawing images on the ground to convey knowledge. In Sand Talk, he provides a new model for our everyday lives. Rich in ideas and inspiration, it explains how lines and symbols and shapes can help us make sense of the world. It’s about how we learn and how we remember. It’s about talking to everyone and listening carefully. It’s about finding different ways to look at things. Most of all it’s about a very special way of thinking, of learning to see from a native perspective, one that is spiritually and physically tied to the earth around us, and how it can save our world. Sand Talk include 22 black-and-white illustrations that add depth to the text.
Download or read book The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick written by Heather Land and published by . This book was released on 2017-09-15 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.
Download or read book Best Sex Positions for Guys with Small Penis and for Ladies who Enjoy Deep Thrust written by Cleopatra V Adams and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-12 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you feel small when it comes to sex? Do you think he's thrust are not hard enough? I guess you wish to feel appreciated and want to see your partner moan while squeezing every surface close by? This book is a perfect visual guide with high definition BLACK & wHITE illustrations to help you experiment while learning. You will learn some great sex positions that are easy to practice and are accompanied by a detailed high-definition illustration. This book will cover sex positions in these categories: - Lying-Down Positions - Standing Positions - Kneeling Positions - Experimenting Couch Positions - Acrobatic and Mixed Positions If you love adventure then modify these deep thrust positions to suit your length, butt size, activity and lifestyle. Most importantly, sex should be innovating not routine.
Download or read book Sex A User s Guide written by Stephen Arnott and published by Ebury Press. This book was released on 2018-12-13 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everything you always wanted to know about the more curious aspects of sex but were afraid to ask: the history of sex; sex and religion; sex and the law; sexual customs around the world; the biology of sex; the physiology of sex, anatomical curiosities; Gay and lesbian sex; sex and the animal kingdom; the great sex manuals; sex in literature, film and art; sex aids and toys; aphrodisiacs; masturbation; pornography; famous sexual athletes (and famous flops); the language of sex; kinks and fetishes; perversions; urban myths, tales of outrageous behaviour and a catalogue of bizarre facts and figures. Did you know---One of the lesser-known fetishes is Axillism ? the erotic attraction of armpits.--In the Lebanon it is legal for a man to have sex with any female animal, but if he has sex with a male animal it is punishable by death.--Cleopatra is said to have owned one of the world's first vibrators. Cleopatra's toy didn't run on batteries, it was insect powered - a small, hollow implement full of buzzing bees.--Arab fishermen used to have sex with any 'dugong' (sea-cow) they accidentally drowned in their nets. This practice was meant to stop the dead animal's relatives seeking revenge and drowning the fisherman.
