Download or read book Life Wants You Dead written by Evan Waite and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2024-04-16 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Life wants you dead, and this book wants to be READ! Ha ha I love being a comedian.” —Patton Oswalt "Truly hilarious!" —Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts Fear!!! Scary, right? But what if the only thing we shouldn't fear is fear itself? In this era of economic turmoil, climate catastrophe, and cliques of cool teens just waiting to make fun of your shoes, we live in a heightened state of fear. We're afraid of the world and afraid of each other—but not nearly as afraid as we should be! And this absurdly hilarious survival guide demonstrates that being afraid of literally everything is the only guaranteed way to stay safe. Packed with lifesaving/fear-fanning illustrations, sidebars, jump scares, chilling one-liners, and more, these pages will keep readers safe from the scourges of love, technology, birds, education, jackalopes, their own bodies, their homes, and the world outside their own bodies and homes. Includes a bonus foldout Fear Map lurking in the inside back cover. A BOOK TO KEEP YOU SAFE IN THESE ANXIOUS TIMES: Anxious and fearful about the state of the world? Friend, you are not frightened enough! Never mind the asteroid hurtling toward Earth. That bird over there? It's just waiting for the chance to swoop down and peck at your eyes. Your shoelaces? Trying to strangle your feet. From the stop signs obviously attempting to dead-end your life to that creep in the mirror who looks exactly like you, danger is everywhere. And your best survival strategy is to be afraid of everything at all times. SEVEN SCARY CHAPTERS TO KEEP YOU COMPREHENSIVELY APPREHENSIVE: Your Body: It Isn’t a F*cking Wonderland, John Mayer Love: They’re Trying to Steal Your Heart!!! Home Is Where the Harm Is: You’re in a Hallway to Hell Go Go Gadget Death: Surviving the Techpocalypse The Hippocratic Hoax: Defeating the Medical Menace Mind-Fucked: How Education Kills Be the Fear You Want to Flee in the World THE BOOK ITSELF IS A THREAT: With pointy hardcover corners, pages that could slap you, and a removable foldout Fear Map ready to strike at your nerves from the book's inside back cover, this humor book is unsafe to buy for yourself or to give as a gift to everyone you love. Perfect for: Comedy fans of The Onion, ClickHole, The Daily Show, and Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Fear-ridden readers of The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook Anyone in need of a laugh in these anxiety-driven times

Download or read book You Better Be Lightning written by Andrea Gibson and published by SCB Distributors. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2023 Feathered Quill Book Awards Gold Medal Winner 2022 Independent Publisher Book Awards (IPPY) Gold Medal Winner 2022 Over the Rainbow Short List 2021 Goodreads Choice Awards - Best Poetry Book Finalist 2021 Bookshop's Indie Press Highlights You Better Be Lightning by Andrea Gibson is a queer, political, and feminist collection guided by self-reflection. The poems range from close examination of the deeply personal to the vastness of the world, exploring the expansiveness of the human experience from love to illness, from space to climate change, and so much more in between. One of the most celebrated poets and performers of the last two decades, Andrea Gibson's trademark honesty and vulnerability are on full display in You Better Be Lightning, welcoming and inviting readers to be just as they are.

Download or read book The Last Lecture written by Randy Pausch and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author, a computer science professor diagnosed with terminal cancer, explores his life, the lessons that he has learned, how he has worked to achieve his childhood dreams, and the effect of his diagnosis on him and his family.

Download or read book Pledged To Protect Complete Box Set written by Vella Day and published by Erotic Reads Publishing. This book was released on 2023-10-05 with total page 1018 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the first time, bestselling author, Vella Day, is offering all 3 books in her Pledged To Protect series at a large discount. If you are a fan of fast-paced romantic suspense where you will be kept guessing who is after these women, these stories are for you. Oh, yeah, did I mention the bodyguard is hot with a capital H? These are three standalone books and can be read in any order. Book 1: PANIC AND PASSION The only thing that separates life from death is trust. Book 2: DANGER AND DESIRE Second chances are great until a killer comes between them. Book 3: TERROR OR TEMPTATION Trust or run? The wrong decision will be deadly.

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Download or read book Gsp God s Success Program written by Caxton Opere MD and published by Strategic Book Publishing Rights Agency. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GSP! Did you know that your mind is the most important organ for succeeding in life? And did you know that words are the most important fuel for your mind, as well as the world's most valuable currency? What happens when your mind functions as a house, womb, soil, freezer, chemistry lab, or nuclear power station? GSP helps you understand the mental and spiritual preparation, flexibility, toughness, and battles involved in breaking free of poverty. GSP shows why the greatest promises God gave us are tied to proper use of our minds. GSP reveals how to create a child of the mind with your heart and mind as husband and wife, to give birth to powerful words that can change your life, how to succeed through godly meditation and thought planting, the ten mindsets of the human race and the eight safety precautions to always observe during meditation. It shows how memorizing Bible verses could make you rich, and God's contract with each individual on planet Earth to ensure we succeed no matter what. GSP also shows why - Sexually satisfied men are more confident and far more successful than sexually starved men - The 8 "Ugly" Traits of Billionaires - Lottery winners go broke - The Internal, External and Eternal Success Plans work - The Bible contains the most powerful words for creating wealth and change "GSP is inspiring, revealing, and addresses the human mind with laser-like focus." MU "Powerfully spellbinding! Should become the success Bible of the 21st century." Anon Publisher's website: http: //sbprabooks.com/CaxtonOpere

Download or read book Listen to Your Life written by Valorie Burton and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2004-03-16 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Better Life Is Calling. Are You Ready to Answer? Consider the current state of your life: your work, your relationships, your accomplishments. Are you in the place you’d hoped or expected to be? Is this the best life you could be living? Or is something missing–something you have not yet discovered or articulated that could lead you to the rich, fulfilling life you desire? Fulfill Your Purpose. Decrease Your Stress. Expand Your Life. In your spirit you know the truth: You were born to walk a more fulfilling path, where the definition of success is tailored to your unique gifts and talents. Author, speaker, and life coach Valorie Burton will help you find this path and step onto it with confidence. In Listen to Your Life, you will discover powerful strategies and tools that will enable you to hear what your life is saying to you, take action, and finally live in the abundance of joy, purpose, and true success for which you were created.

Download or read book The Immortal Throne written by Stella Gemmell and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-12-06 with total page 562 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No one is safe, and no one is to be trusted as the bloody war that began in Stella Gemmell’s The City continues... The dreaded emperor is dead. The successor to the throne is his nemesis, Archange. Many hope her reign will usher in a new era of freedom and stability. Soon however, word arises of a massive army gathering in the shadows of the north. They are eager to lay waste to the City and annihilate anyone—man, woman, or child—within it. Yet just as the swords clang in fields wet with the blood of warriors, family feuds, ancient rivalries, and political battles rage on within the cold stone walls of the City. A hero must rise up and restore the peace before anything left to fight for is consumed by the madness.

Download or read book The Man Who Risked His Partner written by Stephen R. Donaldson and published by Forge Books. This book was released on 2004-11-25 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stephen R. Donaldson is one of America's acclaimed storytellers. But in the 1980s, he published three novels about private investigators Mick Axbrewder and Ginny Fistoulari, as paperback originals under the pseudonym "Reed Stephens." In 2001, Tor published a fourth novel about these characters, The Man Who Fought Alone, this time in hardcover under Donaldson's own name. Now Donaldson has returned to the first three novels in the sequence, rewriting and expanding them. The Man Who Killed His Brother was the first, and The Man Who Risked His Partner is the second of the three. Mick "Brew" Axbrewder is a P.I. who's seen better days. Deeply into alcoholism, some time back, he accidentally shot and killed a cop. Worse, the cop turned out to be his brother. Even worse, in a case not long after that, his partner Ginny Fistoulari blew off her own left hand, protecting him and others. Now Mick works mostly as hired muscle for Ginny. They don't talk much. But their latest client's story doesn't add up. They're going to have to start working better together. And Brew's going to have to face some of his own worst fears. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Download or read book Harlequin Love Inspired Suspense November 2018 Box Set 1 of 2 written by Shirlee McCoy and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2018-11-01 with total page 591 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love Inspired Suspense brings you three new titles! Enjoy these suspenseful romances of danger and faith. VALIANT DEFENDER Military K-9 Unit by Shirlee McCoy When Captain Justin Blackwood’s teenage daughter is kidnapped by the serial killer he’s been hunting, he’s desperate to stop the Red Rose Killer from making her his next victim. Can he and Captain Gretchen Hill and their K-9 partners save his daughter and capture a killer? LOST CHRISTMAS MEMORIES Gold Country Cowboys by Dana Mentink Tracy Wilson witnessed a murder—but after a head injury, she can’t remember who it was. Now someone plans to silence her for good, and only cowboy Keegan Thorn believes her. Can she recover her memory in time to save her life? DEADLY CHRISTMAS DUTY Covert Operatives by Virginia Vaughan Former Navy SEAL Noah Cason turns to prosecutor Melinda Steele for help getting justice for his sister. But when Melinda is attacked, she and her son are the ones who need his help. Under Noah’s protection, can they stay alive long enough to figure out who wants them dead?

Download or read book Stronghold written by Colin Nelson and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Bonnar is recalled as head of the Special Resources Unit of National Security Command. Still grieving over the death of his wife, Bonnar must protect a major international conference, while dealing with rifts within his team and threats from outside. In the meantime, there are American refugees, Cornish freedom fighters, and an ancient conspiracy. When these forces collide, his life will never be the same. Stronghold: Exodus is a radical departure from Sci-Fi and Fantasy stories available today. Readers describe it as fast moving, and like a film.

Download or read book Z Topia written by Suzanne Robb and published by Permuted Press. This book was released on 2014-05-29 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Firm leaders are dying, being taken out by an unknown enemy. The epidemic created by greedy corporations has grown out of control and the world is now a zombie utopia. Ally Lane wakes up aboard a cargo ship dazed and confused. She has survived the explosion of the Betty Loo only to discover she's in more danger than ever. The captain has a hold full of zombies and the doctor on board is out for himself. The reality of what is happening hits her when she sees a map of the infected areas. Armed with the truth, Ally must find a way to let as many people know what is really going on. She runs into a snag when the captain betrays her, turning her over to an enemy from a past she'd rather not remember. Mark Richards, the man responsible for who she is, takes her to his compound. She ignores his attempts at talking, the anger inside bubbling over when she realizes he is the one responsible for the death of all her friends and her fiancé, Marcus, on the Betty Loo. She fights her way free, only to find herself in the middle of hell. Charlie Myers, a former friend turned enemy from her past shows up and with the help of him and his men they escape. Ally doesn’t know who to trust, but has to play the game long enough to stay alive, figure out what's happening, and get a message out to those left. Joseph Erdman is the head of the Israeli Firm, but abandons his post when the undead close in. He heads for America and the one person who can help him, Ally. In a remote location, several forces collide and Ally must side with former enemies and turn her back on friends in order to save what's left of the world. Joseph has a plan, but he doesn’t share all of the details. While Ally and a team of mercenaries try to get him to the Old House so he can claim the Presidency and give people guidance in the time of crisis, another foe is heading directly for them. Ally finds the Old House and another structure where men in uniforms are taking a stand. Joseph has gone missing and her opportunities to broadcast the truth are gone. She knows nuclear weapons were part of the plan and decides to get to them first.

Download or read book Soft Hearts Hard Memories written by Simon Woodington and published by Simon Woodington. This book was released on with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aaran's priorities seem up for grabs as one of Whitegraft's rarefied Private Investigators, but her recent exploits rescuing underage prostitutes and their families from the Council of Sex Trade Workers has not gone unnoticed. When a young woman seeks protection for her 'sisters' from a violent knife wielding mark, Aaran is drawn into a web of conflicting political agendas that nearly severs her silver thread.Enter Akane, heiress of Diverse Industries, kidnapped and converted into a Mawathi assassin cyborg. Wary of a tampering trap, Aaran must first learn the intent of Shiru-Ya, a veteran with information that could have Alliance-wide ramifications. Oh, but her troubles haven't yet begun, as she stumbles into an illegal snuff ring operating within the borders of the Council's government sanctioned business. She'd better sort things out before the Crown issues its order to shut down the Stargazers altogether...

Download or read book Traded Blood written by C.A. Miller and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: White lies. Every parent tells them. Without a second thought, every child forgives them. Yet what if those same white lies became something bigger? Something dangerous? Life changing? Nyla Stevenss modest life, humble dreams, and fabricated world are shattered as she comes to find her parents have sold her and her brother as new blood. Their immortality now rests upon Nylas betrothal and subsequent fall to darkness.

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Download or read book Haphazardly Implausible written by Jack Lewis Baillot and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-12-14 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three unlikely heroes. A world teetering on the edge of war. A mad man who will stop at nothing to gain complete power. Peter Jones, an Aeropilot in the Scottish Royal Air Force, has grown up believing his parents abandoned him. Isidore Thaddeus Reichmann, a famous detective running from his past, is trying to save the last person he cares about. Singur, an inventor who has been forced to hide his real name his whole life or risk being killed, holds an important secret. These three have never met. They live in different countries and have little in common. Little do they know their lives are about to entwine and that together they have the power to save the world from complete destruction, or destroy everything. Loyalties are questioned. Friendships are betrayed. Trust is shaken. Who do you turn to when the friends you've always relied upon become your worst enemies?