Download or read book Lawyers from Hell Joke Book written by Ellie Grossman and published by Signet Book. This book was released on 1993 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here's a sidesplitting collection of irreverent lawyer jokes which finds themall in contempt! These 300 jokes--contributed by lawyers themselves--poke funat atrocious attorneys, bumbling barristers, and corrupt counsel.
Download or read book Lawyers in Hell written by Janet Morris and published by . This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heaven lays down the law, and Hell gets more hellish as the greatest shared universe of all time makes its malevolent return.
Download or read book The Moment of Choice Do Lawyers Go to Hell written by Rebecca M. Bounds and published by Do Lawyers Go to Hell. This book was released on 2018-09-23 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At some time in everyone's life, one has a moment of choice. It was the same for Elliott whom all through High School was preparing to follow in his dad footstep to become a Lawyer. His senior year he received a full schoolship to Harvard. All was going as planned until his best friend who became a Christian, brought Elliott a book titled WHY LAWYERS GO TO HELL? Thinking this a joke, but it was his moment of choice! Elliott makes a different moment of choice, so different it is unexpected. Read how Elliott left Earth going to Heaven and other paranormal events.
Download or read book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell written by Tucker Max and published by Citadel . This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 537 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
Download or read book The Lawyer s Joke Book written by John Patrick Dolan and published by Advantage Media Group. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lawyer jokes have been around since there have been lawyers. In fact, the very first lawyer to ever pass the bar was Mediocritus, who went on to invent the billable hour. People make jokes about lawyers for the same reason that dogs lick themselves because they can. Lawyers are easy targets because everyone in America has at one time either a) hired a lawyer, b) hated a lawyer, or c) has been a lawyer. No matter what your affiliation with the legal profession is, you will enjoy this book. If you don't enjoy it, hey, sue us.
Download or read book Lowering the Bar written by Marc Galanter and published by Univ of Wisconsin Press. This book was released on 2006-08-08 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call 600 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? Marc Galanter calls it an opportunity to investigate the meanings of a rich and time-honored genre of American humor: lawyer jokes. Lowering the Bar analyzes hundreds of jokes from Mark Twain classics to contemporary anecdotes about Dan Quayle, Johnnie Cochran, and Kenneth Starr. Drawing on representations of law and lawyers in the mass media, political discourse, and public opinion surveys, Galanter finds that the increasing reliance on law has coexisted uneasily with anxiety about the “legalization” of society. Informative and always entertaining, his book explores the tensions between Americans’ deep-seated belief in the law and their ambivalence about lawyers.
Download or read book Hell Has Harbour Views written by Richard Beasley and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-12-23 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling, bitingly satirical novel about one man’s search for his soul … in the most soulless of places. 'A fearsome satirical blast.’ The Age Hugh Walker has it all. He’s a successful young lawyer with a beautiful girlfriend and a million dollar office view … So why does he identify more with his resident cockroach than Atticus Finch, his childhood hero? Once upon a time he was the defender of the abused, the voice of the oppressed. But now he's turning a blind eye to suspect time sheets, championing the powerful against the powerless, and not being entirely honest with his girlfriend. Has his good side deserted him? Is there a way back? PRAISE FOR HELL HAS HARBOUR VIEWS ‘A sharp-clawed comedy.’Sydney Morning Herald ‘The funniest, most unutterably savage lawyer joke ever.’ John Birmingham ‘Beasley exercises brutal wit … His spirited whistleblowing is a tonic.’ Weekend Australian
Download or read book Straight to Hell written by John LeFevre and published by Open Road + Grove/Atlantic. This book was released on 2015-07-14 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious New York Times bestseller “sharply observes the lives of globe-trotting, overindulging investment bankers” (Entertainment Weekly). “Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks. I told her I’d wonder where the rest of my money went.” —@GSElevator For three years, the notorious @GSElevator Twitter feed offered a hilarious, shamelessly voyeuristic look into the real world of international finance. Hundreds of thousands followed the account, Goldman Sachs launched an internal investigation, and when the true identity of the man behind it all was revealed, it created a national media sensation—but that’s only part of the story. Where @GSElevator captured the essence of the banking elite with curated jokes and submissions overheard by readers, Straight to Hell adds John LeFevre’s own story—an unapologetic and darkly funny account of a career as a globe-conquering investment banker spanning New York, London, and Hong Kong. Straight to Hell pulls back the curtain on a world that is both hated and envied, taking readers from the trading floors and roadshows to private planes and after-hours overindulgence. Full of shocking lawlessness, boyish antics, and win-at-all-costs schemes, this is the definitive take on the deviant, dysfunctional, and absolutely excessive world of finance. “Shocking and sordid—and so much fun.” —Daily News (New York) “LeFevre’s workplace anecdotes include tales of nastiness, sabotage, favoritism, sexism, racism, expense-account padding, and legally questionable collusion.” —The New Yorker
Download or read book Lawyer Boy written by Rick Lax and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2008-07-08 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After college, Rick Lax moved back into his parents' house. The closest thing he had to a job was eating his parents' food, sitting on his parents' couch, and watching The Price is Right. An amateur magician, he spent the rest of his time practicing card tricks and rope tricks. And though he could tie four different slipknots, the necktie posed some difficulties. Rick's father, a successful Michigan attorney, told Rick it was time to move out and enter the real world. Rick certainly wasn't going to get a job, so he went to law school instead. This is the story of Rick's journey from childhood to lawyerhood. In Lawyer Boy, Rick uses the skills he developed as a magician to succeed in class, and learns how to become a lawyer without becoming his father. His journey through law school was exhausting, exciting, and infuriating, and, the way he tells it, so funny it's criminal.
Download or read book Way Worse Than Being a Dentist written by Jd Msw Will Meyerhofer and published by Hillcrest Publishing Group. This book was released on 2011 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE COMPLETE, INFAMOUS IN-HOUSE COUNSELING COLUMNS (SO F AR) AS FEATURED ON ABOVETHELAW.COM AND THEPEOPLESTHERAPIST.COM.
Download or read book The Pecker Briefs written by Sawyer Bennett and published by Big Dog Books, LLC. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I never thought a pecker would get me in so much trouble. I mean, sure… if you’re talking about a certain anatomical feature of mine that the ladies just love. Given my bachelor status and appreciation for all things curvy and feminine, I could absolutely see that. But a different pecker is making my life much harder than it needs to be. My name is Ford Daniels, partner at the law firm of Knight & Payne, and my latest case has me wading through the finer points of peckers—woodpeckers that is. Specifically, the red-cockaded woodpecker. I swear, I can’t make this stuff up but that’s what the sexy-as-hell blonde chained to a tree told me this morning. Her name is Viveka Jones and she is so much more than a pretty face. She’s got wit, charm, and razor-sharp smarts. Turns out my client is looking to bulldoze the red-cockaded woodpecker’s natural habitat in favor of a multimillion-dollar subdivision and the sexy attorney with legs for days (and days), just happens to be counsel for an animal rights group looking to put a halt to construction. My client’s pissed, but all I can think about is getting Viveka across the table from me. And then on the table underneath me. Perhaps up against the wall. And then— Well, let’s just say when it’s all said and done, I’m hoping the red-cockaded woodpecker isn’t the only pecker that gets some attention from Miss Viveka Jones.
Download or read book Where The Hell Is Tuvalu written by Philip Ells and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011-08-31 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How does a young City lawyer end up as the People's Lawyer of the fourth-smallest country in the world, 18,000 kilometres from home? We've all thought about getting off the treadmill, turning life on its head and doing something worthwhile. Philip Ells dreamed of turquoise seas, sandy beaches and palm trees, and he found these in the tiny Pacific island state of Tuvalu. But neither his Voluntary Service Overseas briefing pack nor his legal training could prepare him for what happened there. He learned to deal with rapes, murders, incest, the unforgivable crime of pig theft and to look a shark in the eye. But he never dared ask the octogenarian Tuvaluan chief why he sat immobilised by a massive rock permanently resting on his groin.Well, you wouldn't, would you? This is the story of a UK lawyer colliding with a Pacific island culture. The fallout is moving, dramatic, bewildering and often hilarious.
Download or read book Secretly Inside written by Hans Warren and published by Terrace Books. This book was released on 2006 with total page 584 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the Dutch countryside the war seems far away. For most people, at least. But not for Ed, a Jew in Nazi-occupied Holland trying to find some safe sanctuary. Compelled to go into hiding in the rural province of Zeeland, he is taken in by a seemingly benevolent family of farmers. But, as Ed comes to realize, the Van 't Westeindes are not what they seem. Camiel, the son of the house, is still in mourning for his best friend, a German soldier who committed suicide the year before. And Camiel's fiery, unstable sister Mariete begins to nurse a growing unrequited passion for their young guest, just as Ed realizes his own attraction to Camiel. As time goes by, Ed is drawn into the domestic intrigues around him, and the farmhouse that had begun as his refuge slowly becomes his prison.
Download or read book The Ultimate Lawyers Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by Bantam. This book was released on 1987 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Larry Wilde's newest collection of legal laughs is so hysterical it's almost criminal! Author of a plethora of popular Joke Books, he has become America's #1 bestselling humorist.
Download or read book The All New Clean Joke Book written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 1990-01-15 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes arranged alphabetically by topic.
Download or read book The Biggest Joke Book Ever written by Jack Jacoby and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 1315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.
Download or read book The Official Lawyers Jokebook written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1982 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
