Download or read book Kosher Laughs and Lessons for Life written by Yehoshua Kurland and published by Mosaica Press. This book was released on 2019-04-24 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Kosher Laughs and Lessons for Life written by Yehoshua Kurland and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-15 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Kosher Laughs 4 written by Yehoshua Kurland and published by . This book was released on 2023-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Kosher Laughs Volume 3 written by Yehoshua Kurland and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-22 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Why Did Hashem Create Me written by Yechezkel Stelzer and published by Mosaica Press. This book was released on 2019-04-14 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want your child to have a positive outlook? Do you want to nurture your child's sense of self-worth and self-esteem? Why Did Hashem Create Me? teaches every child that they are a precious gift. In our competitive world, many children grow up feeling like they're not good enough. This beautiful book helps kids connect to their own worth and discover how special, good and loveable they are. With the help of this book, inject your child with the self-love, self-compassion and positive outlook that will help them remain resilient and happy. In Why Did Hashem Create Me?, your child will learn and internalize a healthy, positive outlook about themselves and life: That you are unique, good and loveable and will always be loveable. It is not something you need to earn. That you are never unworthy of love. That you should be happy being who you are and love yourself no matter what - even if you make mistakes. That your life is a precious gift given to you to live fully and enjoy. That you, your life, your good heart, and your dreams, are also precious gifts to the world, and much, much more! This book will help your child receive the gift of life more fully by opening their heart to self-love and the love of life. This book provides clearly and beautifully the most important life lessons we would all want our children to learn and internalize. If you like inspiration, captivating drawings, and empowering your child's personal growth, then you and your family will love Yechezkel Stelzer's picture book. Stelzer's unique, inspirational and sweet book is a must-read. Buy Why Did Hashem Create Me? today to give your child a big dose of love!
Download or read book A Bit of Wit a World of Wisdom written by Yehoshua Kurland and published by Gefen Books. This book was released on 2015-07-01 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh, be inspired...and tap into your vast human potential. Good humor has the uncanny ability to break down barriers. This collection of over fifty essays by master educator Yehoshua Kurland is a unique combination of laughter and lessons, of humor and heartfelt advice. These easy-to-read essays cover topics such as change, freedom, peace, inner struggle, and our relationships with others and with God. For anyone interested in personal growth, this self-help book offers an invaluable opportunity. The chosen format that combines a humorous story with an insightful lesson is one that helps to open our minds and hearts and leads us to contemplate our course in life to actualize the vast potential possessed by every human being. It is often difficult to penetrate our hearts or to touch our souls, given the many protective walls we build. A good joke provides insight and creates an atmosphere of comfort that eases tension and opens the heart. A light matter, a bit of laughter, a smile brought to one s lips can lead to an important lesson for eternity.
Download or read book How to Raise a Jewish Dog written by Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2007-09-05 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl. Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals, does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound? The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies.
Download or read book Jewish Life and Jewish Laughter written by Rabbi Y. Y. Rubinstein and published by . This book was released on 2016-12 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Let There Be Laughter written by Michael Krasny and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the host of NPR affiliate’s Forum with Michael Krasny, a compendium of Jewish jokes that packs the punches with hilarious riff after riff and also offers a window into Jewish culture. Michael Krasny has been telling Jewish jokes since his bar mitzvah, and it’s been said that he knows more of them than anyone on the planet. He certainly states his case in this wise, enlightening, and hilarious book that not only collects the best of Jewish humor passed down from generation to generation, but explains the cultural expressions and anxieties behind the laughs. "What’s Jewish Alzheimer’s?" "You forget everything but the grudges." "You must be so proud. Your daughter is the President of the United States!" "Yes. But her brother is a doctor!" "Isn’t Jewish humor masochistic?" "No. And if I hear that one more time I am going to kill myself." With his background as a scholar and public-radio host, Krasny delves deeply into the themes, topics, and form of Jewish humor: chauvinism undercut by irony and self-mockery, the fear of losing cultural identity through assimilation, the importance of vocal inflection in joke-telling, and calls to communal memory, including the use of Yiddish. Borrowing from traditional humor and such Jewish comedy legends as Jackie Mason, Mel Brooks, and Joan Rivers, Larry David, Sarah Silverman, Jerry Seinfeld and Amy Schumer, Let There Be Laughter is an absolute pleasure for the chosen and goyim alike.
Download or read book Laughing Through the Years written by David C. Gross and published by Christian Large Print. This book was released on 1991 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes and tales reflecting Jewish life over the centuries in the United States, Israel, Russia, and other countries
Download or read book Kosher Chinese written by Michael Levy and published by Holt Paperbacks. This book was released on 2011-07-05 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An irreverent tale of an American Jew serving in the Peace Corps in rural China, which reveals the absurdities, joys, and pathos of a traditional society in flux In September of 2005, the Peace Corps sent Michael Levy to teach English in the heart of China's heartland. His hosts in the city of Guiyang found additional uses for him: resident expert on Judaism, romantic adviser, and provincial basketball star, to name a few. His account of overcoming vast cultural differences to befriend his students and fellow teachers is by turns poignant and laugh-out-loud funny. While reveling in the peculiarities of life in China's interior, the author also discovered that the "other billion" (people living far from the coastal cities covered by the American media) have a complex relationship with both their own traditions and the rapid changes of modernization. Lagging behind in China's economic boom, they experience the darker side of "capitalism with Chinese characteristics," daily facing the schizophrenia of conflicting ideologies. Kosher Chinese is an illuminating account of the lives of the residents of Guiyang, particularly the young people who will soon control the fate of the world.
Download or read book Lessons From Lucy written by Dave Barry and published by Simon & Schuster. This book was released on 2020-11-03 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this “little gem” (Washington Independent Review of Books), Pulitzer Prize–winning columnist and New York Times bestselling author Dave Barry learns how to age happily from his old but joyful dog, Lucy. As Dave Barry turns seventy—not happily—he realizes that his dog, Lucy, is dealing with old age far better than he is. She has more friends, fewer worries, and way more fun. So Dave decides to figure out how Lucy manages to stay so happy, to see if he can make his own life happier by doing the things she does (except for drinking from the toilet). He reconnects with old friends and tries to make new ones—which turns out to be a struggle, because Lucy likes people a lot more than he does. And he gets back in touch with two ridiculous but fun groups from his past: the Lawn Rangers, a group of guys who march in parades pushing lawnmowers and twirling brooms (alcohol is involved), and the Rock Bottom Remainders, the world’s oldest and least-talented all-author band. With each new lesson, Dave riffs hilariously on dogs, people, and life in general, while also pondering Deep Questions, such as when it’s okay to lie. (Answer: when scallops are involved.) Lessons From Lucy shows readers a new side to Dave Barry that’s “touching and sentimental, but there’s still a laugh on every page” (The Sacramento Bee). The master humorist has written a witty and affable guide to joyous living at any age.
Download or read book Make It Short Rabbi written by Rabbi Nathan M Landman and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-05-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book 1 001 Kosher Jokes written by Doron Kornbluth and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-27 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Sara the Bucket Filler written by Rivka Fishman and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Number Our Days written by Barbara Myerhoff and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1980-05-09 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anthropologist Myerhoff's penetrating exploration of the aging process is brilliant sociology--as well as living history--that tells readers about the importance of ritual, the agonies of aging, and the indomitable human spirit. "(The book) shines with the luminous wit of old age".--Robert Bly.
Download or read book You Can Date Boys When You re Forty written by Dave Barry and published by Penguin Group. This book was released on 2015-03-03 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If there’s one thing that New York Times bestselling author and Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist Dave Barry is an expert on, it’s raising a daughter. …which means he’s not an expert on much considering the breadth of his knowledge on that subject fills only a single chapter of a book. However, what Dave Barry is good at is giving unsolicited advice on topics he’s definitively not an expert on. In fact, he now has an entire book filled with guidance on things he knows nothing about, including: surviving in the wild, wooing women, cremation, maintaining a scintillating conversation, Justin Bieber, the U.S. Postal Service, enduring the TSA, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, and, most obviously, being a professional author. With trademark wit and unmatched insight into the insanity of everyday life, Dave Barry presents a series of hilarious, never-before-published essays on the trials and tribulations of living and laughing in the modern age.
