Download or read book Texts from Mittens written by Angie Bailey and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil. Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. “Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!” —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy "Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!” —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed "We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles Come home! There's an emergency! What?? Are you OK? My dish is half empty! I'll be home soon. You wish starvation upon me! Stop being dramatic. Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? Yes. I have a date. They're comfortable. Mittens, get off my pants! FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big

Download or read book Cat Yoga written by Sam Hart and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2020-03-12 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Err, I think you mean Downward Cat How can you tell whether your cat is purrfecting its Sphinx pose or just being, well, a cat? You may think your cat is just a naturally bendy weirdo, but the truth is, they’re probably one of the growing number of Zen Yogi Cats – and this book is here to expose what happens when yoga and cats collide. Whether they’re paws-ing to enjoy their morning Sun Salutations, working on their flexibility, searching for the divine (laser) light or exhaling hairballs, these cats are getting their om-meow on in the world of Cat Yoga.

Download or read book Diary of the Cat Named Carrot written by Erin Merryn and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate a year in the life of The Cat Named Carrot, as she goes from humble beginnings in a shelter to a loving home with a family of three adorable little girls and internet stardom. Bailey was certainly no ordinary cat—an orange tabby who gained fans around the world when his humanlike antics went viral. Sadly, when 14-year-old Bailey died, his family grieved their loss. They’d never find a cat quite like him—or would they? Then along came Carrot, an orange tabby kitten born as a stray, who appeared just as Erin Merryn and her young girls Abby, Hannah, and baby Claire were mending their broken hearts. Written in the voice of Carrot, follow her remarkable journey from shelter cat to top Instagram celebrity feline. Much like Bailey did, she loves spending time with her human family: making mischief with her girl gang; going joyriding in a pint-sized pink Barbie Jeep; doing arts-and-crafts projects; modeling a pink tutu and flowery headband; enjoying a spa day complete with fluffy robe and cucumber eye treatments; celebrating Christmas, Easter, and every holiday in between. It’s no wonder that Carrot’s videos have gone viral—garnering millions of views on Ellen, the Dodo, Good Morning America, Access Hollywood, People, and many more. Complete with four-color photos that will leave readers purring with delight, the journal of this sweet, adorable kitty with personality to spare shows us that the human-animal bond runs more than fur deep. It is love that will last a lifetime!

Download or read book The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13 3 4 written by Sue Townsend and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2003-08-14 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adrian Mole's first love, Pandora, has left him; a neighbor, Mr. Lucas, appears to be seducing his mother (and what does that mean for his father?); the BBC refuses to publish his poetry; and his dog swallowed the tree off the Christmas cake. "Why" indeed.

Download or read book Dog Shaming written by Pascale Lemire and published by Crown. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.

Download or read book If I Ran the Zoo written by Dr. Seuss and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1950 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gerald tells of the very unusual animals he would add to the zoo, if he were in charge.

Download or read book The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind written by Julian Jaynes and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2000-08-15 with total page 580 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National Book Award Finalist: “This man’s ideas may be the most influential, not to say controversial, of the second half of the twentieth century.”—Columbus Dispatch At the heart of this classic, seminal book is Julian Jaynes's still-controversial thesis that human consciousness did not begin far back in animal evolution but instead is a learned process that came about only three thousand years ago and is still developing. The implications of this revolutionary scientific paradigm extend into virtually every aspect of our psychology, our history and culture, our religion—and indeed our future. “Don’t be put off by the academic title of Julian Jaynes’s The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind. Its prose is always lucid and often lyrical…he unfolds his case with the utmost intellectual rigor.”—The New York Times “When Julian Jaynes . . . speculates that until late in the twentieth millennium BC men had no consciousness but were automatically obeying the voices of the gods, we are astounded but compelled to follow this remarkable thesis.”—John Updike, The New Yorker “He is as startling as Freud was in The Interpretation of Dreams, and Jaynes is equally as adept at forcing a new view of known human behavior.”—American Journal of Psychiatry

Download or read book My Cat s Album written by Alberto Bertolazzi and published by CompanionHouse Books. This book was released on 2018-10-09 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Cat's Album is an indispensable scrapbook for all cat lovers, providing a place to record the history and stages of the growth of your inseparable feline. Photographs and memories can be inserted in corresponding sections, creating a personalized diary that preserves the unique identity of a beloved pet.

Download or read book Sometimes I Lie written by Alice Feeney and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2018-03-13 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ALICE FEENEYS NEW YORK TIMES AND INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER “Boldly plotted, tightly knotted—a provocative true-or-false thriller that deepens and darkens to its ink-black finale. Marvelous.” —AJ Finn, author of The Woman in the Window My name is Amber Reynolds. There are three things you should know about me: 1. I’m in a coma. 2. My husband doesn’t love me anymore. 3. Sometimes I lie. Amber wakes up in a hospital. She can’t move. She can’t speak. She can’t open her eyes. She can hear everyone around her, but they have no idea. Amber doesn’t remember what happened, but she has a suspicion her husband had something to do with it. Alternating between her paralyzed present, the week before her accident, and a series of childhood diaries from twenty years ago, this brilliant psychological thriller asks: Is something really a lie if you believe it's the truth?

Download or read book 2020 Diary written by Me Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-19 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This beautifully designed Weekly Diary Planner for 2020 helps you record your daily activities. This Diary includes: Each week on 2 pages with a Horizontal layout Runs from 30th December 2019 to 3rd January 2021 (53 weeks) Annual calendar at the front of the book Plenty of room for appointments and notes Equal writing space for weekdays Includes list of UK, US, CA & AUS public holidays Why not make this delightful Weekly Diary Planner your daily companion on your journey into 2020. It makes the perfect gift for Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Mothers Day or any special occasion. Get one for your colleague, friend, partner or for that special someone to help them plan 2020. Specifications: Beautifully designed cover: Adorable Kitten Cover Finish: Glossy Dimensions: 6x9 in , 100 + pages White paper interior

Download or read book A Cat Story written by Ursula Murray Husted and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A vibrant, heartwarming graphic novel about two irresistible cat friends on a journey to find their forever home—a journey inspired by the magic of art and storytelling. Cilla and Betto are two friends who need a place to call home. The docks in Valletta are too wet, and the scraps of food too scarce. The city’s streets are too busy, and the humans too unreliable. But what about the quiet garden from old kitten tales—a place where all cats are welcome, and the humans are always kind? Could the stories really be true? As Cilla and Betto embark on a grand adventure to find out, they begin to spin a tale of their own—one that will take them through the art and stories of many journeyers who came before, and that will bring them to a surprising destination.

Download or read book 2020 2021 Weekly Planner written by Lion Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-08 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2-YEAR WEEKLY PLANNER - 2020-2021 - US EDITION - 8.5" x 11" - 110 PAGES - CATS THEME - INCLUDE TO-DO & PRIORITIES - IDEAL GIFT FOR ANIMAL & CAT LOVERS This volume of 2020-2021 Weekly Planner contains pages covering 24 months for planning, recording and scheduling purposes. It can also serve as a diary, a notebook or a journal. The book is part of a series that are available in separate volumes with different cover designs to match your personal preferences. Each volume contains: 110 pages, white paper Size of book - 8.5" x 11" Non-spiral bound Good quality paper Soft, sturdy cover Book cover designs now available include the following: Vol. 1 ISBN: 9781672912341 Vol. 2 ISBN: 9781672913157 Vol. 3 ISBN: 9781672913867 Vol. 4 ISBN: 9781672916516 Vol. 5 ISBN: 9781672917353 Vol. 6 ISBN: 9781672918138 The books can easily be located using the ISBN numbers provided. Just type (or copy & paste) the numbers onto the Amazon search bar and you would be able to find the books.

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Download or read book 2019 2020 Pocket Planner written by Cat Planners and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2019-2020 Monthly Pocket Planner Our on-trend, stylish pocket planners are finally here to keep you organized for the next 24 months! Running from January 2019 until December 2020 every month has a two page spread with a monthly inspirational quote, U.S. federal holidays and plenty of space for notes. In addition this monthly planner holds a password log, a phone book, an overview of all the holidays in 2019-2020, a yearly overview for 2019-2020 and +10 ruled notes pages. Perfect size to carry in your bag or purse to stay organized on-the-go. Check out dozens of other insta-worthy pocket planner designs on our Author Page! The perfect stocking stuffer and Christmas gift for your friends and loved ones. 2019-2020 Pocket Planner Features: 4 x 6.5" dimensions (10 x 16 cm or A6) - perfect size: compact and handy High-quality, sturdy off-white paper Phone book and Password log Yearly and monthly spreads Monthly spreads with inspirational quotes, notes and U.S. federal holidays Notes (15+ pg's) to scribble down your brilliant ideas and goals Durable, soft, matte cover to protect your planner Designed and printed in USA

Download or read book 2020 2021 Weekly Planner written by Nifty Notebooks(tm) and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-21 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cute Cat Planner 2020 Show your passion for cats with our gorgeous cat lovers 2020 planner! Beautifully hand-designed by our designers at Nifty Notebooks to have everything you need for a productive year, our range of 2020 planners and organizers are a must-have at home, school or the office. This year, due to popular demand, our planners are a new 6x9 inch size. Still plenty of space for your awesome planning and notes, but even more portable. **Now includes dotted grid journal pages for scribbles, doodles and personalized planner pages** With cute weekly spreads and plenty of space to write to-do lists, monthly goals and more, this gorgeous and stylish 2020 weekly view diary is the best way to stay focused on your goals and passions. You'll also find inspiring motivational quotes throughout the planner, for an added positivity boost. For extra fun, we've also added non-official, but no-less-important holidays such as Hug a Cat day. As well as weekly and yearly calendar views and weekly to-do lists, our 12-month planner has space to write your goals and dreams. Our beautiful range of weekly planners are also the perfect Christmas gift or stocking filler for your children, grandchildren and friends! Cat Planner 2020 Features: 6x9" dimensions, perfect for putting in your bag or sitting pride of place on your desk - large enough to make plenty of notes Printed on high-quality off-white paper Inspirational quotes throughout Notes section to write down your most brilliant ideas Weekly to-do lists to help you achieve your goals Yearly and weekly spread views to help you plan your year ahead Plenty of space to write down your daily activities and thoughts Stunning and stylish matte finish cat design cover Check out our other designs on our author page - including lots of othercute cat designs to find the perfect 2020 Weekly Planner, or visit www.niftynotebooks.com. Scroll up and purchase your stunning 2020 planner today and receive fast shipping from Amazon.

Download or read book Cute Cats 2020 2021 Daily Planner 8x10 Softcover Planner Journal written by Sheba Blake and published by Sheba Blake Publishing. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This one year daily planner is perfect for big planning. Plan for a month from now or a year from now in one convenient planner. This beautiful cat-inspired planner will help you to accomplish your goals over the next year, once you spend time to think of them, plan for them, write them down and schedule them in your planner. A compact and easy to carry planner that is convenient to use with matte textured cover and sheets. Content pages for 3 months where you can write: Your mood of the day. How you feel today. Appointments. Achievements of the day. To Do List. Today I'm Grateful For. Healthy Meals Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Water drinking tracker. The Cute Cats 2020-2021 Daily Planner is: Private information page to write all your personal information. 2021 calendars with beautiful cat illustrations. 31 Journal pages where you can write all your daily memories, diaries and adventures. Size is 8" x 10", easy to carry around. This 1 Year Planner makes the perfect gift! Easy to carry - this journal is the perfect size for traveling.

Download or read book 2020 2021 Weekly Planner written by Lion Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-08 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2-YEAR WEEKLY PLANNER - 2020-2021 - US EDITION - 8.5" x 11" - 110 PAGES - CATS THEME - INCLUDE TO-DO & PRIORITIES - IDEAL GIFT FOR ANIMAL & CAT LOVERS This volume of 2020-2021 Weekly Planner contains pages covering 24 months for planning, recording and scheduling purposes. It can also serve as a diary, a notebook or a journal. The book is part of a series that are available in separate volumes with different cover designs to match your personal preferences. Each volume contains: 110 pages, white paper Size of book - 8.5" x 11" Non-spiral bound Good quality paper Soft, sturdy cover Book cover designs now available include the following: Vol. 1 ISBN: 9781672912341 Vol. 2 ISBN: 9781672913157 Vol. 3 ISBN: 9781672913867 Vol. 4 ISBN: 9781672916516 Vol. 5 ISBN: 9781672917353 Vol. 6 ISBN: 9781672918138 The books can easily be located using the ISBN numbers provided. Just type (or copy & paste) the numbers onto the Amazon search bar and you would be able to find the books.