Download or read book Kiss My Butt On written by BillyBoy* and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Kiss My Book written by Jamie Michaels and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2007-09-11 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: RUBY CRANE IS a rising star. At 15, she sold her first book, got a movie deal, scored the hottest guy in school, and became the most popular student at Frasier High. Now, as a soon-to-be junior and published author, she's ready to make waves in New York's literary world. But every star falls back to earth one day. Ruby's accused of plagiarism - on national television. And the worst part is that the proof of her literary lies is indisputable. Her friends won't return her phone calls. Her boyfriend's gone AWOL. The media vultures are flying low, and they want answers. So Ruby does what any self-respecting headline would do. She disappears. And that's when her story really begins.

Download or read book Cellulite Can Kiss My Butt written by Emily Chesher and published by The Beauty Plan. This book was released on 2013-10-06 with total page 501 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate guide to reducing your cellulite, stretch marks and weight naturally while enjoying an abundance of delicious foods! Over 400 pages of the latest cellulite reduction info, and a bonus 21 day plan. With targeted exercises, beautifying meal recipes, DIY skincare recipes for hips thighs and butt, super-foods, herbs and medicinal mushroom for skin health and cellulite reduction. It’s time to drop the diets, excessive exercise, expensive creams and salon treatments, and start enjoying an abundance of delicious beautifying food while reducing your cellulite and stretch marks and maintaining your perfect weight! With a whopping 83,000+ words, plus a 21 day plan to support you on your way to smooth skin and vibrant health, Cellulite Can Kiss My Butt will show you how you can: * Lose weight and cellulite while eating an abundance of delicious beautifying foods. * Reduce your cellulite and gain smooth toned skin on your hips butt and thighs. * Reduce existing stretch marks and help prevent new stretch marks from forming. * Make beautifying and delicious juice, smoothie, herbal tea and meal recipes packed with skin loving ingredients. * Targeted full colour picture cellulite reduction exercise routines to smooth and tone the hips, thighs and butt. * Make your own 100% natural organic cellulite reduction creams and skin masks from ingredients good enough to eat! * The top cellulite busting super-foods, herbs and medicinal mushrooms to start including in your diet today. * Learn powerful self love techniques that can help you to reduce your weight and cellulite by stopping the self sabotage. * Discover a simple activity that you can do anytime you are outdoors, that is fee and one of the most potent anti inflammatories aka cellulite reducers. * Give yourself a lymphatic drainage massage and targeted reflexology treatments from the privacy of your own home. *Learn the optimal way to dry skin brush to aid in cellulite reduction Emily Chesher, celebrity health coach and fitness model shares her secrets to reducing your cellulite, stretch-marks and weight, naturally and in the long term.

Download or read book My Family Can Kiss My Ass written by Chanel Clark and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-20 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you struggling with breaking free from your toxic family members? Have you started to do Google searches on Narcissistic Personality Disorder to figure out if you've been dating narcissists and you want to get to the root of your childhood trauma? Do you feel that your family are backstabbers and want to see you fail at life? Have you tried to make amends multiple times with your parents, yet nothing changes because they continue to mistreat you? In this book, you will learn all of the signs of narcissistic abuse and how your family members hide behind their deviant behavior and get away with harming you. Most people don't recognize the signs of narcissistic abuse in their family, because the bad behavior has been "normalized" by both your parents and grandparents. It's time to take a stand against your toxic relatives and reclaim your peace and freedom. This is the book for you!

Download or read book White Elephant Gift written by White Elephant Secret Santa Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-23 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: White Elephant Gift: Blank Lined, Great White Elephant, Secret Santa, Funny Gag Gift, Journal Notebook This funny blank lined notebook is a perfect gift for that special coworker white elephant Christmas party at work, gag gift for any occasion, Secret Santa gift at the office, birthday, Christmas. Perfect for writing ideas, get creative with lists, to write thoughts about life in general. Can also be used as a diary or taking notes at school. Also great for teacher appreciation gifts. Every page is filled with composition style pages. Size is 6x9 inches, soft matte finish cover, white paper 100 pages, quality paper, paperback.

Download or read book Kiss My Math written by Danica McKellar and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-06-30 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling math workbook from actress and math genius Danica McKellar that teaches seventh to ninth grade girls how to conquer pre-algebra! Stepping up not only the math but the sass and style, McKellar helps math-phobic teenagers moving up into high school chill out and finally “get” negative numbers, variables, absolute values, exponents, and more. As she did so effectively in Math Doesn't Suck, McKellar uses personality quizzes, reader polls, real-life testimonials, and stories from her own life—in addition to clear instruction, helpful tips, and practice problems—revealing why pre-algebra is easier, more relevant, and more glamorous than girls think.

Download or read book Kiss Butt Wife written by Mickey Ellis and published by . This book was released on 2020-04 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kiss Butt Wife is designed to help individuals to achieve the maximum potential in their relationship

Download or read book Besa Mi Culo Spanish For Kiss My Ass Swearing in Spanish Mexican Slang Lined Blank Notebook written by Bad F. Nacho and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-25 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mexican Swearing & funny Bad Words in Spanish Themed Notebook - 6" x 9," 120 College Ruled Pages. Paperback Journal Softcover. Portable size for School, College, Work or Home. Great Gift for the Holidays of Gag Gifts for Coworkers, Friends, and Family. A Versatile Composition Notebook Style with Lined Pages it has over 120 pages perfect for you to write your own thoughts, scribbles or doodles, get a little creative or just writing down lists or ideas. This makes the perfect back to school gift! For more unique everyday use graph workbooks including, dot, lined, blank, graph, Isometrics and much more please take a look at our Amazon author page. Grab this notebook, get creative or give it to someone special. Perfect for women, men and kids, great for gel pen, ink or pencils. It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday and Holidays. This funny notebook makes a perfect gift for yourself or anyone special.

Download or read book The Traitor s Kiss written by Erin Beaty and published by Imprint. This book was released on 2017-05-09 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This is an action-packed, expertly plotted story, drenched in double crosses and intrigue, with an irresistible heroine and a sweet and sexy romance. A late-breaking twist gives way to a final act that will leave readers eager for subsequent books in this planned trilogy." —Publishers Weekly , starred review An obstinate girl who will not be married. A soldier desperate to prove himself. A kingdom on the brink of war. With a sharp tongue and an unruly temper, Sage Fowler is not what they’d call a proper lady—which is perfectly fine with her. Deemed unfit for a suitable marriage, Sage is apprenticed to a matchmaker and tasked with wrangling other young ladies to be married off for political alliances. She spies on the girls—and on the soldiers escorting them. As the girls' military escort senses a political uprising, Sage is recruited by a handsome soldier to infiltrate the enemy ranks. The more she discovers as a spy, the less certain she becomes about whom to trust—and Sage becomes caught in a dangerous balancing act that will determine the fate of her kingdom. With secret identities and a tempestuous romance, Erin Beaty's The Traitor’s Kiss is full of intrigue, espionage, and lies. An Imprint Book "Marital and martial matters collide when brides and spies become ensnared in a treasonous plot. . . . Sage is a clever, contrary female protagonist who remains realistic and likable, while her fellow protagonist Ash is enigmatic enough to require a second read. . . . Both epic and intimate, a semi–old-fashioned alternative to the wave of inexplicably lethal superheroines and their smoldering love triangles." —Kirkus Reviews "Complex characterization, deftly layered adventure story, and [a] balanced blend of political maneuvering, romantic interludes, and action scenes." —Kirkus Reviews "Beaty balances a taut web of deceit...readers will be carried away by the mystery." —The Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books (BCCB) "A debut novel that blends fantasy, romance, and battlefield action. . . . A slow burn YA fantasy with clever genre mixing." —School Library Journal

Download or read book The Spiritual Whistleblower s Break Up Manual Volume 1 written by Chanel Clark and published by . This book was released on 2018-07-05 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you wondering if you just broke up with a Narcissist? Are you baffled at the betrayal, lies, cheating and financial abuse that your partner has inflicted before ghosting on you? Does your ex stalk you while trying to flaunt his new relationship in your face? Are you getting friend requests on Facebook from fake accounts? Do you have nightmares about the abuse you endured throughout your relationship? Well it is quite possible that you have more than likely been in a relationship with a Narcissist. The Spiritual Whistleblower's Break Up Manual gives you an a no nonsense, play-by-play breakdown of how to survive a tumultuous break up with a Narcissist. If your ex-boyfriend gloats about his new girlfriend in your face, but he continues to stalk and harass you, then chances are he's a Narcissist! Unfortunately, because of his disorder, he's only going to repeat the same cycle of abuse with the new girlfriend! The Spiritual Whistleblower's approach will teach you how to maintain your boundaries while disengaging all of the manipulation tactics and dirty schemes of the Narcissist. He's gonna try to reel you back into the relationship over and over again to only abuse you some more. Put a stop to Narcissistic abuse and learn how to destroy the Narcissist with the help of the Spiritual Whistleblower's relationship manual.

Download or read book Kissing Ass written by Clyde D'Souza and published by Random House India. This book was released on 2012-05-17 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some people can kiss ass naturally, some can’t do it to save their lives, and many just don’t know how! Kissing Ass: The Art of Office Politics is a no-bullshit, jargon-free, non-sloppy guide that breaks down typical workplace situations and offers you not textbook advice but real sucking-up solutions to them. From nervous first days to elated farewell mails, Kissing Ass gives you tips and tricks on how to act, react, or play dumb as per the scenario. Learn different types of ego massage techniques, what to say to the CEO in the loo, how to reply to work emails over weekends, and, yes, even how to deal with sex at work! So polish your corporate lips, pucker up, and get ready to kiss your way to success.

Download or read book Kiss My Cupcake written by Helena Hunting and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As two neighborhood shop owners battle for business, they prove opposites attract in this "deliciously sweet and savory new romantic comedy" (USA Today bestselling author Abby Jimenez). Blaire Calloway has planned every Instagram-worthy moment of her cupcake and cocktails shop launch down to the tiniest detail. What she didn't plan on? Ronan Knight and his old-school sports bar next door opening on the very same day. He may be super swoony, but Blaire hasn't spent years obsessing over buttercream and bourbon to have him ruin her chance at success. From axe throwing (his place) to frosting contests (hers), Blaire and Ronan are constantly trying to one-up each other in a battle to win new customers. But with every clash, there's also an undeniable chemistry. When an even bigger threat to their business comes to town, they're forced to call a temporary time-out on their own war and work together. And the more time Blaire spends getting to know the real Ronan, the more she wonders if it's possible to have her cupcake and eat it too. "Kiss My Cupcake is a laugh-out-loud romance full of charm, wit and magic. Ronan and Blaire will have you fall in love with their story from their very first encounter. A thoroughly delicious read." --LJ Shen, USA Today bestselling author "With a sweet, sassy heroine and a deliciously sexy hero, Kiss My Cupcake is romantic comedy perfection!" -- Melanie Harlow, USA Today bestselling author Library Journal Best Romances of 2020

Download or read book Always Remember that the Toes You Step on Today Could be Attached to the Ass You Have to Kiss Tomorrow written by Tony Reeves and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-20 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarcastic Quotes For Annoying Boss Or Colleague In Your Office. If you would like to see a sample of the notebook, click on the "Look Inside" feature. Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 12.48 x 9.25 Inch" Interior: Trim Size 6 x 9 No Bleed, White Lined Paper Pages: 100

Download or read book Kiss My Butt written by Max Carl and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-07 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cool writing journals with inspirational and hilarious quotes are the best choice for women, men, and adults to go spend their everyday with fun. Get this amazing sarcastic and hilarious journal and take it to work with you. Write all your important tasks, activities, and daily schedule in this journal and plan your entire day. 6x9 is the perfect size for handling. With matte finish and high quality white paper, this makes up to be the best journal you can get to plan your everyday routine. Maintaining a journal is a healthy activity.

Download or read book The Ass Kisser Notebook written by Carter Taft and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kissing ass is one of the most important things job seekers and employees need to learn. Fortunately for the majority of our population, you do not need a degree from an Ivy to learn this skill.Nearly every one of us has the capacity to be a kiss ass. People like to feel good about themselves! If you put someone else before yourself for just a little bit of time, that person will take care of you. In life, it doesn't matter if you want to be a teacher in France or an intern on Wall Street, it's not about what you know, it's who you know, so pucker up.If you're sick of hearing this saying, then it's time to get over it and face the music. It's the truth. Thankfully, I have learned to take the "who you know" aspect to the next level. Although you are probably well over school by now, please allow me to teach you a little lesson.There will always be someone above you who will be the reason that you do or do not get the job/promotion/boyfriend etc. Whether it's your boyfriend's mother or a networking opportunity, put on your game face and kiss ass like you've never kissed one before.Here's a trick to getting on someone's good side: always ask about his or her family. Do your research and know what's going on. Don't act like you haven't already Facebook stalked their entire family tree.Keep it simple with something like, "Hey Mark, how's Becky doing? I see she's working really hard on her music." Cue the fireworks because you are in. There is nothing someone cares more about than his or her flesh and blood.If you let them know that you have taken the time to not only ask about them, but to check up on their family...can you say brownie points?Stay up to date on what is going on in your target's life. If he or she has been working hard at the gym, let them know that you see results (regardless of what he or she actually looks like).Kissing ass is basically the same thing as being someone's b*tch. Offer to get your boss a coffee on your way out the door or go out of your way to pick up their favorite pastry from the shop down the street.This will let him or her know that while you have taken the time to invest in his/her interests that you are also just a friendly and nice person who enjoys doing nice things for people. Whether you are this person or not, fake it till you freaking make it.This is where this notebook becomes essential. To know the correct ass kissing topics, you must record everything about your boss while the information is fresh. You never know when a comment the boss makes may become a valuable asset in your ass kissing mission. The boss may mention in passing on day that he is a huge Yankees fan. How fast will your stock rise when you happen to mention that you have two tickets to the game that you aren't using. You never would have been in position to pull off that nuclear ass kiss if you hadn't jotted down "Big Yankees fan" in the notebook.Good luck and happy ass kissing.

Download or read book Kiss My Ass written by Michael Brownstein and published by . This book was released on 1971 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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