Download or read book Kiss My Ass written by M G Rayne and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-26 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kane. They call me Soulless. I take what i want, when I want consequences be damned. Then I saw her she is strong and stubborn which makes me want to devour her. Own her. Break her. She doesn't know it yet but she belongs to me. Reika. Toy. Property. His. He wants to control me. Own me. Break me. The leader of the damned crew bought me to be his mind, body and soul. He wants me broken at his feet. If I were him I would ask for a refund because you can't break something that is already broken. You can't control a tornado. You cant own something that isn't for sale. Buckle up buttercup I'm about to turn your world upside down. I can't be owned. I can't be controlled. I bow to no-one! TRIGGER WARNING!!!! This book contains situations that some readers may find uncomfortable.18+ only

Download or read book My Family Can Kiss My Ass written by Chanel Clark and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-20 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you struggling with breaking free from your toxic family members? Have you started to do Google searches on Narcissistic Personality Disorder to figure out if you've been dating narcissists and you want to get to the root of your childhood trauma? Do you feel that your family are backstabbers and want to see you fail at life? Have you tried to make amends multiple times with your parents, yet nothing changes because they continue to mistreat you? In this book, you will learn all of the signs of narcissistic abuse and how your family members hide behind their deviant behavior and get away with harming you. Most people don't recognize the signs of narcissistic abuse in their family, because the bad behavior has been "normalized" by both your parents and grandparents. It's time to take a stand against your toxic relatives and reclaim your peace and freedom. This is the book for you!

Download or read book Kiss My Black Ass written by Anthony X and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2016-11-09 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is his journeya Black Kiss-story thats full of funny, entertaining, and in some cases, heartbreaking stories of his years as a die-hard Kiss fan committed to the hottest band in the land. Its the voice for everyone who was there and remembers what it was like being a hardcore Kiss fan back in the day, with all the mystery, excitement, anticipation, and mania, but also the rejection, taunting, and funny looks. So get ready to go back to a time before you had a full-time job, responsibilities, commitments, the stress of daily life, and when Kiss was the most important thing in your life. Get ready to relive your magical Kiss years all over again.

Download or read book White Elephant Gift written by White Elephant Secret Santa Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-23 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: White Elephant Gift: Blank Lined, Great White Elephant, Secret Santa, Funny Gag Gift, Journal Notebook This funny blank lined notebook is a perfect gift for that special coworker white elephant Christmas party at work, gag gift for any occasion, Secret Santa gift at the office, birthday, Christmas. Perfect for writing ideas, get creative with lists, to write thoughts about life in general. Can also be used as a diary or taking notes at school. Also great for teacher appreciation gifts. Every page is filled with composition style pages. Size is 6x9 inches, soft matte finish cover, white paper 100 pages, quality paper, paperback.

Download or read book Kissing My Ass Goodbye written by Tom McCaffrey and published by Claire Trilogy. This book was released on 2022-03-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This final installment of The Claire Trilogy picks up where An Alien Appeal leaves off, expands the roster of mystical characters and introduces the next generation of Terran-Centauri hybrids. When the interstellar childrens' powers are inadvertently exposed to the Internet, Machiavellian twin tech tyrants attempt to kidnap them for their own nefarious purposes. During the ultimate showdown between Claire and her family of misfits, one of the most powerful corporations on earth and the United States military, love is tested and lives are forfeited. Where will the survivors go from here? Be ready to say goodbye.

Download or read book Landwhale written by Jes Baker and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2018-05-08 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By the author of Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls and a heroine of the body image movement, an intimate, gutsy memoir about being a fat woman Jes Baker burst onto the body positivity scene when she created her own ads mocking Abercrombie & Fitch for discriminating against all body types -- a move that landed her on the Today Show and garnered a loyal following for her raw, honest, and attitude-filled blog missives. Building on the manifesta power of Things, this memoir goes deeply into Jes's inner life, from growing up a fat girl to dating while fat. With material that will have readers laughing and crying along with Jes's experience, this new book is a natural fit with her irreverent, open-book style. A deeply personal take, Landwhale is a glimpse at life as a fat woman today, but it's also a reflection of the unforgiving ways our culture still treats fatness, all with Jes's biting voice as the guide.

Download or read book Kissing Ass written by Clyde D'Souza and published by Random House India. This book was released on 2012-05-17 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some people can kiss ass naturally, some can’t do it to save their lives, and many just don’t know how! Kissing Ass: The Art of Office Politics is a no-bullshit, jargon-free, non-sloppy guide that breaks down typical workplace situations and offers you not textbook advice but real sucking-up solutions to them. From nervous first days to elated farewell mails, Kissing Ass gives you tips and tricks on how to act, react, or play dumb as per the scenario. Learn different types of ego massage techniques, what to say to the CEO in the loo, how to reply to work emails over weekends, and, yes, even how to deal with sex at work! So polish your corporate lips, pucker up, and get ready to kiss your way to success.

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Download or read book The Ass Kisser Notebook written by Carter Taft and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kissing ass is one of the most important things job seekers and employees need to learn. Fortunately for the majority of our population, you do not need a degree from an Ivy to learn this skill.Nearly every one of us has the capacity to be a kiss ass. People like to feel good about themselves! If you put someone else before yourself for just a little bit of time, that person will take care of you. In life, it doesn't matter if you want to be a teacher in France or an intern on Wall Street, it's not about what you know, it's who you know, so pucker up.If you're sick of hearing this saying, then it's time to get over it and face the music. It's the truth. Thankfully, I have learned to take the "who you know" aspect to the next level. Although you are probably well over school by now, please allow me to teach you a little lesson.There will always be someone above you who will be the reason that you do or do not get the job/promotion/boyfriend etc. Whether it's your boyfriend's mother or a networking opportunity, put on your game face and kiss ass like you've never kissed one before.Here's a trick to getting on someone's good side: always ask about his or her family. Do your research and know what's going on. Don't act like you haven't already Facebook stalked their entire family tree.Keep it simple with something like, "Hey Mark, how's Becky doing? I see she's working really hard on her music." Cue the fireworks because you are in. There is nothing someone cares more about than his or her flesh and blood.If you let them know that you have taken the time to not only ask about them, but to check up on their family...can you say brownie points?Stay up to date on what is going on in your target's life. If he or she has been working hard at the gym, let them know that you see results (regardless of what he or she actually looks like).Kissing ass is basically the same thing as being someone's b*tch. Offer to get your boss a coffee on your way out the door or go out of your way to pick up their favorite pastry from the shop down the street.This will let him or her know that while you have taken the time to invest in his/her interests that you are also just a friendly and nice person who enjoys doing nice things for people. Whether you are this person or not, fake it till you freaking make it.This is where this notebook becomes essential. To know the correct ass kissing topics, you must record everything about your boss while the information is fresh. You never know when a comment the boss makes may become a valuable asset in your ass kissing mission. The boss may mention in passing on day that he is a huge Yankees fan. How fast will your stock rise when you happen to mention that you have two tickets to the game that you aren't using. You never would have been in position to pull off that nuclear ass kiss if you hadn't jotted down "Big Yankees fan" in the notebook.Good luck and happy ass kissing.

Download or read book Kiss My Math written by Danica McKellar and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-06-30 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling math workbook from actress and math genius Danica McKellar that teaches seventh to ninth grade girls how to conquer pre-algebra! Stepping up not only the math but the sass and style, McKellar helps math-phobic teenagers moving up into high school chill out and finally “get” negative numbers, variables, absolute values, exponents, and more. As she did so effectively in Math Doesn't Suck, McKellar uses personality quizzes, reader polls, real-life testimonials, and stories from her own life—in addition to clear instruction, helpful tips, and practice problems—revealing why pre-algebra is easier, more relevant, and more glamorous than girls think.

Download or read book Kiss My Ass Motherfucker written by Juto Note and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-31 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's truth and laughter all across the front of a blank lined notebook/ gag gift! This one-of-a-kind notebook is crafted like a 122 page paperback book. Each page contains a line format that's a bit bigger than the ever-familiar college rule format, and each page can handle your ink pens, gel pens, and pencils with no problem! This notebook also has an awesome softcover with a neat matte finish. SIZE: 6"x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) (WHITE PAPER)

Download or read book Always Remember that the Toes You Step on Today Could be Attached to the Ass You Have to Kiss Tomorrow written by Tony Reeves and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-20 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarcastic Quotes For Annoying Boss Or Colleague In Your Office. If you would like to see a sample of the notebook, click on the "Look Inside" feature. Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 12.48 x 9.25 Inch" Interior: Trim Size 6 x 9 No Bleed, White Lined Paper Pages: 100

Download or read book The Spiritual Whistleblower s Break Up Manual Volume 1 written by Chanel Clark and published by . This book was released on 2018-07-05 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you wondering if you just broke up with a Narcissist? Are you baffled at the betrayal, lies, cheating and financial abuse that your partner has inflicted before ghosting on you? Does your ex stalk you while trying to flaunt his new relationship in your face? Are you getting friend requests on Facebook from fake accounts? Do you have nightmares about the abuse you endured throughout your relationship? Well it is quite possible that you have more than likely been in a relationship with a Narcissist. The Spiritual Whistleblower's Break Up Manual gives you an a no nonsense, play-by-play breakdown of how to survive a tumultuous break up with a Narcissist. If your ex-boyfriend gloats about his new girlfriend in your face, but he continues to stalk and harass you, then chances are he's a Narcissist! Unfortunately, because of his disorder, he's only going to repeat the same cycle of abuse with the new girlfriend! The Spiritual Whistleblower's approach will teach you how to maintain your boundaries while disengaging all of the manipulation tactics and dirty schemes of the Narcissist. He's gonna try to reel you back into the relationship over and over again to only abuse you some more. Put a stop to Narcissistic abuse and learn how to destroy the Narcissist with the help of the Spiritual Whistleblower's relationship manual.

Download or read book The Correct Way To Fool Around written by Jeremiah Dotson and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003-06-23 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Correct Way To Fool Around is a collection of personal experiences, warnings and advice for people in relationships or for those contemplating relationships who may be wondering about the possibility of an affair. It not only instructs one on how to have a successful affair but also shows what people should look out for if they suspect a loved one of cheating.

Download or read book Kiss My A Mastering the Art of Saying NO written by Rachael Reed and published by Rachael Reed. This book was released on 2024-03-03 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you tired of being everyone's go-to person, always bending over backward to accommodate others at the expense of your own happiness? It's time to flip the script with "Kiss My A**: Mastering the Art of Saying NO"—your ultimate guide to reclaiming your life, setting rock-solid boundaries, and finally putting yourself first. This isn't just an eBook; it's a revolution against the tyranny of people-pleasing! Dive into the hilarious, heartwarming, and sometimes absurd world of learning to say "No" with grace, guts, and a bit of gusto. From the pitfalls of the perpetual yes-man to the liberation of living on your own terms, "Kiss My A**" is packed with real-life anecdotes, practical strategies, and transformative insights that will empower you to: - Identify and dismantle the people-pleasing habits that drain your energy. - Discover the joy and power in setting boundaries that protect your time, energy, and well-being. - Cultivate the art of self-care without an ounce of guilt. - Navigate the backlash from those accustomed to your endless "Yes" with confidence and poise. - Inspire and uplift others by living your most authentic, unapologetic life. Written with a mix of sharp wit, relatable stories, and actionable advice, "Kiss My A**" makes for a compelling read that's as entertaining as it is enlightening. Whether you're a recovering people-pleaser, a boundary-setting novice, or simply someone who dreams of a life where your needs take center stage, this book is your ticket to freedom. Say goodbye to the stress of stretching yourself too thin and hello to a life filled with more joy, fulfillment, and peace. It's time to make yourself the priority—because you're worth it. Grab your copy of "Kiss My A**: Mastering the Art of Saying NO" today and start living the life you've always wanted, one powerful "No" at a time. Your journey to self-empowerment and unabashed self-care starts now. Are you ready to join the revolution?

Download or read book Billboard written by and published by . This book was released on 1994-04-23 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In its 114th year, Billboard remains the world's premier weekly music publication and a diverse digital, events, brand, content and data licensing platform. Billboard publishes the most trusted charts and offers unrivaled reporting about the latest music, video, gaming, media, digital and mobile entertainment issues and trends.

Download or read book Fatboy written by John Clancy and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 2009 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: John Clancy / 3m, 2f Fatboy is a brutal comedy inspired by Alfred Jarry's Ubu Roi. This satire on modern America's insatiable appetites--from gobbling up 72oz. steaks to small nations--is presented as a live-action Punch and Judy show. In this fast-moving, shocking, profane, dead-on, funhouse mirror reflection of the world today, the brutish allegory known as Fatboy, along with his monstrous wife, Queen Fudgie the First, stands trial for war crimes. Despite overwhelming evidence the court refus