Download or read book King Daddy Best F cking Ever written by Uncle Joe Memories and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-12 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Fun Notebook features: 6" x 9", 120 College Ruled Pages. Paperback Journal Softcover. Portable size for School, College, Work or Home. Great Gift for the Holidays of Gag Gifts for Coworkers, Friends, and Family. A Versatile Composition Notebook Style with Lined Pages it has over 120 pages perfect for you to write your own thoughts, scribbles or doodles, get a little creative or just writing down lists or ideas. This makes the perfect back to school gift! Grab this notebook, get creative or give it to someone special. Perfect for men, dads and Fathers. It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Fathers day, Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday and Holidays.
Download or read book King of Dads Best F cking Ever written by Uncle Joe Memories and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-12 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Fun Notebook features: 6" x 9", 120 College Ruled Pages. Paperback Journal Softcover. Portable size for School, College, Work or Home. Great Gift for the Holidays of Gag Gifts for Coworkers, Friends, and Family. A Versatile Composition Notebook Style with Lined Pages it has over 120 pages perfect for you to write your own thoughts, scribbles or doodles, get a little creative or just writing down lists or ideas. This makes the perfect back to school gift! Grab this notebook, get creative or give it to someone special. Perfect for men, dads and Fathers. It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Fathers day, Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday and Holidays.
Download or read book F cking History written by The Captain and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life. Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born. The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present with topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and why dog owners rule (sorry, cat people). Along the way you'll get a glimpse of Edith Wharton's sex life, dating rituals in Ancient Greece, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting techniques, and squad goals from Catherine the Great. You'll learn why losing yourself in a relationship will make you crazy--like Joanna of Castile, who went from accomplished badass to Joanna the Mad after obsessing over a guy known as Philip the Handsome. You'll discover how Resting Bitch Face has been embraced throughout history (so wear it proudly). And you'll see why it's never a good idea to f*ck with powerful women--from pirate queens to diehard suffragettes to Cleo-f*cking-patra. People in the past were just like us--so learn from life's losers and emulate the badasses. The Captain shows you how.
Download or read book King of the Grill Best F cking Ever written by Uncle Joe Memories and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-12 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Fun Notebook features: 6" x 9", 120 College Ruled Pages. Paperback Journal Softcover. Portable size for School, College, Work or Home. Great Gift for the Holidays of Gag Gifts for Coworkers, Friends, and Family. A Versatile Composition Notebook Style with Lined Pages it has over 120 pages perfect for you to write your own thoughts, scribbles or doodles, get a little creative or just writing down lists or ideas. This makes the perfect back to school gift! Grab this notebook, get creative or give it to someone special. Perfect for men, dads and Fathers. It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Fathers day, Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday and Holidays.
Download or read book I Don t Know Sh t About F ck written by Ruth Langmore and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the rich philosophy of Ruth Langmore, everyone’s favorite foul-mouthed criminal, in this irreverent, playful, and profanity laden “guide to life” inspired by the hit Netflix television series Ozark. Toughened by both her criminal ties and her dedication to her family, Ruth Langmore is guided by one principal: She doesn’t know sh*t about f*ck. Far from being willfully ignorant, Ruth admits that she has much to learn, forming a personal philosophy based on a positive attitude toward lifelong learning. A born survivor, Ruth knows a thing or two about persevering through life’s most difficult situations. In this blunt but profound guide to life, Ruth herself shows you how to navigate your own personal blind sides, while simultaneously learning the skills you need to thrive. So, listen motherfu*kers, and forget everything you think you know.
Download or read book My Dad s Best Friend written by S.E. Law and published by S.E. Law Romance. This book was released on with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bailey’s always been a good girl. She gets stellar grades in an effort to make her single dad proud. But when a make-out session with her high school boyfriend goes horribly wrong, Christopher Maddox, her dad’s best friend steps in. The alpha male is determined to show Bailey how real men handle a woman with curves. Chris Maddox is a successful real estate developer responsible for millions of dollars in property. He doesn’t date inexperienced, virginal young girls. But lately he’s noticed that his best buddy’s daughter is all grown up. Now, Bailey is all sass and swing, with a feisty personality and curves that beg to be noticed. He’s determined to stay hands off when it comes to this piece of temptation, but when Bailey begs for it, can he keep his promise? Who hasn’t dreamed about a hot older guy who barges in and catches you in the act? But Bailey’s powerful alpha male also happens to be her dad’s best friend! Be sure to have a tall glass of ice water nearby because you’ll be sweltering after reading this tale! No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always a HEA for my readers.
Download or read book Pregnant By My Dad s Best Friend written by S.E. Law and published by S.E. Law Romance. This book was released on with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some girls like their coffee black, but I take mine with a helping of salty, frothy cream. Jamie: I work for my dad’s best friend as a barista at one of his cafes. It’s fun and easy. I wipe tables, clean the counter, and pull shots of espresso during my shift. Except the gorgeous Dane Kenneally himself stops by one day, taking my breath away. My dad’s best friend is huge. Handsome. Incredibly dominating with blue eyes that see everything, and a milk frother so big that it drips non-stop. Even better, Dane’s milk frother makes a special type of cream … that he thinks I’ll adore! Dane: Yeah, I’m a dirty f*ck. I hire pretty young baristas to work at my cafes because customers appreciate it. Jamie is no exception. My buddy’s daughter is curvy, ripe, and so beautiful that my eyes hurt just looking at her. Even better, Jamie’s learning the ins and outs of the java business … and it’s up to me to teach her to take her joe with cream! This is a follow up to Pregnant By My Best Friend’s Dad (Ed and Kimber’s Story). In this tale, we’re following along with Jamie (Ed’s daughter) and Dane (Ed’s best friend). Yes, Dane’s got two decades on his pretty barista. Yes, Jamie’s dad would kill them if he found out. But do our star-crossed lovers care? Not at all! In fact, they want to get down and dirty, and to hell with the stars! Get ready for a load of fun because if you like natural, 100% organic cream straight from the source, then this is your story. Not only that, but there’s a special double wedding in the epilogue that’s better than any fairy tale ending! As always, no cheating, no cliffhangers, and always a HEA.
Download or read book Glow in the F cking Dark written by Tara Schuster and published by Dial Press. This book was released on 2023-02-28 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the runaway hit Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies shares honest and practical lessons for healing your past and owning your future so you can radiate strength, bravery, and joy when life gets dark. “A revealing and powerful book that lit me up from the inside out.”—GLENNON DOYLE, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Untamed Tara Schuster thought she was on stable ground. For years, she’d worked like hell to repair the emotional wounds inflicted during what she refers to as her “mess-wreck disaster” of a childhood. She’d brought radical healing rituals and self-love into her life. On most days, she was a happy, stable adult. She even wrote a book about it! But then she lost her job, the one on which she had staked her entire identity. Cue a panic-attack-doom-spiral that brought her harshest childhood traumas to the surface. Isolated at home during a global pandemic, she felt piercing loneliness and a lack of purpose like she had never known. Finally, after experiencing a terrifying dissociative episode while driving down the highway, she realized that enough was enough; she needed to slow down and pull over—literally. It was time for Tara to stop the hustling and to reclaim her essential, free, and loving self. Glow in the F*cking Dark is a guide to healing your deepest wounds, getting off your “good enough” plateau, and creating the spectacular life that you most desire. Tara clawed her way out of the darkness and recovered her shine, and in this book, she shows how to • recognize trauma reactions and choose new ways to respond • find what’s really under your anxiety • repair your relationship with your body • find solace and purpose in something bigger than yourself Full of practical, achievable baby steps that we can take today, this book is for anyone ready to liberate themselves from their emotional suffering, discover their purpose, and finally sit in the driver’s seat of their life. It’s for anyone who is tired, hurting, and feeling like their essential brightness has dimmed. It’s for people who are ready to glow, even when sh*t gets grim.
Download or read book There is No F cking Secret written by Kelly Osbourne and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The TV personality reflects on lessons learned throughout her unconventional life as the middle child of music legend Ozzy Osbourne, describing her transformation from a perceived unattractive misfit to her signature "lavender swan" identity.
Download or read book Buy Yourself the F cking Lilies written by Tara Schuster and published by Dial Press. This book was released on 2020-02-18 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brutally honest, often hilarious, hard-won lessons in learning to love and care for yourself from a former vice president at Comedy Central who was called “ahead of her time” by Jordan Peele “You’re going to want Tara Schuster to become your new best friend.”—Glennon Doyle, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Untamed “Compelling, persuasive, and useful no matter where you are in your life.”—Chelsea Handler, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Life Will Be the Death of Me By the time she was in her late twenties, Tara Schuster was a rising TV executive who had worked for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and helped launch Key & Peele to viral superstardom. By all appearances, she had mastered being a grown-up. But beneath that veneer of success, she was a chronically anxious, self-medicating mess. No one knew that her road to adulthood had been paved with depression, anxiety, and shame, owing in large part to her minimally parented upbringing. She realized she’d hit rock bottom when she drunk-dialed her therapist pleading for help. Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies is the story of Tara’s path to re-parenting herself and becoming a “ninja of self-love.” Through simple, daily rituals, Tara transformed her mind, body, and relationships, and shows how to • fake gratitude until you actually feel gratitude • excavate your emotional wounds and heal them with kindness • identify your self-limiting beliefs, kick them to the curb, and start living a life you choose • silence your inner frenemy and shield yourself from self-criticism • carve out time each morning to start your day empowered, inspired, and ready to rule • create a life you truly, totally f*cking LOVE This is the book Tara wished someone had given her and it is the book many of us desperately need: a candid, hysterical, addictively readable, practical guide to growing up (no matter where you are in life) and learning to love yourself in a non-throw-up-in-your-mouth-it’s-so-cheesy way.
Download or read book Learning to Slow the F Ck Down written by Erica Mortimer and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2018-08-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reading Learning to Slow the F*ck Down is like sitting down for a cup of coffee with a good friend. A friend is who is engaging, insightful and playfully irreverent. This book offers a raw and real look at the journey to mindfulness. A licensed mental health clinician, Erica recognizes that many people are afraid of change, of being alone, of living, of loving, of embracing the power within. Erica draws on both her professional and personal experiences to inspire others and provide a guide to inner peace. This is not your average book about meditation, it is more than that. In Learning to Slow the F*ck Down, Erica weaves analogy with insight to show how slowing down and being present can increase your productivity, joy, peace and pleasure. Erica shows how loosening your grip on life will allow you to move from a place of fear to a place of flow.
Download or read book The Four Thoughts That F ck You Up and How to Fix Them written by Daniel Fryer and published by Random House. This book was released on 2019-12-12 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whatever life throws at you, learn to deal with it in a healthier and more rational way. When it comes to destructive emotions and unhelpful behaviours, you are your own worst enemy. Rather than people or situations driving you to depression, distraction or doughnuts, all too often it’s your own unhealthy beliefs and thought habits that hold you back and f**k everything up. But, what can you do about it? Highly Experienced REBT (Rational Emotive Behaviour Therapy) psychotherapist Daniel Fryer can stop these thoughts from messing up your life using a simple but effective model. In The Four Thoughts that F**k You Up ... And How to Fix Them he reveals the four unhealthy beliefs that hold you back (Dogmatic Demands, Dramas, I Can’t Copes and Pejorative Put-Downs) and shows you how to replace them with four healthy beliefs (Flexible Preferences, Perspectives, I Can Copes and Unconditional Acceptance) – in as little as six weeks. Yes, you read that right: Just six weeks to a new you. Developed in the mid-fifties by psychotherapist Albert Ellis, REBT is known as the first form of cognitive behaviour therapy (CBT). Not only is it an effective therapy, but it’s also an excellent philosophy for every day life. With this model, Daniel will help you identify a specific personal challenge and then reframe how you react to it, leading to a calmer, happier you. This approach is especially helpful if you struggle with stress, anxiety, depression, anger or self-doubt, or if you want to improve your relationships with family, colleagues and peers or, simply, yourself. When you free your mind from the thoughts that f**k you up, you’ll never look at anything the same way again. Want to get started?
Download or read book Sierra Where Mum written by Keith Orton and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-07-11 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This journal covers three and a half years spent in Africa, to be precise Sierra Leone. A time that as shaped many of the ways I live today and my attitude to life in general. It recalls some the good times of which there were many, the not so good times of which there were enough to stay in my memory to this day. Has the son of a serving Soldier I went wherever my father was posted, Hong Kong, Singapore and Germany to name just a few. But the posting to Sierra Leone was by far the best.
Download or read book I Woke Up One Day Changed My F cking Mind written by Challaine Emerson and published by Challaine Professional Services LTD. . This book was released on 2024-06-18 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join me in a real time journey through the past, as I relive my relationship with alcohol from an early age. I invite you to walk with me as I get sober & truly find myself within sobriety (while writing this book in 91 days). Discover how I am now crushing my goals and living my dreams! You may also relate to me, and find yourself within these pages & begin your own path to healing! Find out how alcohol has shaped me into the woman & mother that I am today, after being immersed in “mommy wine” culture for so many years. I dive deep into many painful events in my life, such as my police statement after being molested, when I was 13. I was told by a family member that I was "seeking attention" and that the event was "alleged." Fast forward a few decades... I went to jail, almost lost my dream home, my kids, my marriage and my life. Be with me as I transform from having suicidal thoughts to waking up every day and knowing it'll be the BEST day ever! Challaine is a mother of 4 and self proclaimed 90's girl who was on the verge of losing her family because she couldn't get a grip on her alcohol use & abuse. After 20+ years of poisoning herself; her body & mind had finally had enough. On her last night of drinking, she popped a little pill and thought, “How many do I have to take to end it all?” It Was Time! She FINALLY... "Woke Up One Day & Changed Her F*cking Mind."
Download or read book Best Job Ever written by Dr. CK Bray and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2016-03-28 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An action-based plan for building the career of your dreams Best Job Ever! is the ultimate guide to creating your dream career and increasing your financial success by providing you with valuable and insightful career information, personal stories and examples of others who have successfully created their Best Job Ever! Written by a nationally recognized expert in career development, this book provides you with a concrete, step-by-step blueprint for revolutionizing your career and revamping your life. You'll find the motivation you need to climb out of your daily ruts as you dig deep to discover your personal motivation, financial needs, and career and life goals. This actionable guide gets you started right away as you explore various avenues for improvement—whether that means re-engaging with the job you have, getting that promotion or making a career change. You'll learn how to overcome career fear, beat job boredom, find and follow your passion while advancing your skill sets and building a career and life plan. The stories will help you decide when to forge ahead with your current career, when to change tracks entirely and how to increase your salary while doing it. If a career change is in the cards, you'll learn how to make the transition with minimal disruption to your finances and emotional well being so you can get quickly get back on track to achieving your dreams. Do you currently love your job? Have you ever loved your job? Whether you're in the wrong career or just lost the passion somewhere along the way, this book gives you a clear action plan with step by step guidance to help you build the career and life you want. Discover the principles of career development Create a job that is meaningful and fulfilling Increase Your Career Income Minimize the financial impact of changing careers/What to do when you get laid off or fired. Build the life and career you want and find happiness while doing it The vast majority of employees feel disconnected from their careers and dread going to work. Life is short! Don't waste your days in unfulfilling career when there are options out there to create the Best Job Ever! and find meaningful, fulfilling and financially rewarding work.
Download or read book Where s My F cking Latte and Other Stories About Being an Assistant in Hollywood written by Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff and published by Glenneyre Press. This book was released on with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Kindle Bestselling book featured on TV's "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD" DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS... Every movie and TV star has one. So does every agent and manager. Some producers and studio execs have two or even three. I'm talking about an assistant. Someone to answer your phones, pick up your dry cleaning. Someone to hide your drugs. Your assistant knows what you eat, who you're sleeping with and what medications you're taking. They listen in on your phone calls. They are the eyes and ears of Hollywood... and occasionally they talk. Culled from dozens of interviews with former and current Hollywood assistants, Where's My F*cking Latte is a no-holds barred insider's look at what really goes on behind Tinseltown's closed doors. PRAISE FOR "WHERE'S MY F*CKING LATTE?" "I can tell you firsthand that what goes on behind-the-scenes of Hollywood's glittering facade is usually shocking, insane and full of sex offers. Where's My F*cking Latte perfectly captures the abusive and often hysterically unbelievable world of celebs and Tinseltown power-brokers and the culture of excess and entitlement they live in. Two thumbs WAY, WAY UP!" - Daniella Cracknell, Publicist to many of TV's iconic stars from Dick Clark, Howie Mandel, Geraldo Rivera, Mario Lopez to name a few... ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff is a bestselling and award-winning author living in Los Angeles who has been known to occasionally moonlight as a TV host, voice-over artist and rock journalist. A professional composer of music for television for many years, opportunity knocked and transformed him into a screen/TV writer and author featured on "Access Hollywood." Then a podcast recorded in his car became a weeknightly drive-time radio show on Sirius Sateillite Radio. This led to a handsome feature in Playboy Magazine that compared Mark to Howard Stern and Jon Stewart.
Download or read book CEO Daddy written by Nikita Slater and published by Nikita Slater Writing Services Ltd.. This book was released on 2022-06-23 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: CEO Daddy is a contemporary gay BDSM romance novel by USA Today Bestselling Author Nikita Slater and debut author R. Glazer. Will is surfing through life looking for his next big adventure. Alex is a no-nonsense CEO hiding a wild side. The last thing Alex expected when he opened the door to his hotel room was to find one of his employees standing on the other side. Now he has a choice to make. Return to his boring, predictable life or follow Will into the unknown. Sexy and sweet, Will is the perfect man to show Alex what he’s been missing all these years. Will is carefree, confident, and kind. Everything Alex wants in his life, but never thought he deserved. Bearded and ripped, Alex is exactly Will’s type of date. He just needs to make Alex see how good they are together. Will’s not looking for anything serious, but when his fantasies about his gorgeous boss start to come true, he’s pulled into a life and love he can’t deny. As they grow closer together, exploring an undeniable bond, two things threaten to tear them apart; Alex’s family and an unexpected event that puts one of them in danger. CEO Daddy is the first book in the Hot Vancouver Nights series. It a MM romance, with BDSM themes and is completely standalone. Mild drug and alcohol use. Keywords: gay romance, BDSM romance, sex club, BDSM club, MM romance, LGBTQ romance, contemporary romance, dominant hero, surfing, mountain climbing, office romance, CEO, boss, employee, coming out, suspense, injured hero, motorcycle, gay couple, gay happy ever after, friends to lovers
