Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Download or read book Youth s Companion written by and published by . This book was released on 1927 with total page 812 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book St Nicholas written by Mary Mapes Dodge and published by . This book was released on 1919 with total page 698 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Boys Life written by and published by . This book was released on 1988-07 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boys' Life is the official youth magazine for the Boy Scouts of America. Published since 1911, it contains a proven mix of news, nature, sports, history, fiction, science, comics, and Scouting.
Download or read book St Nicholas written by and published by . This book was released on 1879 with total page 552 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book An Apache Life way written by Morris Edward Opler and published by U of Nebraska Press. This book was released on 1996-01-01 with total page 570 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally published in 1941, An Apache Life-Way remains one of the most important and innovative studies of southwestern Native Americans, drawing upon a rich and invaluable body of data gathered by the ethnographer Morris Edward Opler during the 1930s. Blending the analysis of individual Apache lives with the analysis of their culture, this landmark study tells of the ceremonies, religious beliefs, social life, and economy of the Chiricahua Apache. Opler traces, in fascinating detail, how a person “becomes an Apache,” beginning with conception, moving through puberty rites, marriage, and the various religious, domestic, and military duties and experiences of adulthood, and concluding with the rites and beliefs surrounding death.
Download or read book To Squeeze a Prairie Dog An American Novel written by Scott Semegran and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-12-21 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the story of a sincere young man from a small town who joins a government agency. His quirky coworkers discover a computer glitch, saving the State of Texas millions, but the crotchety governor and a curious reporter threaten to ruin their lives. From award-winning writer Scott Semegran, To Squeeze a Prairie Dog is an American, modern-day tale with working-class folks-part fable, part satire, and part comedy-revealing that camaraderie amongst kind-hearted friends wins the day over evil intentions.
Download or read book The Pioneer Boys of the Missouri written by St. George Rathborne and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2023-10-25 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 'The Pioneer Boys of the Missouri' by St. George Rathborne, readers are taken on a thrilling adventure through the American wilderness as three boys brave the challenges of the frontier. Rathborne's vivid descriptions and detailed narrative capture the essence of the pioneer spirit, enthralling readers with tales of courage and survival in the wild. The book is a prime example of American frontier literature, showcasing the grit and determination of early settlers in the face of adversity. Rathborne's storytelling is both captivating and educational, offering readers a glimpse into the harsh realities of life on the frontier. St. George Rathborne, a prolific writer of adventure stories, was inspired to write 'The Pioneer Boys of the Missouri' by his own love of the outdoors and fascination with American history. His background in journalism and his passion for storytelling shines through in the vivid characters and gripping plot of the book. Rathborne's dedication to historical accuracy and attention to detail make this book a valuable resource for those interested in pioneer life. I highly recommend 'The Pioneer Boys of the Missouri' to readers who enjoy adventure stories and historical fiction. Rathborne's masterful storytelling and rich descriptive language will transport you to the untamed wilderness of early America, where courage and friendship are tested against the backdrop of a changing frontier.
Download or read book Boys Life written by and published by . This book was released on 1980-03 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boys' Life is the official youth magazine for the Boy Scouts of America. Published since 1911, it contains a proven mix of news, nature, sports, history, fiction, science, comics, and Scouting.
Download or read book Prairie Dog Empire written by Paul A. Johnsgard and published by U of Nebraska Press. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For hundreds of years black-tailed prairie dogs inhabited the Great Plains by the millions, improving the grazing for bison and pronghorn antelope, digging escape holes and homes for burrowing owls and rodents, and serving as prey for badgers, coyotes, hawks, and bobcats. This book by the renowned naturalist and writer Paul A. Johnsgard tells the complex biological and environmental story of the western Great Plains under the prairie dog?s reign?and then under a brief but devastating century of human dominion. ø An indispensable and highly readable introduction to the ecosystem of the shortgrass prairie, Prairie Dog Empire describes in clear and detailed terms the habitat and habits of black-tailed prairie dogs; their subsistence, seasonal behavior, and the makeup of their vast colonies; and the ways in which their ?towns? transform the surrounding terrain?for better or worse. Johnsgard recounts how this terrain was in turn transformed over the past century by the destruction of prairie dogs and their grassland habitats, together with the removal of the bison and their replacement with domestic livestock. A disturbing look at profound ecological alterations in the environment, this book also offers a rare and invaluable close-up view of the rich history and threatened future of the creature once considered the ?keystone? species of the western plains. ø Included are maps, drawings, and listings of more than two hundred natural grassland preserves where many of the region?s native plants and animals may still be seen and studied.
Download or read book Master of His Foes written by Daniel Bishop and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-05-02 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside you'll find some of my most treasured early writings inter-mixed with newer material. Some short fiction, and what I've loosely called 'philosophical literary prose', as well as a few pieces of good old rhyme n' poetry that will provide inspiring food for your mind. Somewhat in-depth serious topics are covered, sometimes with a romantic flow, and I do think you'll enjoy the perspectives presented. I thought it a good idea to not be linear along the time line with this material, and to be honest I donât know why, but I did so with my book of art âMad Thru The Ages Artâ, as well. Call it ⦠quirky. They'll take you for a ride into new places, new feelings and ideas, Iâm sure. Please Enjoy!
Download or read book Ladies Home Companion written by and published by . This book was released on 1909 with total page 1084 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Gospels According to Reverend Ike written by Karen LaMantia and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2003-10-10 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Different Minds are at work at the Abiding Light Sanitarium for the Mentally Ill. Ike The Preacher Ham is admitted there, to learn what the world needs to know to change minds and hearts, to help heal Planet Earth. Then, it is back to Mobile, to see how the Gospels help people make peace and harmony and get ready for Union. Join Earth Neighbors On Line www.earthneighborhood.com On-going adventures of your Mobile Neighbors, as they tackle the real problems and perils of our world. Join us in the hood, online, any time!
Download or read book It S Smart to Be a Birdbrain written by Professor Birdbrain and published by Author House. This book was released on 2006-04-14 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comments from Kids of All Ages It is a Rare and Admirable Educational Effort" Ms. Ramona Van Riper *President*National Turkey Vulture Society "A fun kid's book and you learn a lot about owls" Allison*Age10*Grade 5*Virginia "Gaylord the Prairie Dog is tooo cute" Geri*Age 62 yrs*Office Manager*California "Albert the Wood Duck is funny and cool, I really liked Albert" Willie*Age 13 yrs*7th Grade*Florida "Great Story-Good Facts" Bob*Age 54*Minister*Wisconsin "I was thoroughly "Edu-Tained" by the wonderful stories of Professor Birdbrain" Joanna*Teacher/Educator *www.mothernaturelive.com*California "I Think the story is full of facts and that it is a great story" Mathew*Age 8 yrs*Grade 38*Virginia "Professor Birbrain's creation and development of Edu-Tainment is an important contribution to educational literature" Daniel*Age 59 *Recycling Plant Manager*Minnesota
Download or read book We Survived and Thrived written by Ken Tate and published by DRG Wholesale. This book was released on 2003 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When things go wrong as they sometimes will, When the road you're trudging seems all uphill, When the funds are low and the debts are highAnd you want to smile, but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit, Rest, if you must, but don't you quit.Times were tough, but we made it through.These were times when people depended on one another, when they learned to take nothing for granted, and to recognize those things that were more important than the luxuries money could buy.
Download or read book Through Indian Sign Language written by William C. Meadows and published by University of Oklahoma Press. This book was released on 2015-09-22 with total page 484 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hugh Lenox Scott, who would one day serve as chief of staff of the U.S. Army, spent a portion of his early career at Fort Sill, in Indian and, later, Oklahoma Territory. There, from 1891 to 1897, he commanded Troop L, 7th Cavalry, an all-Indian unit. From members of this unit, in particular a Kiowa soldier named Iseeo, Scott collected three volumes of information on American Indian life and culture—a body of ethnographic material conveyed through Plains Indian Sign Language (in which Scott was highly accomplished) and recorded in handwritten English. This remarkable resource—the largest of its kind before the late twentieth century—appears here in full for the first time, put into context by noted scholar William C. Meadows. The Scott ledgers contain an array of historical, linguistic, and ethnographic data—a wealth of primary-source material on Southern Plains Indian people. Meadows describes Plains Indian Sign Language, its origins and history, and its significance to anthropologists. He also sketches the lives of Scott and Iseeo, explaining how they met, how Scott learned the language, and how their working relationship developed and served them both. The ledgers, which follow, recount a variety of specific Plains Indian customs, from naming practices to eagle catching. Scott also recorded his informants’ explanations of the signs, as well as a multitude of myths and stories. On his fellow officers’ indifference to the sign language, Lieutenant Scott remarked: “I have often marveled at this apathy concerning such a valuable instrument, by which communication could be held with every tribe on the plains of the buffalo, using only one language.” Here, with extensive background information, Meadows’s incisive analysis, and the complete contents of Scott’s Fort Sill ledgers, this “valuable instrument” is finally and fully accessible to scholars and general readers interested in the history and culture of Plains Indians.
Download or read book Chloe written by Jerry Leppart and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2019-01-14 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I am 21 years of age and I have discovered that I am the first and only human clone. Questions: Who am I? What am I? Do I have a soul? Do I share a soul? Am I a real person or just a copy, a shadow of a donor? I visited with Dr. Ahmann who performed the cloning twenty-two years ago. He told me that there are no others to guide me, but I could probably have a normal life if I did not stress myself. There was no way I could stay here. I had to get away, away from everything familiar. I left Minnesota and took off for the mountains. In Montana, I picked up a hitchhiker, Billy Two Bears, who stayed with me for awhile. He told me of the Native American values and the true meaning of life. After a night of intimacy, he was gone. But he left me with words that I will never forget. I continued to the Canadian Rockies, to Banff, Lake Louise and Emerald Lake Lodge. I had been having some mini seizures, so it was time to head home. On my way back to the States, I picked up two female hitchhikers who taught me not to be afraid of the choices that I make. In Wyoming I stood before Devils Tower monument at dusk as fireflies twirled around me, illuminating the way as if they were spirits rising from the ground. At home I visited Dr. Ahmann again and I found that I am pregnant. My choices? I can have a full life, or I can have a baby, but I probably can’t have both. So now I need to decide what I should do. Should I give life, and by doing so end life? Or should I end life and by doing so give life? And all I have left are Billy’s words to show me the way.
