Download or read book Jungle Adventure Fart Book written by T. J. Gusman and published by Infinityou. This book was released on 2018-09-11 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: T.J. Gusman's new book that is called Jungle Adventure Fart Book: Funny Book For Kids Age 6-10 With Smelly Fart Jokes & Flatulent Illustrations - Black & White Version is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... The fart blowing character in the book is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of every single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his smelly way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end, there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom , and much more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8-year-old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society! Purchase this Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent-kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because of the cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious and cover each African jungle animal and adventure in LOL style. Children love Kid jokes and these illustrations are very funny jokes all by themselves and even without reading the short fart stories that come with each illustration adventure in the jungle. This fun stories are perfect just to look at as a picture book or to read it at bedtime, too! Purchase this hilarious Superpower kid with Dog Farts Illustrations Book and LOL together with your kids...

Download or read book Fart Book African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle written by El Ninjo and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Black & White Illustration Version! BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Fart Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK! Your kids will LOL & tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This is the New & Enhanced Version Of The Famous Fart Book: African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle, Vol. 3. All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading & by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories & illustrations than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo & I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals. These hilarious short stories with moral are teaching your kids the smart way! He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile & many more dangerous animals in the jungle & in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom & many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" Purchase this new & enhanced Fart Book right now for your kids & enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL toghether with your kids because the colorful cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious. El Ninjo closes each jungle adventure with some valuable tips, facts, and things a kid should absolutely know about each African jungle animal that is covered in each chapter. For example, do you know that the Kilimanjaro consists of 3 peaks? Did you know that the Mount Kilimanjaro is seen as one of the Seven Natural Wonders of Africa and did you know that this was officially declared and happened all very recently. El Ninjo is going to show you some more interesting nuggets inside. Take a peek inside to see the awesome way that you can participate in an interactive way: - read the stories - listen to them while reading simultaneously - enjoying the wonderful colorful & hilarious illustrations - determining El Ninjo's next fart path yourself! - fun stories for bedtime His smart bean blowing ways help him & his family survive the dangerous jungle with the Safari mobil bus. Soon, you will laugh about these funny fart adventures as you are looking at the bean blowing expert of defense himself and as he heroically leads the Safari team through the dangers of the jungle. Go ahead...purchase it right now & download the Audio version that is included inside each chapter of the farting dog book. Each bottom burping story also comes with a beautifully colored illustration so that the fun becomes triple fun with this hilarious dog farts book. Each dog fart book chapter includes: the hilarious English story in text format, the b/w illustrations & the Audiobook form Yes, El Ninjo's short stories with moral are fun!

Download or read book Fart Book African Bean Fart in the Adventures Jungle written by El Ninjo and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Fart Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK! Your kids will LOL & tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This is the New & Enhanced Version Of The Famous Fart Book: African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle, Vol. 3. All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading & by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories & colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo & I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals. These hilarious short stories with moral are teaching your kids the smart way! He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" Purchase this new & enhanced Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL toghether with your kids because the colorful cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious. El Ninjo closes each jungle adventure with some valuable tips, facts, and things a kid should absolutely know about each African jungle animal that is covered in each chapter. For example, do you know that the Kilimanjaro consists of 3 peaks? Did you know that the Mount Kilimanjaro is seen as one of the Seven Natural Wonders of Africa and did you know that this was officially declared and happened all very recently. El Ninjo is going to show you some more interesting nuggets inside. Take a peek inside to see the awesome way that you can participate in an interactive way: - read the stories - listen to them while reading simultaneously - enjoying the wonderful colorful and hilarious illustrations - determining El Ninjo's next fart path yourself! - fun stories for bedtime His smart bean blowing ways help him and his family survive the dangerous jungle with the Safari mobil bus. Soon, you will laugh about these funny fart adventures as you are looking at the bean blowing expert of defense himself and as he heroically leads the Safari team through the dangers of the jungle. Go ahead...purchase it right now and download the Audio version that is included inside each chapter of the farting dog book. Each bottom burping story also comes with a beautifully colored illustration so that the fun becomes triple fun with this hilarious dog farts book. Color Version! Each dog fart book chapter includes: the hilarious English story in text format, the colored illustration & the Audiobook form Yes, El Ninjo's short stories with moral are fun!

Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

Download or read book Best Graphic Novels For Kids Farts Book written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-28 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of 2. You will get FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 2 + FART BOOK: African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle, New & Enhanced Version Volume 3 All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 2 and the situations go like this: * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenia clouds...

Download or read book Farts in the Wild written by H. W. Smeldit and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-01-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!

Download or read book Comic Books For Kids Fart Superhero Books For Kids written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-29 with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This is the New & Enhanced Version Of The Famous Fart Book: African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle, Volume 3. All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud Effect and many more steamy Kenia bean blowing stories... See you inside where the bottom burping fun begins...

Download or read book Superpower Kids Comic Books For Kids Comic Illustrations Comic Books For Kids Age 8 written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-03 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book 1 & 2: Whether you're a "pro" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends, every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll LOL at this hilarious book with dozens of hilarious illustrations. You & Your Kids Will Laugh Out Loud! Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself, El Ninjo, as he demonstrates in Fart Book Volume 2: WANTED: The Best Sport Activity For El Ninjo - Fart Pleasures On the Center Court and Beyond many different kinds of fart situations and he shows you how to turn each different sports activity condition into his own fart advantage to win the tough competition. The list of fart sport activities goes like this: The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride How To Jump Higher How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art Ski Jumping Winners Are Powered by Farts The 18th Hole Trick and many more ... In this compilation you will also get access to Volume 2 of El Ninjo's fart book. In African Bean Adventures In The Jungle, El Ninjo uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life in the jungle! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. El Ninjo's bean blowing adventures in the jungle give your kids the perfect platform to guess and participate in an interactive and fun way what is going to happen next and what animal is El Ninjo's favorite jungle animal. Kids can participate in an interactive way and you will see how this works inside the book. The list of the African Bean Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: The Safari Mobil Breakdown The Jungle Bang The Bean Slam'n Smoke The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster The Tears Gas Boom , and many more...

Download or read book Toot and Poot Adventures of Amazing Fart Friends written by Bryan Butvidas and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-08-13 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Come join Toot and Poot as the two fart friends go on an adventure of a lifetime to seek out the amazing and colorful unifarts within the mystical unifart forest! What kind of amazing things will they see on the way?Toot and Poot come from the imagination of my five-year-old daughter. Every night we challenge each other's creativity by making up silly stories. Many of those stories are about Toot and Poot, which I then write down and turn into books so we can share the fun with your family.

Download or read book Fart Book Fart Monster Bean Fart Jokes Stories written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-04 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let me introduce myself: "I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, you are going to love these bottom burping fart disasters! I am going to demonstrate how I take advantage of each single sports adventure in Volume 2." He uses his powerful bean blowing air push and wins every challenging sports activity like this: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story) and more bean blowing stories... In Volume 3, El Ninjo is demonstrating how he takes advantage of each dog farts adventure in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous jungle animals. These hilarious short stories are teaching your kids the smart way! He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" See you inside where you and your kids will laugh off your pants with these hilarious pant ripping stories...

Download or read book Gomer the Gassy Goat written by Hayley Rose and published by . This book was released on 2022-07-31 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids and adults alike will love this hysterical, tongue-twisting read-aloud about a goat who farts A LOT!Whether he is making silly faces or farting during goat yoga, Gomer the Gassy Goat will have you laughing out loud before you can say,"Trendy-bendy, nosy, noisy, smiley, smelly, classy, silly, sassy, gassy goat!"Fun goat facts included.

Download or read book Fart Book Funny Stories For 6 Year Olds written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-03 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: El Ninjo's new kid ebook that is called African Bean Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... a El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom , and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society! Purchase this Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL together with your kids because the cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious and cover each African jungle animal and adventure in LOL style. Children love Kid jokes and these illustrations are very funny jokes all by themselves and even without reading the short fart stories that come with each illustration adventure in the jungle. This fun stories are perfect just to look at as a picture book or to read it at bedtime, too! Purchase this hilarious Superpower Kids with Dog Farts Illustrations and LOL! See you inside..

Download or read book Comic Books For Kids Age 8 With Funny Farts Comic Illustrations Comic Pictures Audiobook For Children Dog Humor Books written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of 2. You will get FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 2 + FART BOOK: African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle, New & Enhanced Version Vol. 3 All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading & by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 2 and the situations go like this: * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile & many more dangerous animals in the jungle. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud ... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ...

Download or read book Children Fart Books Gross Out Book For Boys written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! + African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick ... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" Purchase this new & enhanced Fart Book right now for your kids and enjoy some fun parent kid time where you will LOL toghether with your kids because the colorful cartoon illustrations inside are hilarious. Children love Kid jokes and these illustrations are very fun jokes all by themselves and even without reading the fart stories that come with each colored illustration. This fun stories are very funny and enjoyable and even work as bedtime stories, too!...

Download or read book Hilarious Books For Teens Fart Monster Funny Jokes written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-28 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (this is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase "FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger!" right now...

Download or read book Comic Books For Boys Fart Books For Kids written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-04 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! This dog farts book with silly jokes for kids is a compilation of New & Enhanced Version of: Volume 1 Part 1 & 2 + Volume 2 + Volume 3. Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur, you are going to love these bottom burping fart disasters! The situations go like: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 2 he faces the most challenging sports activities. He uses his bean blowing ways in order to benefit from his powerful bean blowing air push and win every challenging sports activity like: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more stealth bean blowing stories...

Download or read book Fart Book Gross Out Book With Sweet Farts written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-05 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart Book: Gross Out Book With Sweet Farts Funny Stories To Make You Laugh With 33 Illustrations This is a 2 In 1 Box Set of El Ninjo's funny fart book series. This LOL fart book compilation includes 33 totally gross out fart stories for boys & 33 fart illustrations that come with each story. It is also perfect if you are looking for a fun short story or picture book because it includes 33 hilarious fart stories & illustrations that your kid can have a blast with. These hilarious illustrations alone will occupy & entertain your kid for a while, and I guarantee a very exciting and LOL reading time for your kid and yourself. It also adds some interactive elements and your kid can determine El Ninjo's future fart path, too. You'll get all the details inside! This compilation of 33 short stories is something for young and old, and once inside you will LOL for the rest of your reading time. So here we go and as El Ninjo puts it: "Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends, every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of hilarious illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom burping escapades, and I am going to impress you with my creative windy ways. I will not only show you every vapor blowing cloud trick that I have up my butt, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation to your own benefit!" In Volume 1 Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger! the list of fart situation goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Gasification In The Car The Neighbour Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter.... ...and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes In African Bean Adventures In The Jungle, El Ninjo uses his bean blowing way...