Download or read book Jolly Jokes for Older Folks written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.
Download or read book The Best of the Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-08-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brand-new, eye-catching cover makes this rerelease of humorist Bob Phillips’ Best of the Good Clean Jokes (more than 200,000 copies sold) sure to continue as a bestseller. Organized from A to Z, these amusing anecdotes and outrageous one-liners will keep readers entertained—and help them entertain others—for hours. Directions: If at first you don't succeed, try looking in the wastebasket for the directions. Operation: A minor operation is one performed on someone else. Prodigal: A Sunday school class was being quizzed on the prodigal son. The teacher asked, “Who was sorry when the prodigal son returned home?” A boy gave it a lot of thought and then answered, “The fatted calf.” Perfect for teens on up, these crazy quips, clean jokes, and witty observations are sure to garner laughs from everyone within earshot.
Download or read book The World s Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
Download or read book Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All-around funny man and bestselling author Bob Phillips is at it again with another crazy collection of zany fun that will leave youngsters rolling on the floor. Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids follows in the fun footsteps of Bob’s other popular kid-friendly joke books. Who wears a mask, smells good, and rides a horse? I don’t have the foggiest. The Cologne Ranger. Sure to keep the hilarity coming, these good clean jokes will widen the smiles of readers of all ages.
Download or read book Flat Out Awesome Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2008-07-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) shares more flat-out funny knock-knock jokes in this all new crazy collection of goofy guffaws and quirky quips. Kids will have a ball using these jokes to entertain friends and family. Parents can turn off the video on car trips as kids contribute to family conversation with a good clean helping of awesome knock-knock jokes. Whether they're on the playground, sitting on a long plane ride, or just bored on a rainy afternoon, kids can use these wacky wisecracks for all sorts of fun and laughter. Always good for a laugh, Bob Phillips' Flat-Out Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is a fun book for the whole family.
Download or read book A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2008-03-01 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter is the best medicine! And Bob Phillips, the primary care doctor of practical jokes, joins comic forces with cartoonist Jonny Hawkins to present one unforgettable dose of healthy humor and medical merriment in the form of— absolutely hilarious anecdotes one-liners worth repeating jokes to cure what ails a person cartoons to brighten any day Anyone who has been a patient, is part of the medical profession, or just wants to be sure their funny bone is working will love this prescription of laughter.
Download or read book Nutty Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2009-03-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This wild collection of knock-knock jokes is sure to keep the kids giggling and Gramps chuckling—the whole household will be in stitches! Keep this book in the car for some rib-tickling fun on long road trips. Keep it in the playroom for a quick smile. Keep it on a nearby ereader or app for a surefire icebreaker at the party. Filled to the brim with funny and just plain silly riddles, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!
Download or read book The Hilarious Book of Heavenly Humor written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling jokester Bob Phillips (more than 5.4 million books sold) and godly, goodly humor cartoonist Jonny Hawkins team up to take a lighthearted look at church, Bible characters and events, and faith in this collection that offers a bit of humor for those in the pulpit, pews, and anywhere in between. Eve: Adam, do you love me? Adam: Who else? Question: What caused Abel to feel neglected? Answer: His parents were raising Cain. This collection of jokes, quotes, and cartoons, alphabetized and indexed from Abel to Zacchaeus, will be a favorite resource for those who want to freshen their bulletins, newsletters, speeches, or sermons--or just infuse their earthly days with some good clean fun. Rerelease of The Awesome Book of Heavenly Humor.
Download or read book Bible Trivia for Every Day written by Phillips, Bob and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Awesome Book of Dog Humor written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2009-06-01 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny bone humor has gone to the dogs. And humans will forever be grateful as they roll over with laughter at cartoonist Jonny Hawkins' crack-up drawings and bestselling joke master Bob Phillips' pack of doggone good riddles happy tails to you--sled dog humor "What do you get when you crossbreed..." hilarious combos canine quotes and quips tales full of delightful puppy plots Perfect for dog lovers and humorists of every breed. Whoever buys this will forever be out of the doghouse.
Download or read book The Awesome Book of Cat Humor written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2009 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Curiosity got the cat and humor will get readers when they pick up a copy of this spectacular collection of cat humor from cartoonist Jonny Hawkins and bestselling jokester Bob Phillips. A litter full of clever quotes Tail-chasing laughs What cats really think! Kitty riddles Festive feline funny stories Page after page provides nine lives' worth of laughs for readers of every age.
Download or read book The Little Book of Big Laughs written by Donna Goodrich and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2014-10-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for entertainment, lead-ins for sermons or speeches, illustrations, and ice breakers, these short jokes and quips will help you relax, encourage your audience to listen, and provide a humorous note for talks, speeches, lessons, and social occasions. Organized by topics that include Marriage, Sports, Sunday School, Work, and more, this little humor book is easy to use and sized to fit into your briefcase, purse, or pocket. A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. Surgeon: “Eve was made from Adam’s rib, and that was surely a surgical operation.” Architect: “Maybe, but before that order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job.” Politician: “That may be, but somebody had to create the chaos!” Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this golf course.” Caddy: “Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth!” Mother: “I don’t think you should marry Henry. He’s a dentist and you’re a manicurist.” Daughter: “What does that have to do with it?” Mother: “I’m afraid you’ll fight tooth and nail.”
Download or read book How to Deal with Annoying People written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2011-03-01 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone knows the world is filled with annoying people. Family counselor Bob Phillips and inspirational speaker Kimberly Alyn offer help to those needing to improve their personal and professional relationships. They are two friends who have devoted many years to speaking, teaching, and consulting on this important topic. Churches, individuals, couples, employees, and managers will benefit from this look at personality styles and close—sometimes conflicted—interaction. Readers will discover why they are annoyed by others, why others are annoyed by them, and what they can do to create wholesome relationships. They’ll learn to employ biblical principles along with a fun and simple process of identifying social cues. The result will be an immediate improvement in relating to the significant people in their lives.
Download or read book Digital Talking Books Plus written by and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 474 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Talking Book Topics written by and published by . This book was released on 2009-03 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Phillips Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings written by Bob Phillips and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 1993 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.
Download or read book Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks written by G. Patrick Vennebush and published by Robert Reed Publishers. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Professor and Mathemagician, Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA --
