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Book Jewish Curses for All Occasions

Download or read book Jewish Curses for All Occasions written by Benjamin Einhorn and published by . This book was released on 1970 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Book If You Cant  Say Anything Nice  Say it in Yiddish

Download or read book If You Cant Say Anything Nice Say it in Yiddish written by Lita Epstein and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You don't have to be Jewish to get back at the shmendriks of the world! Yiddish - the most colourful language in the history of mankind. What other language gives you a whole dictionary of ways to tell someone to drop dead? That schmuck, for instance, who got promoted over you? He should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night. In these endlessly entertaining pages, you will find the perfect insult for every occasion, from the short and sweet (A plague on you - a finsteren yor) to the whole megillah (He should marry the daughter of the Angel of Death - khasene hobn zol er mit di malekh hamoves tokhter). Complete with hundreds of the most creative curses for the putzes and kvetchers of the world, together with the fascinating background of their origins and much Jewish wisdom born of suffering over the centuries, this is an indispensable guide for Jews and Gentiles alike. When it comes to cursing someone who sorely needs it, may you never be at a loss for words again. After Amo, Amas, Amat it's time to enjoy the joys of Yiddish! This work is very funny, and scholarly too. If you don't buy this book, may a soft balcony fall on your head! It contains all the wisdom (and curses!) born of the Jewish experience over thousands of years.

Book 101 Curses

    Book Details:
  • Author : Augustus Numley
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2012-05-18
  • ISBN : 9781477494905
  • Pages : 100 pages

Download or read book 101 Curses written by Augustus Numley and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2012-05-18 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 101 Curses is an incredible collection of spells, and whether you intend to curse anyone or not, this book would make a marvelous addition to any Magic or occult book collector's library. This book is a rare treasure trove of hard to find curses, suitable for almost anyone, whether they are new to the Magickal Arts, or are a seasoned practitioner. Some of these curses are so rotten, I'm ashamed to list them, so you will just have to buy it to find out the evil you could do with this diabolical collection! I feel for the person who angers you after you get this book! It contains an eclectic blend of curses from around the world, and is sure to have a curse for everyone on your naughty list. Spells 1-45 are traditional type spells which require components, most of which are easy to find household items. They include easy to-follow, precise instructions on how to perform the spells from start to finish. Some of the spells even have reversal methods included in case you want to back out and stop what you have unleashed. Spells 45-101 are a fun collection of time honored Irish Curses, which are easy to perform and need no preparation whatsoever. Just spout them out to your intended victim, and your Magick is done. This Huge compilation of over 100 spells covers a wide variety of subjects including curses used for breaking up relationships, love affairs, friendships, marriages, courtships, curses to cause bad luck in gambling, cause someone to lose their home, lose their job, decrease someone's stock, cause someone to become ugly, develop boils, catch the measles, mumps, shingles, break a limb, cause insanity, personal injury, depression, nightmares, headaches, and much more. There are also curses included especially for lawyers, teachers, judges, police officers, politicians, and others. There are also binding spells for when you want to take preventative measures against someone. This is a great book for the aggressive Magician.

Book Toasts

Download or read book Toasts written by Paul Dickson and published by Chartwell Books. This book was released on 2017-09-05 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For anyone who will ever face a sea of expectantly raised glasses, or anyone who is fascinated by words and word-play, this rich compendium of toasts for every occasion will prove as entertaining as it is useful. The best toasts ever proclaimed (and a few of the worst), funny and sentimental toasts, cynical and heartfelt toasts, justly famous and unjustly forgotten toasts, they're all here in the latest compilation of verbal fun from wordsmith extraordinaire Paul Dickson. Impossible to put down when browsing and easy to use when looking something up, Toasts one of those books that will never gather dust on the shelf.

Book Praying Curses

    Book Details:
  • Author : Daniel Nehrbass
  • Publisher : Wipf and Stock Publishers
  • Release : 2013-06-21
  • ISBN : 1621897494
  • Pages : 300 pages

Download or read book Praying Curses written by Daniel Nehrbass and published by Wipf and Stock Publishers. This book was released on 2013-06-21 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Public reading of the psalms facilitates corporate worship, but it can also create a degree of awkwardness as a number of passages in the Psalter contain curses, asking God to avenge enemies. The presence of vengeful speech seems antithetical to Jesus' Sermon on the Mount. What are these psalms really about? This book recovers the value of imprecatory speech in Scripture, arguing that such passages continue to be relevant today, both in preaching and therapy. The interpretive model Nehrbass suggests is that of dependence: these psalms transfer the burden of one's enemies to God and affirm that it is God's prerogative alone to avenge. The authors of the imprecatory psalms were victims of violence, so this book looks to contemporary victims of violence for their interpretation and application of these psalms. This study is decidedly practical. Nehrbass examines the nature of anger and hatred and highlights some of the redemptive aspects of these emotions. He concludes that the imprecatory psalms offer several positive aspects for dealing with hatred. Use of these passages fosters in believers a passion for God's reputation and can also aid us in surrendering our problems to God's control.

Book Making Jewish Decisions About the Body

Download or read book Making Jewish Decisions About the Body written by and published by U'd Syn Conservative Judaism. This book was released on with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Book Catalog of Copyright Entries  Third Series

Download or read book Catalog of Copyright Entries Third Series written by Library of Congress. Copyright Office and published by Copyright Office, Library of Congress. This book was released on 1973 with total page 1938 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Book The Jewish Tribune and Hebrew Standard

Download or read book The Jewish Tribune and Hebrew Standard written by and published by . This book was released on 1923 with total page 898 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Book The Blessing and the Curse  The Jewish People and Their Books in the Twentieth Century

Download or read book The Blessing and the Curse The Jewish People and Their Books in the Twentieth Century written by Adam Kirsch and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An erudite and accessible survey of Jewish life and culture in the twentieth century, as reflected in seminal texts. Following The People and the Books, which "covers more than 2,500 years of highly variegated Jewish cultural expression" (Robert Alter, New York Times Book Review), poet and literary critic Adam Kirsch now turns to the story of modern Jewish literature. From the vast emigration of Jews out of Eastern Europe to the Holocaust to the creation of Israel, the twentieth century transformed Jewish life. The same was true of Jewish writing: the novels, plays, poems, and memoirs of Jewish writers provided intimate access to new worlds of experience. Kirsch surveys four themes that shaped the twentieth century in Jewish literature and culture: Europe, America, Israel, and the endeavor to reimagine Judaism as a modern faith. With discussions of major books by over thirty writers—ranging from Franz Kafka to Philip Roth, Elie Wiesel to Tony Kushner, Hannah Arendt to Judith Plaskow—he argues that literature offers a new way to think about what it means to be Jewish in the modern world. With a wide scope and diverse, original observations, Kirsch draws fascinating parallels between familiar writers and their less familiar counterparts. While everyone knows the diary of Anne Frank, for example, few outside of Israel have read the diary of Hannah Senesh. Kirsch sheds new light on the literature of the Holocaust through the work of Primo Levi, explores the emergence of America as a Jewish home through the stories of Bernard Malamud, and shows how Yehuda Amichai captured the paradoxes of Israeli identity. An insightful and engaging work from "one of America’s finest literary critics" (Wall Street Journal), The Blessing and the Curse brings the Jewish experience vividly to life.

Book Blessings  Curses  Hopes  and Fears

Download or read book Blessings Curses Hopes and Fears written by James A. Matisoff and published by Stanford University Press. This book was released on 2000 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this delightful book, the author enumerates and classifies the formulas Yiddish speakers use to express their emotionsfrom blessings and thanks to lamentations and curses. A rarity among scholarly books, it brings joy while it teaches; it makes us smile, sometimes roar with laughter, while it develops the most rigorous linguistic argumentation."

Book A Course of Lectures on the Jews

Download or read book A Course of Lectures on the Jews written by and published by . This book was released on 1839 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Book The Genuine Works of Flavius Josephus  the Jewish Historian

Download or read book The Genuine Works of Flavius Josephus the Jewish Historian written by Flavius Josephus and published by . This book was released on 1849 with total page 692 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Book The Complete Idiot s Guide to Learning Yiddish

Download or read book The Complete Idiot s Guide to Learning Yiddish written by Benjamin Blech and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2000-01-01 with total page 390 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're no idiot, of course. You can serve up a mean s'il vous plaît in a French bistro, live la vida loca for a night of margaritas, and manage a sayonara! after sushi, sake, and karaoke. But when it comes to throwing around a little Yiddish, you feel like a total nebbish! Don't throw up your hands in a helpless “Oy, vey” just yet! The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Learning Yiddish is your guide to this unique tongue, whether you're tackling rules of grammar or just throwing around some key phrases so you sound a little less goyish. In this Complete Idiot's Guide® you get: --A fascinating explanation of how and why Yiddish developed. --An easy introduction to the Yiddish alphabet, as well as to the distinctive sound of Yiddish. --All the Yiddish you'll need for communicating with family and friends or for bargain-hunting on New York's Lower East Side. --A treasury of Yiddish words and phrases for everything.

Book Just Say Nu

    Book Details:
  • Author : Michael Wex
  • Publisher : St. Martin's Press
  • Release : 2007-10-16
  • ISBN : 1429919728
  • Pages : 332 pages

Download or read book Just Say Nu written by Michael Wex and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2007-10-16 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cross between Henry Beard's Latin for All Occasions and Ben Schott's Schott's Original Miscellany, JUST SAY NU is a practical guide to using Yiddish words and expressions in day-to-day situations. Along with enough grammar to enable readers to put together a comprehensible sentence and avoid embarrassing mistakes, Wex also explains the five most useful Yiddish words–shoyn, nu, epes, takeh,and nebakh–what they mean, how and when to use them, and how they can be used to conduct an entire conversation without anybody ever suspecting that the reader doesn't have the vaguest idea of what anyone is actually saying. Readers will learn how to shmooze their way through such activities as meeting and greeting; eating and drinking; praising and finding fault; maintaining personal hygiene; going to the doctor; driving; parenting; getting horoscopes; committing crimes; going to singles bars; having sex; talking politics and talking trash. Now that Stephen Colbert, a Catholic from South Carolina and host of the "Colbert Report," is using Yiddish to wish viewers a bright and happy Chanukah, people have finally started to realize that there's nothing in the world that can't be improved by translating it into Yiddish. Wex's JUST SAY NU is the book that's going to show them how.

Book Kvetching and Shpritzing

Download or read book Kvetching and Shpritzing written by Joseph Dorinson and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2015-10-15 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jewish humor, with its rational skepticism and cutting social criticism, permeates American popular culture. Scholars of humor--from Sigmund Freud to Woody Allen--have studied the essence of the Jewish joke, at once a defense mechanism against a hostile world and a means of cultural affirmation. Where did this wit originate? Why do Jewish humorists work at the margins of so many diverse cultures? What accounts for the longevity of the Jewish joke? Do oppressed people, as African American author Ralph Ellison suggested, slip their yoke when they change the joke? Citing examples from prominent humorists and stand-up comics, this book examines the phenomenon of Jewish humor from its biblical origins to its prevalence in the modern diaspora, revealing a mother lode of wit in language, literature, folklore, music and history.

Book The Works of Flavius Josephus  Comprising the Antiquities of the Jews  A History of the Jewish Wars  and Life of Flavius Josephus  Written by Himself  Translated by William Whiston     Embellished with Numerous Engravings

Download or read book The Works of Flavius Josephus Comprising the Antiquities of the Jews A History of the Jewish Wars and Life of Flavius Josephus Written by Himself Translated by William Whiston Embellished with Numerous Engravings written by Flavius Josephus and published by . This book was released on 1840 with total page 704 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: