Download or read book Welcome Home Jellybean written by Marlene Fanta Shyer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1988-03-31 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Neil Oxley's older sister, Geraldine, is coming home for the first time. After spending most of her life in institutions for the retarded, she is finally going to live with her family and adapt to the "real world". "Skillful juxtaposition of two seemingly incompatible elements--light humor and the serious theme of mental retardation . . . This is a notable piece".--School Library Journal.
Download or read book Good Job Jelly Bean written by Amye Rosenberg and published by . This book was released on 1992-02 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Rosie the Easter bunny injures her toe, she calls upon her irresponsible son Jelly Bean to deliver the rest of the Easter treats.
Download or read book Oh Beans Starring Jelly Bean written by Ellen Weiss and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jelly Bean's friends, tired of being the victims of his constant practical jokes, get back at him by pretending they have forgotten his birthday.
Download or read book The Funniest Grossest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!
Download or read book The Jellybeans and the Big Dance written by Laura Numeroff and published by ABRAMS. This book was released on 2008-03-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Friendship comes in many flavors in the launch of a charming new series by Laura Numeroff, Nate Evans, and Lynn Munsinger. Just as jellybeans are different colors and flavors, each character in this heartwarming friendship story has a personality and pizzazz that young readers will love. Emily loves to dance and can’t wait to meet the other girls in her class, who are sure to be just like her. But instead she meets Nicole, a tomboy who would rather be playing soccer; Bitsy, who loves arts and crafts; and Anna, a shy bookworm who has no interest at all in dancing. Realizing that they have to work together to make their dance recital a success, the girls learn to love each other’s differences and strengths as they band together and name their group the Jellybeans! The latest picture book by beloved bestselling authors Laura Numeroff and Nate Evans is as sweet as sugar and features four adorable characters that all children will relate to. With joyful illustrations by Lynn Munsinger that dance off the page, The Jellybeans and the Big Dance will inspire readers to dance, prance, and boogie-woogie to the beat of their own drum.
Download or read book Fluffy Plants a Jelly Bean written by Kate McMullan and published by Cartwheel Books. This book was released on 2003 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After Fluffy the guinea pig buries a jelly bean in the school yard, he dreams that he is Fluffy Jack in a story about a jelly bean stalk and a giant.
Download or read book The Biggest Funniest Wackiest Grossest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!
Download or read book The Jellybeans and the Big Art Adventure written by Laura Numeroff and published by ABRAMS. This book was released on 2014-05-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Jellybeans are ready for an art adventure when Bitsy enlists the other girls to help her paint a mural at their favorite place: the candy shop! After a fun trip to the museum to learn about art, the four Jellybeans use their different strengths and talents to work together to create a colorful success. This fourth book in the successful, New York Times bestselling series once again shows, whether readers are girly girls, bookworms, artists, or tomboys, that there is a Jellybean for everyone!
Download or read book The Jellybeans Love to Dance written by Laura Numeroff and published by ABRAMS. This book was released on 2013-06-03 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This spirited new board book proves there’s nothing sweeter than friendship. Emily loves to dance and can’t wait to meet the other girls in her dance class, who are sure to be just like her. But instead she meets Nicole, a tomboy; Bitsy, who loves arts and crafts; and Anna, a shy bookworm who has no interest at all in dancing. But just as different flavors of jellybeans taste delicious together, the girls learn how to team up to make their dance recital a success! Based on the New York Times bestselling picture book The Jellybeans and the Big Dance, this board book will lure a whole new generation of readers into the sweet adventures of the irresistible foursome.
Download or read book David Fish Penguins written by Omar Turcios and published by Cuento de Luz. This book was released on 2012-09-09 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner at the 2012 Moonbeam Children's Book Awards A tale in which color and imagination help to turn children’s daily activities into unforgettable experiences. Guided Reading Level: K, Lexile Level: 730L
Download or read book Repent Harlequin Said the Ticktockman written by Harlan Ellison and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2016-07-12 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Hugo and Nebula Awards: A science fiction classic about an antiestablishment rebel set on overthrowing the totalitarian society of the future. One of science fiction’s most antiestablishment authors rails against the accepted order while questioning blind obedience to the state in this unique pairing of short story and essay. “‘Repent, Harlequin!’ Said the Ticktockman” is set in a dystopian future society in which time is regulated by a heavy bureaucratic hand known as the Ticktockman. The rebellious Everett C. Marm flouts convention, masquerading as the anarchic Harlequin, disrupting the precise schedule with bullhorns and jellybeans in a world where being late is nothing short of a crime. But when his love, Pretty Alice, betrays Everett out of a desire to return to the punctuality to which she is programmed, he is forced to face the Ticktockman and his gauntlet of consequences. The bonus essay included in this volume, “Stealing Tomorrow,” is a hard-to-find Harlan Ellison masterwork, an exploration of the rebellious nature of the writer’s soul. Waxing poetic on humankind’s intellectual capabilities versus its emotional shortcomings, the author depicts an inner self that guides his words against the established bureaucracies, assuring us that the intent of his soul is to “come lumbering into town on a pink-and-yellow elephant, fast as Pegasus, and throw down on the established order.” Winner of the Prometheus Hall of Fame Award, “‘Repent, Harlequin!’ Said the Ticktockman” has become one of the most reprinted short stories in the English language. Fans of George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four and Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World will delight in this antiestablishment vision of a Big Brother society and the rebel determined to take it down. The perfect complement, “Stealing Tomorrow” is a hidden gem that reinforces Ellison’s belief in humankind’s inner nobility and the necessity to buck totalitarian forces that hamper our steady evolution.
Download or read book 101 School Jokes written by Jaco Jacobs and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2022-04-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get if you cross a python and a porcupine? A roll of barbed wire. What do you call a teacher who’s always in a bad mood? Typical. Jaco Jacobs is the master of jokes and funny stories and now his 101 Joke books are finally available in English as well! Prepare for hours of laughter and entertainment at a price that will make you smile.
Download or read book Horrid Henry s Jumbo Joke Book 3 in 1 written by Francesca Simon and published by Orion Children's Books. This book was released on 2015-03-12 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The next three Horrid Henry joke books - HORRID HENRY'S HILARIOUSLY HORRID JOKE BOOK, HORRID HENRY'S PURPLE HAND GANG JOKE BOOK and HORRID HENRY'S ALL-TIME FAVOURITE JOKE BOOK - collected together in one outrageously funny bumper volume. Horrid Henry fans will laugh their heads off!
Download or read book Horrid Henry s Hilariously Horrid Joke Book written by Francesca Simon and published by Orion Children's Books. This book was released on 2014-09-04 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh your way through every day of the year with Horrid Henry as he presents 365 hilarious jokes for every possible occasion ... But is the last laugh on Henry?
Download or read book Smartypants written by Maira Kalman and published by G.P. Putnam's Sons Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2003 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having a dog in class is always a clue that it's going to be an interesting day, especially when the dog is the insatiable canine gourmand Pete, star of "What Pete Ate from A-Z." Full color.
Download or read book Funny Photo Alphabet written by Katy Pike and published by Blake Education. This book was released on 2005 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book My Name is Catbug written by Jason James Johnson and published by Frederator Books. This book was released on 2016-08-30 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Catbug! He likes making friends, playing tag, and eating peanut butter squares (but not until after they cool down!) Find out what over 4 million people who watched the Catbug episode of Bravest Warriors are talking about. This special 3-in-1 edition features lines straight from Bravest Warriors, written by Breehn Burns. Illustrator Sam Ellis gave Catbug a playful new look. Catbug is voiced by beloved Bravest Warriors voice actor, Sam Lavagnino. Everyone loves Catbug! Each of the 10 original books in the series feature hilarious one liners that you can’t stop quoting. Collect them all! Frederator Loves You!
