Download or read book Jeff Steinberg Champion of Earth written by Joshua Hale Fialkov and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2017-09-20 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered what could have been if Kevin Smith directed Men in Black? Us either because that's kind of a dumb thing to wonder. Besides, why obsess about "What ifs?" when you could be reading the defining sci-fi-rom-com-dram-actioner of our time! From the writer of THE BUNKER and the artist of MY LITTLE PONY--wait, really? Okay, I guess we'll go with it--comes an alien invasion the likes of which have never before been seen by human eyes. The space invaders are real. They're here. They're mean. And they're standing in judgement over the citizens of Earth. The human race's final exam. They've chosen a single champion to test and, unfortunately for us, it's none other than Jeff Steinberg. Romantically challenged idiot, video store clerk, constipated, confused, distractible. In other words, the planet is totally doomed.
Download or read book Jeff Steinberg 6 written by Joshua Hale Fialkov and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2017-03-15 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Earth needed a champion. It got a video store clerk (that's still a thing?!) with a bathroom problem. So far, Jeff Steinberg has risen to the occasion like the water level in a toilet bowl after an epic flush! Will he be able to fend off the next round of intergalactic feces flung his way or is the planet's future about to be sent down the drain?
Download or read book Jeff Steinberg 4 written by Joshua Hale Fialkov and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2016-11-23 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's time for a training montage as Jeff explores his mech suit's powers under the harsh tutelage of alien badass Cleompa. But despite a solid 20 minutes of hard(ish) work, Cleo questions Jeff's commitment and ability to handle himself in intergalactic battle, which it turns out is a lot more important than anyone previously thought. Turns out Captain Dave and Reopsolom are really just ready to take over Earth and its valuable resources—the good stuff like fossil fuels, gold, middle-management—and Jeff serving as Earth's champion is nothing more than a thin charade designed to fail immediately. The moment finally arrives for Jeff to take on his first challenge, God help us all.
Download or read book Jeff Steinberg 5 written by Joshua Hale Fialkov and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2017-01-18 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The penultimate issue of Jeff Steinberg's first series! Do you think Jeff even knows what the word "penultimate" means? Yeah, us either. It's the second to last issue of Jeff's first intergalactic adventure and our hero... Wait, "hero"? It's not like he got chosen because he was saving kittens from trees or anything--he was just trying to poop... Anyway, it's almost over! Jeff's survived thus far, maybe he won't actually screw everything up! (unlikely)
Download or read book Jeff Steinberg 1 written by Joshua Hale Fialkov and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2016-08-03 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The double-sized debut issue of the new sci-fi-rom-com-dram-actioner from the writer of THE BUNKER and the artist of MY LITTLE PONY--wait, really? Okay. INVASION! Aliens are real. They're here, they're mean and they're standing in judgement over the citizens of Earth. Final countdown. Representing humanity (by some fluke) is your boy Jeff Steinberg. Romantically challenged idiot, video store clerk, constipated, confused, distractible. In other words, the planet is totally doomed. Also, robots!
Download or read book Jeff Steinberg 2 written by Joshua Hale Fialkov and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2016-09-14 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's time for Jeff Steinberg to knuckle down and learn how to be Champion of Earth—except his head's not really in the game. Sure, his new Voltron-style mech suit is pretty sweet, and he gets his own alien badass trainer to teach him the ropes, and he's in outer space! But he's still hung up on his responsibilities—and girlfriend, Shelley—back on Earth. But hold up, now that all of Earth has seen their "great" Champion (and his not-so-impressive, uh, assets), are they even happy to welcome Jeff back?
Download or read book Jeff Steinberg 3 written by Joshua Hale Fialkov and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2016-10-19 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Jeff Steinberg situation (or Operation Brighter Tomorrow, as Obama calls it [or Operation Bummer Tomorrow as everyone else calls it]) is in full swing with Jeff back on the space station, heart freshly broken by Shelley, ready to think about maybe trying to possibly save Earth... if he can. But he pretty much has to, according to Captain Dave of the Intergalactic Council of Planetary Relations, otherwise something terrible (or nothing terrible at all?) might befall the planet. But whatever, time for Jeff to climb into his mech suit and give this Champion of Earth thing the old college try. Wait... did Jeff go to college?
Download or read book The Mighty Zodiac 5 written by J. Torres and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2016-08-31 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Moon Rabbits are coming! The Moon Rabbits are coming! Master Long is too weak to defend Dragon's Bastion so it's up to Hess and Great Tiger Ho to fight back the invaders until the rest of the Mighty Zodiac return from their mission. The death of a warrior has been foretold—which one will it be?
Download or read book Another Castle 4 written by Andrew Wheeler and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2016-08-10 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Things are looking dire for our valiant heroes. Badlug is on their trail, Misty's father is marching to battle, and Thrawgg the Unconquered is very close to conquering Gorga and Pete. Will they prevail over the forces of darkness, or will Misty be forced to marry Badlug in order to avert a full-out war?
Download or read book Rick Morty Lil Poopy Superstar 2 written by Sarah Graley and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2016-08-31 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mr. Poopybutthole lets Summer Smith in on an industry secret: that being a huge TV and movie star isn't what it's cracked up to be! He should know after all, seeing as he was this dimension's biggest Lil' Poopy Superstar until he mysteriously went missing! Together Summer and Mr. Poopybutthole must work together to avoid savage fans, sneak into buildings undetected, and get back onto the big screen. Meanwhile, Rick Sanchez and Jerry Smith go on a pleasant inter-dimensional road trip!
Download or read book Invader Zim 12 written by Eric Trueheart and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2016-08-10 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ZIM and Dib are slingshotted to a horrifying future where the earth is ruled by… ZIM? Yes, Emperor ZIM is triumphant, and humanity bows before his greatness. But Invader ZIM decides his future self is a huge ungrateful jerk, and now ZIM must go to war against himself!
Download or read book Rick Morty 17 written by Kyle Starks and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2016-08-31 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rick's old drinking buddy has been dethroned and imprisoned by the new queen that Rick told him not to marry. Rick takes Morty on a mission to restore his buddy's throne, supposedly because Morty's such a great travel companion. Of course, Rick doesn't tell Morty that the aliens on this planet are very germ-phobic and he's inoculated Morty with dozens of infectious diseases to sneak by them. It's not like Morty's going to DIE or anything... probably.
Download or read book Space Battle Lunchtime 4 written by Natalie Riess and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2016-08-10 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Peony’s gotten through two grueling rounds of Space Battle Lunchtime, the hit cooking competition with more sabotage than you could shake a spoon at. But this next challenge may very well be her last. It’s a… TEAM CHALLENGE! And working with aloof Neptunia is no cake walk, especially when the fishy alien doesn’t like any of Peony’s recipes!
Download or read book Stray Dogs Dog Days written by Tony Fleecs and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2022-07-20 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The follow-up to 2021’s surprise cartoon/horror smash hit, STRAY DOGS! In DOG DAYS, each of the Strays gets their moment to shine with a series of vicious short stories. Questions are answered, mysteries are solved, and old wounds get torn open. This genre-bending thrill ride takes the reader from the first dog the Master captured to the final moments at his house of horrors. STRAY DOGS: DOG DAYS is a heartbreakingly adorable horror anthology by My Little Pony comic artists TONY FLEECS & TRISH FORSTNER. In this collection…every dog has its day. “Another suspenseful and gut-wrenching journey into darkness that blends Don Bluth-inspired cuteness with Hitchcock-level terror.” —Lotusland Comics “The bold artwork combines with vivid storytelling, all of which wraps around the reader’s heart and refuses to let go.” —Monkeys Fighting Robots Collects STRAY DOGS: DOG DAYS #1-2, plus the STRAY DOGS FCBD PROLOGUE
Download or read book Feral Vol 1 written by Tony Fleecs and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2024-09-04 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Elsie, Lord Fluffy Britches, and Patch: three indoor cats lost in the not so great outdoors during a nightmarish rabies outbreak.Without their humans to protect them, the cats must find their way home without getting eaten by the zombie-like horde of beasts on their tails. Collecting issues #1-5 of the smash-hit ongoing series from the creators of STRAY DOGS Don't get scratched. Don't get bit. Don't become FERAL.
Download or read book Rick and Morty Vol 2 Deluxe Double Feature written by Josh Trujillo and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2023-09-12 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hit comic book series based on the hilarious [adult swim]TM animated show Rick and MortyTM continues in all-new stories not seen on TV! In Deluxe Double Feature Vol. 2, only Morty can save the outrageous S**t Dragons embroiled in a tantalizing adventure in Rick and Morty: Worlds Apart. When Morty stupidly agrees to all the legal terms of a new app and legally signs his life away to a faceless and unheard-of company, they immediately seize control of him and his life for their own purposes, in Rick and Morty: Corporate Assets.
Download or read book Elk s Run written by Joshua Hale Fialkov and published by Villard. This book was released on 2009-03-25 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring more than 100 pages of never-before-seen material! The Harvey Award—nominated sensation that rocked the comics world–and left readers hanging in sheer suspense–is now a full-length graphic novel that finally carries the stunning Elk’s Run saga to its shocking conclusion. The town of Elk’s Ridge, West Virginia, was built on a dream: The dream of war-scarred Vietnam veterans to live in peace and harmony, in a place untouched by violence, crime, corruption, or greed. A living Norman Rockwell painting, governed by the most basic values and free of all things considered undesirable by its founders. It was supposed to be paradise. And for a while, it was. Over the years, some in Elk’s Ridge have grown restless. They fear their refuge has become a prison . . . or a tomb. And they yearn to do the forbidden: escape. But when one desperate bid for freedom ends in a tragic accident, a heinous act of mob justice suddenly tears the idyllic mask from this promised land and the evil its residents sought to keep out blooms from within. Now, as a deadly chain reaction of events threatens the future of Elk’s Ridge, its elders gird for battle against the real world. And a group of terrified teens prepare to make their own stand–against the people they once trusted and the only life they’ve ever known. Because there’s nothing left to do but fight or die. A chillingly lyrical tale, rendered in starkly beautiful, visceral artwork, Elk’s Run is an unforgettable and unrelentingly powerful graphic novel event not to be missed. With an introduction by Charlie Houston, author of Already Dead From the Trade Paperback edition.
