Download or read book It Isn t Adultery If You Keep Your Underwear On written by Joseph S. Ragman and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-01-04 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It Isn’t Adultery if You Keep Your Underwear On is one book that you definitely can judge by its cover. The book is obviously about humor, but there is much more. Ragman blended some fighter pilot humor with true, accurate stories about life in the fast lane, i.e., flying aircraft like the F-117A Stealth Fighter and other high-performance aircraft like the F-111 A, E, F and EF, and T-38 Talon. Over the last several years, the author found himself recalling funny sayings, quotes, stories and then writing them down. These memories somehow materialized over the course of several years. Some of the humor is downright disgusting, and depending on your sense of humor, you may be one of those people who want to banish this book to the deepest reaches of hell! If you fall into this category, you might not want to read it. I’ve warned you. You gotta love that kind of talk. So sit back, get ready, strap in, and push the throttles and afterburner into “full grunt.” Just don’t break the speed of sound over a congested area in a foreign country, like the author almost did, or get whacked by a seagull during a bomb run at 540 mph and 300 feet above the water—no problem initially, but the engine died about an hour later. Enjoy the book. You’ve never read anything like it.
Download or read book Adultery The Forgivable Sin 2nd Ed written by Bonnie Eaker-Weil and published by Worthy Shorts Inc. This book was released on 1994 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Holy Hustle A Bible Parody written by Ward Ricker and published by Ward Ricker. This book was released on 2019-06-08 with total page 794 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The entire Holy Bible rewritten as parody. The history, poetry, gospels, prophets of the Old Testament, letters of the New Testament -- the entire thing rewritten to make you laugh as it points out the lunacy, immorality and horror of the "good book". Audacious, sacrilegious, blasphemous, scandalous, but most of all hilarious, as long as you are not one who takes this book of mythology seriously. You may learn more about the Bible by reading this version than by reading the original.
Download or read book Hide and Sneak written by G. A. McKevett and published by Kensington Cozies. This book was released on 2018-04-24 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The search for a movie star’s missing family puts California’s plus-sized P.I. on the case of a killer’s plot in this mystery by the author of Every Body. In San Carmelita, California, private detective Savannah Reid and her husband are facing their latest challenge: babysitting their newlywed friends’ incredibly fussy infant daughter. But soothing a squalling baby is kid’s stuff compared to the Midnight Magnolia Detective Agency’s latest case. Charismatic actor Ethan Malloy has enlisted the help of Savannah and Co. in a desperate attempt to track down his missing wife and toddler—just before the beloved family nanny gets murdered. With the police involved and paparazzi swarming at every turn, the discreet search becomes a sensationalized homicide investigation. And some snooping into the complicated private lives of Ethan and his wife tells Savannah that she’s in for a deadly chase. As Savannah dismantles bombshell after bombshell while balancing delicate family matters of her own, she soon finds herself closing in on a terrifying culprit—one who’s willing to do anything for a moment in the spotlight.
Download or read book Modern Etiquettes for Girls written by Margaret Frankl and published by Epitome Books. This book was released on with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Etiquette has always meant good manners and courtesy. But for a girl like you it means even more. It could be defined as intuition, empathy, thoughtfulness, self-confidence and poise. It is knowing what to do with your male roommate when your mother comes to visit, or knowing how to defend yourself against men who want you more than you want them. It is knowing when to honour traditional rules and when to ignore them. Etiquette can never be a static style of behaviour. It evolves, always. But many people just do not acknowledge the changes. Nobody tells you how to keep pace with the changes. This book does. It presents correct procedures for the formal ceremonies of life, etiquette of living with a man, how to survive infidelity, what to do when you get pregnant but did not mean to, guidelines for office romance, art of looking beautiful, how to make friends, and much more.
Download or read book Questioning Misfortune written by Susan Reynolds Whyte and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 1997 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some of the most interesting ethnographies of experience are concerned to highlight the indeterminate nature of life. Questioning Misfortune is very much within this tradition. Based on a long-term study of adversity and its social causes in Bunyole, eastern Uganda, it considers the way in which people deal with uncertainties of life, such as sickness, suffering, marital problems, failure, and death. Divination may identify causes of misfortune, ranging from ancestors and spirits to sorcerers. Sufferers and their families will then try out a variety of remedial measures, including pharmaceuticals, sorcery antidotes, and sacrifices. But remedies often fail, and doubt and uncertainty persist. Even the commercialisation of biomedicine, and the peril of AIDS can be understood in terms of a pragmatics of uncertainty.
Download or read book Lighten Up written by Ken Davis and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2000 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ken Davis is a very funny guy. And as his friends and family will tell you, he's also a very wise one. After all, who but a wise guy would blow the toilet in his new home to smithereens with an M-80 firecracker Or end up in a hotel lobby wearing nothing but strawberry underwear and the latest addition of USA Today Only Ken Davis could pull these stranger than life stories together and use them to drive home insights that cut to the heart of Christ-like living. Because Ken, being Ken, knows what human fallibility is all about. He knows how tough we adults can be on ourselves. He knows how hard we try to appear more together than we really are. And to all of us, he offers two words of very solid wisdom: LIGHTEN UP! Ken's hilarious and touching stories underscore one simple, encouraging theme: God's grace is for you. You're not perfect, but you are perfectly loved by God. So take heart. God doesn't just love you, he enjoys you. No reason you shouldn't, too!
Download or read book Good Housekeeping written by and published by . This book was released on 1916 with total page 1018 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Our Cheating Hearts written by Kate Figes and published by Virago. This book was released on 2013-05-09 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By the author known and respected for her acclaimed books on relationships. Most of us manage to be monogamous, most of the time, but who cannot imagine themselves committing the 'crime' of adultery? Does being 'faithful' mean the same to everyone? Why DO people have affairs? Using real life testimony alongside the most current research, Our Cheating Hearts looks at the big questions around love and commitment. It lifts taboos, asks the tough questions and shows how in our progressive time monogamy has become the new ideal. Some people manage monogamy. For the countless others that don't, Our Cheating Hearts opens the debate and provides the honest approach that's essential.
Download or read book The Manual of How to Cheat on Your Wife written by Grace Ann Neff and published by The Manual how to cheat/wife. This book was released on 2002-06 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Lipstick Lies Dead Guys written by Jennifer Fischetto and published by Gemma Halliday Publishing. This book was released on 2015-02-16 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From National Bestselling author Jennifer Fischetto comes a hauntingly humorous new series... Gianna Mancini has chatted with ghosts most of her life. It's never affected her much. Until now. The latest ghost in Gianna's family-centric, boy-complicated, job-depleted world is Emma Tinsdale, a woman Gianna despises. Wanting Emma out of her apartment and her orbit, Gianna chooses to help her move on, but she doesn't expect to come across poisonous jam, a vengeful cop, or a group of friendly clowns. When a relative is framed for Emma's death, Gianna must dig deeper and faster to find out what really happened that fatal night on the beach. With help from her sister, her cop brother, and her ex-boyfriend, Julian, she gets close to figuring out the truth. But when the killer closes in, Gianna better watch her step unless she wants to become the latest member of the dearly departed. Note: This work was previously published under the title One Garish Ghost & Blueberry Peach Jam. Gianna Mancini Mysteries: Lipstick, Lies & Dead Guys (book #1) Miniskirts, Mai Tais & Dead Guys (book #2) Christmas, Spies & Dead Guys (holiday short story) Cupcakes, Butterflies & Dead Guys (book #3) What critics are saying about Jennifer's books: "It grabbed me by the hand and pulled me in, not letting go until the very last page. Highly recommended." ~ Melody's Bookshelf on "Unbreakable Bond" "Weaves mystery with laughs (and a few tears). This delightful tale is a definite read! I would read it again as well as the rest of the series." ~ Should You Read This Book? Review Blog, on "Secret Bond" "The characters are always so well written. They feel like they could pop off the page. I can’t wait for the next book in the series!" ~ Wakela's World on "Secret Bond" "I approached this book with the idea that it would be the light reading many of us look forward to enjoying in the summer. It turned out to be more than that and I couldn't put it down." ~ The Birch Bark on "Secret Bond"
Download or read book Canine Parables written by Paulette Zubel and published by Magnus Press. This book was released on 1999 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Through observations of her dogs' wacky and winsome antics, Zubel shares analogies of God's loving nature, our relationship with him, and how we can grow closer to God from life's experiences. All dog fanciers will relate to the behaviours of Lady, Perry, Jet, Velvet, and Buster, and respond with a smile, a good laugh, and even a tear. Sixty-three devotionals will uplife you, and encourage you to know God better and grow in your love for him. In their inimitable way, Paulette's dogs give a new twist to the old saying, 'a dog is man's best friend', by reminding us that God is our best friend.
Download or read book Family Digest Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 918 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Winter of Our Discoth que written by Andrew W. M. Beierle and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2002 with total page 408 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tony Alexamenos's life is forever changed when wealthy Dallas Eden, determined to mold Tony into a perfect addition to his ever-growing "harem," sends Tony to college, where he falls for his drama teacher--an infatuation that leads Tony to New York City where he becomes an overnight sensation and learns some valuable lessons in life and love. 10,000 first printing.
Download or read book Devil s Food written by Janice Weber and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2009-09-26 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sly, witty mystery features two extraordinary sisters--one a master chef and the other a renowned actress--who juggle husbands, lovers, the Hollywood media, and their own identities to catch a thief. By the author of Frost the Fiddler.
Download or read book South Park and Philosophy written by Richard Hanley and published by Open Court. This book was released on 2011-08-31 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s long-running Comedy Central hit cartoon South Park has been equally cheered and reviled for its edgy humor, poited satire of current events and celebrities, and all-around obnoxiousness. But is there more to Kyle, the lonely Jew, Timmy and the Crips, Cartman’s bitchiness, Chef’s inappropriate advice, and Kenny’s continued violent deaths than meets the eye? This collection of essays affirms that possibility. Individual chapters take a sometimes witty, often provocative look at “Is South Park a Libertarian Manifesto?", "That's So Gay!", and "Why Is Cartman Such an Asshole?”. The writers apply classical philosophical analysis to this two-dimensional dystopia, whether in Paul Draper’s “Why Good Things Happen to Bad People — The Problem of Evil in South Park” or Randall Auxier’s “Finding South Park on the Map: Officer Barbrady, Mayor McDaniel, and Chef in Plato’s Republic.” South Park and Philosophy presents new and thoughtful approaches to understanding this surprisingly meaningful show.
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