Download or read book Is That Poop on My Arm written by Justin Lind-Ayres and published by Fortress Press. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: God meets us, and our kids, in the mess Parenting is messy business. Joyful, but messy. When faith is combined with parenting, we double down on the mess. Pastor and father of three Justin Lind-Ayres chronicles his adventures (and misadventures) raising children and passing on his faith to them--teaching them to be compassionate, generous, quick to forgive, and to trust in God's promises. But this father is sure to point out that it is children who are our best teachers in faith, opening our eyes and our hearts to God's love for us. In the messy and challenging moments of parenting, and in the joyful ones, God is fully present. And a God who knows your story--especially the messy parts--is a God who can redeem you. With stories full of humor, honesty, and, yes, even some poop, this book is a welcome encouragement for parents, grandparents, and anyone who cares deeply for the children in their life.

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Download or read book You Get to Wipe a Poopy Butt written by Christopher Horton and published by . This book was released on 1976-07-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nothing prepares you for this ... Happy daddy, baby in his arms, walking through the kitchen on the way to the shower. Pausing for a brief moment to talk with my wife about something when I felt it ... it was warm and sliding down my arm ... He pooped on me With no time to react and a quick follow-up fart we both stood there speechless surveying how the tiny 3-month old buns had somehow managed to spray poop on the upper and lower cabinets and the countertop in between. Little man ... he simply grinned the whole time. This is one of many priceless and messy moments that are headed your way. Go ahead, pull up a chair, kick your feet up and let us talk about the adventure of being a dad. Why? Well...you get to wipe a poopy butt.

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Download or read book The Sh t No One Tells You written by Dawn Dais and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Dawn Dais bravely goes where other baby books don't.... She spills the truth about everything from breastfeeding to getting along with your partner post-baby." — Parents Magazine There comes a time in every new mother’s life when she realizes that all the pregnancy well-wishes and baby shower gifts left her profoundly unqualified for the realities of life with a newborn. Who knew there would be so much crying—and how much of that crying would be coming from the mom? Bestselling author Dawn Dais believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the truth about parenting from expectant mothers for fear that if the truth got out, women would (1) stop having babies or (2) stop bringing them home. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms—along with hilarious anecdotes, tips, and the encouragement every new mom needs to survive the first year of parenthood. Revised and updated with new chapters offering advice for single moms and tips for partners,The Sh!t No One Tells You is a must-have companion for every new mother’s sleepless nights and poop-filled days.

Download or read book If You Only Knew written by Kristan Higgins and published by HQN Books. This book was released on 2016-05-31 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny, frank and bittersweet look at sisters, marriage and moving on, from the New York Times bestselling author of the Blue Heron series Letting go of her ex-husband is harder than wedding-dress designer Jenny Tate expected…especially since his new wife wants to be Jenny's new best friend. Needing closure, Jenny trades the Manhattan skyline for her hometown up the Hudson, where she'll start her own business and bask in her sister Rachel's picture-perfect family life…and maybe even find a little romance of her own with Leo, her downstairs neighbor, who's utterly irresistible and annoyingly distant at the same time. Rachel's idyllic marriage, however, is imploding after she discovers what looks like her husband's infidelity. She always thought she'd walk away in this situation but now she's wavering, much to Jenny's surprise. Rachel points to their parents' perfect marriage as a shining example of patience and forgiveness; but to protect her sister, Jenny may have to tarnish that memory—and their relationship—and reveal a family secret she's been keeping since childhood. Both Rachel and Jenny will have to come to terms with the past and the present, and find a way to help each other get what they want most of all.

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