Download or read book Is It Just Me Or Is Everyone a Little Nuts written by Judi Coltman and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-06-09 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous set of short stories and snippets of life that will make you think, smile and full-on laugh out-loud! Daily events such as the discovery of a dreaded chin hair, or choosing a halloween costume take on new meaning through the honest and quirky view of the author. Marriage, parenting, aging and small town living are addressed through the filter of laughter, often at the author's own expense.
Download or read book Is It Just Me written by Whoopi Goldberg and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2010-10-05 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you noticed that things aren't as civil as they once were? Or that rudeness is no longer an exception but a lifestyle? Sure you have. All you need to do is set foot outside your door to see that bad manners are taking over everywhere. People are yakking on cell phones in restaurants, even at church. Folks in carpools wear enough cologne to make our eyes bleed. Complete strangers think it's OK to rub a pregnant lady's belly. Passengers abuse flight attendants, family outings to the ball park are ruined by rowdy drunks . . . a congressman heckled the President of the United States. Well, Whoopi Goldberg has noticed all this and more and asked herself, "Is it just me?" Unleashing her trademark irreverence and humor, her new book of observations takes a funny and excruciatingly honest look at how a loss of civility is messing with the quality of life for all of us. So if your pet peeve is folks who talk in movie theaters like it was their living room, or if you get bugged by people clipping their nails and performing other personal hygiene next to you on the bus, or if you cringe when "please" and "thank you" get replaced by "gimme" and "huh" . . . you have found a kindred spirit. Because Whoopi has witnessed the growing disrespect and rudeness in our lives and realized she is not alone. And, as you'll discover in these pages, neither are you.
Download or read book My Weird School 2 Mr Klutz Is Nuts written by Dan Gutman and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In the second book of the original My Weird School series, Principal Klutz goes nuts! He wants to climb to the top of the Ella Mentry School flagpole. He even kissed a pig on the lips and painted his bald head orange. And now he wants to bungee jump off the roof of the school dressed as Santa Claus! Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, bestselling author Dan Gutman’s insanely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don’t forget to join A.J. and the gang on the rest of their hilarious adventures.
Download or read book Dee s Big Nuts written by Mark Thunder and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-08 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.
Download or read book The Great Nut Heist written by Stephen Brand and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-11 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: F.E. Lyon is a 15-lb Calico cat who ventures through the neighborhood solving problems, thus self-proclaiming himself a private investigator. He is the champion of his domain and other animals within the area of his house are afraid of his aggressive nature.
Download or read book Everybody s written by and published by . This book was released on 1923 with total page 1102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book American Nut Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 1916 with total page 556 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Bucket Nut written by Liza Cody and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2012-09-03 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This novel shows how Eva cuts a swathe through London low-life. Big, ugly and irresistible, she's a female wrestler with criminal tendencies and large pectorals. When she's not working the sleazy wrestling circuit, she's a security guard living in a breaker's yard.
Download or read book The New Feminine Brain written by Mona Lisa Schulz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-07-16 with total page 419 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wonder why most women can handle the kids and careers and the renovation but men can concentrate on either the newspaper or a game on TV? This is because female brains have more interconnections that allow them to multi-task and split their attention. The New Feminine Brain is the first book by a medical doctor, who is also a psychiatrist and a brain expert, to show how modern life challenges are physically rewiring the brain and to address the particular challenges that women face as a result. The female brain today is not your grandmother's brain - it has even more connections and skills, but with that can come more physical problems, including an increase in attention and memory deficits and chronic mood and health conditions. The New Feminine Brain combines the insights of Dr Schulz's research and stories of clinical experience as a neuropsychiatrist treating people with tough brain disorders with unique self-help and expert health advice. Readers will discover and cultivate their special genius and intuitive style with provocative self-tests, so they can hear and heal their depression, anxiety, attention, memory, and other brain problems. 'Rewiring' exercises, herbs and nutritional supplements will improve their physical, psychological and emotional health.
Download or read book Nut Hollow The Knife and Nefairious written by Michael Sands and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "'This is the day we thought would never see… Nefarious is back!' Words that spelt trouble and no mistake. For Katie and Dara this would indeed be a day like no other. They could not have known what lay in wait at the foot of the glen. Follow them on a magical journey to Nuh Hollow, an ancient land of myth and mystery, beauty and friendship. Now the Hollow faces its greatest danger as these two human girls will quickly discover. They must help but will it be enough? Welcome to the fairy world, welcome to adventure … welcome to Nut Hollow"--Back cover.
Download or read book All New Letters from a Nut written by Ted L. Nancy and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2010 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best-selling author of Letters from a Nut presents a latest collection of whimsical correspondence between the author and the unwary establishments, organizations and government offices that attempted to respond to such requests as a hotel room for 300 hamsters and a 59-foot piece of bologna.
Download or read book Poem Trees and the Purple K O K O Nut written by Sheri Lynn Pritchett and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-07-31 with total page 492 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this first time published book, Sheri shares and bares her soul, writing about her dreams, family, love, despair, cheaters, marriage, lost hope, hope, sex, faith, honesty, humor, and life in general. Most of this poetry was created through her sense of deep rooted pains. She falls in and out of love with an old flame from 26 years ago. Her "soul mate" and "best friend" is currently married and she goes through "struggles" as noted in her poetry. Sheri Lynn Pritchett in her debut, brings to life in her words, her quirky perceptions with a unique ability, and passion. For any adult who loves what she considers, "outsider" poetry, this book will make you laugh, cry or both, as she depicts life through the eyes of poetry.
Download or read book Dear Cathy written by Bruce Anders & Tom Swicegood and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2014 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DEAR CATHY "The World's Longest Letter" Written by Bruce Anders * Edited by Tom Swicegood "Dear Cathy," an unintentional masterpiece originally three-thousand pages in length and years in the writing, has all the fun and good-humor of Guinness' World's Longest Letter. But would you read an American sailor's uncensored mail? Of course you would! This brilliantly edited version of Bruce Anders' hand-written letter reads like a peek into the "best parts" of a young man's personal diary. It is sexy and shocking - a candid series of increasingly dark and randy adventures on three continents. Patriotic Bruce candidly bares his soul about girlfriends, sailors, sex, drugs, and military action in the United States Navy, bitching and telling jokes all the way from boot camp in Orlando, to Iceland, to the volatile Middle-East. Then, when Bruce least expects it, the worst thing ever to happen to a man changes his life forever. Bruce, who once had hundreds of friends in the Navy, discovers that not all shipmates and senior officers can be trusted as he takes his reader with him on a strange and increasingly exciting ride. Almost twenty years later, he comes up from horrendous episodes of homoerotic persecution, adding valuable and explosive true details to this presentation of "Dear Cathy," the World's Longest Letter!
Download or read book Old Dogs New Tricks written by Douglas Richardson and published by Light Messages Publishing. This book was released on 2023-08-22 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Respectable Family Turns to a Life of Crime Forced into bitter and boring retirement solely because of advancing age, world-renowned architect Victor Harding retreats to his bucolic lakefront estate, a majestic house once owned by notorious Chicago gangster Bugsy Moran. He soon learns that his idyllic dream home is a house with astonishing secrets. After a series of family catastrophes and devastating financial setbacks, and now struggling to support his fractured family and hold on to his beloved house, Victor finds himself sucked into a life of crime. Trapped in a dangerous alliance with the treacherous leader of a local crime gang, he desperately seeks a way out. As Bugsy Moran' s legacy reveals startling surprises, Victor Harding' s life is thrust into increasingly bizarre and ever more dangerous directions. A gold standard in more ways than one... In this smart and stylish psychological thriller, the first in the Victor Harding Adventure Series by award-winning novelist Douglas Richardson, readers are pulled into the Harding family's life of high crimes and misdemeanors, well as the colorful characters' efforts to stay one step ahead of their pursuers...and stay alive.
Download or read book The Honeymoon Cottage written by Lori Foster and published by HQN Books. This book was released on 2022-05-24 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sweet as ice cream on a hot summer day." —Booklist on The Somerset Girls She was fine arranging other people’s weddings… But life had other plans. When it comes to creating the perfect happily-ever-after, Yardley Belanger is a bona fide miracle worker. From bridal bouquets to matching cowboy boots, the quirky wedding planner’s country-chic affairs have caused quite a stir in the small town of Cemetery. But when it comes to her own love life? She’s clueless. Completely clueless. Perhaps it’s for the best. The thirty-one-year-old has poured her heart and soul into her business and doesn’t have time for anything—or anyone—else. And that’s something not even the gorgeous older brother of her newest client can change…right? All Travis Long wanted was to give his little sister, Sheena, the wedding of her dreams. Ever since the tragic death of their parents, he’s done everything he can to make her feel loved and give her everything she needs. Still…a country wedding? In a place called Cemetery? But Yardley seems to know exactly what to do and how to do it—and Travis finds himself falling for her a little more each day. Soon Yardley and Travis find themselves being nudged together by well-meaning locals who want to see the town’s favorite wedding planner get her own happy ending. Don't miss The Little Flower Shop, an all new heartwarming summer read from New York Times bestselling author Lori Foster about a 40-something florist who, with the help of her meddling small town, gets a second chance at life and love. More charming contemporaries from Lori Foster: The Somerset Girls The Summer of No Attachments Sisters of Summer's End Cooper's Charm
Download or read book Living Tradition written by Michael Kwa?ioloa and published by University of Hawaii Press. This book was released on 1997-01-01 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Michael Kwaioloa grew up in the forested homeland of his ancestors on the Pacific island of Malaita and discovered the wider world by moving to the town on Honiara, capital of Solomon Islands. Living Tradition is the story of how his life changed as he came to terms with a world of contrasting cultures and values, combining family instruction and school, ancestral ghosts and born-again Christianity, shell money exchanges and work for cash, restitution of wrongs and government law. Living Tradition is a work of collaboration between Michael Kwaioloa and Ben Burt, an anthropologist who has been researching the culture and history of Kwaraae since 1979. It presents social and cultural change from the personal perspective of autobiography, edited and interpreted with the benefit of academic research. Kwaioloa's theme is the importance of his traditional culture in providing an essential but ambivalent foundation for life in changing times. He presents a lively personal account of how Kwaraae tradition is lived even as it is transformed in confrontation with Christianity and European culture; a vivid illustration of life in the contemporary Pacific Islands.
Download or read book YearBook written by Illinois Farmers' Institute. Dept. of Household Science and published by . This book was released on 1917 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains the transactions of the annual meeting.
