Download or read book If the World Didn T Suck We D All Fall Off written by Nicholas Thomas and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2018-07-25 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a deeply personal life story and situations that have made me the unique individual I am in life. These short poems touch on many parts of life that are disturbing and are hard to deal with. The only way to express them was to write them down in these poems and hope people would one day read them and experience emotional change for the betterment of their lives

Download or read book written by Nicholas Scott Pirog and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-06-01 with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's autumn in Maine again. Maine once again blanketed in red. Not by the leaves. Not by the lobsters. Not by the sunrise...but by the blood of eight young women. Former homicide detective Thomas Prescott is reluctant to read the bestselling book "Eight in October," a true-crime thriller based on a string of murders occurring throughout October of the past year. After all, it was his case, and he doesn't need to be reminded of the gruesome details. "The New York Times" dubbed the serial killer, Tristen Grayer, "THE MAINEIAC." Grayer is allegedly dead, but only Prescott knows the truth--Grayer is alive and lurking in the shadows. On October 1st, the anniversary of the first murder, Tristen resurfaces, killing someone special from Prescott's past. Suddenly, it's "dé jà vu" for Prescott--except this time--the women closest to him begin to fall victim at the hands of Grayer. With the help of his former flame, medical examiner Dr. Caitlin Dodds, and "Eight in October" author, Alex Tooms, Prescott must race against the clock to stop Tristen from completing his encore. But time is running out...

Download or read book Humour for All Ages Occasions and Celebrations written by Mel Bergstresser and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-08-23 with total page 527 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been in a situation where you searched for some humor or wanted to share something humorous with someone and couldnt think of anything or didnt have any humorous sources handy? I have been in this situation many, many times when I wanted to share some personal humor and suitable joke or some interesting story for use as a Master of Ceremonies, so I decided to develop a collection of not only humor but also puns, interesting stories etc., covering 36 subjects that could be used for almost every occasion possible. Enjoy the last of the funny, weird, but good clean jokes, puns and interesting stories!

Download or read book Murder of a Cranky Catnapper written by Denise Swanson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this delightful Scumble River Mystery, a school psychologist has her hands full after a school board sourpuss meets a bitter end... With her morning sickness finally abated, Skye Denison-Boyd is ready to pounce on the pertinent problems she faces as Scumble River Elementary School’s psychologist. After trying almost every trick in the book to aid a handful of socially awkward fourth grade boys, Skye opts for the innovative approach of pet therapy with the assistance of the local vet, a Siberian husky, and a Maine coon cat. Unfortunately, the first session only breeds disaster and draws the ire of cantankerous school board member Palmer Lynch. But Skye’s worry over the episode changes to dread after Lynch is found dead in his home with the therapy cat hidden in his garage. With a clowder of questions unleashed, Skye finds herself dealing with a killer who isn’t pussyfooting around...

Download or read book Spring in the Valley written by Charlotte Douglas and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: North Versus South… Police officer Brynn Sawyer is all but married to Pleasant Valley, her picture-perfect Southern hometown. And even if she were in the mood for romance, smooth New York lawyer Rand Benedict is the opposite of everything Brynn wants in a man. So why can't she stop thinking about him and his little boy, Jared? Rand can't deny the electric chemistry that burns between him and the beautiful Brynn. But Rand's real motivation for his arrival in Pleasant Valley isn't pleasant at alL.and the discovery of his secret just might tear apart a once-in-a-lifetime chance at love.

Download or read book Dictionary of Humourous Quotations written by Harmik Vaishnav and published by Prabhat Prakashan. This book was released on 2021-01-19 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humour is the most loved; tingling and fun filled feature of human emotion. There is hardly any living person who does not like humour or has not felt for this sensation. Great thinkers; comedians; actors etc. try their best to generate humour through their wit; actions and words. Quotations are great source of amusement; food for thought; essays and debates etc. There are numerous humourous quotes; dialogues; remarks etc. of renowned thinkers and writers. This book has undergone careful selection and scrutiny of topics to be compiled. The quotes have come from various sources to entertain the reader and provoke his/her thought. Reading humour and wit also hones one’s sense of humour and wit. Some quotations are confusing and paradoxical. These are brain teasers and instruments of thoughts which when quoted on occasion earn a favourable impression instantly Dictionary of Humorous Quotations: The Funniest Quotes Book (Best Humorous Quotations) by Harmik Vaishnav: This book likely compiles a collection of humorous quotes and witty remarks from various sources. Harmik Vaishnav may present a treasury of funny and entertaining quotations that can bring laughter and amusement to readers. It offers a lighthearted and enjoyable reading experience. Key Aspects of the Book "Dictionary of Humorous Quotations": Humorous Quotes: Provides a wide range of humorous and witty quotations from different contexts. Entertainment: Offers a source of laughter and amusement for readers looking for a dose of humor. Harmik Vaishnav likely curates a collection of funny quotes and witty one-liners in "Dictionary of Humorous Quotations." This book is designed to tickle the funny bones of its readers.

Download or read book E Mail Humor written by Louis G. Morton and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Excellent source of humor for speeches, writings, sermons, etc.

Download or read book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 8 written by Thomas F. Shubnell and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-30 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eight is great, with another all new outrageously witty collection of japes, jibes, jokes, chuckles, chortles, gags, quips, belly laughs, thigh slappers, and side splitters. Enjoy!

Download or read book e Jeanne 2004 Part Two July through December written by Jeanne Halsey and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-02-19 with total page 485 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: e-Jeanne was a precursor of currently popular ?blogs, ? although we called her an ?e-zine.? She was assembled early in the morning (right after my morning devotions ? in fact, I realize that many of my morning devotions somehow crept into the e-Editorials), and then forwarded by e-mail to over 300 people all around the world. I did this two or three days a week for 10 years. Like I said, maybe I am a little crazy. ... 2004 was a lengthy year, filled with commentary about the impending American Presidential Election (yes, George W. Bush won again), fluctuating health issues, and much sharing of prayer requests and praise reports among the faithful and beloved Readers. 2004 was so long that I had to split it into two books; this is Part Two, covering July through December. Like its sister books, e-Jeanne: 2004 (Part Two) comes out looking like a fair-sized phone book; you?ll need strong arms and strong hands to hold it while reading ... and I strongly suggest you have a sturdy bookmark.

Download or read book Just Plain Funny written by Charles Smith and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humor is something that has always been in Charles' life. It helped him cope as a child when he used to stutter. With humor he was able to get himself out of situations and not feel inferior to other kids. It became an important tool that he would use while teaching and coaching high school for thirty-three years. It kept him from ever having to send a student to the office.Charles' favorite times are the holidays when the family gets together to laugh and have fun. Humor is always a big part of communication in his family. The connection and love is primarily there because of God, but it is enhanced because of the humor his family enjoys.Charles has found that humor is important in one's everyday life. He has found that life is not easy and can cripple us in so many ways: physically, mentally, socially, and emotionally. He has found that you should always make time to laugh and when people do this they feel good. He has also found that laughter is strong medicine for a person's well being. He practices what he preaches and tries to smile every day. He spends time with happy people and he has learned to laugh at himself. He says pay attention to children and learn from them, because they are the masters of play and laughter.This book is Charles' attempt to enhance your life with some humor and by doing so he hopes it will make you smile, chuckle, or just laugh out loud. So he wants you to get a cup of coffee, find a comfortable place and just sit back and read some Just Plain Funny stuff.

Download or read book 16 Things I Thought Were True written by Janet Gurtler and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2014-03-04 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heart attacks happen to other people #thingsIthoughtweretrue When Morgan's mom gets sick, it's hard not to panic. Without her mother, she would have no one—until she finds out the dad who walked out on her as a baby isn't as far away as she thought... Adam is a stuck-up, uptight jerk #thingsIthoughtweretrue Now that they have a summer job together, Morgan's getting to know the real Adam, and he's actually pretty sweet...in a nerdy-hot kind of way. He even offers to go with her to find her dad. Road trip, anyone? 5000 Twitter followers are all the friends I need #thingsIthoughtweretrue With Adam in the back seat, a hyper chatterbox named Amy behind the wheel, and plenty of Cheetos to fuel their trip, Morgan feels ready for anything. She's not expecting a flat tire, a missed ferry, a fake girlfriend...and that these two people she barely knew before the summer started will become the people she can't imagine living without.

Download or read book RomanceWarfareGalleyD2D written by Lizzie Lynn Lee and published by Lizzie Lynn Lee. This book was released on with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Crazy Sh t Old People Say written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2011-05-26 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With old age comes grey hair, dodgy knees, a sudden passion for re-runs of Murder, She Wrote, and an apparent God-given licence to speak one's mind and be generally offensive without fear of retribution. Under the guise of passing on the benefits of their experience to family members or just casual acquaintances, old people exercise their right to swear, cuss and insult as they please. These feisty philosophers take no prisoners as they use their scalpel-like tongues to dissect modern life and the younger generations. If challenged over their outrageous comments, they'll play the age card: you know the sort of thing - 'I'm eighty-six, I've fought for my country, and if I want to call you a no-good, lowdown, useless fuckwit, then I'll call you a no-good, lowdown, useless fuckwit, Vicar.' Other gems include: It bugs me when people say, 'Life is short.' What the hell does it mean? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! Are they going to do something that's longer? Son, if it's got tits or tyres, you're gonna have trouble with it. We all have our disappointments in life, son, and I'm talking to mine right now. The only way in which life resembles a bed of roses is that you encounter a lot of pricks along the way. Sure I'm surprised you can't get a job, son. I heard the world was crying out for someone who is lazy, has no qualifications but can spit gum into a waste paper basket from ten feet. Don't you think you might stand a better chance of becoming a captain of industry if you got rid of some of that metal shit on your body - like the nose stud and the eyebrow rings? Donald Trump may have a crap haircut but I bet he doesn't have pierced fucking nipples. Son, if life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. The secret of a happy life is to run out of cash and air at exactly the same time.

Download or read book Hilarious Status Updates and Guide for Facebook written by Ronny Harrahs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-01-23 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know the average person checks Facebook 6 times a day? You can bet they are frequently checking what you have to say! Ever wondered why some people have tons of friends? It's simple... It's because they are fun! People love to be around other fun or funny people. With this book you will learn how to be hilarious on Facebook and attract awesome new friends and fans.Featuring:* 1000+ Categorized Status Updates for every Occasion* Top 50 Status Updates of All Time* Worst Status Updates of All time* How to Handle Birthdays & Holidays on Facebook* HIDDEN Secrets of Facebook & Easter Eggs* How to Score a Date on Facebook* How to Add More Friends & Fans.AND MUCH MORE!!!!

Download or read book Getting Right written by Gary D. Wilson and published by John Hunt Publishing. This book was released on 2016-01-29 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Suppose your more than mildly irritating leech of a sister calls you, as she usually does wanting money, only this time she says instead that she has cancer and in the course of the conversation challenges you to write the story of her life. You say, sure, you'll do that but you'll tell it the way you see it. The tale that emerges involves not only the dying sister, Connie, but brother Len as well. And it's also about "me," the sibling invited to narrate their shared story and whose interplay of memory and imagination raises the question of whether "the truth" of Connie's life - or of anyone's for that matter - can ever be known.

Download or read book Bittersweet Wreckage written by Erin Richards and published by Midnight Muse Publishing. This book was released on 2018-06-07 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Ex Files written by Jane Moore and published by Crown. This book was released on 2004-01-13 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After five years spent maneuvering for Mr. Right, beautiful, feisty Faye Parker has finally snared a sensitive cutie named Mark. So when he pops the question, Faye is fully prepared to step out of the dating rat-race, call the caterer, and don the veil. Just as soon as she has one last teensy-weensy little fling. Then comes the dicey issue of the guest list. First there’s Nat, Faye’s ex—a narcissistic fashion model hell-bent on flaunting his substantial charms in Faye’s face, his latest Playboy bunny in tow. Next there’s Kate, Mark’s ex—a woman so indignant she’s not the bride that she’s liable to slit Faye’s zipper. And, of course, there’s Adam, Faye’s flamboyant sidekick, milking the chaos for all it’s worth while shamelessly ogling Nat’s abs. As the rehearsal dinner lurches toward the brink of a spin-the-bottle-fueled imbroglio, Faye must face the fact that marriage means more than a flawlessly executed reception. She’s got a serious decision to make—about Mark, about love, and about her own deepest desires. Wickedly funny, The Ex Files is a sexy, sophisticated caper that offers a brazenly edgy take on the complexities of the modern bride.