Download or read book When Farts Had Colors written by Mark Lawton Thomas and published by . This book was released on 2011-11 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't let the title throw you off - this is a hilarious book with an anti-bully theme. When Farts Had Colors is the story of 4th grader Lance Chance who hates Mondays. This particular Monday Lance's mom coaxes Lance to school with his favorite sandwiches and a 'wish-kiss'. On his way to school Lance is tormented by "the biggest, meanest 4th grader ever to stalk the halls of Alfonso Orr Elementary School. Merry Maddox. Bully Extraordinaire..."A legend" and her posse of mayhem, the Crazy M&Ms. If having to hand over his sandwiches and perform a certain humiliating act wasn't enough, Lance gets blamed by Merry Maddox for letting out a fart so horrible it forces the entire school to evacuate. Lance runs away from school and wishes that farts had colors. "Then everyone would have known it was Merry Maddox who sent out those heat seeking missiles of doom and destruction," thinks Lance. And just like that, Lance's wish comes true. Will Lance come up with a plan to expose Merry Maddox and reveal her true colors?

Download or read book If Farts Had Color written by Gayle Peters and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2015-08-13 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is intended for children between the ages of four to eight. It is intended to make light of what can be sometimes an embarrassing moment for most kids. It is natural, and everyone farts.

Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

Download or read book The Original Facts About Farts Coloring Book written by J. Storm and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-23 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Farts are funny! So is coloring!Have fun with 22 large farting images.I fart, you fart, we all fart! Here's the perfect coloring book for kids (of all ages) that will keep you smiling all day. Color in or outside the lines however you please. Oh, and if you do feel a need to let out som air, don't be shy... an average person farts between 10 and 20 times per day and on earth more than 1.15 million farts happen every second! So get out your pencils, crayons or whatever you prefer and have fun! Free bonus! Want a brake from coloring? Included in the coloring book is "The Ultimate Quiz Book About Farts" with 45 questions and answers, based on the book "99 Facts About Farts - The Ultimate Fun Fact Book".

Download or read book The Farting Contest Coloring Book written by John Alexander and published by Farting Coloring Book. This book was released on 2019-03-16 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is always funny. What do you call a person who never farts in front of other people? A private tooter. Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken next to her farted. What do you call it when someone has a ton of gas after eating? A fart attack. Why should you never fart on an elevator? It's wrong on so many levels. Did you hear about ninja farts? They are silent but deadly. What's invisible and smells like bananas? A fart of a monkey.Color these silly pages with some of the best fart contestants on the planet. This is a funny and ridiculous coloring book that is for kids of all ages and those who can't resist a good fart humor.

Download or read book Farting Animals Are Funny Coloring Book written by Le Petit Publications and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-28 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FARTING ANIMALS ARE FUNNY COLORING BOOK, BONUS PAGE: FUN FACTS ABOUT FARTS A hilariously funny coloring book filled with animals farting, fart descriptions and fun facts about farts! HUMOROUS - COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS & KIDS - GAG GIFT IDEAS Do animals fart? They sure do! And this coloring book features all types of animals doing it! If you need a good laugh and appreciate the Art of Farting, this book is for you! This coloring book is appropriate for kids, teens, and adults that find humor in farting! Inside you will find: Fun illustrations of all kinds of animals farting. Corresponding "fart type" with a fart description that will surely make you more of a fart expert. It features 26 different types of farts! A pageful of Fun Fart Facts! Let's face it... Farts are funny! Stinky and gross... Yes! But they can be quite hilarious! Humorous Coloring Book for Adults and Kids! Farting Animals Are Funny Coloring Book makes a great gag gift, however it was also designed to help you to relax, relieve stress, lower anxiety, promote calmness & tranquility and of course provide you with hours of laughs too! So, scroll up, grab a copy for yourself or a friend and get ready to color, laugh and relax! About Le Petit Publications Le Petit Publications creates a wide selection of unique and fun books for kids and adults.

Download or read book If Farts Were Bright Purple written by G. Lagimodiere and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-10 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A classroom fart becomes a teachable moment in this hilariously illustrated book! Laugh along with your child as you act out each storyboard and imitate sound effects. Watch your child engage in a search for a can of "musical food" in each picture. The paperback version provides hours of coloring activity. Tested in real classrooms by real teachers, this story is sure to trigger laughter from all ages.

Download or read book F Is for FART Coloring Book written by Smelt It Dealt It and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-03-21 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book COLORING about farts.Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways.What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked! We've got farts which smell, farts that BOOM, farts that splat, farts that upset your nose and send you for a tumble! We've even got farts so bad you could use them in a rumble! Was it you? Was it me? No, of course not - it was the animals!We've got animals from Australia, China, and even Madagascar! We've got animals from the east and animals from the west; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals which fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got animals which are imaginary and some which are extinct, but keep that between you and me! Some are from rivers, some live in trees! Just buy the book and you - you will see; just buy the book - just buy it please!Worried we've skipped a letter or your favorite animal? I don't think so! We've got A for Antelope, B for Badger, C for Camel, D for Dinosaur, E for Elephant, F for Ferret, G for Giraffe, H for Hare, I for Iguana, J for Jaguar, K for Kangaroo, L for Lemur, M for Manatee, N for Narwhal, O for Otter, P for Pelican, Q for Qinling Panda, R for Rhino, S for Sloth, T for Turtle, U for Unicorn, V for Vervet Monkey, W for Whale, X for X-Ray Tetra, Y for Yak, and Z for Zebra.If your kids love farts as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library.- Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It

Download or read book F is for Fart written by Magic Wall and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-16 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book about farts. Yes, he farts. It's also about ABC and animals - but it's mostly about farting and making you and your loved ones laugh at your farting. Each letter stands for an animal that is very smelly - much like bitterns stink. Hope you think this book stinks in every way. Did you feel anything? There are farts of all colors, smells, lengths and sounds, and even levels of excretory torment. Here is the classification: Seaside short sleeve - formed after leaving the water. It has no smell and is very short Latrine fart - a loud bittern usually released when faced with a thick need that can rip your butt apart Champagne - occurs only with constipation, when the cork unblocks, carbonated liquid flows from the ass Breaker - formed during defecation, when the gaseous fraction is mixed with the solid fraction, it is characterized by unusual impulsivity caused by high pressure in the system Fajrant Jazz, or Clerical Pierdogrzmot - a sitting 8-hour set of gases entangled in conspiratorial connections with the buffet menu. The eruption is most often inspired by a cumulative emotional charge and causes increased erosion of ventilation ducts in public facilities Are you worried that I missed a letter or your favorite animal? I do not think so! We have A for alligator, B for bear, C for cat, D for dog, E for elephant, F for fox, G for giraffe, H for horse, I for iguana, J for jellyfish, K for kangaroo, L for lion, M like Monkey, N for Newt, O for Owl, P for Penguin, Q for Quail, R for Rabbit, S for Shark, T for Tiger, U for Unau, V for Vampire Bat, W for Wolf, X for X-Ray Fish, Y for yak and Z for zebra. If your kids love farts as much as ours do, we're sure this book will be a favorite. You must have it with you as soon as possible. Dont waste opportunity! (TM)Magic Wall(TM)

Download or read book The Fart Before Christmas written by Catherine Adams and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-21 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!

Download or read book Fart ART written by Art Fart and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-01-03 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone and Everything, Everywhere, Every timeFartsthis book is created for you, and for all who think farting is fun!color the animals, having fun!A great gift is waiting for you at the end of the book

Download or read book Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book written by M.t. Lott and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-17 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no doubt, farts are funny! And, what is funnier than farting magical creatures? I defy you to respond with an answer that makes sense! This funny coloring book is the sequel to the best-selling FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, because ... why not? This makes a great gift for kids, a white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or just an awesome gag gift. But, wait... there's more!!!! Each coloring page comes with an amazing fact about each magical creature and its farts. Yeah, really! So, grab your copy ASAP.

Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Me to Hockey Coloring Book written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-30 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TIMMY AND HIS BEST FRIEND THE LITTLE FART ARE PLAYING HOCKEY THIS TIME AROUND! If you enjoyed The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey then you'll love the coloring book! If your children love to color, then they'll love to put their own personal spin on Timmy and the Little Fart. Who doesn't love to COLOUR? We know we do! If you would like to color Timmy and the Little Fart yourself, then don't hesitate to grab a copy for your kids! Discover and giggle along with Timmy and his best friend with adventures on the ice.

Download or read book The Fart Before Christmas written by Catherine Catherine Adams and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-23 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny Christmas Poem full of farts, fun and laughter ! New for 2019 - the Full Color Story Version! (the coloring book version has a red cover) It's a Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting story book for kids and adults based on the classic "The night before Christmas" Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids and Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the snowmen and reindeer are farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Order today and brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting story book!

Download or read book The BIG Book of FARTS Funny Coloring Book for Kids written by Jimmy Elliott and published by Jimmy Elliott. This book was released on 2021-04-16 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun Gift for Kids and AdultsFarting animals are funny! This farting animal coloring book for kids (of all ages) is just what you've been looking for, even though you probably didn't know it! Everyone is farting, Everything is farting.. Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh. Inside you'll find OVER 40 images to color, with a FREE gift at the end of the book. Single-sided coloring pages. This will allow you to remove the page for coloring if you choose. And it helps to reduce bleed-through onto the next coloring image. This coloring book pages suitable for all types of coloring: Gel pens, colored pencils, felt tips, markers, and more. Quality professional designs. Test pages so you can try out different shades before you color. Full-size 8x10" pages for even more coloring fun. Grab this hilarious kids/adults coloring book and be super entertained while enjoying the benefits of coloring like relaxation and lowering your stress and anxiety levels. Scroll up to the top and click the buy button now. You'll be so glad you did!

Download or read book Coloring Cat Farts A Funny and Irreverent Coloring Book for Cat Lovers for All Ages written by Topix Media Lab and published by Topix Media Lab LLC. This book was released on 2019-09-29 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring dozens of ready-to-frame coloring pages, Coloring Cat Farts is the purrrfect companion for creative cat lovers who like to have a good time.

Download or read book When You Fart You May Poop On Your Shadow written by Golden Paul and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-29 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HUMOROUS GIFT - HILARIOUS STUFF - JOKING COLOURING BOOK - PERFECT FOR ALL AGES ! - CHILDREN - ADULTS - You know that feeling when you just had wanted to fart and you did but you know what have happened next;-) Want to buy something UNIQUE and SPECIAL for your kids, friends or colleagues ? Necessary relax after a long day ? Need a good laugh with your family ? Good news ! All of the above you can achieve with this coloring book;-) Click the cover to reveal what's inside! About this book: ✓ 40 full pages drawings of different kind of characters, magical creatures, cute animals, funny monsters who farts and poops on their shadows, ✓ Printed on high quality solid white paper, ✓ The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, ✓ Second pages are "Practice Pages" in case you want to add or note someting, ✓ Easily color with crayons, colored pencils or colored pens, ✓ Beautiful designs appropriate for all ages. Do not Hesitate ! Put a SMILE on your LOVED ONES faces ! Scroll up and BUY NOW !