Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 2 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew m Molloy. This book was released on with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself 2, is a comedy/horror story with a strange type of entity, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that is if your sense of humour is up to it! This fun detective story from Joe KING, has plenty of humour/humor to give you something quite different to read! A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack McKenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all of them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan!
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself Books 1 4 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself #1. Do you believe in ghosts? Bill End doesn't, but as his first night back as a Security Guard, he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible! I Nearly Shit Myself #2. A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack McKenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all of them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan! I Nearly Shit Myself #3. When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As his drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending! I Nearly Shit Myself #4. When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! The, I Nearly Shit Myself, series are now being published under new titles with alternative endings.
Download or read book Shadow Figure Part 1 Earth Extinction written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Zoe Read decides that having sex in the local woodlands was a good idea to lift her relationships ailing sex life, little did she realise that she was being watched. This watcher, though, was no ordinary voyeur. The shadow figure she sees while having her fun is going to change her life beyond her wildest dreams. The shadow figure, a dark malevolent featureless outline of a human, has been tracking her. Waiting, and timing the arrival to this very moment in Zoe’s life. The future is coming. A future that has set the Earth as Zoe knows it on its extinction day. Many things have been going wrong with society. Many things that the Others believe they can change for the better of humanity, but not humanity for the good of all. A humanity that is set to realign a path that has now been broken. John Oaks has discovered a signal from a rogue satellite. His life is one of paranormal investigations and so far, he has found nothing more interesting that a plume of smoke he believes is a visitation from another world. The signal he had discovered will be way beyond his comprehension as his investigation takes on a new level of understanding as the military takes over what he thought was something he had control over. Sergeant, and a professor, Sam Steel is head of the investigation team for the military, as John soon discovers when he is kidnapped. Their connections are strong, and they somehow know each other but not of this timeline, a timeline they know they must have been linked together somehow. With a new understanding and the seriousness of what he learns, his life also spirals out of this world to become another cog in the machine of the universe. A portal so advanced becomes his nemesis and his best friend as the team he has now assigned to discover how far the Others will go to retain the path the Earth is set to follow. Some things in life are meant to be discovered. Other things, well…knowing when to walk away is not so easy when you are a human of form! With timelines interfering with the Earth’s destiny and the Others racing to undo all that has been set in motion, an Earth end date is looming, and a race begins to save the planet and the billions of lives that are set to be destroyed in this science fiction thriller.
Download or read book The Sausage Man written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Gavin Granger relocates to Tameworth to sell his brand of sausage, little did he realise that things were going to take a turn for the worse, and the better, in this short tale of humour and a mild dose of horror. For years, Gavin had been selling his exotic sausage from his pitch up North, but as things got a little hairy and trade took a tumble, Tameworth was his choice of relocation. With a newfound zeal to sell his special brand of sausage from his van and his new pitch, things were going well until the locals began to suspect there was more to his sausage than just the porky variety. As things escalate out of his control, and the police sniff round his sausage, Gavin must come up with a plan to get out of this mess that is mounting up and fast. With his livelihood in jeopardy once more, rumours soon begin to take on a life of their own as two local business he has had dealings with mysteriously disappear, causing Gavin to rethink his exotic brand of sausage with his secret ingredient in and come up with a plan that keeps his dream of selling his sausage alive! With local pets going missing, fingers soon point to one man and his sausage. Will Gavin find a way out of this mess or will his small sausage business get shafted? Determined to survive, there was only one way forward for Gavin the sausage man. More.
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 4 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew m Molloy. This book was released on with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself 4: Nature has a funny way of doing things sometimes, and it only takes a slight change in an Ecosystem and everything can go to pot. Take parasites for example, they have developed themselves over millions of years, and even use us humans for their own ends. Like the unassuming tapeworm. Their reproduction can be quite amazing and the lengths they will go to get what they want, and like all living things, the end goal is to reproduce and multiply, but when humans get involved, it generally does not end well! When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! I Nearly Shit Myself, are a series of books that are written for the sole purpose of humour, but not just any old humour. This series of books are aimed at readers with a warped and twisted sense of humour/humor. You have been warned. PG 18.
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 3 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself 3, is a dark tale from Joe KING that will show you how sometimes it is better to stick with what you have, rather than risk it all. With profanity from the beginning, your sense of humour/humor will be pushed to its limits! When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As Joel’s drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending! I Nearly Shit Myself 3 is now being published as, The PLONKER with an alternative ending.
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 1 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on 2017-05-15 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun story packed with comedy/ horror, humour and a hugely different type of ghost, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that is if your sense of humour is up to it! Do you believe in ghosts? Bill begins to think differently as his first night shift back as a Security Guard gets off to a bumpy start and he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible during the Night Shift from hell. This book is now published as… Night Shift. Horror & Hilarity with a Banana Taste! This edition has an alternative ending.
Download or read book The SIGNAL Part Five Liev Malik written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on 2022-04-15 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As this epic Sci fi concludes, Ava has finally discovered how to correct all her mistakes, but like everything she is learning about humans, they never do as she predicts. Liev Malik is the only one who can change the past to recover a possible future. Time again is running out to stop the planet from regressing into anarchy. With each Nexus point returned to, a new wave of destruction threatens all life on Earth. Nova, the nemesis Ava must destroy, is also learning and planning to preserve her own self inside the invisible world she resides in. But not for the greater good of the human species, she wants the world for herself. As Liev Malik's life gets turned inside out, and Ava trying to figure out how to reverse all that the Earth has gone through, Liev Malik is once again called upon to rid the planet of those that have wrought havoc as his role is made clear. Kill, with no remorse for those select few that believe their own interests are greater than the masses. Ava must leave no traces of her existence behind but falling in love is something she had never planned for and doubts emerge on what she must do. Wrestling with her own emotions, there was only ever one real choice, but other people with their own ideas trying to stop her, the utopian nexus she must find was never going to be easy but leaving Rebecca will be the hardest thing she has ever had to do.
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 2 written by Joe King and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2017-06-20 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself 2, is a comedy/horror story with a very different type of entity, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that痴 if your sense of humour is up it! This fun detective story from Joe KING, has plenty of humour/humor to give you something very different to read!A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers, and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack Mckenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan!This book has been re-titled and is also being sold as...THE BOG!From the Author.Having decided to re-title this book because I wanted to create, Tales from the funny(dark)side series, then realising after it cannot be replaced by the new edition. I decided that instead of having it listed not for sale any longer, I saw this as an opportunity to add an alternative ending. Like all books, sometimes after they are published new ideas do pop up, so I have rewritten the ending with something just as strange and I hope, as funny!Happy Reading, Joe.
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 1 4 written by Joe KING and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book A Horse Called Jo Part 2 written by Andrew M Molloy and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In part 2 of, A Horse Called Jo. Just when Jessica finally thinks that her troubles are behind her with Jo and she can finally enjoy and learn from Jo, she soon realises that her troubles never left. The woman she has come to know as a witch, Mrs Crowberry, has bigger plans for her than she could have ever imagined. With coincidences popping up left right and centre, and the oddest things happening around the village, Jessica begins to figure out this mysterious person that seems intent on dragging Jessica into her life. Unbeknown to Jessica, she was always the main player in this game of life and the dead, and just when she thought she had solved all the clues that have been left for her, nothing was going to prepare her for the outcome that was planned for her so long ago, it seems impossible to believe just how important Jessica has been all along!
Download or read book Wasted Years Wasted Lives Volume 2 written by Ken Wharton and published by Helion and Company. This book was released on 2014-08-19 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Volume 2 does what it says on the can - it continues from where the first volume left off. It looks at the bloody years of 1978 and 1979. It covers eyewitness accounts from soldiers on the ground and there is the occasional comment from civilians who were living in the troubled province at the time. There are accounts from the IRA atrocity at the la Mon Restaurant when the terrorists used a napalm-like device to incinerate 12 innocent civilians; it includes the murder of Lord Mountbatten, hero of Burma, and some of his family and staff on his yacht in Co Sligo. It also covers the worst tragedy for the Army in Ulster, the murder of 18 soldiers at Warrenpoint. Every single troubles-related death and every major incident is covered and includes those soldiers who died in 'non-battle' incidents, the ones who are not included in the 'official' figures. The book pulls no punches and the author is outspoken in his criticism of the Irish-American community and their incredibly nave support of the Republican terrorists who almost destroyed an entire country. The author condemns in equal measure the paramilitaries of both sides and considers the evil activities of Lenny Murphy and the 'Shankill Butchers' as bad as anything which the Provisional IRA or INLA did. The book looks at individual incidents and tries to examine the terrorist mindset and their motives for the atrocities which they carried out in the name of their communities. It supports the security forces unequivocally but renders criticism where appropriate. The book examines the role of the young soldiers from Leeds, Liverpool, Manchester, indeed from every part of the UK from which these young men came. It looks at foot patrols, riot control and the daily fear and threat under which they operated for their four month or two year tours. Read carefully the words of an Irish-American who clearly is contemptuous of the way her fellow Americans almost sleepwalked into supporting the IRA from afar with the dollars which they placed so willingly into the NORAID collection jars. The level of detail and research the author goes into is phenomenal and demonstrates his commitment to continue telling the story of one of Britain's forgotten wars.
Download or read book The Scoop on Poop written by Anne Ferguson BM and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2015-12-01 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally ! A straight forward, easy-to-read, entertaining guide to good digestive health. With the assistance of Scoop The Poop, intrepid reporter, this empowering bathroom book will help you make a perfect poo. What is the perfect poo made of? What are the ingredients to a perfect poo? Learn the four major building blocks to a perfect poo and how they can make a perfect you. What happens when you dont poo? Learn how failure to eliminate waste is like a garbage strike in the dead of summer. All that trash just sits and swelters on the 98-degree sidewalk. As it rots, ammonia gas builds up, emitting foul odors. How do you make a perfect poo? Learn the secrets to making a perfect poo. Its not as hard as you think, and you should be making peerless poos in no time. Anne Ferguson takes the reader on a comprehensive, stepwise journey to proper digestion, explaining the importance of proper elimination. This book puts focus on the principle of what goes in must, come out and its relationship to a healthy, functioning body which is the mainstay of a naturopathic approach and disease prevention. The Scoop on Poop, is a great addition to any health-minded household or individual who has an interest in knowing the scoop on proper elimination and how it reflects on our health from the inside out. Dr. Michelle J. Salga, ND (Doctor of Naturopathic Medicine), IVT (Intravenous Vitamin Therapy Practitioner), BHRT (Bio-identical Hormone Replacement Therapy Practitioner) What a fabulous mix of health knowledge, digestive insight and Annes humour! Everyone should take some time to read this fun, simple and educational tool on healthy digestion! I just love it! Leanne Jacobs, author of 30 Days to Wealth, founder of Healthy Girl
Download or read book When She Loves A Hitta 2 written by Tisha Andrews and published by Sullivan Group Publishing. This book was released on 2018-11-12 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tensions are high, lovers are at war, and the streets are left bleeding when the lives of the most powerful men collapse under this one thing called love. Asia has loved Banger since the day she could remember. Not only was he her best friend, but he was the only person she trusted with her life. Unfortunately, she’s holding on to a secret that may shake the foundation of their history and love for one another. Block and Nazarene are utterly in love with each other, defying many rules like “thou shall not sleep with thy brother’s sister,” but to Block, Nazarene is more than just sex. She’s the woman he wants to grow old with, if only he could without losing Racer, his best friend. Racer, a man known to never fall for anyone, has fallen and fallen hard. In an effort to stay focused and keep CeeCee safe, Racer has trouble not only telling her what he wants, but what he needs too. He’s lived the life where love had no place, but now love is driving the bus and he can’t get off. Sierra, on the outside looking in, has it all. Two beautiful children, a man that loves her and more money than she can count, but it’s still not enough. Struggling to forget about Racer who’s all into CeeCee, she finally decided to give her children’s father, Gank, an honest try. That would play out well except Gank’s lost interest, ready to call it quits. That worked out perfectly after one encounter places him in the path of Iris, a smart, beautiful, and single mother of two. Iris wants nothing from him except to be left alone. She doesn’t trust men, being left to fend for herself by her children’s cold-hearted father, Logan. Gank steps in not only prepared to change her life, but her heart too. Nothing about the game changes until everything about the game does. Loyalty and love isn’t about who you’ve known the longest but who you trust the most. Find out if these couples have it in them to finally live in their truth, even if it costs them everything in this finale.
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 1 2 3 4 written by Joe King and published by . This book was released on 2018-09-11 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Gangstress 2 written by INDIA and published by Urban Books. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The odds have been stacked against Janelle Doesher, aka Jane Doe, ever since her parents were murdered in cold blood. She's been stripped of the money, power, and respect associated with the family's name. Turning her losses into lessons, Jane takes destiny into her own hands. She does whatever is necessary to rise to the top, and that includes stepping on toes and making more enemies than she already had. Once her spot in the game is solidified, or so she thinks, one of her affiliates blows the whistle on her operation, and an indictment comes down on the entire organization."--Amazon.
Download or read book Everyone Poops written by Taro Gomi and published by Chronicle Books LLC. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.
