Download or read book I Make Bad Science Jokes written by Zach Yale and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This notebook journal with blank lines is a fantastic gift idea for science teachers, chemistry teachers, chemistry, and science enthusiasts #ScienceJokes! This funny science chemistry lined journal notebook is ideal as a science teacher gift, nerdy chemistry gift, or science teacher gift idea. Key features of this novelty science and chemistry journal: Unique funny science gift or chemistry gifts for her idea Great science chemistry jokes quote as a cover design This science teacher notebook is suitable as a romantic chemistry jokes gift, gifts for science teachers, funny science gift, and science teacher jokes and puns Anyone who enjoys nerdy chemistry gifts, geek science gifts, nerdy science gifts, or birthday chemistry jokes will love this journal Create your own cute, smart, romantic, geeky, nerdy, dirty, or clean chemistry and science jokes and write them inside this journal Contains 100 lined pages Printed on high-quality white interior pages Matte-finish cover 6 inches by 9 inches or 15.24 cm by 22.86 cm journal notebook size Don't wait, grab your copy now!

Download or read book Really Horrible Science Jokes written by Karen King and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-18 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: What is a sick joke? A: Something that comes up in conversation! From barmy biology to evil experiments, this collection contains the over 120 yucky science jokes. Young readers will delight in their silliness, complete with hilarious full-color illustrations. Perfect for kids aged 7+. ABOUT THE SERIES: Really Horrible Jokes taps into kids' fascination with all things yucky! Humorous cartoon illustrations accompany the gross jokes, giving the books a wacky, anarchic look. Readers will love to dip into this treasure trove of ickiness and share their new jokes with friends and family.

Download or read book I Make Bad Chemistry Jokes Because All The Good Ones Argon written by Steven L Rankin Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-11 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FUN CHEMISTRY EDUCATION NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL This funny science and chemistry teacher inspired notebook is just what a teacher, teaching assistant, school education faculty or staff member needs to stay inspired and excited for the day. Even better than a teacher or professor simply having such a book, is when it's provided to them as a give at the beginning or end of the year, or during Teacher Appreciation Week. Not only is this journal visually appealing, it also allows for simple note taking or writing about whatever is going on in everyday life. Science and Chemistry teachers help make the world go round and are educating our countries youth all the time. They also aren't getting the salary, love, appreciation and attention they deserve. While this book is a simple gift, it could make the world of a difference for the teacher who it might be given to. Unlike other notepads and journals that just have blank pages and nothing to work off of, this book features 120 pages of lined paper which allows for writing in any style or direction the book owner likes. The setup of this writing book is perfect for notes, reminders, creating to-do lists and highlighting your top priorities -- all of which allows for easy navigation and complete creativity. Need to take notes? Write down school education and lesson plans? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this inspiring notebook and journal that is completely original and customized to fit your needs. SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper FEATURES: Original Art Cover PAGES: 120 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Limited Time Offer Perfect for note taking, journaling and to-do lists Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!

Download or read book Big Book Of Science Jokes written by Tim Kessler and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-07 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the best Science jokes on planet Earth. Everything from dinosaurs to planets, all compressed in one book. But that's not all. Every science term and theory is explain in more detail in the second half of the book. Not only are you going to get a good laugh, you will also gain more knowledge in almost all the fields of science.Have you ever told a joke only to have the listener ask what it meant? Have you tried telling jokes to a kid and get backlashed with a million questions? This joke book is perfect for: * The parent who needs to answer the questions of a child before they drive him insane* The teenager who wants to sound smart to that cute nerd in class* The lecturer who wants to bring a little life into the classroom full of zombies* The professor who wants to make his Noble Prize acceptance speech less dry* Everybody else on the planet and beyond.Want to know what's worse that a giraffe with a sore throat? Or what would happen in Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teams up? Or where bad light goes to?Well you will find those answers as well as hundreds more in this book

Download or read book Absolute Zero Gravity written by Betsy Devine and published by Touchstone. This book was released on 1992 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Fantastic Book of Chemistry Jokes written by Unconventional Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2022-08-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome, welcome! With so many people slapping their neon The Fantastic Book of Chemistry Jokes, this author's edition has been released. No matter your understanding of chemistry, I am sure you'll get a reaction, because the jokes within, are sodium funny. These jokes have been accumulated through years of interactions with fellow scientists and teachers and lots of drinking in strange bars late at night. A word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are rude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. As studies have shown, the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you are. With that being said, sit back, put your feet up and wait for the nerdy fluorine, uranium, nitrogen-filled laughs to tickle your fancy."Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it."-Adam Sandler

Download or read book I Make Bad Science Puns But Only Periodically written by Alledras Designs and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-30 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Make Bad Science Puns But Only Periodically: Notebook with Funny Saying 6"X9" 120 Lined Pages This notebook is perfect for writing in to take daily notes, jot down ideas, doodling in, whatever you feel. Great for giving as a gift to that special someone in your life, especially if they love science or bad puns. 120 Blank Lined Pages 6" X 9" Perfect Size Glossy Cover Makes a great gift

Download or read book Bad Dad Jokes written by Willow Creek Press and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.

Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.

Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!

Download or read book Why Do So Many Incompetent Men Become Leaders written by Tomas Chamorro-Premuzic and published by Harvard Business Press. This book was released on 2019-02-19 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Look around your office. Turn on the TV. Incompetent leadership is everywhere, and there's no denying that most of these leaders are men. In this timely and provocative book, Tomas Chamorro-Premuzic asks two powerful questions: Why is it so easy for incompetent men to become leaders? And why is it so hard for competent people--especially competent women--to advance? Marshaling decades of rigorous research, Chamorro-Premuzic points out that although men make up a majority of leaders, they underperform when compared with female leaders. In fact, most organizations equate leadership potential with a handful of destructive personality traits, like overconfidence and narcissism. In other words, these traits may help someone get selected for a leadership role, but they backfire once the person has the job. When competent women--and men who don't fit the stereotype--are unfairly overlooked, we all suffer the consequences. The result is a deeply flawed system that rewards arrogance rather than humility, and loudness rather than wisdom. There is a better way. With clarity and verve, Chamorro-Premuzic shows us what it really takes to lead and how new systems and processes can help us put the right people in charge.

Download or read book Yo Mama Jama Science Jokes For Kids written by Peter Crumpton and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-09-25 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yo Mama Jama - Science Jokes For Kids

Download or read book The McSweeney s Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.

Download or read book Science Jokes For Smart Kids written by Lewis Jose and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-09 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do Scientists freshen their breath? With Experi-Mints! lol. Who doesn't love science? Let's be real everyone does! science is around us it shapes our lives, Science has influenced all aspects of our lives helps us understand how things work, invent, provides energy, and makes life more fun... (and the list goes on) Also, it makes us laugh so much (this is what you'll be going to discover inside this book! Science is beautiful! Packed with a mix of clean & silly jokes about math, chemistry, physics, biology, etc. everyone in the family is guaranteed to have a laugh with this collection of science jokes! Ps: Some of The jokes inside this book require a little (just a little) science knowledge so you'll laugh so hard once you get it and you'll love it! Joke books make a perfect gift for kids as it helps with conversation and improves reading skills. Perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.

Download or read book Harrow the Ninth written by Tamsyn Muir and published by Tordotcom. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Harrow the Ninth, an Amazon pick for Best SFF of 2020 and the New York Times and USA Today bestselling sequel to Gideon the Ninth, turns a galaxy inside out as one necromancer struggles to survive the wreckage of herself aboard the Emperor's haunted space station. The Locked Tomb is a 2023 Hugo Award Finalist for Best Series! “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space! Decadent nobles vie to serve the deathless emperor! Skeletons!” —Charles Stross on Gideon the Ninth “Unlike anything I've ever read.” —V.E. Schwab on Gideon the Ninth “Deft, tense and atmospheric, compellingly immersive and wildly original.” —The New York Times on Gideon the Ninth She answered the Emperor's call. She arrived with her arts, her wits, and her only friend. In victory, her world has turned to ash. After rocking the cosmos with her deathly debut, Tamsyn Muir continues the story of the penumbral Ninth House in Harrow the Ninth, a mind-twisting puzzle box of mystery, murder, magic, and mayhem. Nothing is as it seems in the halls of the Emperor, and the fate of the galaxy rests on one woman's shoulders. Harrowhark Nonagesimus, last necromancer of the Ninth House, has been drafted by her Emperor to fight an unwinnable war. Side-by-side with a detested rival, Harrow must perfect her skills and become an angel of undeath — but her health is failing, her sword makes her nauseous, and even her mind is threatening to betray her. Sealed in the gothic gloom of the Emperor's Mithraeum with three unfriendly teachers, hunted by the mad ghost of a murdered planet, Harrow must confront two unwelcome questions: is somebody trying to kill her? And if they succeeded, would the universe be better off? THE LOCKED TOMB SERIES BOOK 1: Gideon the Ninth BOOK 2: Harrow the Ninth BOOK 3: Nona the Ninth BOOK 4: Alecto the Ninth At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Download or read book Riveted The Science of Why Jokes Make Us Laugh Movies Make Us Cry and Religion Makes Us Feel One with the Universe written by Jim Davies and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do some things pass under the radar of our attention, but other things capture our interest? Why do some religions catch on and others fade away? What makes a story, a movie, or a book riveting? Why do some people keep watching the news even though it makes them anxious? The past 20 years have seen a remarkable flourishing of scientific research into exactly these kinds of questions. Professor Jim Davies' fascinating and highly accessible book, Riveted, reveals the evolutionary underpinnings of why we find things compelling, from art to religion and from sports to superstition. Compelling things fit our minds like keys in the ignition, turning us on and keeping us running, and yet we are often unaware of what makes these "keys" fit. What we like and don't like is almost always determined by subconscious forces, and when we try to consciously predict our own preferences we're often wrong. In one study of speed dating, people were asked what kinds of partners they found attractive. When the results came back, the participants' answers before the exercise had no correlation with who they actually found attractive in person! We are beginning to understand just how much the brain makes our decisions for us: we are rewarded with a rush of pleasure when we detect patterns, as the brain thinks we've discovered something significant; the mind urges us to linger on the news channel or rubberneck an accident in case it might pick up important survival information; it even pushes us to pick up People magazine in order to find out about changes in the social structure.Drawing on work from philosophy, anthropology, religious studies, psychology, economics, computer science, and biology, Davies offers a comprehensive explanation to show that in spite of the differences between the many things that we find compelling, they have similar effects on our minds and brains.

Download or read book The Joke Machine written by Theresa Julian and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2019-10-08 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A JOKE BOOK THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO BE FUNNY! Follow a cast of fictional funny experts into the Laugh Lab, a hilarious joke-building factory that teaches middle-grade readers how to create their own jokes, puns, silly one-liners, and more. Each chapter explores a different style of joke making, such as surprise, understatement, and exaggeration, and includes hundreds of hilarious examples. By the end of the book, readers will have a set of tools in their joke belt to make their friends and family actually LOL. The book includes more than 500 family-friendly jokes—plus zillions that you can create on your own!