Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!

Download or read book I m Not Crazy My Unicorn Said So written by Dartan Creations and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-31 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This unique and funny journal notebook is sure to put a smile on someone's face. With a glossy, full-color soft cover this 6x9 108 lined pages paperback notebook is as practical as it is cute! The ideal size for lined journals for kids, to do lists or even a diary. Makes an excellent gift for birthdays, Christmas, coworkers or any special occasion.

Download or read book Not a Unicorn written by Dana Middleton and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-09-21 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Magic, adventure, and friendship collide in warm and funny novel about the power of self-acceptance to change the world. Jewel's your average eighth grader. Awkward relationship with a cute boy, ex-BFFs with a popular girl, mom issues at home. You've read it all before. Except for one thing: Jewel has a unicorn horn on her head. (Okay, and one other thing, but it's just too weird to mention here!) Jewel tries to stay invisible at school, looking forward to the day when she can finally leave her small town behind, making art with her fellow weirdos, and obsessively reading graphic novels with her best friends. But when she's selected to represent her school at the regional French speaking competition, she decides she's had enough of the shy life. The horn needs to come off. What happens when you have the ability to become the girl you've always wanted to be? When you don't know your true self, how do you know your true friends? What happens when everything in your life—your biggest struggle, your greatest joy, and your dearest friends—all combine in one calamitous adventure? With a sparkle of magic, a treasure trove of true determination, and help from all her friends both real and invisible, Jewel just might survive this year with her heart—and her head—intact. THE ULTIMATE EMPATHY READ: The unicorn horn in this book is a perfect symbol for all the ways every young person feels strange, different, or unusual in any way. While readers' specific situations may differ from Jewel's, her struggle for self-acceptance will resonate with readers of all stripes, circumstances, and backgrounds. A RICH, FANTASTIC FANTASY: At the heart of this book is a rich, multi-layered fantasy adventure that will have all readers thinking twice about the stories they read, the friends they have, and the superpowers they may not even know they possess. IRRESISTIBLE MIDDLE SCHOOL DRAMA: Catty ex-friends, terrifyingly unapproachable boys, embarrassing dance proposals, inspirational teachers—this book has all the hallmarks of everyone's favorite middle grade fare. UNFORGETTABLE CHARACTERS: Readers won't want to leave this world behind! The main characters and the families in this book are real, warmly drawn, and endlessly relatable. Readers will return to the book just to live in the world for a little bit longer. RELATABLE FAMILY ISSUES: Jewel's family deals with situations that will be very familiar to most readers: high hopes for the future, never having enough money, and the distance between what we want and what we have. The family dynamics are relatable, too: Jewel's single mom works a low-paying job, and they live in an apartment with Jewel's grandma. The warmth of this family despite their difficulties will stay with readers long after they close the cover. Perfect for: tweens, fans of unicorns, fantasy readers, parents, educators

Download or read book The Unicorn s Secret written by Steven Levy and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2016-11-08 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The true story of Ira Einhorn, the Philadelphia antiwar crusader, environmental activist, and New Age guru with a murderous dark side. During the cultural shockwaves of the 1960s and ’70s, Ira Einhorn—nicknamed the “Unicorn”—was the leading radical voice for the antiwar movement at the University of Pennsylvania. At his side were such noted activists as Abbie Hoffman and Jerry Rubin. A brilliantly articulate advocate for peace in a turbulent era, he rallied followers toward the growing antiestablishment causes of free love, drugs, and radical ecological reform. In 1979, when the mummified remains of his girlfriend, Holly Maddux, a Bryn Mawr flower child from Tyler, Texas, were found in a trunk in his apartment, Einhorn claimed a CIA frame-up. Incredibly, the network of influential friends, socialites, and powerful politicians he’d charmed and manipulated over the years supported him. Represented by renowned district attorney and future senator Arlen Specter, Einhorn was released on bail. But before trial, he fled the country to an idyllic town in the French wine region and disappeared. It would take more than twenty years—and two trials—to finally bring Einhorn to justice. Based on more than two years of research and 250 interviews, as well as the chilling private journals of Einhorn and Maddux, prize-winning journalist Steven Levy paints an astonishing and complicated portrait of a man motivated by both genius and rage. The basis for 1998 NBC television miniseries The Hunt for the Unicorn Killer, The Unicorn’s Secret is a “spellbinding sociological/true crime study,” revealing the dark and tragic dimensions of a man who defined an era, only to shatter its ideals (Publishers Weekly).

Download or read book I m Not Crazy My Unicorn Said So written by Dartan Creations and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-07-13 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: School Composition Notebooks For Students Our cute and practical composition books are the perfect school notebook. With dozens of styles to choose from and the perfect size (7.44"x9.69") to fit in a desk or backpack kids are sure to love them. Please note if cover has a glitter look it is not actual glitter and simply the print.

Download or read book Love Like Crazy written by Magan Vernon and published by Beautifully Broken Books. This book was released on 2018-06-18 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Friendship, Texas just got a little bit crazier with gruff Army veteran, Clay Carrington, and Q Ranch heiress Christy Quinn's world's colliding. Vegas was a trip, and that was an understatement. An understatement I couldn't remember and that included the brunette in my bed. That is until my pounding headache had me getting up for a glass of water and I saw the marriage license on the ground. The words: Clay Carrington and Christy Quinn and holy matrimony staring me in the face. I came to Vegas to get away, and the bratty owner's daughter of the ranch wanted to come with. I didn't even like the boss's daughter, let alone want to marry her. I guess things the happened in Vegas had a way of following you home.

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Download or read book Only Lycans Need Apply written by Michele Bardsley and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A vampire finds herself in a hair-raising situation in this Broken Hearts novel from New York Times bestselling author Michele Bardsley. Archaeologists like me, Moira Jameson, are ready for trouble. Okay, maybe not human-species-threatening trouble. Or the kind of trouble that arrives in the form of a sexy werewolf named Drake. Yeah. Werewolf. And I thought ancient curses and walking corpses were a joke. Um…not so much. ’Cause a walking corpse named Karn wants to reveal vampires, and all of parakind, to the humans. And everyone else thinks that’s a bad idea. Then a pyramid mysteriously appears in Broken Heart, Oklahoma, and I’m appointed to get inside, survive booby traps, and awaken two very old, very hungry vampires. Luckily, Drake has my back (and my front). Unfortunately, archaeology sometimes reveals some very nasty surprises. And I'll have to decide between saving myself…or saving the world.

Download or read book Crazy soul God written by Li Donghao and published by Sellene Chardou. This book was released on with total page 4129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You can know from that guy's burly figure that the collision just now didn't do him any harm at all. The man is in his thirties, and his pimples are dark. The scarlet Lama clothes and the criss-crossing scars on his bald head make him look extra scary. He looked around and found that when no one was with Xuanfei, there was an incredible expression on his face. This is a deserted grassland, and he really can't understand why a seven-or eight-year-old child will appear here.

Download or read book Stories from Room 113 written by Concordia International School Shanghai and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-12 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jump into fantasies and encounter pixies, unicorns, fairies, and other mischievous creatures while exploring the mysteries of Stories from Room 113: International Adventures. Dive through portals to exciting locations. Save endangered lands and defend helpless people. Swing through the jungle on vines and stop poachers in their tracks while on holiday. Suffer through heart-breaking accidents and the loss of loved one. Exact revenge for loved ones lost to criminals in search of power and riches. Explore human relationships and discover the meaning of true friendship. Stories from Room 113: International Adventure has it all and more. Come, read, and enjoy.

Download or read book My Very Own Fairy written by Megan Dargan and published by Dog Ear Publishing. This book was released on 2015-10-30 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Very Own Fairy myveryownfairy.com Did you know that you have a fairy of your very own? You have probably forgotten your fairy or (if you are very young) haven’t met your fairy yet, but five sisters were fortunate enough to meet their very own fairies and to have amazing adventures with them. As you follow the story, each sister meets her fairy at a different time. What fun the sisters and fairies have together! It takes a great deal of patience to wait until each sister is old enough to meet her fairy, but finally, even the youngest has a fairy of her own to play with. They have a memorable meeting with the spider king, who is very nice. They also meet a goblin and a satyr, who are not so nice. They encounter messenger gnomes and leprechauns, who can be helpful, but who can also be annoying. They visit enchanting (and sometimes scary) places in Fairyland. They have a chance to meet their parents’ fairies as well!

Download or read book I m Not Crazy My Unicorn Said So written by Dartan Creations and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-12-13 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Blank Lined Journal Notebooks make the perfect gift for any occasion! This Unique and Funny Journal Notebook is sure to put a smile on your face. 108 6" x 9" Lined Pages are waiting for your precious thoughts, goals, fears and secrets. With a glossy, full-color soft cover, this lined notebook is as practical as it is cute! And is the ideal size for lined journals for kids, journals for women to write in and makes an excellent birthday journal notebook gift. It could also be used as a diary to record all your creative self-expression such as poetry, short stories or self-help affirmations. Dartan Creations Journals & Notebooks are perfect for: Birthday Gifts Christmas Gifts Co-worker/Boss Gifts Journals & Planners Doodle Diaries Dream Journals Food Diaries Creative Writing Notebooks Hand Writing and Cursive Practice Prayer Journals School Notebooks Graduation Gifts Thank Your Gifts Teacher Gifts Inspirational Journals Mom Daughter Journal Journaling For Kids Blank Books & Journals Keepsake Journals And much more........ Order this beautiful journal notebook for kids, women and men TODAY! To see our thousands of journals just go up and click the blue link under the title. Want to find a specific style of journal just type Dartan Creations and the type of journal into the search bar. Example Dartan Creations Teacher Journal or Dartan Creations Dot Grid Journal and see what we have. Scroll to the top of the page and click the BUY WITH 1-CLICK Button!

Download or read book Unicorn s Blood written by Patricia Finney and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1998-12-15 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A tale narrated by a defrocked nun explores the realm-shattering possibility of a stolen journal kept by the young Princess Elizabeth falling into the wrong hands.

Download or read book nvshen written by Xiao Ding and published by Devneybooks. This book was released on 2002-04-10 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In short, the excellent poems in "The Goddess" all enliven the image of a lyrical protagonist with a distinctive personality. This is a May Fourth youth who is full of youthful vigor, enthusiasm, full of confidence in his own power, and full of yearning for a bright future. He hates all stale things and a mediocre and inactive life. Hate the darkness and coldness of real life, praise all fresh life, worship all great things with strong vitality, and at the same time feel surprised and delighted in the face of the vitality of their own youth

Download or read book Jane and the Raven King written by Stephen Chambers and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-12-01 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this Alice in Wonderland-esque action-adventure fantasy, a young girl must save both the known world and the subterranean hidden world of Hotland from an evil King bent on destroying civilization. The animals clearly knew something was wrong. Even her pet iguana scrawled a warning in the sand of his tank: He is coming. Soon all the animals are fleeing the suburb where Jane lives. But they aren't the only ones acting strange. Jane's parents seem to be hypnotized by their cell phones and the TV. And her grandma starts controlling the weather and speaking in a funny language. But when Jane meets an old blind man who can drive a car and claims Jane is the only one who can save the world, well, that's when things really start to get weird...

Download or read book Unicorn s Freedom written by Sara Nebula and published by Sara Hazel Romance. This book was released on 2021-10-10 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The last thing first year law student Ariella needs is a date. But Fate has plans for her dating life anyway... Ariella boards the Chicago elevated train where she finds herself transported to the magical land of Falusia -- a place where squirrels talk and travel through time, unicorn shifters roam the forests, and the evil wizard Jakarn searches for his Queen. As it turns out, Ariella is a unicorn shifter, but not only that - she's also a Queen! Which makes Jakarn very interested in her... Ariella must choose a mate soon or her entire unicorn blessing (a blessing is a group of unicorns) will die off as magic is drained from the land. It's a good thing this unicorn Queen has a hot former professor named Shivari to teach her the ways of the world and of love. But she's also got the eye of gentle giant / fearsome protector Lucas to keep her safe and warm. Not only that, but that evil wizard is actually kinda hot and very much in charge. How can Ariella choose a mate? Can she stop the unicorns from dying off? What the heck should she do if she finds herself falling hard for Shivari, Lucas, and even the wizard Jakarn? Sometimes being a unicorn queen is not all rainbows, running free in the forest, or chasing talking squirrels. Unicorn's Freedom is a spicy why choose romance from Sara Nebula! Sometimes you don't have to choose.... Book 1 in the new Queen of the Horn series.

Download or read book The Forgotten Book written by Mechthild Gläser and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 299 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Emma is used to things going her way. Her father is headmaster of her prestigious boarding school, her friends take her advice as gospel, and she's convinced that a relationship with her long-time crush is on the horizon. As it turns out, Emma hasn't seen anything yet. When she finds an old book in an abandoned library, things really start going Emma's way: anything she writes in the book comes true. But the power of the book is not without consequences, and Emma soon realizes that she isn't the only one who knows about it. Someone is determined to take it from her—and they'll stop at nothing to succeed. A new boy in school—the arrogant, aloof, and irritatingly handsome Darcy de Winter—becomes Emma's unlikely ally as secrets are revealed and danger creeps ever closer.