Download or read book I m Moms Favorite Funny Gifts for Mom written by I'm Moms Favorite Funny and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-10 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Notebook is a wonderful multi-purpose journal for sketching, jotting down thoughts, and writing notes. ★ Specifications: ✓ Size: 8.5" x 11" - US Letter Size ✓ Pages: 120 pages ✓ Cover: Soft, matte paperback cover ✓ Perfect Binding ✓ Made in the USA ✓ Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencil ♥ Makes a great Christmas, Birthday, Graduation or Beginning of the school year gift ♥

Download or read book I M Moms Favorite Funny Gifts for Mom Colored written by Jonathan CEPEDA and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-15 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I m Moms Favorite Funny Gifts for Mom Colored/h3>

Download or read book Porn for Women of a Certain Age written by Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2010-07-01 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Photos of the silver, sexy superheroes we deserve: mature men who can warm up your bed and fix your (obviously) broken scale. Just how long do you plan on defying the laws of gravity? Responding to overwhelming demand, the Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative has researched deeply into the desires of women of a certain age. The result: forty steamy scenarios show hunky yet distinguished men catering to every whim. These handsome hotties insist she take an early retirement, delight in the silver in her hair, and best of all, take over the cooking and cleaning. Mrrow! Scientifically proven to make women swoon, Porn for Women of a Certain Age will leave the ladies begging for more. Praise for Porn for New Moms “Genius gift idea . . . (I’ll be getting one for each of the 10 baby showers I have in the next three months!)” —Glamour Magazine “It’s a book we wouldn’t mind sharing with every mother we know.” —Parenting.com “This new book from Chronicle has got to be my favorite baby shower gift idea this year.” —RookieMom.com

Download or read book Mom I m Sorry that I m the Reason You Sometimes Pee Yourself written by Sparky J Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-28 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Gag Gifts For Mom - Mom, Sorry You P_e Yourself Funny Notebook Journal - Unique Mother's Day Gift Idea For Her From Daughter Son on Birthday

Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Throat written by Jen Mann and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear

Download or read book I m Mom s Favorite Funny Mother s Day Appreciation Journal Memory Diary Book Draw and Write for Moms from Son Or Daughter written by Magic Journal Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-03 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lined 6x9 journal with 108 blank pages. This is the perfect and inexpensive birthday, appreciation or Mother's day gift for moms to doodle, sketch, put stickers, write memories, or take notes in. Grab this amazing journal gift now!

Download or read book Obviously in Moms Favorite written by Herrmann Watzlawek books and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-02 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beautiful darling design, funny baby sayings for men and women, but also children will love these saying baby gift ideas. Funny parents' idea as a nice Christmas present or funny gift ideas for young and old for a birthday.

Download or read book How to Traumatize Your Children written by Knock Knock and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance to do so deliberately and effectively. Whether you want to traumatise your kids the same way your parents used to or use a different approach, this book shows you the way.

Download or read book Funny Thing s My Kid s Say written by Mom Legends and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-29 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a Great Gift Idea for a Mom? Need A New Notebook in Your Life? This Unique Gift for that special Mum, Step-mom Women, Lady, Woman, Mother, Grandma, Auntie, Sister or Daughter in your life! This Funny Things My Kids Say Feminine Script Writing & Cactus with Succulent Plants Pattern Design Mother's Day Notebook to Write in. This Beautiful & Inspirational gifts idea for Moms to write down their Kids Funny and random things they say in the moment & to also keep track of how old they were, where they were, who was there or even in what context were they saying it or what was the proper word they were trying to say eg Like F.ck instead of Truck which is very easy to do. Writing is a great stress reliever, as well as a way to cope with your thoughts, feeling and fears and a great memory jogger. It will also give parents a chance to look back on their child's journey and recall their Fight. This Notebook will give patients motivation to keep going, to never give up or to never lose Hope or Funny moments. It could also be used as a diary to record all of their creative self-expression such as poetry, short stories or self-help affirmations. Mother's Day Gifts Notebook Journals are perfect for: Birthday Gifts Christmas Gifts Mother's Day Gift Diagnosed or Test Result Day Gift for someone sick in your family Celebration of a pregnancy or birth Gift Co-worker or Boss Gift, Thank You Gifts Teacher Gifts Mother's Day Month is in May but anytime of the year is perfect for this book. Mom Mum Mother Mummy Mimi Nana Mommy Gift A Graphic Notebook for any Women, Woman, Girl, Teen, Auntie, Sister, Partner, Wife, Girl Friend, Mother, Niece, Nana, Grandma, Grandmother. This has Bright Feminine Script Black Writing Funny Thing's My Kid's Say with a Cactus with Succulent Plants Frame Pattern Graphic design & a White background with a matching Cactus Green spine. This is also available with other Background colors or patterns and or other edges and spines. Check Out the Whole Range In My Store!!! Great USA designed proud cool graphic design to make a statement and impact. Add this to your Mom's Note Book Collection. This lovely THE LEGENDS LTD - The Mom Legends - Mother's Day Gifts Series Cactus - Funny Thing's My Kid's Say Notebook This is a Soft Cover Blank College Ruled Lined White Paper Notebook for your favorite Best Friend, Mama, Grandma, Grand Mama in your life who loves note taking, list making, journal writing and lots of other writing. Details of This Note Book Journal include: *This has 100 College Ruled lined Pages. - This is made with White Paper (will be available in a Cream Paper as Well). *This book measures 6" x 9" inches or A5 size paper. *This has a Matte Finish Cover (is also available with a Glossy Finish available on another Listing) If you are looking for other books in this range, make sure to click on the different Author names above for other great book ideas under each Author. The Legends Ltd has all our books created and listed on Amazon, The Mom Legends has all our Mother's Day themed books created and listed on Amazon and Cactus Succulent Gifts has our range of Mom Cactus themed books created and Listed on Amazon that matches this range of books Place your order today!!. COPYRIGHT (c)THE LEGENDS LTD 2018. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Download or read book Mommy Cusses written by Dorman Serena and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-06-25 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account

Download or read book Only the Best MOMS Get Promoted to MOM MOM written by My Loved Ones Gifts and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-04 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: High Quality Journal Notebook to Write In Lined paper Journal - Notebook - Diary with Lots of space to write in - 120 Pages of High Quality. High quality cover design with a Funny Message. GET YOURS TODAY! Write your daily affirmation (Gratitude, motivational, inspirational...) Great if You are Looking for Funny Gifts. You Can Use It as A Journal to Write In - As a Diary or as Notebook Great if You are Looking for Gifts As Notebooks and Journals Perfect Size Journal - Notebook - Diary: 6 x 9 Inches Perfect for Christmas Gifts Perfect for Birthday Gifts Lots of Space to Write In All Your Beautiful Ideas and Thoughts Great for Journaling Every Day Get Yours Today! We have other funny and beautiful journals/notebooks to write in for men and women of all ages. Please visit our author's page to find other journals and notebooks.

Download or read book Worlds Best Black Belt Mom written by Joy Story and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-13 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Makes an Excellent Mother's day Gift - Unique Meaningful Alternative to a Greeting Card - 6" x 9", 120 Journal Lined Paper. Paperback Notebook Softcover. Portable size for College, Work or Home. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary. Great Gift for the Holidays of Gag Gifts for Coworkers, Friends, and Family. A Versatile Composition Notebook Style with Lined Pages it has over 120 pages perfect for you to write your own thoughts, scribbles or doodles, get a little creative or just write down your To Do list. Meaningful gifts for Mom, Grandmother, Momma, Mum, and Nan. Great for gel pen, ink or pencils. It will make a great present for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthdays and Mothers Day.

Download or read book How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety written by Zachary Auburn and published by Crown. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!

Download or read book Funny Thing s My Kid s Say written by Mom Legends and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-29 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a Great Gift Idea for a Mom? Need A New Notebook in Your Life? This Unique Gift for that special Mum, Step-mom Women, Lady, Woman, Mother, Grandma, Auntie, Sister or Daughter in your life! This Funny Things My Kids Say Feminine Script Writing & Cactus with Succulent Plants Pattern Design Mother's Day Notebook to Write in. This Beautiful & Inspirational gifts idea for Moms to write down their Kids Funny and random things they say in the moment & to also keep track of how old they were, where they were, who was there or even in what context were they saying it or what was the proper word they were trying to say eg Like F.ck instead of Truck which is very easy to do. Writing is a great stress reliever, as well as a way to cope with your thoughts, feeling and fears and a great memory jogger. It will also give parents a chance to look back on their child's journey and recall their Fight. This Notebook will give patients motivation to keep going, to never give up or to never lose Hope or Funny moments. It could also be used as a diary to record all of their creative self-expression such as poetry, short stories or self-help affirmations. Mother's Day Gifts Notebook Journals are perfect for: Birthday Gifts Christmas Gifts Mother's Day Gift Diagnosed or Test Result Day Gift for someone sick in your family Celebration of a pregnancy or birth Gift Co-worker or Boss Gift, Thank You Gifts Teacher Gifts Mother's Day Month is in May but anytime of the year is perfect for this book. Mom Mum Mother Mummy Mimi Nana Mommy Gift A Graphic Notebook for any Women, Woman, Girl, Teen, Auntie, Sister, Partner, Wife, Girl Friend, Mother, Niece, Nana, Grandma, Grandmother. This has Bright Feminine Script BLACK Writing Funny Thing's My Kid's Say with a Cactus with Succulent Plants Frame Pattern Graphic design & a White background with a matching Cactus Green spine. This is also available with other Background colors or patterns and or other edges and spines. Check Out the Whole Range In My Store!!! Great USA designed proud cool graphic design to make a statement and impact. Add this to your Mom's Note Book Collection. This lovely THE LEGENDS LTD - The Mom Legends - Mother's Day Gifts Series Cactus - Funny Thing's My Kid's Say Notebook This is a Soft Cover Blank College Ruled Lined White Paper Notebook for your favorite Best Friend, Mama, Grandma, Grand Mama in your life who loves note taking, list making, journal writing and lots of other writing. Details of This Note Book Journal include: *-This has 100 College Ruled lined Pages. - This is made with White Paper (will be available in a Cream Paper as Well). * - This book measures 6" x 9" inches or A5 size paper. * - This has a Glossy Finish Cover (is also available with a Matte Finish available on another Listing) If you are looking for other books in this range, make sure to click on the different Author names above for other great book ideas under each Author. The Legends Ltd has all our books created and listed on Amazon, The Mom Legends has all our Mother's Day themed books created and listed on Amazon and Cactus Succulent Gifts has our range of Mom Cactus themed books created and Listed on Amazon that matches this range of books Place your order today!!. COPYRIGHT (c)THE LEGENDS LTD 2018. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Download or read book I m Mom s Favorite T Funny Sarcastic Humor Gift Notebook Journal 114 Pages 6 x9 written by Selwyn Rogers and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-14 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: About this notebook Perfect binding with blue, lizard-like hard cover 114 pages White recycled paper 6 x 9 inches

Download or read book Design Mom written by Gabrielle Stanley Blair and published by Artisan Books. This book was released on 2015-04-07 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times best seller Ever since Gabrielle Stanley Blair became a parent, she’s believed that a thoughtfully designed home is one of the greatest gifts we can give our families, and that the objects and decor we choose to surround ourselves with tell our family’s story. In this, her first book, Blair offers a room-by-room guide to keeping things sane, organized, creative, and stylish. She provides advice on getting the most out of even the smallest spaces; simple fixes that make it easy for little ones to help out around the house; ingenious storage solutions for the never-ending stream of kid stuff; rainy-day DIY projects; and much, much more.

Download or read book Funny Thing s My Kid s Say written by Mom Legends and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-29 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a Great Gift Idea for a Mom? Need A New Notebook in Your Life? This Unique Gift for that special Mum, Step-mom Women, Lady, Woman, Mother, Grandma, Auntie, Sister or Daughter in your life! This Funny Things My Kids Say Feminine Script Writing & Cactus with Succulent Plants Pattern Design Mother's Day Notebook to Write in. This Beautiful & Inspirational gifts idea for Moms to write down their Kids Funny and random things they say in the moment & to also keep track of how old they were, where they were, who was there or even in what context were they saying it or what was the proper word they were trying to say eg Like F.ck instead of Truck which is very easy to do. Writing is a great stress reliever, as well as a way to cope with your thoughts, feeling and fears and a great memory jogger. It will also give parents a chance to look back on their child's journey and recall their Fight. This Notebook will give patients motivation to keep going, to never give up or to never lose Hope or Funny moments. It could also be used as a diary to record all of their creative self-expression such as poetry, short stories or self-help affirmations. Mother's Day Gifts Notebook Journals are perfect for: Birthday Gifts Christmas Gifts Mother's Day Gift Diagnosed or Test Result Day Gift for someone sick in your family Celebration of a pregnancy or birth Gift Co-worker or Boss Gift, Thank You Gifts Teacher Gifts Mother's Day Month is in May but anytime of the year is perfect for this book. Mom Mum Mother Mummy Mimi Nana Mommy Gift A Graphic Notebook for any Women, Woman, Girl, Teen, Auntie, Sister, Partner, Wife, Girl Friend, Mother, Niece, Nana, Grandma, Grandmother. This has Bright Feminine Script Salmon Writing Funny Thing's My Kid's Say with a Cactus with Succulent Plants Pattern Graphic design & a White background with a matching Salmon spine. This is also available with other Background colors or patterns and or other edges and spines. Check Out the Whole Range In My Store!!! Great USA designed proud cool graphic design to make a statement and impact. Add this to your Mom's Note Book Collection. This lovely THE LEGENDS LTD - The Mom Legends - Mother's Day Gifts Series Cactus - Funny Thing's My Kid's Say Notebook This is a Soft Cover Blank College Ruled Lined White Paper Notebook for your favorite Best Friend, Mama, Grandma, Grand Mama in your life who loves note taking, list making, journal writing and lots of other writing. Details of This Note Book Journal include: *-This has 100 College Ruled lined Pages. - This is made with White Paper (will be available in a Cream Paper as Well). * - This book measures 6" x 9" inches or A5 size paper. * - This has a Matte Finish Cover (is also available with a Glossy Finish available on another Listing) If you are looking for other books in this range, make sure to click on the different Author names above for other great book ideas under each Author. The Legends Ltd has all our books created and listed on Amazon, The Mom Legends has all our Mother's Day themed books created and listed on Amazon and Cactus Succulent Gifts has our range of Mom Cactus themed books created and Listed on Amazon that matches this range of books Place your order today!!. COPYRIGHT (c)THE LEGENDS LTD 2018. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.