Download or read book I m Just a Girl Who Loves Anteater written by M. M. MM Publisher and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-03 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 100 Pages Ruled Notebook for boys and Girls. This notebook is perfect for Christmas, thanksgiving and birthday gift. This funny Lined notebook is filled with college ruled paper that's perfect for writing down your daily teaching thoughts, class ideas, writing your dreams. This Notebook features: ☑ Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" Inches ☑ Black & Large notebook ☑ Matte Finish Cover

Download or read book What Does An Anteater Eat written by Ross Collins and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2019-07-09 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The silliness should have little listeners asking for repeat readings." —Kirkus Reviews Anteater is hungry, but he has completely forgotten what anteaters eat. Baffled, and with his tummy rumbling, he consults the other animals. Sloth is too busy, Toucan is clueless, and Crocodile has his own mouth full. Whatever will Anteater do? It isn't until the ants all run for their lives that Anteater remembers what he should be eating . . . and it’s not what you think! A delightfully silly tale that little ones will return to again and again.

Download or read book Anteaters Don t Dream and Other Stories written by Hawes, Louise and published by Univ. Press of Mississippi. This book was released on 2007 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Parents are Not Supposed to Like it written by David P. Bianco and published by UXL. This book was released on 1998 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Profiles over 100 contemporary musicians and bands in the categories of alternative rock, rap, folk music, and others.

Download or read book The Anteater of Death written by Betty Webb and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2012-10-31 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2009 Winner of the Arizona Book Award for Mystery/Suspense If Lucy, the pregnant Giant Anteater from Belize, didn't kill the man found dead in her enclosure at California's Gunn Zoo, who did? Zookeeper Teddy Bentley must find the real murderer before her furry friend is shipped off to another zoo in disgrace. Then another human bites the dust, the monkeys riot, and the wolves go nuts. Things get worse when the snooty folks at Gunn Landing Harbor attempt to evict Teddy from the Merilee, her beloved houseboat. That's just the beginning. Her father, on the lam from the Feds for embezzling millions, gets targeted by a local gangster; and Caro, Teddy's socialite and former beauty queen mother, who loathes Teddy's dangerous job, starts introducing her to eligible bachelors. Then Teddy herself becomes a target for murder.

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Download or read book The Leap Year Boy written by Marc Simon and published by Untreed Reads. This book was released on 2012-12-07 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Set in Pittsburgh in the early 1900s, The Leap Year Boy is the story of a working class family and an extraordinary boy named Alex Miller, born in the family's home on February 29, 1908. What makes Alex so remarkable is that even though he's full-term at birth, he weighs just two pounds one ounce, and is nine inches long. Despite his size, Alex is perfectly healthy. However, his body grows at one-fourth the rate of a normal child-so that after one year, he's the size of a three-month-old-but his mind grows much quicker. Eventually, so do certain parts of his body and his ability to do various and unusual things with them. As Alex's special abilities become apparent, those around him see him as both a miracle child and a freak of nature-a freak to exploit. How Alex saves himself from the designs of others-his religious fanatic grandmother, who sees him as the new Messiah; his money-grubbing immigrant doctor, who wants to put him on display; his unstable nanny, who believes Alex is her lost child; and his father and father's mistress, who are eager to tap Alex's commercial potential-is at the heart of the novel. Ultimately, a family that has been fractured by ambition and circumstance rediscovers loyalty and love, thanks to Alex's courage.

Download or read book Carter s Unfocused One Track Mind written by Brent Crawford and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After an eventful freshman year and disastrous summer, fifteen-year-old Will Carter returns to Merrian High none the wiser. His sophomore year will present a host of new problems: the return of Scary Terry from juvie, the pregnant presence of Amber Lee, friends-with-benefits negotiations with Abby, prom night expectations, and the ever-constant harassment from his boys. When Abby announces that she might be transferring to a New York arts school, Carter's world is turned upside down and he'll be forced to make the biggest decision of his life. In his signature voice, author Brent Crawford details young Will Carter's high school struggles, this time focusing on Carter's discovery of his true passion and the sacrifices he'll need to make.

Download or read book The Girl Who Never Read Noam Chomsky written by Jana Casale and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kirkus Reviews, "11 Debuts You Need to Pay Attention To" HelloGiggles, "Books you don't want to miss" Bustle, "Books you need to know" An ambitious debut, at once timely and timeless, that captures the complexity and joys of modern womanhood. This novel is gem like—in its precision, its many facets, and its containing multitudes. Following in the footsteps of Virginia Woolf, Rona Jaffe, Maggie Shipstead, and Sheila Heti, Jana Casale writes with bold assurance about the female experience. We first meet Leda in a coffee shop on an average afternoon, notable only for the fact that it’s the single occasion in her life when she will eat two scones in one day. And for the cute boy reading American Power and the New Mandarins. Leda hopes that, by engaging him, their banter will lead to romance. Their fleeting, awkward exchange stalls before flirtation blooms. But Leda’s left with one imperative thought: she decides she wants to read Noam Chomsky. So she promptly buys a book and never—ever—reads it. As the days, years, and decades of the rest of her life unfold, we see all of the things Leda does instead, from eating leftover spaghetti in her college apartment, to fumbling through the first days home with her newborn daughter, to attempting (and nearly failing) to garden in her old age. In a collage of these small moments, we see the work—both visible and invisible—of a woman trying to carve out a life of meaning. Over the course of her experiences Leda comes to the universal revelation that the best-laid-plans are not always the path to utter fulfillment and contentment, and in reality there might be no such thing. Lively and disarmingly honest, The Girl Who Never Read Noam Chomsky is a remarkable literary feat—bracingly funny, sometimes heartbreaking, and truly feminist in its insistence that the story it tells is an essential one.

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Download or read book Down with Love written by Kate Meader and published by Kate Meader LLC. This book was released on 2023-02-09 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The cynical divorce lawyer and the hearts-and-flowers wedding planner could be the perfect match . . . If you ever get married, remember my name: Max Henderson. In my line of work, you acquire a certain perspective on supposedly everlasting unions. . . . 1. Pre-nups are your friend. 2. The person you married is not the person you’re divorcing. 3. And I hope you didn’t spend much on the wedding because that was one helluva waste of hard-earned cash, wasn’t it? But some guys are willing to take a chance. Like my brother, who thinks he’s going to ride off into the sunset with the woman of his dreams in a haze of glitter on unicorns. And the wedding planner—the green-eyed beauty who makes a living convincing suckers to shell out thousands of dollars on centerpieces—is raking it in on this matrimonial monstrosity. The thing is, Charlie Love is not unlike me. We’re both cogs in the wedding-industrial complex. As the best man, I know her game—and I can play it better than her. But after one scorching, unexpected kiss, I’m thinking I might just want to get played.

Download or read book Hellcrafter written by Eve Harms and published by Eve Harms. This book was released on 2020-02-12 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I’m obsessed with traveling to a hell dimension to stalk my dead ex-boyfriend. Getting in a float tank and transporting to a scifi-fantasy hellscape inside my head isn’t exactly a normal obsession for a girl in her early twenties—social media addiction would be an improvement—but I’m not exactly a normal girl. I’m Kendra Temples, a horror writer with a serious case of grief and PTSD from a real-life exorcism gone wrong. And right when I was about switch to a hobby that won’t get me committed, something happened that made me question if this other dimension really is “just my imagination”. And if it’s not—that means he’s not really dead. To find out for sure, I’ll have to return to the mansion, where the most traumatic night of my life happened, and risk my current real-world relationship. Anyways, as always with my weird life: I’ll update you guys in my blog. It's Buffy meets Jodorowsky's Dune… in hell! Hellcrafter is a sequel to The Secret Name, which can be downloaded for free on Google Play.

Download or read book The Secrets and Lies of Yooper Girls written by T.D. Croel and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-10-25 with total page 309 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wendy had wanted at some point in her fathers story to reach out her hand and take his hand in hers. But, like a nervous teenage boy on his first date, her hand had only made it a few inches across the table. "I . . . well, Im sure you know I drank," Paul confessed. "Dad, seriously, you dont owe me an explanation." She felt a bitter taste reside in her mouth and took a drink of her water. The water did nothing to dispel the bitterness she both tasted and felt. "Well, I just want you to know, little girl, I dont plan on drinking again. Eighteen years of sobriety is way too long to throw away." "I know, Dad," she said with little emotion and even less conviction. She sat back and crossed her arms, wishing she had some food to quell the uneasiness in her stomach. The waitress, as if on cue, set their meals down in front of them.

Download or read book Hypnotism written by Rachel Copelan and published by Frederick Fell Publishers. This book was released on 2000 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Through illustrated case histories and the most up-to-date methods and uses of hypnotism, a professional hypnotherapist, sex educator, and family counselor teaches readers how to tap their brain's resources and efficiently use its energy to control unwanted behavior through self-hypnosis.

Download or read book I M Still Sane written by Darryl E. McCullough and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 429 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Years agoDarryl E. McCullough published his first book Perfectly Sane: An Arsenal of Verbal Expression consisting of short-stories and poetry. While still professing his sanity, this writer, director, producer and now award winning screenplay writer is releasing his second book Im Still Sane! But Crazier than Ever: A Collection of Short Stories, Angry Poems and Bitter Essays This book picks up where the other one left off! It showcases the life, times and crimes of this authors imagination, perception and his astounding revelations of growing up, race-relations, dating and marriage. Featuring such racial exploratory favorites as The Furgerson Nose, A Raisin in a Bowl Full of White Rice and Interracial Dating: Who Cares Anymore?" Joined with the dating and marital expressions of Ladies!The Truth about your Male Friends,And ThenShe Hit Me and Look at my Beautiful WifeAfter the Divorce.Also moralistic adult excavating such as Sweets and the eyebrow raising Zebra/Playing Aint for Everybody. This book also features many articles from the authors yearlong column One Mans Point of View. An added treat is a humorous interview with Black men and women discussing the problems that they have with each other. This book also features The Life of a King sketch drawings by Anthony Valentino Robinson Purchase your copy today at www.authorhouse.com, www.amazon.com, or contact the author directly at [email protected] . Book signings and film showings in Cleveland, Detroit and Atlanta to be announced!

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