Download or read book I Love You Now Go Away written by Dawn Weber and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-29 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pesky kids, insane dogs, farting husbands. Some would call these major annoyances. Dawn Weber calls it Monday morning. But Dawn doesn't get mad. She gets mobile. That's right -- she whips out her smartphone, and she takes names. "I Love You. Now Go Away: Confessions of a Woman with a Smartphone" is a thoroughly modern concept, a book drafted entirely on a phone. On the bleachers, in the bathroom -- anywhere she could, with any time she could find, Dawn pulled her smartphone from her purse and let her thumbs do the walking, tapping out a side-splitting romp through midlife in the Midwest. Hey -- she loves her family. She can even tolerate her co-workers. But sometimes, they drive her nuts. They use all the toilet paper. They drink all the coffee. They swipe her stuff and spend her money and talk too loudly. They burp, they fart, and they snore, sometimes simultaneously. These are the stories Dawn tells in this hilarious humor collection, perfect for any woman who's busy and frazzled and ready for a break. "I Love You. Now Go Away: Confessions of a Woman with a Smartphone" is a fast-paced, raunchy, guilty pleasure, just like a nice box of wine.

Download or read book Love You Forever written by Robert N. Munsch and published by Firefly Books. This book was released on 2003 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young woman holds her newborn son And looks at him lovingly. Softly she sings to him: "I'll love you forever I'll like you for always As long as I'm living My baby you'll be." So begins the story that has touched the hearts of millions worldwide. Since publication in l986, Love You Forever has sold more than 15 million copies in paperback and the regular hardcover edition (as well as hundreds of thousands of copies in Spanish and French). Firefly Books is proud to offer this sentimental favorite in a variety of editions and sizes: We offer a trade paper and laminated hardcover edition in a 8" x 8" size. In gift editions we carry: a slipcased edition (8 1/2" x 8 1/4"), with a laminated box and a cloth binding on the book and a 10" x 10" laminated hardcover with jacket. And a Big Book Edition, 16" x 16" with a trade paper binding.

Download or read book Go the F k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Download or read book I Love You So written by Marianne Richmond and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-01-11 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate 20 years of I LOVE YOU SO! This adorable classic puts into words the indescribable quality of boundless, steady, and unconditional love, a sweet story that has touched hundreds of thousands of lives. This comforting story embraces the reader like a warm hug and gently reassures a child that love is for always, despite the grouchy moods or physical separation. This is the perfect message of love to gift new mommies- and daddies-to-be, grandparents, and your special little ones at baby showers, Valentine's Day, or birthdays. Embrace your loved ones from afar with this heartwarming reminder of your unconditional love.

Download or read book Always More Love written by Erin Guendelsberger and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-01-01 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prove that there's always more love this Mother's Day in this interactive picture book full of humor and sweetness! Always More Love is a heartwarming story and fun, interactive experience for families to read and share together, because the love for those special ones in your life only expands more and more each day. In this sweet, rhyming love book for kids, just tap, press, shake, touch, or flip the picture book and then turn the page to find out the many ways love grows! Readers of Don't Push the Button and Press Here by Herve Tullet will love this cute, interactive story! It's the perfect read aloud for: Toddlers and young children ages 3-6 Bedtime stories and together moments Valentine's Day: a charming Valentine's book gift for kids Preschool learners: great for at-home toddler learning activities! Birthday gifts Holiday stocking stuffer and Christmas gifts Easter basket stuffer Mother's and Father's Day and more! I love you so much, but there's more in my heart. How is that possible? Well, where do I start?

Download or read book You Can Never Run Out of Love A StoryPlay Book written by Helen Docherty and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2017-11-28 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: StoryPlay (TM) Books -- the best new way to engage with your little one during story time -- continues with four new stories! StoryPlay Books are the smart way to read and play together! StoryPlay Books offer fun ways to engage with little ones during story time and playtime with prompts and activities that everyone will love! Each quality story will delight readers while building early literacy skills for ages 3-5 by helping them develop: problem-solving abilities, reading comprehension, social development, pre-reading skills, memory strength, and more! Each book includes story-related games and crafts to extend the reading experience. Teachers agree that StoryPlay Books are perfect for parents looking to stimulate and engage their kids at home while having fun together! Each book also shines a spotlight on important topics for this age. You Can Never Run Out of Love -- an original story that teaches how important love is -- focuses on kindness.Are you ready to start reading the StoryPlay way? Ready. Set. Smart!

Download or read book Did I Tell You I Love You Today written by Deloris Jordan and published by Atheneum Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2004-12 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Apart or together, near or far, day or night, from childhood to adulthood -- the never-ending reach and power of a mother's love touches every moment of every day, even when you least expect it. All you need to do is make sure to notice. Deloris and Roslyn M. Jordan, mother and sister of basketball superstar Michael Jordan, celebrate family in this reassuring book about the many special ways we cherish those we love.

Download or read book Of Course I Love You Now Go to Your Room written by Diane Levy and published by Penguin Random House New Zealand Limited. This book was released on 2010-05-01 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top family therapist Diane Levy gives clear parenting guidelines in this bestselling title. This book presents a modern approach to parenting. Diane Levy believes children must be taught to experience and handle their emotions and they must learn self-discipline. She also believes that it takes about twenty years to raise a child. Within that twenty years, you will have taught - or led your child towards the teaching of all the skills they will need to function in the world away from home. Levy's approach to parenting has two main tenets: Emotional Support and Limit Setting. The first responsibility of parents is to give children emotional support so that they will have the courage to have the experiences and do the learning that they need to become emotionally independent adults. The second responsibility is to set suitable boundaries and expectations so that they can safely tread the path from undisciplined babies to self-disciplined adults. Diane Levy uses her approach to parenting in the context of modern society. In many families both parents work, and many parents work and raise children single-handedly; in order to establish a good family structure clear boundaries must exist between parent and child. She discusses specific issues, such as sibling rivalry, bullying and nasty habits. Readers may dip into the book to find immediate help for problems with sleeping, eating and toilet training. Sex education and strategies for coping with teenagers are also covered; with the last part of the book summing up simple parenting strategies.

Download or read book Good Night Sweet Dreams I Love You Now Get Into Bed and Go to Sleep written by Patrick Friman and published by Boys Town Press. This book was released on 2010-12-22 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book I Love You Forever and a Day written by Amelia Hepworth and published by Tiger Tales. This book was released on 2024-09-10 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author-illustrator duo of the best-selling I Love You to the Moon and Back, this sweet, uplifting story will show a little one just how strong your love is throughout the day and night. Now in board book format for the youngest readers! If I could imagine a day just for you, the sun would be shining; the sky would be blue. You make me so happy; you make my world bright, for you are my sunshine--my day and my night. It's a beautiful, sunny day, and Bear and Little Bear set out for a day full of adventure. They climb trees, sing songs, tell stories, and swim in the river. And at the end of the day, Big Bear carries Little Bear home. A sweet, uplifting companion book by the best-selling duo Amelia Hepworth and Tim Warnes, now in board book format for the youngest readers. The perfect board book for babies and toddlers ages 0 to 3 From the best-selling creative team behind i Love You to the Moon and Back Sweet, uplifting messages of love in this gender-neutral, parent-child relationship

Download or read book Wherever You Are written by Nancy Tillman and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2010-09-14 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author/artist Nancy Tillman celebrates the ways in which the love between parents and children is forever. . . . I wanted you more than you'll ever know, so I sent love to follow wherever you go. . . . Love is the greatest gift we have to give our children. It's the one thing they can carry with them each and every day. If love could take shape it might look something like these heartfelt words and images from the inimitable Nancy Tillman. Wherever You Are is a book to share with your loved ones, no matter how near or far, young or old, they are.

Download or read book I Love You Already written by Jory John and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2015-12-22 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the award-winning creators of Goodnight Already!, Come Home Already!, and All Right Already! Bear can't wait to spend a pleasant day by himself. But his persistent next-door neighbor, Duck, wants to take a morning stroll . . . with Bear. He just wants Bear to like him already. . . Jory John, author of Penguin Problems and The Bad Seed, and Benji Davies, creator of The Storm Whale, join together again to bring us this standout hilarious story of unrequited admiration that will leave children laughing at every page. Perfect for Valentine’s Day or any story time!

Download or read book Love Is My Favorite Thing written by Emma Chichester Clark and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-12-29 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Starring an enthusiastic pooch whose joy, optimism and love know no bounds, this lively picture book is based on Emma Chichester Clark’s own dog, and joyfully celebrates unconditional love. Plum has lots of favorite things—catching sticks, her bear, her bed—but really, LOVE is her absolute favorite thing. She loves her family and all the things they do together. Sometimes, however, Plum’s exuberance causes trouble, and she just can’t help being naughty. But fortunately, love is such a great thing that even when she makes mistakes, Plum’s family still adores her.

Download or read book Moo Moo I Love You written by Tom Lichtenheld and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the bestselling team behind I Wish You More comes a moo-ving ode to the love between parent and child—now in board book The New York Times bestselling pair Tom Lichtenheld and Amy Krouse Rosenthal present udderly perfect expressions of affection to share between any cow and calf: I love you no matter your moo-d. I love giving you a big s-moo-ch. My love for you is as big as . . . a MOO-SE! With a universal message and warm, funny text that families will read and reread together, this exuberant book from two children’s book superstars at their best is a moo-velous choice for gifts year-round, especially for fans of I Love You to the Moon and Back and Guess How Much I Love You.

Download or read book Now I Remember I Love You written by Janet Aird and published by . This book was released on 2017-03-07 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story takes Evie Madison from her childhood in the Girls' Home during World War II to her marriage to Nick Landry, a law student. Evie and Nick weather the challenges of raising children, nourishing their relationship and overcoming the impact of a fling, but Evie's Alzheimer's disease tips Nick over the edge. When the pressure to send her to a nursing home becomes overwhelming, Nick bundles her into their car and begins a thousand-mile drive from Central California to Canada and their only hope of staying together. Book club questions are included.

Download or read book I Love You All the Time written by Jessica Elin Hirschman and published by Cookie Bear Press. This book was released on 2000-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With 300,000 copies in print, the delightful illustrations and lyrical rhymes of I Love You All The Time have assured young children that the grown-ups in their lives love them no matter how busy these adults are, how often they travel, or where they live. The book's timeless message and playful illustrations quickly find a place in the heart of any adult wanting a child to know "Even when you can't see me, I love you all the time."

Download or read book I Love You Now Read This Book It s About Human Decision Making and Behavioral Economics written by Susan Weinschenk Ph D and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-15 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you heard about behavioral economics? Don't be scared; it's fun, exciting, and interesting. This book is a summary of some of the best and most recent research in the quickly growing field of behavioral economics. I read the original research studies and put only the best and most brilliant ideas together in a fun, easy to read, and inspiring book. There are cute little illustrations, visual aids, and all the research is cited. Use it as a reference guide of great research, to share wonderful ideas, or simply as an entertaining read. It is going to be so fun! I hope you'll join me. You will find the information useful, fascinating, and maybe it will explain ourselves and fellow humans just a little bit more. I've worked hard to make this book an excellent value by keeping the price low, and it filling with almost 500 pages of love and useful information. Thanks, Guthri