Download or read book I Love You More Than Beer written by Rex Hamilton and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Love You More than Beer . . . And 99 Other Declarations of a Guy's Adoration is the sincere but manly way for a guy to express his love! And it's in the shape of a beer can! I Love You More than Beer. . . contains one hundred professions of true love, guaranteed to elicit gratitude, giggles (and maybe a little late-night action) from its female recipients. Author Rex Hamilton identifies things that men really love-golf, barbecue, cars, computers, Monday Night Football, the lawn, and, of course, beer--and compares those things, in tongue-in-cheek style that's peppered with sexy double entendres, to a man's love for a good woman. The result is page after page of hilarious but heartfelt flattery and the perfect gift for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or just to say "Hey babe, you rock!" For example: * I love you more than beer. You taste better than beer (even those pricey microbrews), you're less filling, and when I've had more of you than the law should allow, I can still drive. * I love you more than golf. You're more fun to hold than the sweetest putter. I can score with you, even in bad weather. And you'd never penalize me for slow play. Whether a guy needs to just say, "I love you," or needs a ticket out of the doghouse, I Love You More Than Beer is the perfect offering.
Download or read book Dear God I Love You More Than French Fries written by Christie Solomon and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Chocopocalypse written by Chris Callaghan and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of Roald Dahl’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and readers of Chris Grabenstein and Wendy Mass will love is an action-packed mystery about what happens if the world is about to run out of chocolate! Life for Jelly Welly—or Jennifer Wellington—is totally and utterly normal in Chompton-on-de-Lyte. She lives with her mum and dad and gran, has nosy neighbors who like to gossip, and really needs to think of a science project that will get her a good grade. But when news breaks of an impending chocopocalypse, her whole world—and the world at large—is thrown into utter chaos. With only six days left until no more chocolate, Jelly has a sneaking suspicion that something isn’t right. She and her gran investigate, picking up on a mysterious trail of clues. Is it really the dreaded chocopocalypse, or is there a mastermind behind the madness? "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fans and mystery enthusiasts will also enjoy this chocolatey adventure."-School Library Journal "[The Chocopocalypse] will likely find a place among readers who enjoy [Roald] Dahl's humor."-Kirkus Reviews
Download or read book Dear God I Love You More Than French Fries written by Christie Solomon and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Daily Wisdom For Mothers written by Michelle Medlock Adams and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2013-09-01 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where's wisdom when moms really need it? Right at their fingertips, thanks to "Daily Wisdom for Mothers!" Following Barbour's popular "Daily Wisdom for Women" and "Daily Wisdom for the Workplace" (with combined sales of more than 460,000), this new book is by a mom-award-winning writer Michelle Medlock Adams-for moms. Especially for women with children at home, "Daily Wisdom for Mothers" offers 365 brief, relevant, and biblical reflections with monthly themes such as worry, unconditional love, discipline, and praying. Each will show mothers how Scripture applies to their everyday lives-and equip them to be the best moms they can be.
Download or read book I Love You More Than You Know written by Jonathan Ames and published by Open Road + Grove/Atlantic. This book was released on 2007-12-01 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Utterly delightful” essays from the creator of the HBO’s Bored to Death reveal intimate details of his life as a famously neurotic New York writer (Brendan Halpin, Los Angeles Times). Jonathan Ames has drawn comparisons across the literary spectrum, from David Sedaris to F. Scott Fitzgerald to P.G. Wodehouse, and his books, as well as his abilities as a performer, have made him a favorite on the Late Show with David Letterman. Whether he’s chasing deranged cockroaches around his apartment, kissing a beautiful actress on the set of an avant-garde film, finding himself stuck perilously on top of a fence in the middle of the night in Memphis, or provoking fights with huge German men, Jonathan Ames has an uncanny knack for getting himself into outlandish situations. In I Love You More Than You Know, Ames once again turns his own adventures, neuroses, joys, heartaches, and insights into profound and hilarious tales. Alive with love and tenderness for his son, his parents, his great-aunt—and even strangers in bars—Ames looks beneath the surface of our world to find the beauty in the perverse, the sweetness in loneliness, and the humor in pain in essays that are “both poignant and silly—an irresistible mix” (John Dicker, Philadelphia Weekly).
Download or read book Encouraging Words for Mothers written by Michelle Medlock Adams and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2013-09-01 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Moms, where can you find wisdom and support when you really need it? Right at your fingertips, thanks to Encouraging Words for Mothers—Daily Devotions to Lift Mom’s Soul! This 365-day devotional book is by a mom—award-winning writer Michelle Medlock Adams—for moms. Especially for women with children still at home, Encouraging Words for Mothers offers brief, relevant, and biblical reflections with monthly themes such as worry, unconditional love, discipline, and praying. Each will show you how scripture applies to your everyday life—and equip you to be the best mom you can be.
Download or read book One Night Charmer written by Maisey Yates and published by HQN Books. This book was released on 2016-04-19 with total page 473 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In New York Times bestselling author Maisey Yates's Copper Ridge series, Oregon's favorite bachelor is about to meet his match... If the devil wore flannel, he'd look like Ace Thompson. He's gruff. Opinionated. Infernally hot. The last person that Sierra West wants to ask for a bartending job—not that she has a choice. Ever since discovering that her "perfect" family is built on a lie, Sierra has been determined to make it on her own. Resisting her new boss should be easy when they're always bickering. Until one night, the squabbling stops…and something far more dangerous takes over. Ace has a personal policy against messing around with staff—or with spoiled rich girls. But there's a steel backbone beneath Sierra's silver-spoon upbringing. She's tougher than he thought, and so much more tempting. Enough to make him want to break all his rules, even if it means risking his heart…
Download or read book Love You a Latke written by Amanda Elliot and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2024-10-08 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love comes home for the challah-days in this sparkling romance. Snow is falling, holiday lights are twinkling, and Abby Cohen is pissed. For one thing, her most annoying customer, Seth, has been coming into her café every morning with his sunshiny attitude, determined to break down her carefully constructed emotional walls. And, as the only Jew on the tourism board of her Vermont town, Abby's been charged with planning their fledgling Hanukkah festival. Unfortunately, the local vendors don’t understand that the story of Hanukkah cannot be told with light-up plastic figures from the Nativity scene, even if the Three Wise Men wear yarmulkes. Desperate for support, Abby puts out a call for help online and discovers she was wrong about being the only Jew within a hundred miles. There's one other: Seth. As it turns out, Seth’s parents have been badgering him to bring a Nice Jewish Girlfriend home to New York City for Hanukkah, and if Abby can survive his incessant, irritatingly handsome smiles, he’ll introduce her to all the vendors she needs to make the festival a success. But over latkes, doughnuts, and winter adventures in Manhattan, Abby begins to realize that her fake boyfriend and his family might just be igniting a flame in her own guarded heart.
Download or read book God s Word for Mothers written by and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2011-03-01 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Though it was written thousands of years ago, God’s Word has much to say to modern moms concerning the important issues they face: family, jobs, self-image, and the meaning of life. God’s Word for Moms is a collection of over 100 devotionals written by godly women just like you—women seeking answers to the big questions of life and a wellspring of peace, inspiration, and guidance. Each uplifting devotional is paired with a relevant scripture and is sure to leave readers emotionally and spiritually satisfied—which makes this collection a must-have for gift-giving, small group study, or personal use.
Download or read book I Love You More Than French Fries Coffee Donuts written by Notyourusual Stuff and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-14 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been accused of loving something else more than your spouse? Maybe it's the game, or your truck, or your hobby, or your favorite food. We hope we can help you to communicate to your loved one in a cute and practical way that you love him or her more than any of the 3 combinations of things listed on the variety of journals in this series. Title range from 'I love you more than Donut, Sports, Coffee' to 'I love you more than Beer, Chocolate and Coffee'. Couple the journal with a bottle of wine, a chocolate or a teddy bear and a beautiful gift bag to get the message across even more effectively. A sure smile getter and attention grabber this journal is useful and practical for note taking, musings, and task scheduling and recording activities. It also makes a perfect personal journal for your loved one.
Download or read book The Quotable Slayer written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2003 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This complete collection of the funniest, most telling, and often poignant quotes from the Emmy(-nominated show includes categories, cross references, and a full-color 8-page photo insert. Original.
Download or read book Love Goes on written by Crystal Britton and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2012-06 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Sara walks in on the love of her life in bed with another girl, she swears to herself that she'll never be hurt again. But not long after she picks up the pieces of her broken heart, she meets Rick and Kaden two young, handsome men who both seem interested in her. Although Sara is determined to keep her promise to herself, she soon finds herself torn between them. Both Rick and Kaden seem equally amazing, and she knows that she could be happy with either one. Sara's decision becomes much easier when her best friend, Anna Marie, admits her growing feelings for Rick. As she and Kaden fall head over heels for one another, Sara realizes that no one can make her happier. The only problem is that Kaden has a secret one that will change Sara's life as she knows it. Will their love be strong enough to overcome Kaden's news?
Download or read book From Burma with Love written by Stephen W. Reiss and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-11-14 with total page 667 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Irv and Mary Reiss (aka Dad and Mom) wrote this book as two letters per day for fifteen months from late 1943 through March 1945. Friends and relatives added more letters to bring the total to nearly 1,000. Virtually all of their letters ended with "I love you very very much" and "I miss you very very much." It's easy to empathize with their frustrations and anxieties about being separated and worried, especially with the birth and nurturing of their first child Stephen (aka me) in June 1944. This book title of From Burma With Love is an understatement. Irv Reiss served in the US Army from June 27, 1941 until September 17, 1945 for a total of 4 years, 2 months, and 20 days. Foreign service in India and Burma (Myanmar) was 1 year, 1 month, and 23 days. The foreign service in Burma was very intense and is the heart of this book -- hence the name, From Burma With Love. Irv was a labor officer along the Ledo Road from August 28, 1944 until December 11, 1944. His job was to hire and feed and pay several thousand native laborers (and a few elephants) to help build that road from Ledo, India to Mongyu, Burma. Read his letter of October 7, 1944.
Download or read book A Christmas Wish written by Bj Givens and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-12 with total page 334 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Anne Sexton written by Anne Sexton and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 443 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A revealing collection of letters from Pulitzer Prize–winning poet Anne Sexton While confessional poet Anne Sexton included details of her life and battle with mental illness in her published work, her letters to family, friends, and fellow poets provide an even more intimate glimpse into her private world. Selected from thousands of letters and edited by Linda Gray Sexton, the poet’s daughter, and Lois Ames, one of her closest friends, this collection exposes Sexton’s inner life from her boarding school days through her years of growing fame and ultimately to the months leading up to her suicide. Correspondence with writers like W. D. Snodgrass, Robert Lowell, and May Swenson reveals Sexton’s growing confidence in her identity as a poet as she discusses her craft, publications, and teaching appointments. Her private letters chart her marriage to Alfred “Kayo” Sexton, from the giddy excitement following their elopement to their eventual divorce; her grief over the death of her parents; her great love for her daughters balanced with her frustration with the endless tasks of being a housewife; and her persistent struggle with depression. Going beyond the angst and neuroses of her poetry, these letters portray the full complexities of the woman behind the art: passionate, anguished, ambitious, and yearning for connection.
Download or read book Ten Rules for Faking It written by Sophie Sullivan and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2020-12-29 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A wholesome, slow-burn romance that will warm your heart...This is a Hallmark movie in book form." - USA Today bestselling author Helen Hoang What happens when your love life becomes the talk of the town? As birthdays go, this year’s for radio producer Everly Dean hit rock-bottom. Worse than the “tonsillectomy birthday.” Worse than the birthday her parents decided to split (the first time). But catching your boyfriend cheating on you with his assistant? Even clichés sting. But this is Everly’s year! She won’t let her anxiety hold her back. She’ll pitch her podcast idea to her boss. There’s just one problem. Her boss, Chris, is very cute. (Of course). Also, he's extremely distant (which means he hates her, right? Or is that the anxiety talking)? And, Stacey the DJ didn’t mute the mic during Everly’s rant about Simon the Snake (syn: Cheating Ex). That’s three problems. Suddenly, people are lining up to date her, Bachelorette-style, fans are voting (Reminder: never leave house again), and her interest in Chris might be a two-way street. It’s a lot for a woman who could gold medal in people-avoidance. She’s going to have to fake it ‘till she makes it to get through all of this. Perhaps she’ll make a list: The Ten Rules for Faking It. Because sometimes making the rules can find you happiness when you least expect it. “Once you start reading, you won’t be able to put it down.” - Lyssa Kay Adams, author of The Bromance Book Club
